#Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz

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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 37th Tilt

King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967) VS. Ulrich von Jungingen, Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)

Propaganda

King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967) Portrayed by: Richard Harris

“This portrayal of King Arthur is the kindest, saddest, most compassionate version I have ever seen. I saw this movie as a kid and was head over heels in love with King Arthur. He cares so much for everyone, including both Lancelot and Guinevere— even after they betray him.”

Ulrich von Jungingen, Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960) Portrayed by: Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz

“Smart, authoritative, looks good on horseback. Sent the enemy general two swords to get him to start the battle already. Plus, magnificent eyebrows.”

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Mother Joan of the Angels (Matka Joanna od Aniolów) (1961) Jerzy Kawalerowicz

June 25th 2023

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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 22nd Tilt

Beowulf, Beowulf & Grendel (2005) VS. King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967)

Propaganda

Beowulf, Beowulf & Grendel (2005) Portrayed by: Gerard Butler Defeated Opponents: - King Henry V [Kenneth Branagh], Henry V (1989)

“I mean I don’t even know what to say? A classic hero. He's got humour, insight, valour, mercy, kindness, and Gerard Butler's flawless fucking face. King shit. Husband material.”

King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967) Portrayed by: Richard Harris Defeated Opponents: - Ulrich von Jungingen [Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz], Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)

“This portrayal of King Arthur is the kindest, saddest, most compassionate version I have ever seen. I saw this movie as a kid and was head over heels in love with King Arthur. He cares so much for everyone, including both Lancelot and Guinevere— even after they betray him.”

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Hot Medieval and Fantasy Men Melee Masterpost

Qualifying Round

Day 1

Guy of Gisborne [Michael Wincott] VS. Guy of Gisburne [Robert Addie]

King Arthur [Graham Chapman] VS. Robin Hood [Richard Todd]

Antonius Block [Max von Sydow] VS. Arman [Matvey Lykov]

Edward III [Blake Ritson] VS. Ivanhoe [Anthony Andrews]

Edward the Black Prince [James Purefoy] VS. Henry Tudor [Luke Treadaway]

Pero Tovar [Pedro Pascal] VS. Sir Thomas Grey [Nigel Terry]

Richard III [Benedict Cumberbatch] VS. Edward IV [Max Irons]

Éomer [Karl Urban] VS. Gimli [John Rhys Davies]

Elrond Half-Elven [Hugo Weaving] VS. Elrond Half-Elven [Robert Aramayo]

Carlos I [Álvaro Cervantes] VS. Mr. Tumnus [James McAvoy]

Niccolò Machiavelli [Julian Bleach] VS. Niccolò Machiavelli [Thibaud Evrard]

The Sheriff of Nottingham [Alan Wheatley] VS. Finan [Mark Rowley]

Guy of Gisbourne [Basil Rathbone] VS. Nasir [Mark Ryan]

William Thatcher [Heath Ledger] VS. King Arthur [Charlie Hunnam]

Darkness [Tim Curry] VS. Zbyszko z Bogdanca [Mieczyslaw Kalenik]

King Vortigern [Jude Law] VS. Uther Pendragon [Anthony Stewart Head]

Corlys Velaryon [Steve Toussaint] VS. Simon Aumar [Justice Smith]

Asbjörn [Tom Hopper] VS. Connor MacLeod [Christopher Lambert]

Hamlet [Christopher Plummer] VS. Mat Cauthon [Donal Finn]

Ned Stark [Sean Bean] VS. Lurtz [Lawrence Makoare]

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Day 2

Dong Yilong [Henry Lau] VS. Frodo Baggins [Elijah Wood]

King Ecbert [Linus Roache] VS. Bofur [James Nesbitt]

Beowulf [Gerard Butler] VS. Henry V [Kenneth Brannagh]

King Arthur [Sean Connery] VS. Robin Hood [Sean Connery]

Thorin Oakenshield [Richard Armitage] VS. Thierry of Janville [Jean-Claude Drouot]

Björn Ironside [Alexander Ludwig] VS. Hamlet [Laurence Olivier]

Martin [Rutger Hauer] VS. Criston Cole [Fabien Frankel]

Bard the Bowman [Luke Evans] VS. Perrin Aybara [Marcus Rutherford]

Leofric [Adrian Bower] VS. King Marke [Rufus Sewell]

