#T-Spoon

[27spoons]

friendly reminder ella purnell couldn't actually hit the soccer ball with her head in the pilot so they had to CGI it in

[katakosmos]

listen to me NOO listen to me. you don't have to make evan rosier tall to make him big. that's kind of the whole point. he's shorter than barty, by at least 13 cm, but he acts like he's 3 times taller than him. he's not even big in the sense of fit if we want to be honest, he doesn't excel in anything in his body at all, not in height or build or beauty. but his face is well proportioned which makes him cute BUT not handsome. he also has a very heavy french accent that almost sounds fake, so he's also funny if you pay attention to the details. but he's BIG, because he acts that way and because you, while reading, perceive him that way. you know he's the one in control, who can make barty do whatever he wants. evan makes barty kneel down and beg for forgiveness every time he does something wrong; when he's angry, he slaps him across the face, and steps back to look at barty's shocked face with his handprint on his cheek. you think "wow, he must be as big as a closet" but no, barty could put him back in his place any time he wants, but he doesn't even try because evan exudes the strength of 1.90 meters man when he's barely 1.67 meters tall.

[coldshrugs]

saw your name written on the side of the moon it's almost like somebody made this place for you

late to my own party but @oschonseleven painted this stunning art of io for my birthday! thank you, my love!!! i love it sm!! 💗

[mochiwrites]

Would Grian and Scar in the secret husbands au ever want to have/adopt a kid/kids or are they more of “we are exclusively cat dads and nothing else”?

oh my god okay. okay.

so I am so very soft and wibbly over the thought of secret husbands adopting a kid. do I think they'd be responsible parents? considering who they are.... there'd certainly be a lot of chaos in the goodtimes household

a conversation I can see them having:

"scar... where's the kid?"

"the kid? huh?" "oh shoot they were just there a second ago!"

cue the chaos as they try to find their toddler child

but.... I don't know, I'm kind of tempted to say that they do end up adopting a kid.... I really love the thought of them having this small child and absolutely showering this kid in love. if I were to give them a kid in secret husbands, I think it'd go something like this:

xisuma calls a server meeting because he's detected some sort of anomaly that got past the server's protection. everyone goes searching for said anomaly, and it's scar and grian who actually find it. they find this kid who's scared and shaking and maybe... maybe their eyes flash purple and grian immediately knows what's going on. especially since he did the same exact thing himself a few years ago.

scar is the one who manages to reach out to the kid because he's scar and while he's working on calming the kid down, grian's messaging the server to explain the situation. they head back to spawn, scar holding a shaking child in his arms and everyone has. no idea what to do with this development

grian is, well, not quite hovering but he's certainly keeping his eyes focused on this kid, and he's the first to speak up in favor of keeping the kid on the server. scar of course agrees, and grian is determined to get everyone to agree to let the kid stay. and well. everyone agrees it's best for the kid to stay with scar and grian since they're the most... equipped to help

.....having written that out, yeah. yeah I want this to be canon to the au, scar and grian are in their parenthood arc !!!!!!

now, if this happens before or after the server finds out they're married.... that's the question...... it'd be really funny if part of the reasoning for giving scar and grian the kid is like "oh if they're acting as a little family then surely scar and grian will finally get together!!!" also bonus points if the kid at a later points asks the two of them why other people on the server think they're not together and scar and grian get the kid in on their plan LMAO

[the-littlest-lily]

A doodle for Hug a Giant Day! Pepper gives the best finger cuddles :)

(I'm a day early but I'm posting something else for it tomorrow weeee)

Characters are from Salt & Pepper

[casualmonarch]

Sleeping and morning kisses

[vaguegrant]

From a friend, possibly quoting or paraphrasing someone else on the Internet:

I’m almost out of spoons for the day so please be aware that I’ll be switching to knives

and I need this shit on a shirt yesterday

[rocko-newjeans]

What is the point of being that BIG if you’re not even going to abuse your power?? 

[gtcopter]

so nintendo about this side order concept art

[j-1-nx]

I'm sure it's no surprise to anyone that I hate Caitvi with a passion, however. The people on tiktok talking about how "Catradora walked so Caitvi could run" don't realize that mine and Vi's relationship and story is more similar to Catra and Adora than her and Caitler's ever was- only difference is that we're sisters and not romantically involved.

Also Catradora ran so Caitvi could trip and fall down a well, but that's an opinion so

[27spoons]

SOPHIE THATCHER and KEVIN ALVES as NATALIE SCATORCCIO and TRAVIS MARTINEZ Yellowjackets | 2.08— It Chooses

[softcitrus2345]

I love the "woke up fat" trope so much, it's just fun to explore how the character would adjust to their new body and all the new weight, and how they would react to such a drastic and sudden change- >:3 I also love the aspect of others, like their partner or close friends finding out, and how they react to that, maybe even the now chonky person trying to hide it somehow and it all just falls apart all of a sudden, leaving them and the other party completely flustered- Vanessa is very much enjoying this new development....

[alientoastt]

thursdays are meaningful again (magnus protocol)

[bunny-extract]

bestie I had things to do today. now I'm just thinking of feeding those big mfs with the full intention of bulking them up. with my cooking/baking skills it would not take long. (Source: friends with strongman types and do this for them willingly)

GOD them coming to you after their workout still dripping in sweat and telling you how good the place smells. Sitting together at the table and demolishing the whole spread you put out, moaning around their forks and lavishing you with praise. Watching them sink back into their seats with clean plates and hands resting over distended stomachs, wide smiles on their sleepy faces.

It's flattering how much they love your cooking. The praise, the adoration, the way they get a little sheepish asking if there's enough for second. The answer is always yes, you take good care to make enough to feed your personal army, but desert comes before seconds. It's tradition, and the cheesecake you'd made is sitting pretty in the fridge just for them.

Second tradition is that they help you clean, which is all the motivation you need to keep up this labor of love (as if the love wasn't enough). And it's not that your kitchen is the size of a broom closet or anything, but with all of them crammed in that space you're better off sitting back and admiring them work. Washing the dishes, wiping the counters, sweeping the floor. They brush and bump against each other the whole time, the ensuing and inevitable shoving match usually leading them to your couch, where they once again make the place look like a doll house.

They spread out on it like oversized dogs, leaving just enough room for you to squeeze in between. Everyone shuffles around until you're perfectly surrounded, keeping at least one hand on you at all times. Rubbing your feet, massaging your hand, stroking over your back until the combination of the heat, your full stomach and the soothing touches puts you to sleep. The hum of their quiet talking mistaken for the TV nobody bothered to turn on.

[wednesdayshadow]

Lol David Tennant on a wooden spoon! Would Georgia Tennant want or maybe Michael Sheen?? Maybe Neil would want it for kindling the next time he sets David on fire! The Etsy artist is SpoonBuddies.

[galedekarios]

i'm shocked by how creatively bankrupt some ppl on this website are