#St3v3 x you

[sillysimplysilky]

Transformers Prime (Decepticons)

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Started: 12/06/2024

Ended:

Megatron

Soundwave

Shockwave

Starscream

Knockout

Breakdown

Arachnid

St3v3 (Platonic Only!)

Predaking

[lovefazedforsoundwave]

OFM! SOUNDWAVE X GN!CYBERTRONIAN! READER | SMUT

Warnings: valve teasing, SPIKE IN VALVE INTERFACING, small Praising.

You had been working aside soundwave under megatron and his orders. You two both remain as work partners, but you want to be more than that. It just didn't feel right as a work partner. It gave you a sharp feeling in your spark. It pounded when you were close. Who knew if he felt the same about you,

You had just wished you had enough courage to tell him that you loved him, and you needed him. Soon, each cycle and micro second you wasted no time to spend together strengthens your relationship with him. You get more confident each cycle. And you had planned a few cycles ago that it was time to admit your feelings to him since they can't just hide there forever. Cycles pass, your crush for your work partner grows, and you even plan to make a confession, eventually.

Cycles later, it's decided that you tell him what you've been wanting to. You practice & muster up courage each day, to tell your work partner you love him, he's gotta be somewhere, maybe in the communications?, you go check but he's not there. You should ask the other vehicons or the other fellow decepticons. You walk around and somewhat manage to find vehicon ST3V3,

"Hey. Steve, have you seen soundwave? Anywhere??"

"Oh. He's in his headquarters, and he wanted me to invite you there, I was going to find you."

"Oh, thanks, steve."

You walk off waving goodbye at steve before going off to soundwaves headquarters. Maybe he needed something? As you drift off into paradise, you find yourself by his headquarters door. You shake out off it and knock on his door and he then opens it.

Oh, uhm. Hi, soundwave. I've heard you've requested me?."

" Yes. I have requested for some personal reasons."

You look at his towering from. You've always been shorter than him. He invited you in and locked the door, he retracts his mask and placed it down on his desk as he turned to you and walked closer and kissed you out of the blue, his soft dermas against yours fell so nice, you shutter at this but accept his passionate kiss, he shoves his glossa into your intake while you moan to the sudden action, his yellow visor brightens to your pleasured sound, he breaks to kiss to breathe, the long Saliva string on his tongue and in your mouth, you breathe hard.. he moves you to the berth, he towers over you as you lay down, you blush and hold back a whine of pleasure as he runs his two digits over your interface panel

"Permission: may I open your panel?"

"Ahm.. ye-s.. you can.."

He's so careful with what he does, so it won't hurt you in a way. He takes off your panel, the cold air hits your valve lips, you shiver, he grumbles a praise, and he then adds his digit to your valve Thrusts in and out slowly, your valve gets wet with transfluid by the second, you moan as he geta deeper each microsecond , you get closer to releasing your pent up cycles of pleasure, your fantasies got ahold of you, soundwave on top of you, touching you, and it's exactly what you'll get. He's thought so many things of you it's impossible about how incompatible he becomes when his fantasies of you get stronger each cycle, he speeds up his digits, hitting all the right spots, causing you to moan, you were just about to overload, but he pulls out and sticks his two digits into his mouth tasting you, he grunts, you whine after the cold hits your valve lips again but then he takes his own interface panel, revealing his spike, it pulses, the ridges, and bio lights glow, he spreads your tibulens gently, he positions himself by your valve entrance, he pushes in gently, taking his cable inch my inch, you moan, from both pleasure and pain, he runs his digit over your chassis, as a sign to insure you, that you'll be fine, adjusting to his cable, stretching you out, you nod meaning he can move, he moves gently in and out, the pleasure builds up each Thrust, you moan so generously for him, he praises you,

"Your moaning generously for me, good, good bot."

You moan as he praises you, his Thrusts getting faster by the minute, making you moan, you're getting so close to overload. Your spark chamber pounds in this passionate moment you both share, his yellow visor glows, and he groans loudly as he Thrusts, his digits grab your tibulens more, he Thrusts faster each second hitting your gstation , hitting places you'd never knew, you overload, as he just rides his overload out roughly inside your valve, being oversimulated, his transfluid drips out your valve as he pulls out, heaving a breathe, as you drift off to recharge, he comes closer and kisses you on you're faceplates.

