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An Updated List of the "Celebrities" Following ARO by u/Training-Jello7600

An Updated List of the "Celebrities" Following ARO MM hasn't broken 600K followers yet. Possibly why she hasn't posted anything? Maybe she's planning yet *another* launch/rebrand to garner more traffic. Maybe she's practicing more calligraphy to unleash on her poor graphic design team. Or maybe the Houthis attacked her shipping container of patchouli. Whatever the reason for the hype sans actual product drop, it's a bit DOA if you ask me...Here is an updated list of the "celebrities" following Actually Really Obnoxious. I've added in their respective claims to fame in case you've never heard of the person. Let me know if there are any more and I will add them to the list! I just went with the biggest names I could recognize. It's...not an impressive list. Kris Jenner (Momager)Elle MacPherson (Model)Katie Couric (Journalist)Mindy Kaling (Actress/Writer)Portia de Rossi (Actress)Katherine McPhee (Singer)David Furnish (Elton John's husband)Minnie Driver (Actress)Leeann Womack (singer)Cynthia Erivio (Broadway)Audra McDonald (Broadway)Genevieve Gorder (Interior designer)Abigail Spencer (Suits)Tyler Henry (TV Medium)Stassi Schroeder (Vanderpump Rules)Misha Nonoo (Fashion designer)Cleo Wade (Poet)Amy Purdy (Snowboarder)Daniel Martin (Makeup artist)Cat Deeley (TV presenter)Casey McQuiston (author)People from the Sussex extended universe:Misan Harriman (photographer)Delfina Blaquier (Meghan’s “P-Wife”)Mandana Dayani (Former employee)Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu (active Sussex stan)Markus Anderson (Soho house Svengali)Claire Waight Keller (wedding dress designer)Journalists:Rebecca EnglishTaylor LorenzWorld of business:Whitney Wolfe Herd (founder of Bumble)Mindy Weiss (LA event planner)Lemonada MediaHannah Mendoza (CEO of Clevr Blends)Samantha Barry (EIC Glamour) post link: https://ift.tt/ilhUy6W author: Training-Jello7600 submitted: April 01, 2024 at 03:39AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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Kylie Jenner wears custom Sergio Rossi mules

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If only I were she!

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 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐀  “ 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄  “  𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈   .

36 .  ex supermodel / socialite / philamprothist .  she / her .  

full name:   carla sofia rossi . nicknames:  everyone calls her cookie(: birthdate / zodiac sign :   september 1st  (  libra  ) sexual orientation: bisexual place of birth:  milan , italy .   nationality:  she’s got dual , aka italian  &  american  . pets :  four year old chihuahua named bar languages spoken:  italian , english , conversational french residences:  milan , italy  ( main residence )  ,  monte carlo , monaco  (  second main residence  )  ,  nice , france   ( vacation home  ) ,  manhattan , new york city ( penthouse ) + traits :  charming , outgoing , demanding , manicured ,  extravagant ,  extrovert ,  vibrant  &   passionate . - traits:   loud ,  privileged , selfish , narcissistic ,  judgemental , picky , impatient    &  dramatic . muse inspo :   birdie jay  ( glass onion ) ,  sharpay evans ( high school musical ) ,  blanche devereaux ( the golden girls ) , marie antoinette  ( marie antoinette  ) , gabrielle solis ( desperate housewives ) , wanda gershwitz ( a fish called wanda  ) , frances stevens ( to catch a thief ) , scarlett o’hara ( gone with the wind  ) , stassi schroder ( vanderpump rules )

occupation:   ex supermodel / socialite / philamprothist career claim: cindy crawford modeling headlines:   magazine covers  ( numerous throughout the years including vogue , vanity fair , marie claire , allure ....  ) ,  playboy  ( numerous covers throughout the years  ) ,  revlon  (  spokesmodel  ) ,  runways  (  world’s top fashion labels throughout the years including chanel , valentino ,  dior ...  ) ,  music videos  ( numerous the years  ) ,  vogue  ( numerous covers throughout the years  ) ,  .... philanthropy:  1million to lousiana flood victims ,  2million to cancer research , 3million to world health organizations  &  feeding africa , ....

