#Suris: I cant see shit

[tsurugis]

i wanna write little short things on the side for all my other characters without losing focus on these fuckin novels with the 4 og ones

cause we got, in their original simple dnd forms but I've already talked about them:

fenriel the druid white dragonborn

ozadius the tiefling wizard

atreyu the drow/wood elf warlock

ithiliel the drow/wood elf draconic sorcerer

but i also got:

hadrey the non binary tiefling swamp druid who has a backstory weirdly similar to astarion (without the vampire thing) where he was found as an orphan kid and used to lure murder targets for this guy who he has the big stockholm syndrome with fjjfjf when he got old enough the guy is like you gotta start killing them yourself and he does for a while but then cant take it anymore and shit happens. larian and i had a similar idea for a twist on the charlatan backround haha uwu murder but he's the goofiest sweetest boi and he has a raven familiar named verity

kaitru the sad little absolutely feral goblin barbarian boi who hates and wants to fucking kill all goblins because traumatic revenge tm

suri the teeny feral water genasi girl great old one warlock who was raised by mermaids and like kills for fun while giggling and shit inspired by my old friend savannah jfjdjd who meets hadrey and he sees his old self in her and they becomes friends

barrick the color changing lizardfolk bard who plays feral music and hangs out with kaitru fjfj

mogi the kenku nature cleric who has big religious trauma

and g'loob the grung (fuckin frog people) artificer who sounds like the feral guy from titan ae jsjsjs he loves to cook weird shit for people and make experimental alchemical brews and test them on everyone and he and mogi are in love JSJSJ

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

@sonntam  #THATS JUST DADS#god of war#god of war ragnarok spoilers#shout out to my dad who went out in shorts on new year when it was -10 celsius#to shoot fireworks with us#mad lad

@silverswiss   🤣🤣 #dressing up is for weak#random shit#hilarious#lol#wtf is this#i’m laughing so hard#i dont get it

@keepitmovinshawty  Ok but he had this awesome cloak at the beginning of the game and Freya had to go and ruin it 😡

@trash-000​  #for real though @littlefreya​  🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dead

@neechees  #this man refuses to fucking not be shirtless#& we love him for that

@cornsilklesbian #literally#dude must have some intense body heat or something

@milfheim​  #my man said#TITS out for the whole nine realms to see

@wafflehousecoffee​  #greek genetics provide us with all weather resistance to allow us to be shirtless in any scenario that calls for it

@gbuzy  #sometimes i pick the more conventional armor so he looks warmer

@big-guy-hendriks​  #bro cant wear regular clothes#they keep ripping in dumb places

@myletternevercame​  #he got that hot hot rage to keep him warm

@flatlinedfamed  #do not have this game but will spread the agenda because eternal fire quest

@homo-kun​  #he knows his assets (his tits) @elljwalker​  #LOL#I love him for it

@hangingoffence​  #gotta keep them tits on display

@jasoninaredhoodie​  #hes commited to his sluttiness

@fluidfox123​  #This man is on fire 24/7 give him a break /lh

@tariah23​  #that’s just white people down town jogging in 5 degree weather with booty shorts on really#typical daily activities

@scrambledeggheaded #Tits out for fimbulwinter @kelorlyn​  #manwhore

@lemonylemus #so? year round hot babygirl summer and a whoreslutty winter wonder

@grevlingitaket #thats just every random guy going jogging in the middle of the winter in norway

@pinkmenn #nips out babbbyyyy#he ain’t no puss

@yuriablu​  #his titties keep him warm @mervley​  #a hoe never gets cold

@moss--knight​  #thats what i've been thinking 

@tyranion​  #a hoe never gets cold @sw4tch​  #AGHEJDKR SO TRUE

@kyuupi #those ashes work as great insulation

@nativemossy​  #THATS WHAT I SAID#THE MYTHOLOGY IS TOO COLD FOR A TITS OUT WINTER#this is also my inherited grift against the 19th century art for norse mythology#bc they wanted to make it greek#but you can’t have nipples out arms oiled in fucking iceland

