#TE AMO JACK

[pan-de-pescado]

[unlimited-nobu-works]

T.S.O.L. - Wash Away, Suburbia (dir. Penelope Spheeris).

[pegameuntir0]

[izscha]

[the-acid-pear]

Money Heist is kinda funny bc their whole thing was that they wanted to NOT hurt the hostages because they wanted to appear LIKEABLE but both tokyo and berlin fucking raped someone, well, for tokyo it was more like sexual harassment, but she was a FUCKING MINOR, so you know. Like imagine getting out of this whole situation and these ppl are being painted out as heroes i think i'd become the joker or something man.

[lucifer-ocadaverapodrecido]

Minha namorada (ela tinha crush no Jack Risonho e odeia ser lembrada disso)

[morty-morlove]

the song Easy to breathe scares me a lot wtf 😭

[monzabee]

short n' sweet (social media au) - op81

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Summary: The one where in an attempt to figure out who Y/N is dating, the internet come up with theories only to realise she is dating none other than Oscar Piastri and chaos ensues.

Pairing: oscar piastri x pop star!reader (model used: sabrina carpenter) (and domingooo)

Warnings: cursing (i think), sabrina carpenter is horny but it's okay we ride with it, feat the internet being the internet, i have a big fat crush on mercello hernandez so you have been warned

Auhtor note: came all this way, had to explain, direct from @percervall; mar this one is for you, i haven't had this much fun in a long time so thank you for indulging my brainrot and excitement😭🫶

Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms.

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yourusername: toto, i have a feeling we're not in kansas anymore. short'n sweet cumming to a city near you! first stop: columbus, ohio

user: bro just give me ONE chance

user: SHE'S GORGEOUS ❤️❤️❤️❤️

user: te amo diva

user: don't know if i wanna be with her or i wanna be her

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user: see you tomorrow pookie

user: cant wait to see u 🫶🏼✨🤍

user: she’s the sweetest & shortest 💋

user: it’s Y/N's world and we’re just living in it😭🤍🤍💋💋💋

user: is he talking about TOTO FUCKING WOLFF??

user: why is f1 everywhere, no she isn't😭

tiktokuser1

caption: bed chem from opening night!!

user: that mic is ON! ✨

user: I LOVE THIS DIVA!!

user: watching this isn’t enough, I have to be there

user: I need that bed.. NEOWWW

user: SHE BETTER BRING THE DAMN TOUR TO AUSTRALIA CAUSE THE FOMO IS CRAZY

user: oh i think she'll be bringing the tour to australia alright

user: what does that mean??

user: what do you know!!

tiktokuser2

caption: YO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT SHORT N' SWEET TOUR IS THAT GIRL!!

user: 'have you ever tried this one?' ugh her mind😭

user: IS THIS THE NEW NONESENSE OUTRO FOR THIS TOUR I NEED TO KNOW

user: i can't take my eyes off this, i've been staring at it for the past five minutes!

user: okay diva we see you👀

yourusername

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yourusername: hello l.a., are you ready to wrap it up?

user: OSCAR JACK PIASTRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

user: okay who is he and why is he lurking in my diva's likes?

user: MY QUEEN (me typing this while listening to espresso 👀)

user: just a girl living life and making everyone fall in love with her

user: i���m 26 and AFRAID of Y/N Y/LN

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user: the caption and the last pic with the kittens the vibes don't match i love you😭

yourusername: stoppp, i diee

user: how is this tour like halfway over ????? second leg of tour maybe???? 😭

tiktokuser3

caption: have you ever tried this one?

user: i don't know how she keeps coming up with these

user: imagine having this much freak, i wouldn't be able to leave my house

user: am i the only one who is excited for the last three shows in la??

user: her boyfriend is one lucky guy that's for sure

user: she has a boyfriend??

user: girl who do you think the guy in the white jacket and the thick accent is?

tiktokuser4

caption: omg guys😭😭 domingo is here😭😭

user: CAME ALLL THIS WAAY HAD TO EXPLAAAIN

user: deerect from domingoo

user: okay hear me out... mercello and Y/N??

user: noooo, this crossover is actually too insane i can't handle it

user: look at how he's looking at her bro's down bad😭

tiktokuser5

caption: WE'VE LOST HER TO DOMINGO GUYS

user: somebody call kyle and tell him the good news😭

user: who's kyle?

user: omg do you live under a rock or something?