Miles Hendon [Errol Flynn] VS. Amleth [Alexander Skarsgård]

Jorah Mormont [Iain Glen] VS. Little John [Nicol Williamson]

Odda the Elder [Simon Kunz] VS. Barristan Selmy [Ian McIlhinney]

King Arthur [Nigel Terry] VS. Nicodemus Ravens [Jakob Oftebro]

Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Sam Neill] VS. Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Ciaran Hinds]

Edward I [Stephen Dillane] VS. Robert the Bruce [Chris Pine]

Prince Charmont [Hugh Dancy] VS. Galessin [Alexis Hénon]

King Arthur [Richard Harris] VS. Ulrich von Jungingen [Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz]

Brother Cadfael [Derek Jacobi] VS. Thomas Beckett [Richard Burton]

Father Beocca [Ian Hart] VS. The Mayor of Hamelin [Claude Rains]

Bronn [Jerome Flynn] VS. Mikoláš Kozlík [František Velecký]

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Day 3

Balian de Ibelin [Orlando Bloom] VS. Athelstan [George Blagden]

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Hot Medieval & Fantasy Men Melee Masterpost

Qualifying Round: Day 2

Dong Yilong [Henry Lau] VS. Frodo Baggins [Elijah Wood]

King Ecbert [Linus Roache] VS. Bofur [James Nesbitt]

Beowulf [Gerard Butler] VS. Henry V [Kenneth Brannagh]

King Arthur [Sean Connery] VS. Robin Hood [Sean Connery]

Thorin Oakenshield [Richard Armitage] VS. Thierry of Janville [Jean-Claude Drouot]

Björn Ironside [Alexander Ludwig] VS. Hamlet [Laurence Olivier]

Martin [Rutger Hauer] VS. Criston Cole [Fabien Frankel]

Bard the Bowman [Luke Evans] VS. Perrin Aybara [Marcus Rutherford]

Leofric [Adrian Bower] VS. King Marke [Rufus Sewell]

Miles Hendon [Errol Flynn] VS. Amleth [Alexander Skarsgård]

Jorah Mormont [Iain Glen] VS. Little John [Nicol Williamson]

Odda the Elder [Simon Kunz] VS. Barristan Selmy [Ian McIlhinney]

King Arthur [Nigel Terry] VS. Nicodemus Ravens [Jakob Oftebro]

Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Sam Neill] VS. Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Ciaran Hinds]

Edward I [Stephen Dillane] VS. Robert the Bruce [Chris Pine]

Prince Charmont [Hugh Dancy] VS. Galessin [Alexis Hénon]

King Arthur [Richard Harris] VS. Ulrich von Jungingen [Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz]

Brother Cadfael [Derek Jacobi] VS. Thomas Beckett [Richard Burton]

Father Beocca [Ian Hart] VS. The Mayor of Hamelin [Claude Rains]

Bronn [Jerome Flynn] VS. Mikoláš Kozlík [František Velecký]

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And we are proud to announce to the electorate the next fifty-one Contenders!!!!

With these fine gentlemen, we now stand at 218 entrants.

Aguilar de Nerha [Michael Fassbender], Assassin's Creed (2016)

Ahchoo [Dave Chapelle], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Sultan Alauddin [Ranver Singh], Padmavaat (2018)

Asbjörn [Tom Hopper], Northmen: A Viking Saga (2014)

Asneez [Isaac Hayes], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Azog the Defiler [Manu Bennett], The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)

Bjørn Ironside [Alexander Ludwig], Vikings (2013-2020)

King Caspian [Samuel West], Prince Caspian and the Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

Chu Hun [Peter Ho], Double World (2020)

Conner MacLeod [Christopher Lambert], Highlander (1986)

Dong Yilong [Henry Lau], Double World (2020)

Elrond Half-elven [Hugo Weaving], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Fezzik [André the Giant], The Princess Bride (1987)

Francesco de Pazzi [Matteo Martari], Medici (2016-2019)

Fjölnir [Claes Bang], The Northman (2022)

Geoffrey Chaucer [Pier Paolo Pasolini], The Canterbury Tales (1972)

Gendry Waters [Joe Dempsie], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Giuliano de Medici [Bradley James], Medici (2016-2019)