.*   ◞  ╰   quick history   .

born and raised in a middle class / almost lower class family in italy alongside her older sister sienna (  the bishop’s late mother who sadly passed away ) .

ever since she was little , she knew she wanted to be rich no matter the cost ,  &  thankfully due to her insanely good looks , it wasn’t hard for both her or her sister to involve themselves in modeling . school ?  got barely any reaction which explained why she dropped out of high school to pursue modeling as a full time job .  

her big break came when she was chosen as the cover model for the august 2001 issue of vogue , the leading fashion magazine , whose decision not to airbrush out the beauty mark above her upper lip —which many industry professionals deemed a flaw — set a new industry standard  &  ensured her eventual trademark .

when gianni versace ,  hired her alongside other fashion models to simultaneously walk the runway to the video at his couture show (  2004 )  , the monumental event is believed by many industry professionals to have marked the official debut of the term  “supermodel” — a top fashion model who appears simultaneously on the covers of the world’s leading fashion magazines and is globally recognized by first name only , marking cookie as a household name(:

the retired in 2019 , after marrying a rich businessman  &  became a full time socialite / trophy wife .

.*   ◞  ╰   personality  &  dating life  .

cooke’s a scandalous , highly promiscuous , sexually-liberated ,  overly confident woman who hunts down men of interest ...   in striving hopes to search for her next true love kewdnfjenrjdgv .  

her go-to color palette for her fashionable sense of style and attire is   RED  - a lot of red , which speaks volumes hehehe .

she oozes confidence on a daily basis  ( famous line includes :  “ isn’t it amazing how i can feel so bad yet look so good . “  )

she’s also blatantly flirtatious with almost everyone she comes into contact with  &  is very straightforward about what she wants  ( famous line includes : “  i’m cookie ,  and i know it’s not pertinent at the moment , but i’m double jointed , “  )

knows the value of a good orgasm (  famous line includes :  “  stop faking orgasm , ladies !! “ )

she’s also unashamed of her robust sex life  &  realizes her sex drive is high — and doesn't apologize for it   ( famous line includes : “  i take very good care of myself .  i treat my body like a temple ,  “  )

gives the best advice , especially to her niece alana (  famous lines include : “  better late than pregnant “  &  “ when i say jump you say on who “ )

she’s overall very unashamed of talking about her experiences (  famous line include :  “ like i’m the only person who mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth “  )  

comebacks ?  oh , yeah , she’s got them down too  ( famous lines include : “  eat dirt and die , trash “  &  “  quiet , you trash  “  ) 

now onto the juciest story of them all .... cookie’s been married 4 TIMES  , yes u heard that correctly  &  is currently engaged w a husband num. 5 lmaooo .  

her first husband , is the one she loved the most  &  probably still does *cue sad violin*  tbh he was the love of her life , but she left him to pursue her modeling career  &  become more rich .... so .  (  this is gonna be a wc so !! (:  )

her second husband was george clooney , a much older gentleman but he gave her enough connections in the industry for her to THRIVE so in the end she used him p good , never actually loved him but he was good in bed so she was satisfied .  

her third husband is missing  &  presumed dead for 5 and a half years now lmaooo . there’s conspiracy theories going around that she killed him for the money considering he was a rich business man in nyc who’s whole inheritance went solely to cookie  &  not his four kids from first marriage skdnjdn .  

and her last husband , god bless his wonderful soul , was howard james II  ,  an american billionaire businessman  &  government official who sadly passed away just two months into their marriage , at the age of 90 .

now she’s engaged again , to an american actor  ( another wc !!  )  who she does kinda like / love tbh she’s trying to make it work bc she’s lonely but u know cookie , it probably won’t last lmao .

overall , her number one worst fear is dying alone  &  being alone , which explains why she was married so much  &  all her countless affairs throughout her life .

also  A NOTE TO REMEMBER  ,  she’s currently living rent free w elijah  &  alana bishop in their fam mansion ,  she basically showed up unannounced one day  (  elijah is so annoyed w her presence but the kids love her so he cannot do shit lmao )  &  alana’s over the moon to have her fabulous aunt in town .  cookie will do  ANYTHING  for her niece  &  nephew , she loves em like they’re her own (:

*   ◞  ╰   connections  .

best friend , she needs  A BESTIE  pls n thank u .  someone fabulous she can roam the city with and make all them young boys her toys lmaooo

models she used to work with , maybe one of them is her protege now god help us all .

frenemies , close friends , friends from europe / nyc , party friends , hookups , fwbs , her young boys that she uses for sexy time only ( think mrs. robinson lmao ) ,  exes she hurt , etc ....  