user: am i the only one who thinks they are not dating?

yourusername

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yourusername: LA night 2 ♥️💋 second locationnnn maybe he’s biiii!!! see you tonight for our last show of the US leg :’) how the hell

user: God bless your Dad’s genetics, Domingo

user: OMG DOMINGOOO… “NOW SHES WITH A HOT GUY BUT HE LOOKS GAY, HEARD HIS NAMES DOMINGO”

user: DOMINGO IS CHEATING ON KELSEY

user: no hate to domingo, but oscar jack piastri liked this post under 1 minute😭😭

user: i think we've established that she is probably dating marcello, please stop with the delulu

user: Y/N IM HERE👹

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user: marcelo hernandez had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever… and he did

user: the budget for this tour is insane… feels like a literal broadway production

user: came all this way, let her explain deeerect from LA

yourusername

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yourusername: date night but make it our way tagged: oscarpiastri

user: i'm sorrryyyy, but the dress is giving andie andersonn

yourusername: princess sophia is having some fun tonightt

user: this is still the most mind boggling couple ever BUT YOU LOOK GOOD THO

user: i'm so normal about this, i am sooooo normal about this

user: it's giving ross from friends and i am here for it

user: the best hard launch in the history of hard launches

oscarpiastri: great show, even better after party

yourusername: why did i know you were going to comment this

oscarpiastri: i'm literally sitting right next to you and you saw me type it

user: unhinged gf x calm bf duo is superior and this is the biggest proof ever

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marcellohdz: but what about domingo...

yourusername: i'm sorry domingo...

user: but is mark webber still alive, MARK ARE YOU THERE

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: came all this way, had to explain... tagged: yourusername

yourusername: 100% recommend, 5-star service

oscarpiastri: 😐

yourusername: 🥰

user: mister oscar jack piastri god bless your dad's genetics indeed

user: world class driving, world class relationship reveal

landonorris: okay but do we get free concert tickets ooor?

oscarpiastri: 😐

yourusername: of course!

user: this is actually so cute i'm going to throw up

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user: have you ever tried this one just took a whole other meaning

user: wait, are we going to see them together in las vegas??

user: the hard launching is insaneee

[alexxv]

' probablemente nadie lo habría notado. ' asegura, restando importancia a atuendo en general cuando, abundancia de estilos y épocas, catalogaban evento como excéntrico a perspectiva. cumplido foráneo se procesa de forma lenta, encontrándose a sí misma divertida con idea que plantea. ' tenía intención de hacerle un tributo a jack dawson, pero difícilmente daría la impresión de ser rica. ' comenta con algo de gracia, si es que primera referencia que colisionó con psiquis al pensar en década asignada, fue titanic. ' eso me hace sentir mejor sobre mi decisión, gracias. ' y aunque tono es más bien jocoso, agradecimiento no es vacío. ' tu también te ves increíble, aunque jamás pensé verte en este estilo. ' admisión genuina aparece tras verle con detenimiento. cuestión siguiente arranca una simple mueca de labios, un silencio que pretende extender consideración, solo culminando con un simple elevar de hombros. ' podría estar esperando a alguien... ' y si mención destaca por superficialidad, es porque pretende molestarle y picar curiosidad al ofrecer un poco de misterio. ' o tal vez solo sentía curiosidad por la clase de música que pasarían aquí. '

— La verdad que es bastante ridículo. ¿Qué habría hecho si al final elegía venir en mallas? —aseguró, aunque habría podido actuar como millonaria tonta, pero le habría dejado exhausta—. Pues tú te ves como que tienes que esperar a que te invite a bailar un hombre soltero y buen mozo... Estás preciosa, Lexa, te habrían propuesto matrimonio apenas te presentasen a la sociedad —y aunque cumplido era muy honesto, no podía hacerlo sin además agregar alguna mofa—. ¿Qué hacías aquí parada? ¿Buscando al sujeto misterioso, un millonario entre millonarios?