Guildenstern [Tim Roth], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Hamlet [Iain Glen], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Prince Humperdink [Chris Sarandon], The Princess Bride (1987)

Jack [Tom Cruise], Legend (1989)

Jafar [Marwan Kenzari], Aladdin (2019)

Little John [Eric Allan Kramer], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Prince John [Richard Lewis], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Prince John [Oscar Isaac], Robin Hood (2010)

Jon Snow [Kit Harrington], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Ser Jorah Mormont [Iain Glen], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Lin Shu [Hu Ge], Nirvana in Fire (2015)

Massetto [Dave Franco], The Little Hours (2017)

Mordred [Jason Done], Merlin (1998)

Much [Sam Troughton], BBC’s Robin Hood (2006-2009)

Niankoro [Issiaka Kane], Yeelen (1987)

Sir Percival [Tom Hopper], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Perrin Aybara [Marcus Rutherford], The Wheel of Time (2022-)

Phillippe Gaston [Matthew Broderick], Ladyhawke (1985)

“The Player” [Richard Dreyfuss], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Podrick Payne [Daniel Portman], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Ramsay Bolton [Iwan Rheon], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Rand al’Thor [Josha Stradowski], The Wheel of Time (2022-)

Renly Baratheon [Gethin Anthony], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Robert the Bruce [Chris Pine], Outlaw King (2018)

Robin Hood [Richard Todd], The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men (1952)

Rosencrantz [Gary Oldman], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Count Rugen [Christopher Guest], The Princess Bride (1987)

“The Sherriff of Rottingham” [Roger Rees], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Syrio Forel [Miltos Yerolemou], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Tajomaru [Toshiro Mifune], Rashomon (1950)

Ubbe [Jordan Patrick Smith], Vikings (2013-2020)

Ulrich von Jungingen [Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz], Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)

Zbyszko z Bogdanca [Mieczyslaw Kalenik], Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)

Two days in, and we have had 100+ submissions for the Hot Medieval and Fantasy Men tournament!!

Submissions are open until June 27th, so if you have a hot medieval/medieval fantasy guy (or multiple of them) you'd like to see compete, send them in!

Here is a list of our Noble and Worthy Contenders so far.

If your man isn't here, that means he has not been submitted.

The Contenders

So Far…

Adhemar, Count of Anjou [Rufus Sewell], A Knight's Tale (2001)

Prince Aemond Targaryen [Ewan Mitchell], House of the Dragon (2022-)

Alessandro Farnese [Diarmuid Noyes], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)

King Alfred the Great [David Dawson], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan [Antonio Banderas], The 13th Warrior (1999)

Antonius Block [Max von Sydow], The Seventh Seal (1957)

Aragorn, Son of Arathorn [Viggo Mortensen], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

King Arthur Pendragon [Alexandre Astier], Kaamelott (2004-2009)

King Arthur Pendragon [Bradley James], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Athelstan [George Blagden], Vikings (2013-2020)

Ash Williams [Bruce Campbell], Army of Darkness (1992)

Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Ciaran Hinds], Ivanhoe (1997)

 Brother Cadfael [Derek Jacobi], Cadfael (1994-1998)

Carlos I [Álvaro Cervantes], Carlos Rey Emperador (2015-2016)

Prince Caspian [Ben Barnes], The Chronicles of Narnia (2010)

Cesare Borgia [Mark Ryder], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)

Cesare Borgia [Francois Arnaud], The Borgias (2011-2013)

Prince Chauncley [Daniel Radcliffe], Miracle Workers: The Dark Ages (2020)

Prince Daemon Targaryen [Matt Smith], House of the Dragon (2022-)

Khal Drogo [Jason Momoa], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Lord Eddard Stark [Sean Bean], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Edgin [Chris Pine], Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023)

Éomer, Son of Éomund [Karl Urban], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Étienne de Navarre [Rutger Hauer], Ladyhawke (1985)

Faramir, Son of Denethor [David Wenham], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Finan [Mark Rowley], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

Sir Galahad [Michael Palin], Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Galavant [Joshua Sasse], Galavant (2015-2016)

Gawain [Dev Patel], The Green Knight (2021)

Geralt z Rivii [Michał Żebrowski], The Witcher (2002)

Geralt of Rivia [Henry Cavill], The Witcher (2019-)

Sir Guy of Gisborne [Basil Rathbone], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