"I.. love you y/n,"

He admits something he hadn't for just anyone before, a new feeling had sparked him.

[decepticononline]

TFP Knockout X Breakdown “Tell me you need me.”

This is a secret santa gift for a discord server I am in, dedicated directly to @neonhoneycomb ! Merry Christmas 🎄 I enjoyed writing this!

Warnings: NSFW, size kink, medical gore, angst, spike comparison, squirting.

The hologram target fizzled out of a view, which caused the ex-wrecker to growl in frustration. His rapid vents exhausted one after another as he retracted his blaster in defeat. He'd been in the training room for almost the whole cycle to work on his shooting aim now that he was… impaired. His non functional optic made all forms of combat almost impossible. He couldn't make a clear shot to save his own aft, let alone his partner's. 

Before Breakdown could exit the armoy room, his comm system loudly pinged. A slew of cybertronian curses fell past his dermas when he saw the comm was from Knockout. That indicated to him that he had been absent from the med-bay for far too long. 

“Need something?” With a nonchalant tone in his voice, the navy blue deception tried to play off the situation. It wouldn't work, but there was a 99% chance that if he didn't sound like he was doing anything wrong, then maybe he wasn't.

“Do I need something?! Great question because what I need is some assistance in the med-bay.” Even without seeing Knockout's face plate, it was obvious the mech was highly irritated.

 “Got it. I'll be there in a-” The comm ended abruptly, and Breakdown's singular beaming yellow optic rolled in its socket. Over the comm Knockout had sounded like he'd blown a few and a half gaskets since he'd been gone, and that made him much more resilient to take any longer to return.

Upon heading towards the med-bay, the mech passed by two badly cauterized vehicon drones, one of them still leaking energon onto the deck plates of the ship. Knockout must have been too busy to repair him correctly, but it didn't look severe, so the vehicon could walk it off… eventually. 

Two red glaring optics followed the ex-wrecker's movements as he entered the med-bay. If looks could kill, Knockout would surely be vaporizing him with just his vision right about now. The red medic didn't offer a greeting nor a chastising remark as his silence was more than enough to do the trick. 

“Sorry, got carried away in the armory.”

Knockout still said nothing while he cauterized a gaping wound in the shoulder-plate of another vehicon. He took his time with this one as the injury was fairly deep into the cybernetic metal. Knockout gestured to the data pad on the medical berth, without saying a word Breakdown knew he wanted him to start logging in the Vehicon’s credentials for an injury report. On his way to the opposite medical berth, the ex-wrecker let a servo graze against his partner's hip strut.

“Don't you dare start.”, a deep chuckle rumbled within Breakdown’s chassis as he tried to calm his highly displeased lover. The reaction Knockout gave him didn't make him feel any less determined with his goal. 

“I need a set of sharp pliers. There's a bullet fragment still in here.” Knockout's digit inched into the deep cavern of wound the vehicon drone shuddered with pain. The sensitive protoform within his shoulder-plate was exposed, and leaving the fragment in there would never let the gouge heal properly. 

“You know I'll give you whatever you need.”

“How about you drop it?” 

"How about you hold it."

Knockout's red optics widened, and he debated on whether or not he should hurl the cauterizing scalpel at the larger mech. “Enough!” The red medic said with a hiss before snatching the pliers out of his partner's servos.

After removing the plasma bullet fragment and completing the cauterization of the wound, the Vehicon designated as ST3V3 was evicted from the med-bay. Knockout shut the sliding doors and began logging all the services perfomed for that cycle within a data report for future reference. He had never seen so many patients at once, especially not when there weren't any instances of Autobot retaliation. 

“This cycle has been one of the worst in awhile -” Knockout's digit tapped rapidly against the datapad screen, furiously filing his own report. He knew his paint job looked like a wreck and that he would need a good polish and wax after a cleansing station visit.

“- You weren't here helping because you decided to go frag off to the armory room.” It wasn't often Knockout needed to scold the other mech. He was usually resourceful and there when he needed him, lately Breakdown’s been consistently absent from his duties and refusing to pick up extra shifts with him. The mech declined going out on a patrol of a newfound energonmine, which Knockout deemed to be completed out of character for him.