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Kim Kardashian Nags Kylie Jenner For Wearing Cutout Onesie Without Tagging Skims

Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian are in the middle of a tagging war of sorts. When 25-year-old beauty mogul Jenner posted a series of shots wearing a gray onesie with a triangle back cutout, Skims founder Kardashian immediately recognized it as one of her brand's pieces. "can u tag @skims please LOL," she commented on the post, and the hilarious note between sisters quickly went viral (the comment has over 24,000 likes and counting). But Jenner wasn't so easily swayed. "@kimkardashian i had to steal this from moms house and now you want me to promote ?!!!! wow @skims," she wrote back to her half-sister. While Jenner still hasn't tagged Skims on the photos, the conversation surrounding the exchange is enough to endorse the design, which retails for $78 and comes in four different neutral tones. Jenner teamed the number with knee-high lug-sole leather boots from Gianvito Rossi, black Bottega Veneta sunglasses, and delicate earrings. Her long, dark hair was knotted into a tight bun with a single loose strand at the front, and she wore plenty of highlighter and blush with a spiced-brown lip. Jenner's manicure was a simple shade of ballet pink. Earlier the same day, Jenner shared bedroom snaps with best friend Stassie Karanikolaou, with the duo matching in dotted Jean Paul Gaultier crop tops and miniskirts. The reality star has also recently posted everything from bleached eyebrows to a sheer Alaïa catsuit on her feeds. Ahead, read the dialogue between Jenner and Kardashian about tagging Skims, then shop Jenner's full look from head to toe. Related: Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner Have Reportedly Split After Spending the Holidays Apart

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                                (—) ★ spotted !! ALANA BISHOP on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid ! many say that the 23 year old looks like MADELYN CLINE , but i don’t really see it. while the  HEIRESS / DANCER  is known for being  ENCHANTING  my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be  MANIPULATIVE i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song SUGAR BY ROBIN SCHULZ .

*   ◞  ╰   general   .

full name : alana grace bishop . nicknames : lana , lani birthdate / zodiac sign : somewhere in september during libra season . birthplace :  los angeles , ca . sexual orientation : heterosexual . family : sienna rossi ( mother , deceased )  &  elijah bishop  ( father , 54 years old ) siblings :  aiden bishop ( brother , 26 years old ) pets : four months old labradoodle named harvey occupation : heiress / dancer . life goal : idk , she doesn’t really have any she got it all fnerhfbd . love language : physical touch . + traits  :  enchanting , confident , coquettish , high-spirited , passionate , affectionate  &   courageous . - traits  :  vain , manipulative , stubborn , abrasive , selfish , hypocritical   &  dramatic . aesthetic :  lip gloss , long hours at the dance studio , blowdried bouncy hair , lipstick stained coffee mugs , matte nail polish , satin sheets , impulsive shopping sprees , romantic comedy binge watches , day drinking , lingerie as outerwear , chanel eau tendre perfume sprayed at the nape of her neck and wrists , hardwood mahogany floors , bubble baths , half naked pictures , rose water , iced matcha , laughter floating through a room , missed calls , diamonds , getaway vacations . muse inspo :  andie ( how to lose a guy in 10 days ) , brooke davis ( one tree hill ) , rachel green ( friends ) , buffy summers ( buffy the vampire slayer ) , cher horowitz ( clueless ) , stassi schroder ( vanderpump rules ) , jackie buckhart ( that 70s show ) , lorelai gilmore ( gilmore girls ) , blanche devereaux ( the golden girls ) , phoebe halliwell ( charmed ) , gabrielle solis ( desperate housewives ) , cassie howard ( euphoria ) , maddie perez ( euphoria ) , hanna marin ( pretty little liars ) 

*   ◞  ╰   quick history   .

the bishop’s have been a name in the world for decades now , after grandad bishop started a company back in the early 20s ,  &  all the way now to elijah bishop who after co-founding one of the  ( now world famous )  best computer softwares out there ( think microsoft )  , became the youngest billionare at just the ripe age of 22. 