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername She’s just like her father, needs to be all up on me 24/7 😅💕

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jackharlow Okay? I don’t see you whining about it when I’m making you cu- let me chill 🙄

yourusername LMAAAOOOO I hate you.

urbanwyatt If I didn’t know any better I think Jack trained her to be that way. To never leave your side especially when y’all are out in public.

jackharlow I didn’t “train” her 😬 more like bribed her to never leave her mamas side.

yourbestiename I believe this one hundred percent 😭

yourusername Ohhh I do too Lmaoo

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jackharlow Backshots go crazy 😛

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claybornharlow AYYYOOOO 😣

jackharlow That’s how your niece was made so idk what to tell you.

mamamaggie JACKMAN THOMAS HARLOW!

yourusername ���� Get him mama, I’ve had too much of him.

jackharlow Yeah right, you can never have too much of me.

druski Idk man, I’m pretty sure that was her who tossed your keys at you and told you to leave the house.

yourusername Don’t be out here stirring drama, I’ll beat your ass. You’ll make these crazies think they have a chance with my man.

jackharlow Yall heard that? HER MAN 😛🥰😚

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yourusername Date night with my favorite guy in the world 🥺❤️

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jackharlow You and me for life 😜🤞🏼

yourusername Always 😘

urbanwyatt You guys make me barf 🤮 but I guess I love y’all

druski You’re just mad because your baby mama left yo ass 💀

yourbestiename Here you go again stirring shit!

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jackharlow Little man is joining me at the studio today 🤎 left my girls on a mommy and daughter nail date.

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yourusername 🥺

yourusername Te amo 😘 forever thankful for you and our babies.

jackharlow I love you right back mama 😘

yourbestiename Jack, porfa cuida a mi sobrino!

urbanwyatt 🙄 I’m here so he’s in good hands.

claybornharlow I miss little guy 🥺 omw to you guys.

claybornharlow I didn’t read the caption completely so I didn’t know Mia wasn’t here 💔

yourusername 😭 I’ll make sure to send her over during the weekend.

mamamaggie Yes please 🙌🏼

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[carloschilipeppersainz]

Rúben Dias x Model!Reader- Life in Manchester Headcannons

Warnings: Slight reference to sexual activity at the end and possible eating disorder (nothing triggering)

Enjoy guys 😉

Part 2 to Rúben Dias x Reader- Meeting Headcannons

• You never intended to become one of the most popular Manchester City WAGS.

• When Rúben signed with Manchester City you agreed to return with him to the UK- to the place where your Portuguese mother and British father live.

• You knew Bernardo from Rúben playing for Portugal. When he started going out with Inês you became besties and now are attached at the hip.

• When Carlota was born you became the best auntie ever!

• Double dates with Bernardo and Inês

• You’re close with all the WAGS but especially with Olivia, Isabel and Sasha. Inês, Olivia, Isabel, Sasha and you are notorious for your fun nights out which end up with your boyfriends picking you up.

• On Instagram, style accounts appear where your outfits from photoshoots, Rúben’s matches and fan photos are posted.

• Attending every single home game at The Etihad, often with Inês but sometimes other WAGS join you.

• Wearing Rúben’s shirt or something in Man City blue to show your support.

• Rúben and you are often called relationship goals; the strong, commanding footballer and the beautiful, clever model.

• When City won the treble you were crying with happiness for Rúben and the team.

• When all the the family members went on the pitch at the Champions League, Rúben just picked you up and kissed you in front of the whole world before embracing his mum, dad and brother.

• ‘I’ve never been prouder of you Ruby’

• ‘Te amo meu amor’

• ‘também te amo, Rúben’

• Rubén’s UCL medal takes pride of place on the sideboard in your apartment with his many other awards/trophies.

• Behind his awards is a large framed photo of your first Vogue cover hanging on the wall.

• ‘If I can have my football awards then you can have your first big magazine cover on the wall Gatinha’

• You were present when Rúben threw up in Jack’s mums bag. You’ve got good blackmail material now 😂

• While Rúben doesn’t drink, you love a fancy cocktail or champagne to celebrate a new photoshoot campaign or magazine cover.

• Rúben tries to convince you to drink less, he means well but it sometimes annoys you

• You both eat extremely healthily and go to the gym most days but Rúben makes you look like a couch potato sometimes.

• He’s a bit of a food critic, your cheat days often consist of things like pot noodles or iced coffees. Rúben thinks it’s a waste of calories and that you should eat something that isn’t just caffeine and chemicals.

• Rúben is also a critic of the model diet. He thinks that you don’t eat enough and is often encouraging you to eat more and telling you off when you don’t.

• You’re pushing your food around your plate. Food that Rúben cooked. His eyes are focused on you from across the table.

• ‘Not hungry?’ His brown eyes gaze at you ‘have you already eaten?’