“I'm still missing almost every shot, I can see but at the same time I can't see slag! Everything just looks off, I've never felt so useless.” Both of the ex-wreckers servo’s slammed down on the medical berth in front of him out of frustration.

Knockout's posture softened, and his optic ridges slightly raised. Breakdown was being… vulnerable around him, this was rare. He knew the mech had been having some difficulties accustoming to his sight with the subtraction of an optic, but he wasn't aware of how critical the situation was. If anything he thought the mech was toughing it out like he did with everything else.

“Your vision, it'll take some time to restabilize. The lack of an optic is going to make things hard for you, but it won't be impossible.” The medic approached his partner and let his servo grasp the side of his faceplate. He'd never seen such defeat on the decepticon ex-wrecker before. 

“And you're not useless. I wouldn't be able to do this without you, and you know that BD.” The dermas of the two mechs came into contact with one another and that gave Breakdown all the permission he needed to pick up the smaller mech and pin him down on the medical berth. 

The size difference between the two of them wasn't as severe as it may have been amongst other cybertronian relationships but it definitely gave Breakdown the upper hand at being able to maneuver Knockout how he wanted. The connection of oral receptors continued as Knockout slipped his glossa in and danced it along Breakdown’s, enticing him of what was further to come. 

The ex-wrecker's thick digits circled around Knockout's interface panel before the plating willingly slid down with a hiss. The aroma of the red mech's dripping valve filled the med-bay, and Breakdown broke the kiss. 

“You're already ready for me?”

“You think I didn't enjoy your antics earlier?” Knockout vented deeply as Breakdown pressed a digit at his entrance before slowly sliding it in.

His lubricating slick coated the intruding digit, and the quick clenches of his valve walls urged it to start pumping. A growl left Knockout's vocal capacitor when a second digit joined refuge within his valve. Breakdown knew exactly how to angle his digits to make the medic's frame twitch and heave. A loud moan erupted from Knockout when one of Breakdown's digits began rubbing circles around his outer-node. 

“Tell me you need me.”

“Frag- I do!”

“Then say it.” Breakdown quickened the pace of his digits, and the lewd slick noises only became audibly louder with the furthering of Knockout's pleasure and excitement.

“I need you!” The medic's sharp digits dragged along the underneath of the medical berth leaving gashes across the underside. Breakdown's servo was showing his valve no mercy as it shamelessly guided him to a long and drawn out overload. It didn't take long for Knockout's walls to start to spasm and small spurts of lubrication to erupt from his valve. He rode out his climax with a guttural groan and a very brief rev of his engine. 

Even the interface panel housing his errect spike slid off to allow him to leak thick beads of blue transfluid from his tip. Only when the medic was coming from his high did he pay attention to his partner's thick spike leaning up against his own. Their size difference wasn't just on the outside, as Breakdown was a good size and a half larger than Knockout in the spike department.

Knockout could swear to primus they were made for each other with how well he'd fill his valve when they interfaced. Breakdown lined up the tip of his spike against the soft mesh valve folds in front of him before pushing forward to enter. The entry was quick and painless as Knockout's frame knew this game the two of them would play all too well. 

A beep went off on the docked datapad stationed at Knockout's desk, which indicated that there were new inbound patients to the med-bay. Knockout looked back over at the mech, who was currently still inside him, who bared the expression of a sad cyberfox pup who'd just been told to stop. 

“We're finishing this. They can wait... Besides, I still need you.” A smirk appeared on his faceplate, telling his partner that the two would have a much longer cycle ahead of them...

[rowiewritesstuff]

Yandere tfp smokescreen; nb tradesman reader? (And/or, separately) yandere soundwave x recovering s*lf h*rm addict?

Your yandere writing is one of a kind!

Yandere Soundwave X S*lfh*rm Reader

MASSIVE TW: S*lfh*rm and Su*c*d* Mentions. Probably the most fucked up of all the ones I’ve written so far. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! THX BABES

If you need help here's a hotline finder: https://findahelpline.com/

You're not alone <3

You had been with Soundwave for a long while. He had taken you as a ‘pet’ because he’d found you interesting. He’s steadily grown to care about you over the time he’d held you captive.

You had often tried to escape the Nemesis. You had tried to leave the Nemesis when it was docked one time. He had caught you pretty quickly because of the security cameras throughout the Nemesis.

