#TDWT is probably my least favorite (I LIKE THE SONGS OKAY BUT THAT’S REALLY IT??)

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TDWT Song List Rankings

Songs Ranked on visuals, vocals, speed, and overall feel

(Time isn’t a factor but may be discussed if the length makes it better or worse. It mostly doesn’t affect the overall ranking, but adds into that feel category).

1- I’m Gonna Make It- I dig the music itself. I think that this is Heather’s best song vocally, just sounds great. She sings in quite a lot, so hearing her best is going to boost a song. Sierra also does really good in this song as well for her. It’s also got the couples without having them fight (Like relationship issues fight, they’re competing). We do get a Cody solo, and I enjoy singing, because his voice is nice. I also really like that they’re competing while singing. It’s just a great song.

2- Changing Guard Mix/Strip Them Down- So I absolutely adore this song. The plot is funny, like stripping dudes is kids show song. I didn’t know it was aloud. This one is only ranked second because I feel like the singers are better in the one above it.

3- Baby- Okay so I’m a huge fan of Harold’s beatboxing as you will find out. That’s all this song is, so I like it. I also love hearing some of the things Harold says about Leshawna. Plus we get a second glimpse of the Drama Brothers (Minus Cody) but I love them. I just find them funny.

4- Condor- Amazing vocals, plus a Cody solo. I don’t think we ever got one other wise. Paris in the Springtime he just speaks, he doesn’t sing. Also the lyrics are pretty good too.

5- Boyfriend Kisser- I like this song. Music is good, singers sound find. I really like the blueprint thing. I just like all the ones above it more so it’s 5th. I actually had it as 3rd for a while.

6- Eine Kleine- I like the lyrics. I can’t comment on the music since that’s an actual song. However, when I hear that song, I do sing these lyrics. Plus Lindsay remembers Tyler and I dig that relationship. Okay that didn’t boost the rating, that’s just a good shout-out.

7- Versus- I dig the red and blue theme. It’s always been a top for that. It’s a great final song for the season. One thing that bothered me was that Cody and Lindsay are supposed to help, but are silent. The song has them do the mannequin making, so it easily could’ve been just Harold and Courtney since they sing. They’re not in season, so no reason for dead weight in a song anymore. But honestly probably my favorite Al song vocally. Heather’s done better vocally like range and talent, but I like to listen to this one. The style is amazing.

8- Wake Up- Okay Al’s face when he’s laying on the ground always brings me life. Also I will never tire of the tranq balls joke. It’s too good. Duncan’s voice rise is also what brings me life in the song. I mean this song has it’s strenghts, just not enough to top the ones on top of it.

9- Sea Shanty Mix- This one used to be my number one for a while. So I can’t give anything for it to improve, I’ve just simply grown to like the other ones more. One issue I have is that Noah doesn’t sing. Not because I’m a Noah fan, because DJ’s part of the song is about him not singing so he can get eliminated, which Noah doesn’t. I’ve also never understood Izzy’s line fully, which the comment section can’t seem to either. I’ve seen a few versions. I like the shanty style, but those errors and my love for other songs put this one down below.

10- Her Real Name Isn’t Blaineley- Talk about the song I’ve listened to the most. I I loved Geoff in a hat and underwear running around singing. America didn’t get the episode aired, you had to watch it online. I didn’t know that. So all I had seen from the episode was just this shot. The lack of context (and even now with context) just always makes me crack up at this. It’s not the best vocally or anything, but man do I love this song.

11- This Is How We Will End It- Like the song under it (Spoiler: Gwen’s Face), the visuals are part of the reason. I remember thinking of Al just carrying that puppet around. We get quite a bit of Al singing, which is nice. I like the other girl’s puppets as well. Heather once again is great at vocals. These two are pretty good singers, no one is there to ruin it.

12- We Built Gwen’s Face- So this song I don’t think is the best with the lyrics. I think we all know that the visuals, the outfits, are why it’s up here. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard in my life from when I first saw that. Also Al and Duncan coming in with their arms doing whatever to join Owen in the dance still has me falling over. I mean it’s not a bad song vocally, it’s just up here this high because of visuals.

13- Greek Mix- I kind of like this song. It’s not bad, but I don’t feel anything super strong for it at the same time, so it’s here.

14- Blainerific- Fun song to sing along to. My issue is Blaineley’s voice, especially since she’s the main singer. It either sounds like she’s saying the words or needs a little voice fixing here and there. I mean it’s not horrible, it just catches me off sometimes. This song also gets props for having Chris sing in it though.