at the time , during during one of his business trips in europe , elijah fell in love with an italian beauty named sienna  &  nearly renounced his business altogether for her if she hadn’t moved to the states back with him . a couple of years later , the pair welcomed their second child  &  according to press at the time , the moment elijah held his daughter he called her  “ the most beautiful girl in the world “ .

if it weren’t for their very public life  &  elijah’s area of work , they could’ve been considered a normal family , after all , alana was spoiled rotten  &  adored by both her parents .  ( tw: death )  but it all changed following the fatal car crash which made sienna tragically pass away ( think princess d kinda accident )  . alana was only a toddler when the accident happened , but even to this day she can almost distinctly remember the media coverage following it  &  the relentless paparazzi .  

frankly , losing her mother left a huge mark on alana’s life , because no matter how big of a daddy’s girl she was , or how she had a great older brother to grow up with , or how many greats nannies she had , nothing  &  no one could’ve replaced that void . perhaps , the same could’ve been said about elijah , who since never remarried . sure , he dated a few women over the years but none of them were serious enough to be officially led into the family .

as alana goes , being the youngest  (  the most resembling their late mother ) definitely had it perks. she was spoiled rotten since day one from both her father , learning at a very young age that manipulation was the greatest art of them all   &   how a few tears on her face can weaken the man’s heart .

by the time she was 5 years old, alana was already a face almost every household had known. after all, she was gorgeous little kid with locks of beachy blonde hair that accompanied her father on many social events. so it came to no real surprise that she grew up to become one of the typical  “ daddy’s trust fund baby “  out there. 

but , something that  did  shock the world was the fact she was actually v v gifted when it came to dancing, something her father picked up on v early on  &  decided to enroll her into the best schools money could buy so by the age of 7, she was also a competitive dancer ! 

by the time she was 16 , she was already featured in a few music videos !  ( think maddie ziegler in sia’s music videos ) 

at 18 , she finally landed her big break ever when j.lo asked her to be her backup dancer on tour .  her dancing career sky-rocked at that point  &  later on went on to perform for many famous musicians including britney spears , drake , rihanna , justin bieber  &  more !   

right now , she’s in the process of filming another season of dancing with the stars ( her star partner is a wc plot idea !! )  !  

*   ◞  ╰   personality & dating life   .

generally speaking , alana is a v v charismatic person . she can light up any room she walks into with her smile  &  it’s something she fully takes advantage of .

loves being around people  ( read : social butterfly )  ! !  she thrives on companionship  &  often surrounds herself with people she deems interesting who can introduce her to new  things .

when it comes to her friends , she’s extremely loyal  &  9/10 times would do absolutely anything for them . like you need a place to stay ?  you need money ?  your rep is going down the toilet ?  you need someone to pick ur drunk ass at 4pm ?  she’s ur girl .

stubborn as a mule  &  very passionate about the things that interest her .

great listener  ( read : gossip queen )  but for the love of god do not tell her your secrets bc she will spill  ! !   although , people do because she looks trustworthy but … like … nah …

extremely coquettish  &  a big attention ho. 

 loves beautiful things  ( read : vain ) including herself ! !  you can catch her posing for pictures anywhere she goes or spending lots of time pampering  &  showering herself with beautiful clothes , accessories  &  other  “ beauty accouterments “  that catch her eye .

known for being flighty ? ?  while she’s lots of fun to be around because she will make you think you’re the most beautiful , loved  &  special human alive …. when it comes to actual commitment she’s not exactly the most reliable person around ? ?   so she dates  A LOT  but the second things get too serious she’s like  “ lol bye “ esdfnsjfg .

another one of her downfalls is that she’s definitely a little too much self-absorbed ? ?  like when things don’t go perfectly right for her she feels as though the world’s ending  &  everyone is against her ? ?

hates being alone - likes to do everything with someone by their side, and ideally that someone is an object of affection aka she LOVES being loved .