The next attempt, you jumped onto a flying Vehicon. The Vehicon obviously returned you right to the terrifying TIC, in fear of consequences. 

The next time, you made friends with a Vehicon. At first, you were just using them- but soon you actually began to care for ST3V3. You even called her Steve. Soundwave knew about your friendship, and allowed it. He was glad he didn’t have to chase you around anymore- it was getting tiresome for the old bot. 

Steve began to pity you, and offered you an escape. You weren’t sure- you had no clue what Soundwave would do to her if he found out. 

She insisted, and when the patrol was at its thinnest she decided to try and help you escape. With you stuffed in her subspace, she started towards the exit. Sadly for you, Soundwave already knew. He waited right at the exit Steve was meant to take.

“U-uh, Soundwave sir! What can I help you with?”

Before she could get another word out, the silent mech grabbed onto her with his tentacles. He slammed her into the ground and began to rip open her subspace. Steve was screaming in agony as he ripped her chest open and pulled you out. Other Vehicons saw, but did nothing- they couldn’t. 

Soundwave held you in one tentacle. Using clipped together voices lines from Steve to mock you, he said “This is what- happens when you- try to es-ca-pe.”

Without a second to waste, he drove his sharp talons into Steve’s spark. You screamed at the gory sight. “STEVE! NO! GOD NO, WHY?!” His blank visor stared at you. “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! I HATE YOU!” 

Soundwave then electrocuted you, sending you into darkness. When you woke up, you were in your ‘room’. It was really just a giant glass box with necessities. Soundwave had taken out all the sources of entertainment. When you looked outside of your cage, you fell to your knees. 

Sitting on a table in front of you was Steve’s head. You could tell it was theirs because it had the small scratching on the paint spelling out “Steve”. 

That’s when you realized you were never getting off of this ship. Days passed by, and Soundwave checked on you every few hours. Whenever he would poke or prod at you, you’d turn away. You were slowly losing the fire he saw in you at first- that’s good. He was tired of you trying to escape all of the time. 

One night, you had nightmares of Steve’s death. She was blaming you- and she was right. You shouldn’t have tried to get away. You killed her. 

You could hear her voice echoing in your head as you made your way to your bathroom, where your razor was.

When Soundwave found you, he panicked. He quickly rushed you to Knockout who treated you to the best of his knowledge. 

Soundwave then realized he took it way too far. He should have never killed them in front of you. You are human! You’re fragile- he should have remembered that. When you were stable enough to be moved, he made sure your enclosure was free of anything you could use to hurt yourself- anything heavy but light enough to hold, forks, even spoons. 

Your room was more locked down than a mental health hospital. 

When you came to, you cried. You didn’t want this. You wanted off this ship. You yelled and screamed at Soundwave- and he let you. He read on the internet that humans had to get their emotions out. When you stopped, he picked you up and cradled you. You didn’t have any energy to fight him as he rocked you back and forth. You didn’t want to- you wanted this comfort.

Soundwave forced Knockout to learn about human mental health so he could give you regular appointments. Knockout carefully began manipulating you so that you’d start realizing all that Soundwave had ‘done’ for you. Mostly because he didn’t want to spend time babysitting Soundwave’s human- but he’d never say that to Soundwave’s face.

Slowly, you got happier. You were starting to fall in love with Soundwave- and he was glad for it. Soundwave never left you alone- which meant that you always went to him for comfort. He began giving you anything you wanted now that you weren’t fighting him.

Megatron and Soundwave had some high-grade one day while you were sleeping under Knockout’s supervision. 

Soundwave used voice clips to explain the situation.

“Ah, like a true Decepticon. Maybe I should grab a human pet sometime as well. There was one I’ve had my eye on for a while.” 

Soundwave held his hand out to reveal a small key. It was to his enclosure for you. He always thought that another friend for you would be nice- now he had an actual reason to grab one. 

[that-one-jasper]

Soundwave X Curious! Reader

(I changed the request a bit since I feel like Decepticons would be a little more hostile and careless to humans, so I hope that's okay.)