• ‘I had some almonds for breakfast’

• He frowns deeply ‘you know that isn’t healthy meu amor’

• He may disapprove of your eating habits but he won’t shout at you about it.

• When Rúben is doing ‘homework’ by watching certain football matches for upcoming games, you sit with him. His arm is around you, with you curled up into his side.

• It often leads to neck kisses which lead to…your bedroom 🥰

[libraryofloveletters]

Can I request a social media au with Ruben, his girl is a bit younger than him.. giving sugar daddy vibes?

you got it bestie 👍🏽 // all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest

sugar

rubendias

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rubendias: out of office 

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youruser: heyyyy daddyyyy 😍

jackgrealish: ^she gets it 

user3: 😍

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youruser

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youruser: told me pack my bags and off to monaco we go 🏁

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rubendias: had fun? 

↪️youruser: the most ❤️

dias3: trying to be like yn😭

user29: I swear he’s her sugar daddy 🙄

↪️youruser: and what babe? don’t be jealous you’ll get your turn 🫶🏽

jackgrealish: kinda offended I wasn’t invited

↪️youruser: I’ll remind your boyfriend 

↪️rubendias: next time jack 🤣

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youruser and rubendias 

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youruser: home sweet home 🇵🇹

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rubendias: te amo

↪️youruser: também te amo

user3: you guys are so cute omg 

jackgrealish: once again I was not invited 

↪️rubendias: it was a couples trip buddy 

erlinghaaland: ❤️

[lovelytsunoda]

ghost brigade // pato o’ward

summary: a walk with rocky and norbi turns into an hour spent looking at halloween decorations (and getting the crap scared out of them with animatronic spiders)

pairing: pato o'ward x female reader

warnings: 90% fluff, 10% plot. alludes to the fact that our secy couple spent the night before enjoying each other's company without any clothes on, a few jumpscares, lewis the target pumpkin, shitty ending, dorks in love.

her light snores carried as y/n burrowed further under the blankets, a chill rolling in from the open window. pato's side of the bed was warm, but his body no longer rested next to hers. he looked over fondly from the dresser, pulling a hoodie over his head and mussing his hair slightly.

he could hear claws scraping against hardwood outside the room as rocky came bounding towards the closed bedroom door. the german shepherd barked, and pato quickly opened the door, kneeling down to try and soothe the canine.

"rocky, clam down, boy. y/n is still sleeping." pato whispered, scratching rocky behind the ears. "let me go wake her up gently, okay?"

pato stepped towards the queen sized bed, wincing when he stepped on the clasp of her bra, the article still strewn across the floor from what they had done the night before. the mexican blanket was pulled over her shoulders, only the top of her head peeking out as she slept.

rocky barked again, lumbering over to the bed and resting a paw on her shrouded form.

"pato." she whined, still half asleep, and likely unaware of what she was saying. "can you take rocky outside? i just want ten more minutes."

pato chuckled, moving to sit on the bed next to her.. he combed her hair out of her face, gently kissing the side of her head. "hermosa." he hummed. "pretty girl, love of my life. good morning, sweetheart."

the words were an echo of those exchanged the night prior, foreheads pressed together and patricio buried deep inside of her: "you're doing so good for me, pretty girl. just breathe for me, corazon."

she scrunched her face up, rolling onto her back. "ten more minutes." she whined, before rocky jumped onto the bed, rough tongue licking at her face. "okay, fine! i'm up!"

pato chuckled, kissing her forehead. “good morning, corazon. how did you sleep.”

“like a stone. you must have really tired me out last night.” she winked, pulling her camisole up to cover the hickeys dotting the tops of her breasts.

next to the bed, rocky barked, placing a paw on top of her hand.

“okay, buddy. we get it. let me get dressed, and then we’ll take you outside, okay?”

rocky nodded his head, but the only word he had understood was outside. the german shepherd pranced out of the room, no doubt going to wake norbi, who was probably still asleep in his bed.

“go take the dogs outside, I’ll be out in a minute once i get dressed.” she hummed, leaning in to kiss her boyfriend. “i love you.”

“te amo.” pato grinned, kissing her forehead. “pit stop at starbucks for coffee and croissants?”

“always.”

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half an hour and one starbucks trip later, they were on the move, sun rising over the horizon as they warmed their hands with coffee cups. the couple were dressed in almost identical cable knit sweaters, her head resting on his shoulder as they paused to let norbi sniff the pile of leaves next to a fire hydrant.

