#Still Nsf W. dont likedont read

[nicegaai]

fellow norice fans i offer u a meal of crumbs

heres some of my daydream premises that have become notesapp ramblefics

1)

iceland is finally drinking alcohol! hes very serious in his mission of building a tolerance. because u see. diplomacy is very important to him, and many cultures mix alcohol and business, and many NATIONS like to drink together after meetings. and he is an ADULT NOW and needs to git gud so people take him seriously / he doesn't make any social faux pas overseas. this isnt for fun, he decided he needs to do this.

he surprises the nordics with this new development in his life and theyre super supportive (hes proud of himself but embarrassed by the attention hehe). norway in particular goes out drinking with him not long after--maybe the next month, when they have free time. there's no overt peer pressure going on, norway isnt going crazy with it but he does tease him and iceland is determined to push his limits and impress his brother with a little hard liquor consumption (that he doesn't enjoy). and norway takes THAT as a challenge. they have the most fun theyve had together since they were kids, both of them being loosened up is doing great things for their prickly sibling relationship. neither want to end the night too early. they stay too late, drink past their limits, and both of them black out.

naturally, they wake up naked in bed together. (queue 5 chapters worth of will they wont they drama)

2)

possibly set in the 1700s. i havent done a lick of historical research yet. both iceland and norway are physically younger than canon.

major issues in iceland. maybe that one mega eruption that killed 1/3rd of its population and caused the french revolution, but im not 💯 on this setting yet

iceland himself is in BAD shape. hes always been sickly but hes like incapacitated. denmark asks a favor from norway to go and take care of their little brother. (like i said havent done the research yet. maybe nor is with sweden at that point and this is more of a personal favor)

norway finally makes it to him by ship and ices like actually (temporarily -- nation healing , just very slow rn) paralyzed below the neck. he needs to be fully taken care of by a nursemaid (a danish woman who accompanied him there) or some situation like this.

in any case iceland is fragile (both the guy and the country) and he looks FUCKED. and for some reason hes getting more irritated by the day. snapping at norway who is literally there entirely to help. its awful, they fight, they hate each other. and finally norway realizes iceland hasnt jacked off in like a month and that he physically cant move his arms to do so. and he laughs at him but then is like god, will you stop being a little asshole if i jerk you off? and iceland is like. what the hell did you just say to me?

(and then it becomes a routine)

ARGH FUCK I CANT KEEP MAKING N/ORWAY OBSESSED WITH BLOWJOBS LIKE THIS IM BECOMING SOMEONE WHO WRITES THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER WITH SLIGHT VARIATIONS ////////////// I DONT EVEN LIKE DESCRIBING BLOWJOBS !!!!!!!!! I DOTN EVEN LIKE BLOWJOBS AT ALL

(actually im revising/adding to an old notesapp fic rn. maybe this was where the idea started and i recycled it. this maybe was the og...)

fanon convinced me that norge is the bj king and i cant unbelieve it ://///////// and i just want him to spoil ic/eland forever and now my """fics""" all end up as uhh ..... n/o/rice oral sex with emotions. lol lmao

im starved for norgice