15- Shear the Sheep- I used to love this song, like top 5 love. I mean Team Amazon has good vocals, can’t deny. I don’t know if I feel out of love, or started to love others more. It’s still fine. I just don’t know where to improve it for me, because you can see I did have no faults with it before.

16- I’m Winning This- We know I love Harold’s singing, Courtney is a great singer, and Owen does good too. I feel like Courtney has a lot of lines and they gave her a chance to shine vocally. Like her other ones, she had Heather, who was also good. I just feel like this a good vocal song. Lyrics aren’t bad, but aren’t great either.

17- Oh My Izzy- It’s a sad song, and I do enjoy listening to it when I want a sad song. It’s a slow song though. I’m not really a slow song kind of person.

18- A Chinese Lesson- This song has one aspect I like over all the others. It really works with the challenge. Like the last line is who gets eliminated that round. Also this song gets Chris points. This song fails for me in the fact that it isn’t really one song. Because they would sing then eat then sing then eat (Etc.) it was really spaced out. It was more like six mini baby songs that are the length of one together. The lack of cohesion is what lowers this song.

19- Save This Show- Okay so when Geoff and Bridgette harmonize they kinda sound weak. For that I could put them down to 22 (19-22 are all about equal for me honestly. Small details determine rank). This one ranks higher only because of the floating Geoff head. It always cracks me up. Like the idea of Geoff’s head floating and his lyrics are funny.

20- Before We Die- Okay not a huge fan of this song. I just like the wishes of people as they’re falling. Plus we get some Noah (I like Noah). I feel like the idea of singing and falling is the most Total Drama song out there.

21- Paris in the Springtime- So honestly, I think this ranking is high for this song. You may think 21 sounds low, but I don’t really like this song. I just don’t like the ones under it as much. I find Sierra’s rant about her struggles great. I also like that she got rejected from the show, because I hadn’t thought about that. Like imagine if someone else had been selected. But I just have never felt this song otherwise. Maybe it is because of the rant that she and Cody don’t sing for all of it.

22- I’m Sorry- Okay so Geoff’s face the first time he’s seen is one of my favorite moments overall in the series, the awkwardness. I just feel like this song is Geoff arguing with Bridgette as she tries to get forgiveness and I don’t want a song all about this relationship drama. I don’t hate it, not a fan of the lyrics. Though Bridgette sounds nice in this.

23- Stuck to a Pole- So this song is a bit hard to understand without the lyrics. I basically can only listen to this song without watching because of seeing the lyrics so much. I do appreciate them giving the lyrics on screen. I understand that if her tongue was stuck it wouldn’t be the most audible, but it just never made me like the song too much. I did like the more rock background music and Gwen/Heather/Courtney back-up singers.

24- Come Fly With Us- I do appreciate that this song has everyone singing and gives them their own little section. That’s about as much as I like from this though. I just basically like other ones more than this one.

25- Gypsy Rap- I was okay with the beginning. I just didn’t like Gwen rapping. I just never felt it. Also this was the shortest song (If we take all the small ones from A Chinese Lesson and count them as one). It had the least amount of time to impress me.

26- Sisters- So Sisters isn’t the best vocally but it definitely isn’t the worst, still low. It is this low because I factor in visuals. I honestly can’t stand the dancing that is done by Leshawna, Harold, and Bridgette. It’s just awkward, clunky, and frankly ugly. If I was just doing lyrics, this could bump up a few more places.

27- Rowin’ Time- The song is slow. I want it to move me, and this one fails to do that in any way. Some of the lyrics aren’t the worst, it’s just that I really don’t

28- Lovin’ Time- Like Rowin’ Time, I’m not a fan of the pace of the song. I just feel these lyrics even less than Rowin’ Time’s.

29- Who You Gonna Root For?- Geoff and Bridgette’s voices sound off in this song, at least when compared to the others. It’s like it wasn’t autotuned or something. I mean Harold and Courtney were fine, but Geoff and Bridgette’s voice threw me off. I also was not a fan of the slow Hawaiian theme, not my song choice.

30- What’s Not To Love- Like the last one, I felt like the voices were off when Lindsay sang, maybe some of the others. I can’t give names because it’s not consistent. Like sometimes I think they sound off and other times I don’t. Lindsay always sounds off to me. Also I’m not a fan of the long break for the dance part. If I listen to the songs while in another tab, it’s kinda empty.

****Actually, we all know the real number one is Sierra’s German Song. The 20 second one she sings about Cody. I only did this list based on the actual song list, so it didn’t appear.****