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Regular. P.O.V

       Soundwave thought you were very peculiar to your species. When Megatron had first claimed you for ransom, all you did was wander around the Nemesis, and ask every single Cybertronian you saw a handful of questions. You also seemed to develop a bad habit of exploring the ship without anyone to guard you, meaning you've had more than a few close calls with meeting an unholy fate.       Megatron noticed how you would wander, and decided to put Soundwave in charge of you, though you thought he was boring. How would you learn anything if all he is, is silent? You had managed to slip away a few minutes ago, Soundwave getting busy with talking to Megatron about something-or-other. You were on your way to see Knockout, who had become accustomed to your daily visits to the medbay. He also didn't seem to mind answering any questions you had, as long as it didn't relate to any sensitive information.   However, due to your small size, and the lack of care from the cons, they didn't care if they crushed you, so you had to always be alert. One con who seemed to have it out for you was Starscream. He hated humans with a burning passion, and would blatantly ignore your shouts of 'be careful!' And would just keep walking, narrowingly missing you.     This seemed to be the case now, but just as you opened your mouth to call out for him to watch out, when a thing tendril wrapped around you and lifted you into the air, and safely onto your guardian's shoulder. "Watch-Out," He stated, using clips of others to communicate. "Thanks, Soundwave!" you smiled, before glaring over to Starscream, who had stopped to look at the two of you. "I suggest you watch your fleshy, Soundwave," he snarled. You narrowed your eyes at the feminine seeker. "Well, at least I don't look like a slut," You jabbed, pointing a finger at him.     The seeker looked like he was about to retaliate before Megatron was heard across the commlink. "Starscream. Head to the flight deck with an aerial patrol unit. Do not keep me waiting." Said seeker merely 'Tched' and shoved passed Soundwave. "He always seems to have a dick up his ass," you commented, crossing your arms. Soundwave had then taken you back to the main control room, where you watched him type in Cybertronian for the rest of the day.

    Ever since then, whenever Starscream found you wandering the Nemesis alone, he'd deliberately tried to step on you, so you made sure to always keep an eye out for him. Today, however, as your curious nature got the better of you, you roamed around different parts of the ship where you haven't been before, like the Energon storage, where the vechicons hang out, (You met a sweet one named St3v3), and to areas where they planned out digging excavations for the Energon. Megatron, of course, had made to keep other sensitive stuff heavily guarded, like the weaponry or other secret-stuff like that. You didn't mind, you just liked to explore the new environment.

        You were, headed to see Soundwave again, having filled your need of curiosity for the day when you encountered Starscream again. Instead of insulting him, you decided to shy away to the corner of the wall, however, he mirrored your movements, and started coming dangerously close to you, making you anxious. "Hey man! I'm walking!" "And soon you won't be," he growled, and just as he went to step on you, a quick snake like tendril wrapped around you again, and quickly brought you away from the grey seeker, and closer to the dark shoulder plates os Soundwave, who stood tall next to The Decepticon Leader.     "Starscream," the words sounded almost venomous, and it snapped the Seeker into attention. "Y-Yes, Lord Megatron?" His raspy voice asked, making you cringe. "What were you doing to the fleshy?" "N-Nothing, Lord Megatron." Said 'Con raised a brow. "Oh? Because the surveillance tapes show otherwise." The Leader stepped forward, and Starscream almost visibly shrunk. "This is our only bargaining piece for the Autobots, do not, disobey me again." He eagerly nodded, and practically ran off, while Megatron turned around and sent a glance towards Soundwave. "And you, fleshy. Don't go around the ship unless you are accompanied by Soundwave or Knockout. We don't have time to go out and get another fleshy if somethings happens." You nodded your head, "Yes, sir." As the fearless leader walked away, you turned your attention to Soundwave. "Starscream is a huge glitch," You muttered, rolling your eyes. "Affirmative," Soundwave responded, making you laugh.

