#Symphoanon

[chaorelance]

Oh right bunlord because I've consistently bungled up your url like multiple times in the past, where does it come from anyways?

I always take a second to answer this one, because short hand: it comes from the olden backstory days where I was an absolutely to the max loser. Before I embraced the ways of the rabbit and became the strongest.

Chaore, in short, is a hasty 13 year old mashing of ‘Chaos’ and ‘Gore’ (See that o?), that I literally came up with whilst on the toilet. ‘Chaore’ in short, became one of two of my first few OCs, along with his brother ‘Puream’ (Pure and Ream, oh god, young bun why). Their last name was Lance because Puream used VARIOUS POINTY THINGS ON STICKS, and since he was the ‘good’ brother (spoilers: chaore was loved way more by everyone because Puream was KIND OF MY MINETA PHASE IN ONE PACKAGE WHOOPS) and I thought he got dibs on last names.

I could go on about their lore, but in short: He was like, my first real OC.

I shifted to using his name as my namesake once I left my old den and was reborn as the Bunlord in a forum space most will know me from, and wanted to change my name to distance myself (AND STOP USING MY ACTUAL NAME AS MY USERNAME)

In another universe, there is the pandalord, who uses PureamLance instead, and one day we will meet in dire combat in the battle for the universe, which is why I have been cultivating the favor of powerful Allies, such as a pasta elemental, and a Snake- And Maybe I should consider finding stronger allies, Shit.

tldr; It’s baby’s first OC name turned Username, made from smooshing ‘Chaos’ and ‘Gore’ into one word like it was a fucking ship name.

[ryo-maybe]

ITS DATAMINED BUT YO RYO HOLY SHIT

I haven’t the slightest clue about what exactly prompted a sudden shift in Japanese media from turning characters into idols to turning them into ROCKSTARS, but I’ll be damned if the results aren’t absolutely WORTH IT.

[chaorelance]

Archiving Hidden Symphocontent in the mobage as another guy finds it

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DARK SYMPHOANON SHOW ME CHRIS FAILING AT NEW SPORTS CONTENT

-HELL YES-

[ryo-maybe]

Speaking of “You fucking idiot” , they finally announced official Symphopulshes

They’re crane game exclusives.

I just want a Chris goddamnit

“They’re crane game exclusives” is what the venomous attitude sapping the willpower out of your blood whispers. Watch me book a flight to Japan and smash one of those weaponized scam machines with the sheer brunt of my fist, grab a SMUG ZENBU PLUSH and run like hell, as far as my rapidly bleeding body shall allow me.

[ryo-maybe]

Miku’s songs get more and more unsubtle as time goes on

1) The chorus that screams “I NEED YOU I LOVE YOU” was clearly created by squeezing the words out of a fistful of lilies.

2) I am absolutely unable to believe how much of a BANGER this is. This completely redefined the very meaning of “banger” for me. Five seconds and I was already having an out of body experience. I’ve retroactively needed this my whole life.

[ryo-maybe]

I personally still like GACKT’s variant of Ai Senshi just a touch more than the original cause it gets the blood pumping

Symphoanon, you’re the Santa that keeps turning every day into Christmas. I hadn’t heard this one!

[chaorelance]

If it makes you feel any better, I totally had/have a bad self insert indulgence phase that will NEVER reach writing or publishing ever because the embarrassment and aware shame is beyond real

This is normally where i’d talk about the actual Self-Insert I had first, but I’d die of laughter writing that one down.

I AM totally cool with this though, like yeah it’s fucking embarassing as shit and I’m facepalming a bit but I wouldn’t be public airing it if I hadn’t come to terms with it.

Hell, It’s technically a blip compared to that entire portion of my life so I don’t even know why I’m that worried. I have more incriminating stuff on this blogspace!

[ryo-maybe]

I made a mistake rolling

Hey man what the fuck. I’m sifting through the in-game news and I can’t find this WHEN IS THIS GONNA BE.

[ryo-maybe]

“In order to save 2 Hibikis in both the real and parallel worlds, Kohinata Miku becomes a Symphogear user of her own will”

THAT EDGY HIBIKI THOUGH?

[chaorelance]

Genjuuro's struggle of being somehow overpowered but not having the right resistances for anything in this universe is too real

I KNOW RIGHT, LIKE, EVERYTHING IS NOISE OR USING NOISE

and like in the end the one time he gets to almost solve everything it is like, the one person he couldn’t defeat because you can’t punch emotions and memories, theoretically, i’m actually sure hibiki will do that now that i said that

[ryo-maybe]

Dude I wish I was at Comiket for some exclusive cute SFW Zenbu doujins, I just happened to find some brave Japanese man's twitter who posted that image. My apologies for the misunderstanding

OH NO IT’S OKAY, that means we’re comrades in watching from afar and waiting for HEROES to do their annual delivery job.

[ryo-maybe]

From the ongoing Comiket

On one hand, I’m glad for the chance of more Zenbus. On the other hand, I’m convinced XDU is going to be 100% events for days.

First of all: CONGRATS for the chance to navigate through a sea of sweaty humanity to indulge in freshly delivered ZENBUs.

Secondly, you say that as if the chance to roll more exclusive ZENBUs (and accrue the materials to upgrade them because dear lord do you need a shitton in this game) is anything but welcome.

[ryo-maybe]

I decided to roll after your blessing of Zenbu, and the miracle happened

!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS, KEEP RAISING AND CHERISHING YOUR ZENBUS TO ACHIEVE MAXIMUM BARBARIAN POWER

[chaorelance]

On the topic of XDU, have Maria’s summer song exclusively from the game.

[ryo-maybe]

Chris singing a magical girl opening is here now.

And of course it’s an organ-filled edgy magical girl song. This is everything I wanted and more, thank you for bringing it here on my doorstep.

[ryo-maybe]