#Sugimoto is a menace to hot men because he's weird about them

[lesbiankakyoin]

a few jojo characters and the memes they would enjoy: a list

• jonathan joestar: he'd be that guy who doesn't understand memes at all

• erina pendleton: wholesome memes in general

• robert e. o. speedwagon: dead memes. especially those rage comics from 2012

• dio brando/DIO: anything involving wine, the goth aesthetic and shades of narcissism

• joseph joestar (young and old): literally a shitposting machine

• caesar a. zeppeli: he'd probably laugh at joseph's shitposting... just not in front of him. and i feel like he'd get a good laugh from the "...bro" memes

• elizabeth joestar, AKA lisa lisa: has a similar taste to dio's

• rudolph von stroheim: as he's a literal nazi, i figure he'd like alt-right memes or so

• the pillar men: wtf they have no time for that human nonsense (though kars would secretly be fond of doggo/birb memes)

• jotaro kujo: he'd look at lame puns but just to get angry

• noriaki kakyoin: oh, he'd surely be a channer and love /v/. there is a 99.9% probability that he would've helped 4chan track shia labeouf down. and he still collects rare pepes just because he likes the damn frog so much

• jean pierre polnareff: no preferences. anything would make him laugh. ANYTHING, i say.

• muhammad avdol: he'd probably have a good laugh at the weirdest shit in existence

• iggy: he would feel like every human meme is too normie for him

• vanilla ice: this man would have a fanpage for dio and post memes about him, alongside pucci, mariah and enyaba

• terence trent d'arby: one who would enjoy memes about gaming (but not the ones that we see on facebook). a loyal follower of /v/, just like kakyoin

• hol horse: y'know the kind of jokes that your dad and/or your uncle make on whatsapp? this is the one.

• josuke higashikata: he'd be all over doge and would beat up anyone who claims it to be a dead meme. because, y'know, he's practically the human form of doge. insulting doge would be insulting him, just like the hair thing he's got going on

• okuyasu nijimura: like erina, he'd post wholesome memes all over, and probably some weird internal jokes with josuke

• koichi hirose: anything that his friends say is good

• rohan kishibe: memes about the struggle of being an artist (especially from tumblr)

• yukako yamagishi: the kind of memes that teenage girls like

• reimi sugimoto: doggo memes, all of them

• mikitaka hazekura: weird-ass jokes that no one understands and laughs at exactly because of this

• yuya fungami: he'd make memes of himself and would use them unironically in every situation possible

• shigekiyo "shigechi" yangu: overly saturated memes that no one can stand anymore

• yoshikage kira (parts 4 and 8): i bet 2 dollars that he'd share anything as long as it's about laughing at the expense of idiots

• giorno giovanna: have you ever seen this man. he does not laugh. he wouldn't post any memes at all.

• bruno buccellati: he would actually and sincerely laugh at everything the other passione members sent to him

• guido mista: his favourite meme would be "no homo bro", to the point that he'd say that to giorno all the time, who wouldn't get it and just stare blankly at mista

• narancia ghirga: the dANKEST MEMES IN EXISTENCE

• leone abbacchio: depression memes, to a point where the other passione members would start to become worried about him

• trish una: memes about pop singers and LGBT culture in general (she's like the typical straight girl who says she's "one with The Gays™")

• pannacotta fugo: he would give angery reacts to every meme even if he liked it

• vinegar doppio: no memes, just cute pictures of anime girls and dogs

• risotto nero: he looks very menacing, but the kind of memes he would like is... dad jokes. all over.

• ghiaccio: to quote the man himself, and that may or may not be an actual ghiaccio quote, "WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO LAUGH??? I AM TOO ANGRY FOR THIS"

• cioccolata: the kind of meme that makes you think "what sort of psychopathic fuck would get even the slightest laugh from this shit"

• diavolo: he wouldn't normally laugh at anything, but if doppio showed him any meme he would probably chuckle

• jolyne cujoh: memes about sex. even before she turned 18, she'd still make these jokes over and over

• ermes costello: would giggle at lesbian memes but swear to god that she isn't one

• f.f.: she doesn't understand human humour, but would definitely have some good laughs at the lamest facebook memes in existence

• wes bluemarine AKA weather report: any sort of memes that make fun of florida, for any reason

• narciso anasui: those memes like "we are number one but every one is replaced by pingu saying NOOT"

• gwess: has pretty much the same sense of humour as cioccolata's, only more toned down

• enrico pucci: aside from managing the dio fanpage mentioned above, he would also like christian memes ofc

• johnny joestar: oh he'd laugh so hard at the "i have crippling depression" meme, because he would just find it so relatable. and then cry afterward

• gyro zeppeli: like in canon, he'd share pointless jokes, stupid puns and songs that became memes (such as man's not hot or the 7th element)

• lucy steel: a very simple girl, would laugh at anything mr. steel showed her. like her original universe counterpart, she'd also be fond of wholesome memes

• diego brando: like kira, would share memes that make fun of others. probably an addict to failarmy compilations

• hot pants: christian memes, like pucci, given her religious background

• sandman: that one image that has a boy presenting a powerpoint slide that says "white people are crazy" would be, hands down, his favourite

• funny valentine: there's a very high chance that he'd share memes poking fun at hideous spelling/grammar errors. and memes mocking the UK. he'd also say "FREEDOM, BITCH" unironically

• jo2uke higashikata: his timeline would be comprised of lame puns. he'd also make some OCs and show them all to yasuho before publishing them

• yasuho hirose: haha reacts at every meme jo2uke posts

• norisuke higashikata IV: the daddest dad jokes. no one can compare to his dad jokes. he would be a winner in that aspect

• daiya higashikata: music memes (and, as she's blind, she'd ask kyo to read the memes for her)

• joshuu higashikata: would probably like the ideal GF meme and make a "yasuho GF" of his own

• hato higashikata: similarly to trish above, she'd enjoy memes about pop singers. and there's a high chance that she'd like stuff about the kardashians

• jobim higashikata: beetle memes if those exist at all. the man would also be a huge pokémon lover as well, and share jokes about the franchise

• tsurugi higashikata: as in canon, lame puns. jobim would also show him the pokémon jokes, which tsurugi would greatly appreciate

• kyo nijimura: doesn't laugh in front of the higashikatas, but she herself would make some OCs at the expense of the family and send them to jo2uke, hoping that his "kira" side appreciates those

• kaato higashikata: she once saw one of kyo's OCs. and damn, she loved it so much that she begs kyo to send more, especially if they're about norisuke

• karera sakunami: anything will make this woman laugh, especially relatable memes