“hey, y/n, look at that haunted house.” patricio pointed down a side street. “wanna go look at the decorations?”

“lead the way, casanova.” she giggled

norbi went down the new street with vigour, sniffing everything in sight, whereas rocky was more apprehensive as he took in the plastic decorations around him.

“pato, look! it’s lewis!” she laughed, reaching for the skeletal pumpkin animatronic.

“i am not a jack-o-lantern. i am lewis!” y/n and pato chorused in time with the animatronic, bursting out into gleeful giggles.

norbi nudged her leg, and y/n cooed as she lifted the corgi into her arms. “oh, poor norbi. are you scared, baby?”

norbi whined, rubbing his nose into her sweater. she chuckled, kissing the dog behind the ears.

“lewis can’t hurt you, buddy.” pato laughed, rubbing norbis head. “do you want me to take your cup?”

she nodded, passing over the remainder of her hot chocolate. “what’s left is mostly whipped cream, i think.”

“you can’t keep carrying norbi. you spoil him too much.”

y/n shook him off, continuing down the sidewalk. “hell jump out of my arms when he’s ready. he doesn’t like the animatronics.”

sure enough, when the couple were four houses down and lewis the pumpkin was out of sight (with a promise from patricio to buy one for the house they shared), norbi jumped out of her arms and back to the sidewalk, rushing to catch up with rocky.

she took her drink back from pato, gently kissing him on the cheek before pointing out an inflatable black cat on one of the lawns they passed. (don't let rocky see that, or we'll be buying them a new one, pato had joked.)

the couple enjoyed their morning like that, walking around and taking in all the decorations, activating animatronics to startle each other. the dogs were enjoying themselves too, being doted on and preened by small children who were walking past with their parents.

they continued walking, until rocky's paw tripped a pedal switch. all at once, from underneath a pile of leaves, a large black fuzzy spider came springing towards them. rock howled in shock as norbi jumped back.

taking pato off guard, rocky went running, and, well, took pato with him. pato swore in spanish, being yanked off his feet and dragged headfirst into a pile of leaves, dropping both coffee cups to the sidewalk.

concerned, rocky ambled over to pato, leash dragging behind him as he licked at the driver's face. y/n was laughing, fumbling her phone out of her pocket to take a picture of her lover splayed against the leaves.

"babe," he whined, on the verge of laughing himself. "this is so not funny."

"it is so fucking funny." she giggled, blowing him a kiss. "laugh it off, babe. they're just leaves."

pato extended a hand. "help me up?"

"sure" she smiled softly, slipping her hand into his.

with a wicked grin, pato yanked hard, pulling her into the leaves with him. she squealed in surprise, giggling as she playfully smacked pato in the chest.

"i love you, you idiot."

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@magnummagnussen @libraryofloveletters @thatsdemko @diorleclerc @twinkodium @oconso @silverstonesainz @cartierre @lorarri @httpiastri @clemswrld

@celestialpierre

[groupieaesthetic]

Agustin Pardella: NSFW Alphabet

A= Aftercare

Ele faz isso das maneiras mais delicadas possíveis. As vezes fica fazendo carinho em você. Contigo deitada com o peito na cama, as costas expostas, e assim ele passa os dedos suavemente pela sua pele, admirando tudo.

Te chama pro banho, cobre de beijos, lava o seu cabelo e pede pra você lavar o cabelo, e finaliza com:

"Eu te amo mi reina"

B= Body part

Vocês vão ter que lutar tanto comigo pra convencer que o Pardella não é um homem de bunda e coxa... SÉRIO GENTE! Eu só consigo ver esse homem obcecado pelas coxas e pela bunda da mulher.

Morde, da tapa, faz carinho e até creminho pra passar ele compra

C= Cum

Dentro de você. E com direito a ouvir você implorando por isso, te olhando nos olhos enquanto goza dentro de você.

D= Dirty secret

Ele gosta quando você provoca ele em público. Tipo gosta muito.

Mas outra coisa é que ele tem um pequeno tesão em te ver flertar com outros homens. Não chega a ser aquele fetiche de corno mas tipo, saber que um homem está te desejando, mas é no pau dele que você vai sentar enloquece nosso Agustín

E= Experience

A lista de mulheres que passaram bons momentos com Agustín não é tão longa (desculpa gente, mas não vejo o Agustín como um homem que só saí comendo alguém). Mas existe algumas sim

F= Favorite position

Papai e mamãe. Motivos?