       Some days have passed and per Megatron's orders, you were always accompanied by Soundwave or Knockout, though usually you were seen with the silent observer. You enjoyed spending time with him, and since you've been reading so much Cybertronian, you've managed to learn bits and pieces of the ancient code. You'd always be shy to admit, that you've grown rather...fond, of the Decepticon. You always seemed to notice the small things he did, the barely noticeable reactions he'd have, it became easier to tell how he was feeling, too. Of course, there was always the question if he liked you back. Did Cybertronians even date? And how would dating a giant Cybertronian work? Did he like humans? Naturally, not to your surprise, curiosity took hold into your mind, those questions constantly ringing in your ear.      You looked over to the large bot who was typing away, seemingly unaware of his surroundings. You weren't aware fo the words that left your mouth. "Soundwave?" You said out loud, catching said bot's attention. He didn't say anything, as usual, but he looked over to you. "Yes?' You took a deep breath, "I like you. As in, dating-courting, as your kind may know it as." The once confident demeanour that once radiated off of you seemed to simmer in the silence. "I just wanted to tell you, before I left or if something happens, I don't even know how dating a Cybertronian would work, let alone you dating a human," you began to ramble, but you caught yourself.     Still not receiving a response, you looked up at him and saw that he has a smiley face on his visor, something you've never seen him do before. "The feeling is, reciprocated," his monotone voice echoed, making you smile. "Really? You mean it?" He nodded. "Wicked! Does...Does this mean we're, you know, together?" You fumbled a little bit but your nervousness completely evaporated at the nod he once again gave you.     It had been a few hours and currently, you were resting on his shoulder plates, peacefully napping. The observer just kept typing away, occasionally stopping when he felt you stir in your sleep. When you said you liked him..He was very happy. A warm emotion had flooded through his systems, and he was always curious about human nature, so now that you two were together perhaps he could get more research done. He felt you stir again, causing him to pull away from the keyboard once again, he used one of his tendrils to give you a poke to see if you were waking up, and when he didn't feel or hear you moving anymore, he dove back into his work, his mood much lighter and happier than before.

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Gahhhh I am so sorry for this *v* It's not my best, and honestly it's very short. I don't think I've ever written for Soundwave before? So this was a first for me, and I'm super sorry if I botched your request. I do hope you enjoyed it, though, and that it wasn't too unbearable lmao.

[uwuprime]

TFP 'Cons x Chef!Reader

So while I wait for some requests to trickle in, I thought I'd share an idea that won't leave me alone:

Could you imagine a chef of some kind being a Decepticon hostage?

Useful information about humans? Hey, no, you don't have anything like that. You have a lot to say about the nutrition value of the food they're giving you, though.

The 'Con higher-ups are not real happy about this at first. The one human they manage to successfully snatch, and they have nothing to contribute to the Deceptocon cause?

Then, something interesting happens. Your Vehicon guards get bored and start asking questions. They ask you what it is you actually do, and you take a moment to gush about your passion.

You tell them about the big, beautiful, diverse world of human food. The next morning's new set of guards ask you three hours' worth of questions on what kind of flavors humans can taste. You learn a lot from them too, about what tastes good to the Cybertronian palette.

Starscream was the one put in charge of your custody. There he is, about to get rid of you, but then he's stopped by something... odd.

Morale is up. The vehicons "delegated" to watch you are relaying your stories. All of a sudden there are at least a dozen pings to the database per day about the culinary arts.

Perhaps you could be of use after all? An empty storage room is commandeered, stripped down and reformatted. After a week of captivity, you're stunned to see what a few of your new Vehicon friends have been working on.

A mech-sized table has been altered. Human appliances and counters and cameras are set up in little stations all around this enormous area. It's a set! A cooking show set that looks like it's been ripped straight from the Food Network. It's gorgeous

You're given a choice, one that sounds a lot more threatening from Starscream than ST3V3. You have the option to cook for the cameras, to talk your way through each dish like you're Alton Brown and do some research on what substitutions could be applied to make things edible for your captors. Could a Cybertronian enjoy a nice coconut curry the same way you do? Is there a way to churn highly-volatile energon and other minerals into ice cream???

Human food isn't nearly so scarce as energon, and the 'Cons provide a reasonable (read: absurd) stockpile of ingredients for you to play with. Compared to the Autobots, they also have something of a surplus of that good good Blue Stuff, and you find yourself working with the science and medical mecha on ways to adapt your techniques.

You and Starscream work together on something that could vaguely be called a cupcake. You've never seen him so unabashedly engaged and happy about something. He flaps his wings unconsciously as he tastes the final product.

Soundwave offers you some very fancy living space upgrades in exchange for a pretzel recipe that definitely isn't for Megatron. It takes you a week, but god damn is that jacuzzi worth it.

Knockout discovers that a lot of human spices are just straight-up edible. Of all things, so is corn if it gets processed the right way. You become ever more of a celebrity on the ship with that street corn recipie.

