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AitA For BEinG "w31r)!y *v3r?r*÷3(71v3" towArDs my FriEnDs?

i (11 hEmoAnon) Am ADmittEDly A rAthEr violEnt AnD ovErprotEctivE pErson, whiCh my FriEnDs ArE AwArE oF, As wEll As prEtty AFFECtionAtE in wAys thAt pEoplE who Dont know mE tEnD to misConstruE As pAlE

my FriEnDs (11 GolD, InDiGo, AnD CErulEAn) ArE All wEll AwArE oF this AnD know thEy cAn Ask me to tonE it Down if im CominG oFF too stronG (whiCh thEy Do) (For ClAriFiCAtion, im not intErEstED in thEm romAntiCAlly At All, my protEctivEnEss is striCtly plAtoniC)

rEcEntly, AnothEr troll (10 violEt) BEGAn (AppArEntly) to pity one oF my FriEnDs (11 GolD, ill cAll him Connor). to ClAriFy, i Dont think shE woulD BE GooD For him (wE usED to BE FriEnDs BEForE i wEnt Anon And shEs A sEriAl ABusEr, AnD Connor Fits thE proFilE oF hEr prEvious viCtims (signiFiCAntly lowEr CAstE thAn Her And romAntiCAlly inExpEriEnCED) too wEll For mE to not rAisE ConCErns with him) so i lEt him know, whiCh hE ACknowlEDGED AnD ADmittED shE hAd BEEn stAlkinG him.

shE Got mAD At mE for "5÷3@!1ng h3r m*1r@1!" (i Dont think i CAn strEss EnouGh thAt thEy nEvEr DAtEd. likE At All) AnD is insistinG thAt im somE kinD of pAlE slut (1. im An aSHeN slut, gEt it riGht, 2. i Dont likE thE insinuAtion shEs mAkinG thAt my FriEnDs Are pAlE sluts) to AnyonE who will listEn

AnywAy, this Bit is whErE i miGht bE in thE wronG. shE finAlly CAuGht onto thE fAct thAt i Dont CArE ABout AnythinG shEs sAyinG, so shE movED onto hArrAssinG my FriEnDs (inCluDinG thE Guy shE wAs "pAlE" for) AnD sExuAlly hArAssinG mE. i triED to hAnDlE it niCEly (For mE, AkA i tolD hEr to Go plAtoniCAlly Fuck HersElF instEAD oF Getting violEnt) but shE just DouBlED Down AnD Got morE viCious, so i (AnD i Am willinG to ADmit thAt this wAs an ovErrEACtion, But i hADnt slEpt in A wEEk At this point BeCAusE oF how muCh shE wAs stAlkinG me, so i think i DEsErvE A littlE slACk) blEw up hEr ComputEr anD, whEn shE DiDnt stop, ConFrontED hEr irl. i intEnDED For thE ConFrontAtion to BE vErBAl, But it EscAlAtEd, And shE EnDED up losinG an EyE. my FriEnDs ArE AssurinG mE thAt i wAs in thE riGht, but prEtty muCh EvEryonE ElsE is sAying thAt im 100% in thE wronG AnD A horriBlE pErson to Boot AnD tBh im just kinDA ConfusED