Ele pode segurar suas coxas, se levanta elas o bastante pode dar tapa na bunda e para finalizar, tem o prazer de ver sua cara de prazer com cada vez que ele da uma estocada funda em ti

G= Goofy

É sério geralmente, faz tudo bem certinho. Mas se ta bêbado ou chapado esquece, aí é piada, comentário e tudo mais

H= Hair

Se depila mas não tanto assim. As vezes é só preguica sabe?

Mas se vê que ta crescendo, já tá alto o tamanho ai da uma aparada

I= Intimacy

Para Agustín quando vocês estão juntos seja fazendo amor ou fodendo com força, aquele é o momento de vocês. Ele prefere fazer tudo com calma, só pra poder sentir tudo da mulher que ama

J= Jack off

Não tem tanto o costume de se masturbar. Sei la, so não vejo ele como alguém que faz com frequência, só sendo algo bem quando precisa

K= Kink

1- Te deixar vendada. O medo que você sente por não saber oque vai acontecer, mas ainda sim toda confiança e devoção que coloca nele deixa aquele homem louco de tesão

2- Knife kink: Sim meus anjos! A pequena faca que ele comprou em uma das viagens com o cast virou praticamente um briquedo sexual para vocês. Foram as inúmeras as vezes que um passou na pele do outro (claro, sem machucar nem nada). Apenas leves marcas e o gelado da faca arrepiando o corpo um do outro

L= Location

O quarto de vocês OU a cozinha.

Que se foda aquele papo de:

"ai mas transar onde come, onde cozinha"

Para Agustín é o seguinte: "to comendo minha mulher e você cozinha como eu cuzinho?"

M= Motivation

Não precisa de muito, mas se tem uma coisa que deixa ele louco é você de vestido ou shorts jeans. Quase coisa que deixe suas coxas destacadas faz esse homem ficar excitado e louco para te foder

N= No

Sexo em público e dedada no cu. Ele não curte nenhum dos dois, gosta de provocação em público mas sexo não, e dedada no cu? Não! Deixa ele agoniado

O= Oral

Ele gosta quando você chupa ele. Na verdade adora. Ver você se ajoelhando e engolindo o membro dele com cara de puta safada.

Mas agora, ele te chupar... não existe coisa que ele ama mais. As vezes você só esta no sofá e ele chega puxando seus shorts e calcinha, e você até tenta perguntar oque ele ta fazendo mas logo recebe um tapa na coxa com ele dizendo:

"Fica quieta se não eu paro antes de você gozar"

E ali se vão minutos e mais minutos dele te chupando até você gozar e gritar o nome dele

P= Pace

Gosta de meter forte e devagar. Rápido só quando ta desesperado pra gozar.

Dura bem até, mas já teve vez que não segurou e ficou até com vergonha do quão rápido foi

Q= Quickie

Não curte muito rapidinhas não, acha que tira toda a graça do sexo entre vocês

R= Risk

Corre alguns riscos sim. Afinal, por que não experimentar?

Ai caso ele veja que não tá legal ou ta machucado um dos dois para, conversa com você e então vocês vão para uma opção mais segura

S= Stamina

Se esforça muito desde o primeiro minuto, então 1 round já ta bom, mas se você der um tempinho pra ele, um descanso pode rolar sim um 2 round

T= Toys

Gosta, mas não vai muito atrás não.

Porém, acha uma graça quando você aparece com a caixinha da sua sex shop favorita e mostra pra ele a nova aquisição

U= Unfair

Tenta te provocar, mas não rola não. A última vez foi:

"Pode implorar que eu não vou te comer não" disse ao pé do seu ouvido no meio da pista de dança da balada

"A é?" Olhou no fundo dos olhos de Pardella e mordeu o lábio

Agustín respirou fundo e puxo sua mão te levando para fora do local, indo em direção ao carro

"Agustín?"

"Eu vou te comer sim, que se foda"

V= Volume

Geme. Geme gostoso que acaba te deixando mais excitada ainda.

