#Tʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜʏ I sᴛᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʀᴏᴏᴍ... (Dᴀsʜ Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀʏ)

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[{ 🦋 }] - "First it was crabs, now it's frogs?"

Silence follows as he glares at the button above

[{ 🦋 }] - "Why can't there be a 'click for demons' button instead?"

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Important Blog Update/Move Notice

Hey everyone, hope you have all been doing great. As for me, it's been pretty tough right now, this job I have right now isn't helping, I hardly get any hours (As expected for part-time)

So as to why I've been away, I've been trying to find a second job because my bills are piling up plus I'm very low on food. But I'm not here to vent about my problems (Though, all of this has been putting a significant rut on my writing motivation lately)

That being said, I want to write, but in order for me to catch up with everything I owe, I feel like a Blog archive, and moving this to a brand new one (With the same URL of course) Is the best course of action for me. I've revamped/moved my blog before and it has been a great help to jump-start things again activity-wise.

So as of this post:

Consider this a blog archive notice As usual, all my currently active threads will continue and move to my new blog.

I'll be working on the move immediately after this post. Once my new Minato blog is created, I'll make a follow-up post with the link to the new one.

For my own sanity though, I will be dropping everything in my inbox, so I am very sorry to those who sent something and didn't get anything back, but please know that I truly appreciated it, I'm just bad with being constant, lately anyway. I think this move will help me a lot with my activity.

Moving forward, I think I'll be limiting my inbox/starter calls much more often.

I hope to see everyone there on my new blog Look out for the follow-up post once that's done.

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[{ 🦋 }] - "...People need to stop making Fuuka-Chan flustered, that's my job."

[{ 🦋 }] - "Go get your own future wife."

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[{ 🦋}] - "I dunno about everyone else, but I think Yu-San's jokes are purrfect."

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[{ 🦋 }] - "What's up with this purple Grimace shake thing? I've seen so many people drinking it today. Did I miss a national holiday or something?"

He is very confused about this new thing, so many people have been walking by with that exact shake in their hands, it didn't make an ounce of sense. Just what was all the rage about these drinks? Just when he thought he was very in tune with society and all its new trends, he was thrown a curveball and now nothing made much sense.

He hasn't been to Mcdonald's enough to remember all the mascot's names, especially since it was pretty much just Ronald Mcdonald now.

[{ 🦋 }] - "...I kind of want one now..."

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[{ 🦋 }] - "Is this supposed to be scary? Give me twenty-seventeen Pennywise, not some stupid clown-pirate."

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@chibitantei replied: "Not you too..."

[{ 🦋 }] - "Hey, sometimes you just gotta enjoy life you know? We all gotta live long and pawsper."

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[{ 🦋 }} - "...Wow. Teenagers are into some pretty crazy stuff these days huh?"

Silently watches the exchange with a bag of popcorn and an extra large drink.

[{ 🦋 }] - "And here I thought I was into some weird stuff back in my high school days.."

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@aeonofnewhope replied: "Take me with you-!"

[{ 🦋 }] - "Then what are we waiting for? Rei-Chan? Let's go get ourselves a Grimace shake! See just why this thing is trending right now."

And with that, he lead the way toward the nearest Mcdonald's, completely unaware of the absolutely horrible decision he had just made, would they survive? Only time will tell.

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@tvstarkuma replied: "No demons! Frogs are much cuter and not dangerous at all!"

[{ 🦋 }] - "Aww, and here I thought you'd be more fun. Come on, not all demons are dangerous. Most of them are just damned to walk the earth as a restless spirit, but that doesn't mean they can't be appeased. I should know, a few demons are friends of mine, even gave me a summoning charm if I ever needed them."

Right on cue, Minato pulls out one of the charms he had just been talking about from his wallet and shows it to him, stars in his eyes as the urge to summon this apparently friendly demon.

[{ 🦋 }] - "Wanna meet him? I can summon one right now. He's actually a pretty cool guy."

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@navigational-aid replied: "There were crabs earlier? How peculiar, what could possibly be drawing these creatures here." - Liz

[{ 🦋 }] - "Beats me Elizabeth. Modern society is becoming pretty weird these days, so if stuff like this becomes normal, I'm very concerned about the future.."

[{ 🦋 }] - "If even a Paranormal Investigator like myself can't even figure it out, then it's literally the exact definition of unexplained... and that's saying something."

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Tag dump final part Just ignore Also enjoy Minato eating WAY too many burgers But yeah ignore

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[{ 🦋 }] - “Uh... pretty sure a pedo-looking Pikachu is not one of my interests tumblr...”

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Casually flicks the light switch on dash and-  RANDOM CLICKABLE OBJECTS APPEAR EVERYWHERE

[{ 🦋 }] - “Whoa! Am I in another dimension? Is this the multiverse? I should look for Doctor Strange.”

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[{ 🦋 }] - "Remember to support your local peanut farmers this month by not having nuts. Break the cycle, rise above. Support your local nut farmers today!"

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[{ 🦋 }] - “I come back after a long work night, and all I see is people talking about making out, and pick up lines involving campfire snacks.”

Randomly pulls out an iced tea box to sip

[{ 🦋 }] - “So this is the internet after dark, not as strange as it usually is, but still pretty weird.”