@conkeybong​  #he needs his tits out at all times ok#look how happy he got when lünda complimented his muscles

@suri-chou​  #i want to kick him so hard  @purpurniymstitel #Good for him

@corvidexoskeleton​  #he is Unfazed @bumbleorian a ho NEVER gets cold

@ghostboyjules​  #look. I'm not mad at him for it.#we get to see Kratos' titties??? hell yeah brother that's a good time

@a-dope-fiend​  #so? year round hot babygirl summer and a whoreslutty winter wonder#its soo funny to me bcuz logically since he comes from greece he'd be the most bundled up bitch in the north

@kazieka  #what if he needs to cut glass with his nipples but he’s wearing a shirt?? catastrophe

@spaceboxxes​  #He wants to show off his tits#As he should#Not enough kratos tits in my opinion

@castleintheskye​  #I know they're all gods but it does bother me how exposed they are in the winter to end all winters#I gave Baldr a pass because he's invulnerable#but some of them need to put a shirt on

@captainscrosby​  #gotta let the tiddies breathe y'all @acutelation  #Y...yeah

@uchitiddy​  #lkmao too true#how tf did his greek ass survive

@forgedobsidian #hc that he gets just. the worst cold after ragnarok

@alyona11​  #i admire his dedication to go full titties out @rozugold​  #ehehehee

@lemonylemus Whoreslut behavior

@asskylosaurus he's got his family close to keep him warm

@localraspberrywoman i want Kratos to throw me across a room

Nobody:

Kratos during the coldest winter in whole history:

[rotten-dan]

some youngsters in love 

[rotten-dan]

As I was walking to the shops it randomly occurred to me... I thought of a potential alternative ship name for K//rusie.... I propose: Suris... Idk if it's any good but personally I think it's less clunky to pronounce.

it doesnt sounds like Mr. Krabs pu/ssy it doesnt sound like anything else to be honestI LIKE THATImma make a tag that is“Suris: i cant see shit ship”

[perennii]

AHHHHH SURI I DIDNT SEE THIS TILL RN IM SO SORRY!!!

last song listened to: i was an island by john allison weiss. im having a bit of an 8th punk rock moment rn

currently reading: moby dick by herman melville. so many people on this hellsite have been freaking out over the whale book, so i figure i should read it!

currently watching: ofmd season 2. on loop. i am just so fucking obsessed w this show. just. PIRATES!!!!!! in terms of watching thats unfinished, adventure time! im really enjoying it, im on season 4 and shit seems to be getting real, which is both sad an exciting

currently obsessed with: ofmd s2, a current creative project about a girl that that saw a slippery slope and grabbed a goddamn sled, blackout as always, and the mechs a bit bc im having a Moment about them (space pirates my beloved) (pirates are a theme w me huh)

tagging!!! @jeannemarychatur @vestellar @velcrooooo @rosencrantzsguildenstern @mossman @i-am-made-of-memoriies @alientoastt and also rey and andrea and aine and elena when yall see this post bc i cant find ur @s :sob:

9 people i want to get to know better! tagged by @pansyfemme :3

Last song listened to: technically party in the usa by miley cyrus courtesy of my little sister but the last song i listened to voluntarily was heart shaped box by nirvana

currently reading: pokemon special. i’m very close to the part where yellow first shows up :3 one of the characters who has caused me to be nonbinary i fear

currently watching: geminitay’s hermitcraft 8 as well as her new life smp perspective and her current hardcore world. it’s hard to be sad when you’re watching gem :] in terms of tv, i’m so bad at watching things on my own, but i’m rewatching madoka magica with my friends

currently obsessed with: gem’s hardcore world, my current minecraft world, drawing with ballpoint pens on legal pads, my new job

i’m gonna tag some people but no pressure!!

@bronzetomatoes @cupsmp @verdantmeadows @sick-thing @dykeslimecicle @dreamworldsys @torchickentacos @aforlorngazeintoyesterday @asneakyfox