Isso quando ele não solta uns suspiros altos enquanto se segura para não gemer mais alto ainda ou gozar logo

W= Wild card

Ele queria muito te ver usando um plug de rabinho e orelhinha de gato (petplay?). Porém, tem medo da sua reação porque nunca nem chegaram perto de falar sobre isso

X= X-ray

"Se Deus fez é porque cabe" deixo essa dica ai pra vocês

Y= Yearning

Médio. Nem sempre quer, mas quando quer ninguém tira da cabeça dele.

Ou transa com você ou fica louco.

Z= Zzzz

Só dorme se for você do ladinho dele fazendo carinho na barbinha do mais velho

[ashicyde]

—Boop!—

・Sombra x female reader・

Fluff

>>Overwatch Masterlist<<

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"Alright, be careful with your new arms." Angela said cautiously, letting you move and flex your new robotic arms. On the latest mission there was an accident in which you and a few other Overwatch agents were injured greatly and your arms needed to be amputated. Thankfully, everyone worked together to help you get some new robotic arms, filled with great technology.

"I will." You replied with a small smile, making Angela smile back. "Good, now Jack wants you to get back in the field quickly, so I suggest you practice with your arms for a bit in the practice range. You remember all the gadgets you have now, right?" Angela questioned.

"Yep." You replied as you started to head out. "Good. Now go get some training in before Jack sends you out." Angela stated as she waved you off.

You let out a chuckle and waved goodbye as you left. You walked down the halls, staring and flexing your arms to get used to them. You got to the practice range quickly, seeing Lena and Genji there. You grabbed your signature weapon(s) before beginning to get in some training.

"Ouu! Your arms look cool luv!" Lena said excitedly as she blinked right next to you. You gave a small smirk, continuing to train and practice your aim. Throughout your training you, Genji and Lena spoke for a while. You trained for about two hours before Jack had came to get you.

"Let's go! We got a mission in Dorado!" Jack yelled, calling out to you. You waved goodbye to Lena and Genji before heading to the dropship.

"This is a three man mission." Jack stated as he boarded in front of you, then looking to Ana, who was the other teammate. The dropship quickly began to move, not going to let us have a long break before Dorado.

"We're looking for the Talon agent Sombra, aka Olivia Colomar." Jack firmly explained to both of us. He then looked to you.

"You will be on lookout since you need to work on your arms. Ana and I will infiltrate the base in Dorado for the agent." Jack explained, which you nodded firmly. It was the safest option since you needed to make sure your arms worked completely.

"Make sure your comms are open the entire time so we can get in contact easily." You nodded once more, and not long after Jack finished speaking the dropship landed, opening the doors to a Dorado rooftop.

Jack and Ana both quickly made their way to the Talon base as you stayed on the rooftop, watching from above. You saw them go into the base, so now you just have to wait and keep watch. After about 30 minutes of nothing, you seem to realize that something feels off. You tap your comms before speaking.

"Guys? Give me an update-" You began to say before hearing static in your comms. You curse under your breath before you feel your robotic arms fall to your side.

"Well well well. When did you get new arms mi amor?" Said a voice from behind you.

"Today." You muttered, turning and looking at Sombra. "Got them because of the accident." You stated, your arms still limp by your sides. Sombra's expression softened as she came closer, her hands gently touching your arms.

"You never should've went on that mission amor..." Sombra muttered sadly.

"We can't do anything about it now Olivia..." You replied, feeling your arms gaining power and lifting them again. You metal hands gently held her sides. "They're looking for you." You muttered.

"I know." Olivia replied. "That doesn't mean anything to me at the moment. Your comms are still down and I just want to hold you. I haven't seen you in weeks." She said softly, pulling you into a hug and holding you closely.

You smiled softly and gently kissed her forehead. "Te amo." You muttered softly, and you see her smile.

"También te amo." She replied softly before booping your nose. "Boop." She said softly before translocating away.

You smiled softly before hearing footsteps, turning to see Jack and Ana.

"You alright?! You haven't been answering us!" Jack scolded in his stern tone.

"I'm fine, comms are down." You stated calmly, looking to Jack and Ana. Jack muttered and cursed under his breath before going back onto the dropship. Ana moved to you, speaking warmly. "We couldn't find Sombra, and we had to get out of there before the rest got there." She explained before going back to the dropship.

You were about to go back to the dropship before noticing that your arms now had a slight purple glow where there were lights in them. You smiled softly and felt a small boop on your nose again.

"Boop!" You heard a quiet whisper say, making you grin. You heard Jack yell your name and you quickly muttered.

"Boop."