#Stardew Sims

[moonferry]

things that happened to my h.e.s (harvey, elliott, shane) trio sims in the span of a few hours:

* elliott published 2 children's books

* shane became a bartender ?

* harvey wanted to be a good friend & make them breakfast. he promptly CAUGHT ON FIRE. (don't worry he was saved)

* shane & harvey are now BOTH afraid of fire, elliott was literally drunk at 9 in the morning and was unaffected by the fire ???

* harvey didn't even get to eat his breakfast bc he caught on fire & had to work with his hunger in the red...

* elliott has been flirting nonstop with shane, then he flirted with harvey, and shane got a "very sad" moodlet.

* they all became a polyamorous triad

* harvey got a "want" that said "be friendly to shane" right next to one that said "get engaged to shane" very mixed signals here buddy.

* elliott keeps waking up at 4 am for some reason and LITERALLY WILL NOT GO BACK TO SLEEP??

* shane wanted to make an enemy so he started talking shit to the neighbor and promptly got his ass beat.

y'all really liked this omg. so here's some more stuff that's happened to them -> linky

[sillysoraya]

Been obsessed with Fields of Mistria, now need to recreate them all in The Sims 2 😍 maybe I can add them into a sub hood to the Stardew Valley hood!! 🤔👀

[wannabecatwriter]

[faestelle]

Mini Sim Dump

This is my (kinda?) stardew bachelor sim dump with the sims i thought turned out pretty good- im gonna update this overtime with the other bachelors bc my storage is dying and i really have no motivation rnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!! byeeeee

Harvey

Sebby

Shane

[faithdeans]

Stardew Valley Bachelorettes as Sims

2/6

[mirtylebuns]

i'm definitely so addicted to stardew valley these days again that i'm thinking about do my sims version from my favorite suitors

[simsbyyelhsa]

The twins are literally the real versions of day and night but they are so incredibly close and love each other to the moon and back.

[sluttylittleslashers]

I had way too much fun creating Harvey in the Sims.

[ghostlycoyote0]

I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

[buglaur]

[lexalott]

Red wine and story time~

I hope everyone has been enjoying the new update!

Find me other places 🥷

[moonferry]

just realized i never shared shane's outfits.. I GAVE HIM TOP SURGERY AND BODY HAIR IM SO HAPPY :3

also more antics:

harvey made breakfast again (successfully this time!!)

shane literally walked up in his underwear just to kiss harvey while he was making breakfast.

shane and elliott started chatting in the bathroom. like elliott didn't even get to wash his hands before shane walked in and was like yo

harvey keeps polishing the microwave??

UPDATE THEYRE ALL 3 TALKING IN THR BATHROOM WHILE SHANE IS EATING BREAKFAST??

shane keeps talking to the wall once the other two walk off 😭

shane got a phone call (at work) and told someone to quit their job..

harvey became an astronaut!!!

shane works as a shelf stocker.. he can't even escape joja in the sims

they keep putting the damn tablet ON THE FLOOR and complain that they can't walk through!!

they all went on a museum date & a woman walked in and she was so ANGRY at them for just. sitting down

harvey apparently "called shane out" for mean behavior and caused them both to get embarrassed

THEIR FUCKING SINK EXPLODED AND THEN THEIR TOILET BROKE. harvey had to fix both of them

will update with more once the shenanigans occur

update. shane's pregnant 🤯

elliott got stuck in the crib..

shane keeps beating up the stupid dinosaur plush i put in the baby room

people keep showing up at their house while shane is in his undies and just. hanging out with him??

they all got married !! shane and el had a ceremony while harvey was at work and shane pissed himself under the wedding awning thing .

baby was born and is named yaoi stardew valley 😭

[helmipxl]

Isometric pixel art farming scene 🌱

[wannabecatwriter]

But what was this strange object outside in the snow?

It kind of looked like that broomstick the witch flew on in the cartoon she just watched the other day.

But why would it be out here, outside their home?

How interesting!

L: Oh, crap!

Why was this small child awake?

Why was she outside!?

And why was she barefoot in the snow...?

And near her broomstick?

Oh, no...

[faestelle]

"It's so nice to live by the river."

[heldhram]

My friends: Wanna go out for a bite this weekend? Me: Sorry, I've got errands to run x.x

The errand:

Those blueberry bushes just ain't goan water themselves yanno?