They actually release you at the end of the war. Whether or not was supposed to happen, ST3V3 and M4R13 will never tell you. You find yourself whisked away, held out to Soundwave.

And dropped through a groundbridge to a shopping center in the middle of nowhere with a bag full of food, several hundred dollars cash and a credit card from a company you don't recognize.

After the war, the former 'Cons lead a culinary renaissance on Cybertron. You lead an exceedingly comfortable life on Earth. You wish you knew who to thank for the bottomless credit card.

[transformers-why]

Thank you, Walmart.

Plot: Starscream's little human is sick! What will he do?

(RID Starscream x Human! Reader)

Hope this is to your liking, @stardustantlers! I kind of went with a cold type of sick.

(You can ignore this, stardust, lol) And @kalechips9, do you want some headcannons or something like this to tide you over until I can finish that DJD rescue request? Cause these I can whip up pretty quick and I'd be happy to do a character for you while you wait! I feel bad for not being able to write all the stories yet.

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- The moment he sees you sick Starscream is upset.

- Why are you not moving around as usual, s/o?

- Someone answer him!

- When he learns it's a common cold he still believes that this is outrageous.

- Becomes completely overdramatic.

- Can't you be healed? Is the human race really so young that they haven't found an instant cure for such a minor illness?

- He's more mad at the world than you, to be perfectly honest.

- "Stars, I'll be fine, I just need some cough medicine." You sniff.

- He immediately points to one of the guards, demanding that they go to Walmart.

- You haven't the slightest idea on how he knew what a Walmart was.

- Until they return he sits by you, legs crossed and eagerly awaiting your next sneeze to pass you a tissue.

- He even managed to bring you some blankets that you had kept on the ship, fluffling them up and tucking you a bit forcefully into them.

- When you're sick let's be honest you're treated as if you're royalty.

- For about five minutes.

- But he's very impatient when it comes to your health improving.

- Like, when you're up and about you can handle yourself, it upsets him to see you so put down, you're one of the few people in his crew that can actually do something!

- So he feels the need to help you if you're sick, it's not something he'd think to do often, but you mean a lot to him.

- After the fourth sneeze though Starscream's kind of disgusted and decides to just go sit at his desk and work on his projects whilst keeping a close eye on you.

- When the guy he asked to go to Walmart returns he's surprised to see they actually managed to get cough medicine.

- Isn't ST3V3 the best?

- When you take the medicine he's back to upset-mode when you aren't immediately better.

- "You said it was medicine!"

- "It takes about a half hour Starscream, chill!"

- When you go into another coughing fit he feels bad for yelling at you.

- But then you slowly get better, and it's obvious to see him perk up a little when you come back to your senses.

- Once you're all better he low-key is on the lookout for anything that may attract germs.

- You're a surprisingly valuable asset, he can't lose you!

- And that was a surprisingly disgusting experience for him, that too.

- He goes on believing that Walmart solves life's problems.

- And he doesn't believe you when you say that Sam's Club has better deals.

I don't own Walmart or Sam's Club and I'm not sponsoring this is just a joke had to say that incase great okay.

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Paddy Kelly – Kelltic Prog & House 029 Tracklist

00:00:00 – 01. Kazi – Lonely Stars [ Progressive Vibes ]

00:05:29 – 02. Demna – Black Hole [ Progressive Vibes ]

00:10:57 – 03. Dave Ruthwell & Wizzard – Lights Go Down [ TurnItUp Muzik ]

00:14:39 – 04. Ross Cairns – Nothing I Can Do ( SHADOWS Remix ) [ Submission Recordings ]

00:19:02 – 05. Rush & Hydro x ZelliX – Night [ Found Frequencies ]

00:22:07 – 06. SQU4RE – ISO [ Sosumi Records ]

00:26:31 – 07. Kryder & DEADLINE – You & I [ Black Hole Recordings ]

00:29:23 – 08. Andain – Beautiful Things ( Mr. Sid & March Forward Remix ) [ CDR ]

00:32:55 – 09. Damon Sharpe and Josh Cumbee – Lost Years ( Cubicore Remix ) [ Armada ]

00:37:27 – 10. Vidojean X Oliver Loenn Vs. Eleonor Leone – Wolf [ Gemstone Records ]

00:41:05 – 11. JVSTIZ & Musata – I Got You [ Musata Music ]