*   ◞  ╰   connections  .

childhood best friends , best friends , ex best friends , friends through association , friends only for the cameras , enemies , exes on bad terms , exes on bad terms , someone she’s currently “ dating “ aka wrapping around her finger ,  etc ! !  

also let me just add some actual plots that i have written  HERE  .

tbh this list was extremely vague bc i’m down for anything so just hmu or like this so i can come bug u  :~)

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OK, March 18

Cover: Wedding Joy and Drama For Taylor Swift, Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lopez

Page 1: Contents, Chris Evans in a blue tux

Page 2: Contents 

Page 4: Insider Access -- Captain Marvel’s U.K. premiere -- Brie Larson, Gemma Chan, Jude Law, Lashana Lynch, Samuel L. Jackson

Page 6: Lady Gaga sets the record straight about her and Bradley Cooper 

Page 7: Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler are friends again, Victoria Beckham wants to do a reality show about her family but husband David Beckham doesn’t want to do it, Denise Richards’ RHOBH costars are already fed up with her stuck-up attitude 

Page 10: Red Carpet -- Pink at the Oscars -- Julia Roberts, Angela Sarafyan, Angela Bassett 

Page 11: Sarah Paulson, Kacey Musgraves 

Page 12: Who Wore It Better -- Camila Mendes vs. Eva Longoria, Chris Pratt vs. John Krasinski, Bella Hadid vs. Karlie Kloss 

Page 14: Cover Story -- Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn 

Page 15: Sandra Bullock and Bryan Randall 

Page 16: Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez -- J.Lo and ARod 

Page 18: Inside My Home -- Kevin Costner’s Aspen retreat 

Page 20: News in Photos -- Angelina Jolie and all 6 of her kids 

Page 22: Jennifer Lawrence shows off her engagement ring 

Page 24: Oscar Night -- Spike Lee and Samuel L. Jackson and Brie Larson, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey, Constance Wu 

Page 25: Regina King, Elton John and Kristin Chenoweth, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, Adam Lambert and Queen’s Brian May, Bette Midler 

Page 26: Suited-Up Dads with their Mini-Mes -- DJ Khaled and son, Criss Angel and son, Conor McGregor and son, Robin Thicke and son Julian Fuego 

Page 28: Gisele Bunchen, Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers, Russell Crowe as Roger Ailes 

Page 30: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Hayden Christensen and daughter, Kristen Bell 

Page 31: Salma Hayek and daughter Valentina, Kelly Rowland 

Page 32: Saved By the Bell turns 30 -- Where Are they Now? -- Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Tiffani Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley, Mario Lopez, Lark Voorhies, Dustin Diamond 

Page 34: Julianne Moore -- Life Lessons 

Page 36: Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell repairing their romance 

Page 38: Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson -- how they healed their family 

Page 40: Cindy Crawford -- from model to matriarch 

Page 42: Tone up with Teddi Mellencamp 

Page 44: Cookbook -- Please try a vegan diet 

Page 46: Courteney Cox getting married to Johnny McDaid 

Page 48: Kendall Jenner thinks Ben Simmons is Mr. Right, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra Jonas’ love nest in L.A., inside Orlando Bloom’s proposal to Katy Perry 

Page 49: Sofia Richie is hoping Scott Disick will propose but her sister Nicole Richie thinks he’s bad news, Rami Malek wants to marry Lucy Boynton and start a family but she thinks they’re moving too fast, Love Bites -- Danielle Staub dating Oliver Maier, Krysten Ritter and Adam Granduciel expecting their first child, Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley expecting a baby daughter 

Page 50: Style -- Charlize Theron 

Page 52: Kendall Jenner, Hollywood hunks like Adam Driver and Justin Hartley and Mahershala Ali use Skyn Iceland’s age-defying eye gels 

Page 53: Emma Stone’s Oscar dress 

Page 54: It Girl -- KiKi Layne

Page 55: Rita Ora 

Page 56: Tie-Dye -- Kate Bosworth 

Page 58: Beauty -- Statement Lip Color -- Laura Harrier, Saoirse Ronan, Emmy Rossum, Lady Gaga 

Page 59: Julia Garner, Lupita Nyong’o, Violett Beane 

Page 60: Entertainment 

Page 64: Man of the Week -- Chris Evans looks really nice in blue 

Page 66: Sound Bites -- Olivia Colman on her Oscar, Stassi Schroeder on men not knowing what the natural look really is, Miley Cyrus on Dolly Parton, John Stamos on his son’s first birthday party, Mark Harmon on the best advice his father gave him 

Page 68: Royal Roundup -- Meghan Markle and Prince Harry in Morocco, Kate Middleton and Prince William in Northern Ireland 

Page 72: By the Numbers -- Samuel L. Jackson

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