#Super cramped despite us being a party that book probably a year in advance
Text
I want to talk about Henry and Charlotte Fairchild
#Y’all I’m so miserable#On a “dinner cruise”#Y’all.#for one thing it’s dirty. It’s sticky there’s crap on the floor dust all sorts of shit#Super cramped despite us being a party that book probably a year in advance#They are only letting us on one half of the room when there are 120 of us#The AC is horrible and the temp outside feels like 108#The yellow lights on the walls are flickering and it’s giving me an awful headache#The food is apparently horrible and the smell is making me nauseous#The dj isn’t actually DJ-Ing y’all. He said “hey everyone write down song requests”#He went on YouTube. He looks up the song. He plays the song. We have done his job for him.#One staff member just very casually swore in front of all of us. Which man I swear to. But I don’t swear at work in front of people.#They are not particularly friendly. Or helpful.#Not a chance in hell I’m touching that bathroom#And I’m on period and so sticky it’s not even funny#The party above us (there are about three parties on this not very big boat.) is getting a steady stream of beer#And there’s a steadier stream of empty beer bottles coming back#Sound system sucks to#Those parties are being brought like. Macarons and soft pretzels btw. Our party is not.#Like seriously guys. We did in fact pay an absurd chunk of money for tonight.#So anyway. Totally miserable. Boiling hot. Love my babies tho#Oh my fuck y’all#There’s a party for “ the manager l”#Oh people are pissed#This shit cost 94 thousand
1 note
·
View note