00:44:06 – 12. Sebastian Mateo & Dj St3v3 – Hypnotized [ Revealed Radar ]

00:46:54 – 13. Tom Budin – Push It Real Good ( Alec Bonnici Remix ) [ Universal Music ]

00:50:53 – 14. R3spawn – Beat Of My Heart [ Crash & Smile ]

00:53:57 – 15. Plastik Funk, Sickrate, Rentz & Repiet – Never Let Go [ Revealed Recordings ]

00:57:29 – 16. Butterworth & Bennii feat. Robin Vane – Get Over It [ Revealed Rader ]

01:01:01 – 17. BVHROMA – Sweet Tea [ Gallant Records ]

01:04:06 – 18. Progman – Concise [ TAR Oasis ]

01:09:08 – 19. BVHROMA – Fly of Butterfly [ Gallant Records ]

01:12:18 – 20. AFTERUS – The Devil I Know [ Progressive Vibes Music ]

01:17:13 – 21. Bryen – Blaze [ Suanda Base ]

01:20:51 – 22. Adip Kiyoi & Amin Salmee – Wolves [ Suanda Voice ]

01:23:59 – 23. Janberg – Sleeping Orchestra [ Trance All-Stars ]

01:27:33 – 24. Xavian feat. Paul Bartolome – Crawling On Your Own [ Arkham Digital ]

01:32:33 – 25. FORCES – The Power [ Reaching Altitude ]

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Paddy Kelly – Kelltic Prog & House 029 Tracklist

00:00:00 – 01. Kazi – Lonely Stars [ Progressive Vibes ]

00:05:29 – 02. Demna – Black Hole [ Progressive Vibes ]

00:10:57 – 03. Dave Ruthwell & Wizzard – Lights Go Down [ TurnItUp Muzik ]

00:14:39 – 04. Ross Cairns – Nothing I Can Do ( SHADOWS Remix ) [ Submission Recordings ]

00:19:02 – 05. Rush & Hydro x ZelliX – Night [ Found Frequencies ]

00:22:07 – 06. SQU4RE – ISO [ Sosumi Records ]

00:26:31 – 07. Kryder & DEADLINE – You & I [ Black Hole Recordings ]

00:29:23 – 08. Andain – Beautiful Things ( Mr. Sid & March Forward Remix ) [ CDR ]

00:32:55 – 09. Damon Sharpe and Josh Cumbee – Lost Years ( Cubicore Remix ) [ Armada ]

00:37:27 – 10. Vidojean X Oliver Loenn Vs. Eleonor Leone – Wolf [ Gemstone Records ]

00:41:05 – 11. JVSTIZ & Musata – I Got You [ Musata Music ]

00:44:06 – 12. Sebastian Mateo & Dj St3v3 – Hypnotized [ Revealed Radar ]

00:46:54 – 13. Tom Budin – Push It Real Good ( Alec Bonnici Remix ) [ Universal Music ]

00:50:53 – 14. R3spawn – Beat Of My Heart [ Crash & Smile ]

00:53:57 – 15. Plastik Funk, Sickrate, Rentz & Repiet – Never Let Go [ Revealed Recordings ]

00:57:29 – 16. Butterworth & Bennii feat. Robin Vane – Get Over It [ Revealed Rader ]

01:01:01 – 17. BVHROMA – Sweet Tea [ Gallant Records ]

01:04:06 – 18. Progman – Concise [ TAR Oasis ]

01:09:08 – 19. BVHROMA – Fly of Butterfly [ Gallant Records ]

01:12:18 – 20. AFTERUS – The Devil I Know [ Progressive Vibes Music ]

01:17:13 – 21. Bryen – Blaze [ Suanda Base ]

01:20:51 – 22. Adip Kiyoi & Amin Salmee – Wolves [ Suanda Voice ]

01:23:59 – 23. Janberg – Sleeping Orchestra [ Trance All-Stars ]

01:27:33 – 24. Xavian feat. Paul Bartolome – Crawling On Your Own [ Arkham Digital ]

01:32:33 – 25. FORCES – The Power [ Reaching Altitude ]

The podcast Paddy Kelly – Kelltic Prog is embedded on this page from an open RSS feed. All files, descriptions, artwork and other metadata from the RSS-feed is the property of the podcast owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by EDMliveset.com.

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