Sir Guy of Gisborne [Richard Armitage], BBC’s Robin Hood (2006-2009)

Prince Hamlet [Laurence Olivier], Hamlet (1948)

Hubert Hawkins [Danny Kaye], The Court Jester (1955)

King Henry II Plantagenet [Peter O’Toole], The Lion in Winter (1968)

King Henry V Plantagenet [Tom Hiddleston], The Hollow Crown (2012-2016)

Prince Henry [Dougray Scott], Ever After (1998)

Hugh Beringar [Sean Pertwee], Cadfael (1994-1998)

Inigo Montoya [Mandy Patinkin], The Princess Bride (1987)

Jareth [David Bowie], the Goblin King, Labyrinth (1986)

Jaskier [Joey Batey], The Witcher (2019-)

Prince John Plantagenet [Claude Rains], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

Lancelot [Santiago Cabrera], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Legolas Greenleaf [Orlando Bloom], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Madmartigan [Val Kilmer], Willow (1988)

King Mark of Cornwall [Rufus Sewell], Tristan and Isolde (2006)

Mikoláš Kozlík [František Velecký], Marketa Lazarová (1967)

Merlin [Colin Morgan], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Niccolo Machiavelli [Thibaut Evrard], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)

Prince Oberyn Martell [Pedro Pascal], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Peregrin “Pippin” Took [Billy Boyd], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Pero Tovar [Pedro Pascal], The Great Wall (2016)

Ragnar Lothbrook [Travis Fimmel], Vikings (2013-2020)

Ravenhurst [Basil Rathbone], The Court Jester (1955)

Richard Cypher [Craig Horner], Legend of the Seeker (2008-2010)

King Richard [Timothy Omundson], Galavant (2015-2016)

Richard III Plantagenet [Aneurin Barnard], The White Queen (2013)

Robin Hood [Errol Flynn], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

Robin Hood [Michael Praed], Robin of Sherwood (1984)

Robin Hood [Cary Elwes], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Robin Hood [Tom Riley], Doctor Who: “The Robot of Sherwood” (2014)

Rodrigo Borgia [Jeremy Irons], The Borgias (2011-2013)

Rollo [Clive Standen], Vikings (2013-2020)

Samwise Gamgee [Sean Astin], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Sandor Clegane [Rory McCann], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Sid [Luke Youngblood], Galavant (2015-2016)

Sihtric Kjartansson [Arnas Fedaravicius], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

Thorin Oakenshield [Richard Armitage], The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)

Tom Builder [Rufus Sewell], The Pillars of the Earth (2010)

Mr. Tumnus [James McAvoy], The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

Vlad III Dracula [Luke Evans], Dracula Untold (2014)

Westley [Cary Elwes], The Princess Bride (1987)

William Thatcher [Heath Ledger], A Knight’s Tale (2001)

Will Scarlet O’Hara [Matthew Porretta], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Will Scarlett [Patrick Knowles], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

Will Scarlett [Christian Slater], Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

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ONE DAY LEFT TO VOTE!!!

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 37th Tilt

King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967) VS. Ulrich von Jungingen, Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)

Propaganda

King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967) Portrayed by: Richard Harris

“This portrayal of King Arthur is the kindest, saddest, most compassionate version I have ever seen. I saw this movie as a kid and was head over heels in love with King Arthur. He cares so much for everyone, including both Lancelot and Guinevere— even after they betray him.”

Ulrich von Jungingen, Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960) Portrayed by: Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz

“Smart, authoritative, looks good on horseback. Sent the enemy general two swords to get him to start the battle already. Plus, magnificent eyebrows.”

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For Ulrich von Jungingen:

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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 37th Tilt

King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967) VS. Ulrich von Jungingen, Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)

Propaganda

King Arthur Pendragon, Camelot (1967) Portrayed by: Richard Harris

“This portrayal of King Arthur is the kindest, saddest, most compassionate version I have ever seen. I saw this movie as a kid and was head over heels in love with King Arthur. He cares so much for everyone, including both Lancelot and Guinevere— even after they betray him.”

Ulrich von Jungingen, Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960) Portrayed by: Stanislaw Jasiukiewicz

“Smart, authoritative, looks good on horseback. Sent the enemy general two swords to get him to start the battle already. Plus, magnificent eyebrows.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

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For Ulrich von Jungingen: