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ᥫ᭡ . # ۫ , ⸺ LET YOU BREAK MY HEART AGAIN !
summary :: together in blissful matrimony, miguel o'hara has never felt true happiness until he was by your side. when you're unexpectedly taken from him, he'll do anything in his power to avenge your death. what he doesn't expect is to find you during that process. or, at least, one version of you.
word count :: 2.9k
content warnings :: obsessive!miguel, yandere!miguel, death, deafness (reader is deaf & mute in one reality), spiders, marriage, gore, grief, noncon touching, drugging (venom is put into readers system).
authors note :: Y/H/N = your hero name.
miguel o'hara's yandere traits are . . .
smothering, territorial, & paranoid
──── The gentle melody of piano and harp paint the room in an array of romantic hues. Snow drifts through the Winter air from outside the frozen windows of the venue. Family and friends stand around and admire the beautiful scene before them. You're adorned head-to-toe in white, like an angel who had just descended from the clouds. Miguel is dressed in the finest suit he searched high and low for to ensure it was perfect for this day. However, he knows no one is paying attention to him when you look as breathtaking as you do. His rough-skinned, yet gentle-mannered hand rests on your lower back, the other interlocking your hands together. With your head resting against his shoulder, he sways your body along to the gentle hum of music pervading the air.
Your first dance.
The golden light from the chandelier above serves as a spotlight for you and Miguel. Feeling his chest begin to shake, you move your head to look him in the eye. Tears of sheer happiness were cascading down his cheeks and a weak smile is plastered on his face. You swear that if you were to look up 'devotion' in a dictionary, the way he is looking at you would take up the entire page.
Miguel briefly disentangles his constricted hold on your hand to express his current, overwhelming feelings. He points his middle and ring finger down, the rest of the digits left pointing up. "I love you," that is what he is telling you. When he had first learned you were deaf, he spent his nights studying ASL and SSL in order to communicate with you. However, that single symbol is the one he always finds himself reverting to when all other signs and words fail him. I love you, I love you, I love you. Although Miguel won't express it verbally, he will express the three words through his hands for as long as he lives.
And Miguel remembers the best day of his life just as much as the worst day.
Just one month after you had both gleefully tied the knot, the two of you had gone on a stroll through Nueva York. The moon hangs heavy in the sky and darkness settles against the faint streetlights. Miguel made the vow to always protect you and you've found it to be comforting, relaxing. After a whole lifetime of being deaf and mute, you knew that you were far more vulnerable than others. Knowing you have the Spiderman as your husband causes your concern of any potential assailants to fade away. It's evident in the way his grip on your waist tightens when passerbys walk by and the perceptible shift in his eye when someone stares at you for a little too long.
You've always known he wouldn't let anything happen to you.
The following events all happen quicker than either of you can think. Just as you're crossing the bridge that overlooks the entire city in all its glory, a sudden black hole forms, framed with iridescent hues and overwhelming force. The power of the portals sudden appearance causes the bridge to vibrate beneath your feet. Screams of terror from pedestrians falling to their death goes unbeknownst to you as Miguel holds you against him with constricted tension and hides your face in his chest. The man you have chosen to spend the rest of your life ignores his duty of being the city’s superhero. All in favor of your life.
The remnants of the platform you stood on soon crumble. The red glare of Miguel’s web shoots from his wrist, to where it wraps itself around one of the numerous pillars spread upon the bridge to ensnare you further. But it was so quick, the way you slip from his tenacious grasp. Almost as if someone had forcefully snatched you from him. Innocent civilians shout and plead for Spiderman to save them, but Miguel can't hear them over the thumping of his own heartbeat. Even if he were to hear them, it would not stop him from tearing this entire city asunder in order to get to you.
He forms his hand into the same sign he uses to say 'I love you' and another blaring-red web, the same hue as his panic, springs from him and down to wrap itself around your body. He's done this a million times for others and saved the lives of practically everyone in the city. But, this is you. Miguel is digging his claws into crumbled pieces of the wreckage and shoving them through the air as if they were merely nothing, all in favor of saving you. However, you're both picking up speed and accelerating closer and closer and closer to the unforgiving ground. He latches his talons into a protruding pipe caused by the chaos and clings tight to the web connecting you with him, watching in trepidation as you continue to fall. Attempting to pull the web towards him and bring you back into his arms, where you belong, his efforts were futile.
A loud crack! permeates and his world falls apart.
Practically faster than light, Miguel is pummeling to the ground and to where you now lay. Your chest is flat with no breath and your body is lifeless. Blood is caked on your skull and it cascades onto the pavement beneath you. He rushes to your side, a mantra of ‘no’’s invading the dead, silent air. His heart is paralyzed in his chest as reality sinks into his bones. Desperate pleads escape through loud, violent sobs, begging for you to just open your eyes, hold your hand up, and tell him 'I love you, too'. He knows you cannot hear him, he knows this. But, this does not stop him from begging you, begging God, begging the universe, begging anyone to not do this to him, to not take away the only thing that has ever mattered to him. The only thing that has ever made him happy.
He'll never forget how he had stayed there for hours, ensnaring your lifeless body in his arms as the night faded into dawn. He'll never forget when he left you through brute force and was sent back to the desolate building he could only call home when you were in it. He'll never forget how he had spent days upon days studying the sudden black hole that formed and declared to destroy whoever caused it. The person responsible had taken you from him and if every soul in the galaxy has to pay in order for him to avenge the only one he loves, then so be it.
A year had gone by and every second without you become more tortuous than the last. Things that made him once glisten with joy only make his empty heart lurch with grief. Miguel is now present in the Spider-Society, desperate to manipulate any and all sources to eradicate who had so selfishly taken you from him. He'll just have to endure the yapping teenage-spiders that push at his buttons for the time being. All for you, he reminds himself.
At times, unbeknownst to Miguel, he'll start mumbling your wedding vows under his breath in front of the other spider-people to ease his mind. He knows it by heart; he will never forget it. They may all stare in disturbed confusion, but to mention your name to a man like him would be nothing short of a death sentence. "It's a soft spot, don’t poke it" Jess informs the others.
When the day is finally over and his everlasting efforts were brought to no avail, Miguel will return to the house you had planned on spending the rest of your lives in. Together. All life has been sucked out of the property. The wedding photos scattered about the premise have been derelict with shattered glass after enraged fits. The 'Just Married!' paint still sits on his car and decays with age, but he refuses to ever scrub it off. Your wedding ring, wedding dress/suit, and flower bouquet sit in indestructible cages he operated to preserve them. He fidgets with the wedding ring he vowed to never take off as he wallows in the despair of his silent home. If only he had been quicker; if only he hadn't been so weak.
The video of you dancing in matrimonial bliss ends and the monitor shuts off faster than Miguel could even blink.
The hefty, metal doors to the headquarters open to where several spider-people enter, pantomiming dramatically about the success of their previous missions. Their sudden appearance startles him, to where he demands to know why Lyla hadn't informed him of the spiders' incoming. Jess then enlightens him on his strict rule he set to not disturb him whenever your face is on screen. He exhales with a sigh of defeat and prepares himself for the onslaught of mayhem that would soon come his way. This time, however, a new recruit has joined the group.
Full-body suit hiding any form of physical identity and a soft voice that rarely comes out, Y/H/N from Earth-555 was requested to join the team by Jessica Drew herself. And Miguel couldn't care less if he tried. He'll let another spider on the team if it means keeping the multiverse stable and fueling his progress to one day finally kill the one responsible for your demise. Still, something allures him about this new recruit. Their real name and face are left a mystery to him, but there are certain moments with this stranger where he can't but be reminded of you. That soft voice and heedful hearing prevent him from fully indulging in your memory, but there are certain tics and habits they possess that catch him off guard.
The way you tap your feet when you’re focused, the way you scratch your wrists when you’re anxious, and the way you fidget with the hem of your clothes when you’re bored. And this is what life had been like for a while. Staring at the countless monitors that display a myriad of different information until his brain rots and returning hole to bathe in his misery until the next day repeats.
Several months into Y/H/N's time here is when the doors to the headquarters slam open and several spider-people all clamor in. All were breathless and bruised from a mission that ended messily. The new hero is in the mayhem, as well, exasperated as they rest against the wall. Miguel rolls his eyes at the sudden intrusion and leaves his spot at his desk to find out what these idiots had done now. They all scramble to defend themselves and point their finger at one another, while that new recruit is still trying to catch their breath in the corner. Pathetic. They should know by now that the sake of the multiverse can't afford even a minor mistake. Seeing them left so weak after a fight causes a dry laugh to escape his throat.
Their gloved fingers then grasp hold of the hem of their mask, before forcefully yanking it from their head. And it is like a miracle had materialized right before Miguel's eyes.
His stomach drops at the sudden intrusion of emotions. Shock, elation, disbelief, infatuation. Y/H/N, Earth-555's Spiderman, is his Y/N. You stand before him as you did all those years ago. Despite the dirt and blood smothered into your exposed skin, Miguel thinks you look almost as beautiful as you did when you walked down the aisle.
All you do is clench your eyes shut and try to wait for the pain in your abdomen to ease. The clattering arguments of the others only add fuel to the flame that is your suffering. Soon, there is a sudden wave of silence that washes over. Even with the agony coursing through your body, you were still able to catch the abrupt shift in the atmosphere. You open your eyes to find the man you had feared most, Miguel O'Hara, treading towards you and towering over you with his large figure. Paralyzed with fear, you had jumped to the conclusion that you had enranged him in some way. The terror is so overwhelming, you completely miss the sheer look of love in his eyes and how his pupils had morphed into the shape of a heart.
Eventually, you gain control of your numb body and make a break for it. Pain pumps like a drug through your damaged body, but you persevere and use every sliver of strength left in you to run from him. You're running through the city, dodging past all the numerous spider-people, and webbing through different buildings to escape this maniac of a man. During this, your name and demands for your return are shouted profusely. You don't have time to acknowledge how on Earth he had found out what your actual name was.
Mistakenly, you take a quick glance over your shoulder and almost shiver with fear at the sight alone. Miguel is barrelling after you on all fours like some sort of fucking animal, with fangs and claws out and all. Broken glass protrudes into his limbs from the numerous windows and walls he barreled through. Blood seeps through the torn cuts of his suit, exposing his bruised skin. The excess of vermillion webs clutters the complex from his frivolous attempts at retrieving you. It is utterly terrifying.
Somehow in the midst of chaos, you had found yourself back in the headquarters. The 'Go-Home Machine' practically calls out for you with its luminescent hues. You hear the muffled shouts of your name and the thumping of racing footsteps. In an attempt to use your webs for faster travel, you realize that during your chase, you had entirely run out of web fuel. Shit. From here, you resort to using your legs for once and practically throw yourself into the machine. The translucent spider above uses its limbs to piece together bits of the portals' walls as if it were merely stacking legos. Hope pokes at your brain, but you don't dare let yourself think the storm had washed over just yet. A deafening crash then permeates through the headquarters.
"STOP THEM! NOW!" The echo sends a chill straight into your bones. You watch the machine sputter with increased energy and hope that with enough time, this predator on your tail will find something else for dinner.
Miguel springs into the air as if he were weightless, before landing above you on the thick facade while it buzzes from heightened energy. You have nothing but this wall to protect you from this absolute rabid dog. Sheer trepidation caresses your skin with it's ice-cold touch as he attempts to claw through the membrane of space and time protecting you.
He is bone-chillingly terrifying as he slams all the strength in his body against the barrier. It becomes increasingly difficult for him to keep his grasp on the machine as it continues to charge with intensifying energy. This does not halt his efforts, though. If anything, Miguel has now become increasingly aggressive as the prospect of you leaving him again becomes more profound. The technology whirs from every punch and thrash Miguel gives in order to get to you. Static bolts of energy protrude the air like lightning bolts when he is finally able to tear a hole through the surface, eyes wide and crazed like some sort of beast.
In an attempt to stop him, you try and piece together the chunks of radiation that had been discarded from his unwanted entry. Upon doing so, Miguel is finally able to reach through the opening and dig his talons into your wrist. Your escape was right at the edge of your fingertips, but now you have been flung straight into the jaws of this monster. You splat harshly against the ground and with the state your body was now in, you knew for certain you could not fight anymore.
However, you don't even have a mere second to think of leaving anymore. Not when this vampire-spider has you pinned to the floor with ease faster than you could produce a single thought. He begins to shush you like a baby while you fight and thrash at his chest. His large hand cups your cheek with the same softness you would use to handle a kitten, while the other utilizes his strength to restrain your body.
"I got you! I got you back with me!" The pitch in his voice had raised as he pours his heart out to you. "I never thought I would see you again, but you’re here. My Y/N, you’ve come back to me…” Red eyes are blown wide and they practically stare daggers into you. All as if you were some sort of prey.
The only thing his words do justice in is confusing you further. What you had perceived before as anger was actually... Desperation? Relief? Love? This man has never spoken a single word to you for the entirety of your several months spent in the complex. You are perplexed as you try to think of what had triggered him to suddenly act this way towards you.
"I will never let anything happen to you again... Just let me under your skin..." Miguel's lips find their way down to your ear as he whispers to you the same way a lover would. The entire moment is so deranged, it makes you shudder with horror.
His teeth then sink into the nape of your neck as if his fangs were two needles. With a yelp, you feel warm blood escape and seep down your flesh. Something new swims through your bloodstream that was induced by his bite. Your body begins to fail you and lethargy envelops you like a warm blanket. And this man is like goddamn Dracula, slurping and drinking every last drop of your delicious essence. His calloused hands savor the feel of your body against his and he indulges in how much he had missed this, missed you. With a final, feeble attempt to defend yourself against your assailant, you're soon enveloped into a deep slumber within Miguel's embrace.
⁺ 🎧 , 🪷 ۫ you are currently listening to . . . ⁺ 🪺 , 🎵 ꪆ
❝ ONE DAY, I WILL STOP
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU . . . ❞
i wrote this all in one sitting after an all-nighter please bare with me lmao.
did you guys also know that the pupils of his eyes canonically turn into hearts?
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oh good lord where do I start, how far back, how obscure, how do I pick just one thing
but if was just one thing it's probably Laverne, who only appeared in the Starshine Legacy comics from like, 2006? 2007?
What's everyone's favourite bit of obscure lore from any part of the SSO franchise?
#my god could I write a whole list of just Obscure Stuff though#that's what happens when you were there when the Deep Magic was written (joke)#sso#but there is Gareth who only existed in like IP pitch forms but based on the one page seemed to be a LI for Anne?#and Fripp catfishing Anne#the fact that SSL came out when low rise pants were a thing so Lisa's underwear is visible in her art#Sands quoting poetry and is able to smell the soul riders and also knows their rough birthdates#at least accurately enough to know their zodiac signs#also maybe telepathic or something since he knows how Lisa's mom died just by looking at and talking to Lisa for like 1 minute?#Katja didn't have ice powers#Jessica didn't have a horse#Derek was a government spy#Ms Holdsworth could see and talk to ghosts and taught us to as well for Halloween#Anne was missing long enough they were using her dressage hat to make a snowman in Silverglade every christmas#KEVIN!#Herman has a castle#Alex exploded a car#Alex had a thing for Justin#Alex had blue and white dyed hair#Alex and Maya first bonded over eco terrorism blowing up machines on an oil field#Alex didn't mean to explode the car#Alex was a mechanic#Lisa and Josh were a thing#Anne was SUPER into Josh but Josh wasn't into her#Josh was like punk grunge#I'll stop now
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In light of Courtney mentioning they would possibly want to direct a movie some day during the Q+A, what do you think a Smosh movie would look like with this current cast? Would it be similar to the original Smosh Movie? I'm imagining something similar to Smost the Sitcom Live, like a sitcom comedy maybe? Anyway you don’t have to answer, I’m just curious 🤗
anon, you are NOT ready i was BORN for this question and i'm about to type up a storm so strap in!! thank you for sending it in!!! me being a yapper + film student is not boding well for me rn...
i completely see what you mean about a sitcom/comedy type thing, their vibes during ssl were immaculate, but i also think if they *were* ever going to make a movie it'd be something vastly different from what they've done before just to keep it fresh and give people something never seen before. which is why..
i propose to you: a horror comedy about the cast getting stuck at the smosh office overnight (more below the cut)
hear me out HEAR ME OUT god im so passionate about this. this type of premise would avoid the cast having to play characters per se, they'd kind of just play 'themselves' so it's easier for the existing smosh fanbase to transition to this new movie format without it feeling gimicky/overproduced- the movie begins with just a typical end-of-video outro into the camera for smosh games (maybe only main cast and not freelance? bc full cast might be too many people for a movie idk) and then cuts out to the cast getting off the soundstage like hehe good shoot whatever whatever. but. wait a second. why is it past midnight?? quickly they're realising everyone's gone and its WAY late and they're locked in. all the clocks have stopped around the office. phones are all out of service (but show a weird little digital snake symbol as foreshadowing to something ;)
so now they're like uh-oh. what the fuck do we do. and promptly the cast splits into groups/pairs that all deal with this in their own way the movie would cut back and forth between. maybe amanda and angela deciding to steal alcohol from the kitchen and then snoop on people's desks?? finding out ian has a love locket of anthony in his drawer?? damien grows mushrooms under his desk??? olivia collect's people's candy wrappers?????? idk it could be ANYTHING which makes thsi SO FUNNY to me
BUT this is where the horror comes in, because suddenly people start going missing. and its not fun and games at all. the air feels weird, its like 3 am, everyone's losing their shit a little bit. they start regrouping to see who they can find "hey have you guys seen Angela?" "No, but Courtney just went missing too." "Guys I don't feel well.." AND LITTLE BY LITTLE. THEY START SEEING APPARITIONS. SMOSH CHARACTERS. WHO HAUNT THEM.
like i'm sorry. tell me it would NOT be hilarious for Mental Illness to come haunt the cast in an eerie ghost form??? Augustus??? insulting the cast (but hitting truths about them) making them think about their life decisions??? COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER???? JUST YELLING???? TELEPORTING AROUND THEM AND SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM>?>>>>??? god the jumpscares they could do with this insane INSANE. BIZANKA???????????????? im
BUT NOT JUST SMOSH CHARACTERS- fnaf characters in their eerie ass suits, chica demanding Amanda why she held the door so hard that one time and didn't let her in meanwhile everyone is terrified and somewhat sobbing
so now its CHAOS, they're trying to stick together to avoid getting haunted, they're trying to find their missing friends, they're running around to the footsteps of animatronics, when suddenly they find a door to some storage closet open. they walk in.
there they are!!!! all their missing friends lying passed out on the floor and.. what's this strange hissing noise and why is it kinda foggy in there.. "Oh my god!" Amanda yells out in relief that none of this was real (or was it), "There's a gas leak at the smosh office!" And then promptly passes out. So do they all. THE END.
maybe a post-credits scene of ian and anthony coming into the office in the morning and finding a MESS and them all passed out like god. we gotta put baby gates in here or some shit. they keep messing stuff up!! OR BETTER. they dont know about the cast at first and look at each other with knowing smirks like "wanna go get high :)" and then they head towards where all their friends are passed out and we find out it was actually their secret 'gas leak' spot where they get high on the regular from the gas. ian pouting like "damnit. they found our secret spot :(" anthony shruggs like "oh well" and then they prance around the room trying to huff the gas like idiots and also pass out.
more insane ideas idk how to incorporate yet:
a comedic bit where Amanda bonds with Chica from fnaf and reads her tarot cards (amanda would SO be the person to chat her up after getting over her initial fear and be like 'hey, you just need love, honey. i get it, we've all been there') and its this insane horror yet adorable moment where these two world collide?? BONUS: if the rest of the cast hide in a corner and look at her like "how is she doing this???"
Tim the IT guy actually turning out to be a hologram that haunts all the computers with snake graphics (from that one smoffice sketch 'it could happen to any one of us!') and actually gets his energy from sucking out ram from people's devices
Props and shit moving!!! just so much potential
INNOVATIVE FORMAT:
AND a great way to introduce horror elements could be through this whole 'found footage' thing- you know how in some movies you find like someone's security cam recording etc etc. they could SO integrate elements of that because the smoffice is primarily for content creation so there's LOTS of cameras everywhere
"Hey uh.. guys I think this camera's still rolling." And its us watching footage of that room through it MASTERFUL. or people recording tiktoks and we watch through their screen recording but we see stuff in the background moving before they do YEAH. the HORROR OF IT. god i love movies
okay for everyone's sanity i will now stop i was actually not expecting to type this much- anon who sent this ask, i owe you everything!! im now obsessed with this idea i wish this was real w o w
#ask q#smosh#smosh the movie#smoshblr#smosh fnaf#ideas!!!#q talks#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#courtney miller#shayne topp
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Hi there, could you write some headcanons for miguel and a deaf reader? It can be sfw or nsfw or both, whatever you want. Thank you! I love reading your stuff 🖤
Thank you for reading 🥰 I'm glad you enjoy my content. Now...to SFW or NSFW hehe I'm so clever...fuck it let's do both.
Pairing: Miguel O'Hara x Deaf!Reader
Warnings: NSFW MINORS DNI! But you can read the SFW~ sex, bit of rough sex, some fluff, lowkey bottom!miguel, kinda sorta choking?
SFW
It would start with notes. It's already hard enough finding people who know sign language, even more so when said people are part of a Spider Society. All of which coming from different universes with their own different forms of sign language. So you stick to writing/typing what you want to say and most of the other spiders just write back or have you lip read.
This is a short lived system with Miguel. He's usually busy when you try to talk to him and the time it takes to read and respond is too much time away from his work. At least in his opinion. He eventually just programs Lyla to be a translator, even gives you access to her to use when you need, whether it be talking to him, the other spiders or during meetings.
Once the two of you get to know each other better, he takes the time to learn sign language. He's a smart cookie, so it comes pretty easy to him. He'll even pick up SSL so he can share his mother tongue with you. The more attached he gets to you also equivalates with how much attention he gives.
Instead of using Lyla as a translator so he can focus on his work, now all you have to do is tap him on the shoulder and his eyes are fixated on you. It's a little intimidating at first, his gaze intense as he watches you sign, but you get used to it the longer you're around him. He hates when people try to talk to him while you are; in his mind they're talking over you. So he's snapped at a few people/completely ignored them.
"¡Cállate! Y/N is talking."
"Huh? I was listening to Y/N."
If you are interested in the idea, he'll even go out of his way to make hearing aids. I picture his universe is almost utopic in that the cost for medicine/prosthetics is either really cheap or just plain free. That being said, he'd probably still just make you a pair of hearing aids on his own, more sentimental that way. However, if you turn down the offer he's fine with that too. Your body, your choice right?
NSFW
Love, love, loves having your hands on his throat. He wants you to feel the vibration when he moans for you. To feel the rumble in his chest when he growls in satisfaction. His favorite position is you on top of him, hands on his chest or wrapped around his neck while you bounce on his cock.
Miguel likes to be able to see your face, wanting the visual of just how good he's making you feel. Your moans and whimpers aren't enough, he wants to see your eyes roll back in your head. The little bit of drool on your chin when he fucks you thoughtless. His hand tangled in your hair, giving a slight tug to get your attention. When he has it, he makes you read his lips while he tells you just how good you are for him.
"You still with me, cariño? Or are you too cock drunk already?"
The feeling is mutual. You also enjoy watching him when you have sex. How his brows knit together and his jaw goes slack when he enters you; like he's about to cum then and there. How when you wiggle your hips just right while you're riding he goes a little cross eyed and his grip on your waist is just a bit tighter.
"Ay, dios mio, vas a ser la muerte de mi." Oh, my god, you are going to be the death of me.
The two of you develop your own form of communication in the bedroom. Miguel trailing light kisses along your neck and back as praise, large hands squeezing the parts of you he loves most. You tapping on his thigh to tell him to go faster, biting his flesh to encourage him to be rougher. It's not an exact science, but you each know what the other is trying to communicate and that's what matters.
In the afterglow, he likes to look at you. Sometimes you're already asleep, face half buried in a pillow and lightly snoring. He'll comb his fingers through your hair as he admires the view, pulling you against him and humming contently, making you smile in your sleep as the sound reverberates against your back. Other times Miguel just lays there and watches you talk; half paying attention, half just admiring your naked form. Eventually, he'll gently take your hands in his and kiss the knuckles, which can mean two things. One being that he's ready to go to sleep, the other being his way of saying he's ready for round two.
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So there's been times I've wondered what Belle would look like if she was cursed to be a beast as well, so today I finally decided to draw it. Maybe this is an AU where the movie pulls a Shrek and instead of Beast becoming human, Belle turns into a beast like him and they live happily ever after (but I like to think Lumiere, Cogsworth and all the other servants return to being human cuz they still deserve it either way).
As reference for this I didn't just look at pictures of Belle and pictures of Beast but also pictures of Beast's human form Prince Adam just to analyze what human features were kept in his beast form so I could do the same for Belle (for example, he still has those thick brows as a human (https://i0.wp.com/img.screencaps.us/199/4k-batb/full/4k-batb-animationscreencaps.com-12634.jpg?ssl=1) so I didn't give Belle thick brows since Adam had those before he became Beast). However even if thinks like facial structure remained in Adam's beast form, he's still mainly a mix of different animals and the one true human trait left in his appearance are his eyes, so I tried doing the same with Belle. Also I didn't give her that goat beard that Beast has just to add some sexual dimorphism to the design.
Also I decided to have Belle wear a shirt in her beast form because even though she's a hairy monster now and therefore breasts aren't a censorship concern, my thought process while drawing this was "How would Disney do this?" and I came to the conclusion that they'd probably not want her shirtless either. Her "shirt" is actually part of her dress; the blue part (I'm sorry, I can't remember the right terminology for dress parts lol) ripped off while she was transforming and so did the bottom of her dress so now it just looks like a shirt, and she wears pants that she borrowed from Beast's wardrobe.
So what do you think? Does she look beastly enough?
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River's Edge & The Flat Battle? Field: Deep Diving a Single Word
So the 1993 manga River's Edge, by Kyoko Okazaki, was finally officially released in English last week. It's a problematic fave of mine, and (as I discussed in my review of it many moons ago), the peak of its edgy angst is this poem, standing alone on a field of black, near the end of the book:
"The flat battlefield" is a phrase that has really stuck with me since I read it, and anything that has that level of sticking power is a meaningful piece of art. My opinion of the manga has grown over time.
So when I got to this section in the official translation and I saw:
I was a bit bummed, "flat field" really just lacks the impact "battlefield" ha-
-wait what?
Reprinted by Permission of SSL/Sterling Lord Literistic, Inc. Copyright by William Gibson, originally published in "Robert Longo"
Okazaki didn't write this, William Gibson did?? The American cyberpunk fiction author? He...writes poetry? Turns out by the way this attribution is in the original manga, it just didn't survive the scanlation process.
I was curious about both how and when this translation shift occurred (if it ever did), and the origin of this poem - which was really hard to find! "Robert Longo" is not a book, he's a person - an American artist and filmmaker who directed the 1995 movie Johnny Mnemonic, which William Gibson wrote the screenplay for (and wrote the short story it is an adaptation of). When you search books by the two of them nothing really turns up - at least on the western side of things. In America they never really did publish a book. But in Japan they published a few actually - some too late for 1993's River's Edge, but in 1991:
Publisher Kyoto Shion's Art RANDOM series, vol. 71, featuring the collected art of Robert Longo, edited by Kyoichi Tsuzuki...and featuring inset poetry by William Gibson. Funnily enough one of the listings (Fukkan) actually notes:
現代美術コレクターだけでなく、ウィリアム・ギブスンのファン、岡崎京子のファン共々気になる作品集だと思います。 This is a work that will be of interest not only to contemporary art collectors, but also to fans of William Gibson and Kyoko Okazaki.
The poem from this book - which is called "The Beloved: Voices for Three Heads" - is way more famous as a reference by Okazaki than as a work by Gibson. Which turned out to be a problem when I wanted to dig deeper and find the actual poem and its context; when you google it you get...almost entirely Japanese results discussing River's Edge! Which means I couldn’t actually find the poem, just Japanese translations of it. And I am pretty sure the poem was not originally in Japanese - the bookseller listings note that the book is bilingual in both Japanese & English, the Gibson poems would be the obvious English candidates.
However, buried beneath piles of mid-2000’s Japanese Okazaki fandom blog posts, I found the work of academic Gary Westfahl. He wrote a deep dive book in 2013 on the works of William Gibson, and in the abstract header for Chapter Five:
It also considers Gibson's poems such as “The Beloved: Voices for Three Heads,” his ventures into writing song lyrics, and the approach he used in some of his later nonfiction works
Ba-bam - and with a quick trip to LibGen pulling up a pdf version of the book, here we go:
Gibson's first literary publications, in 1963, were poems, and he obviously remained interested in the form, since in the 1980s and 1990s, when artists approached him about collaborative projects, he usually provided poetry. To date, Gibson has published three poems, not counting fanzine efforts, along with two other poems available only as excerpts. Asked to contribute to Robert Longo's 1989 performance piece Dream Jumbo, Gibson wrote a poem, "The Beloved: Voices for Three Heads," later included in a book, Robert Longo: Art Random, largely devoted to documenting that show
Gary fucking Westfahl, coming through in the clutch!! I was curious why this combination art book/poetry existed, but now it makes sense; the poem and the art were already a packaged deal as part of a performance art exhibit. And this also explains why the poem was so hard to find - as of 2013 Gibson only ever published 3 poems in his career! I am curious how this play got over to Japan - Dream Jumbo premiered in LA in 1989, but additionally in 1989 Longo had a titular "Robert Longo" art exhibit at the Seibu Contemporary Art Gallery in Tokyo, which had its own art book published - its fair to say he was "big in Japan" and so the success of Dream Jumbo made its way over. He would actually run a sort of gallery-version of the performance in Tokyo in 1995, for which he gave an interview that taught me that the name "dream jumbo" is pulled from the name of a popular Japanese lottery; perhaps it was always destined for Japan and also Robert Longo is a bit of a weeb.
ANYWAY the actual text of the poem:
Our love knew The flat field
Yeah, it was originally ‘field’. Westfahl also confirms that this poem was only ever published in print in Japan, making it virtually unknown outside of it. Which, and this is kind of cool, means that the publishing of the translation of the Japanese manga River's Edge is the first time Gibson's "The Beloved: Voices for Three Heads" has ever been published in the West.
Knowing that the original is ‘field’, I checked the original Japanese page for River's Edge and:
戦場 - Battlefield
The first kanji is literally 'war', this is not ambiguous, there is no other read here. River's Edge changed the word from "field" to "battlefield" - assuming that the original art book did not have its own Japanese translation of the poem. On reflection, it probably did; it's not like Okazaki herself is a translator, and in the manga the poem’s translation is credited to translator Hisashi Kuromaru, who had previously translated Gibson’s novel Neuromancer. However, it’s not like I have a copy to check, so I can’t say for sure.
…or so I thought! But when looking around for Kuromaru’s translation credits, I stumbled on the most precious resource one can find; a blog post from an Okazaki-otaku a decade+ after the fact who was obsessed with the poem and hunted down a copy of the original Art RANDOM artbook to see it for themselves. In their post they give a line by line comparison of the poem and its translation…credited to Kuromaru, confirming that this book is where the translation comes from. And lo and behold:
Kuromaru is the source of our creative twist. Chad of chads, “Tach” from 2005.
What is funny is that this is not like a tiny little quirk I am interested in - I mean, okay, it's mainly that. But "the battlefield" is actually a small part of Okazaki's brand as an artist. Here is a sketch she sold titled "Girl's Life on the Battlefield" (It uses the same kanji)
Here is a link to an exhibit of her work in Japan that was titled:
(Her art is incredibly on point btw).
Here is an entire book by art critic Noi Sawagari investigating How we survive on a flat battlefield - Kyoko Okazaki's theory! The one Amazon review says its content is "thin” and it was “tiring to read”, 2 stars, ouch.
But you get what I'm saying- Okazaki leaned into this phrase. I'm actually a little let down, when I read River’s Edge and was so taken with this specific moment I thought it was a ‘me’ thing; turns out the entire country of Japan was equally smitten and it became the tagline for the manga. Real loss of hipster points for me on this one! Still, I really think “battlefield” is way more impactful - this elevation of the phrase would not have happened if it was just ‘field’, I feel confident on that. And I am not calling the translation ‘wrong’, or anything. It is just one of those tiny contingencies, this liberal translation and odd series of events, art crossing from LA to Japan, led to a brand for an up-and-coming josei manga author that wouldn’t have been possible otherwise. And in fact, I am willing to say that the translation just published by Kodansha of River’s Edge is… not right. It doesn’t matter what Gibson wrote - this is Okazaki’s poem now. She wrote a manga about the battlefield, all of her fans agree, and a truly faithful translation would build on that.
So I’m sticking with “battlefield” and y’all should too.
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Hello hello! This is going to be a page dedicated to documenting my experiences with daemonism.
What is daemonism?
Daemonism is a form of thought that assigns a "name & face" to a portion of your internal dialogue. The practice was inspired by Philip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" series. You're basically creating an animal buddy in your head that is supposed to help you improve mentally/motivate you.
Where do I find more resources?
There is a very small community on Tumblr that is frequently overshadowed by other plurals like parogens and the DID community. There is nothing wrong with this! We just have to look a little harder.
There are a few Discord communities you can find, as well as an online forum with a ton of useful info (https://daemonpage.com/forum/). I can't recommend it enough. They do have a scary disclaimer when you go to make an account about liability related to hacking, but rest assured the site is SSL secured and all data stored should be encrypted (i asked the devs).
What's your daemon(s)? Why is this called the Forsythe Dichotomy?
I am still in the process of determining my daemon's form, so I don't have an answer for that yet!
This Tumblr is called the Forsythe Dichotomy because it's a nice combination of a family name and an applicable word since I only desire to have one daemon. Therefore, it's like splitting into two parts (dichotomy).
What are your important tags?
I try to identify all of my original posts with #forsythe dichotomy
Journal entries are tagged with #journal
The "Finding Your Familiar" series is tagged as #find your familiar
Enjoy reading!
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Hakuoki SSL Hakuo Gakuen Story Vol 1. Toudou Heisuke
Since SSL got its Switch release... I decided to translate some SSL stuff. I got tl for the five of 薄桜学園物語 stories (which is all of them! mentioning that since I have some Souji SSL magazine stories saved but I don't think it's complete) that were originally published in the 電撃GS杂志 magazines... though I didn't save who spoke for each line (the sentences were colour-coated!). It shouldn't really be an issue for this since there are only two people in this though....
Anyway, this translation is of 薄桜学園物語 vol.1 藤堂平助 and this was originally published in GS杂志2014年3月号.
Hakuoki SSL Hakuo Gakuen Story Vol 1. Toudou Heisuke
Translation by KumoriYami
Early February.
Beneath the blue sky of the warm and cold season, on the roof of the Hakuo Gakuen school building, were Okita Souji and Toudou Heisuke, who had sneaked out during the self-study period.
"Hey, Heisuke. I saw that you were staring at the dessert/sweets in your hand just now, what are you thinking about?"
"Hm... I was thinking that, that day is almost here."
"That day, meaning?"
"It's, that's, that… That's the day you receive chocolate then send a gift in return?"
"What, so you're talking about Valentine's Day? Ah… I see. So you were reminded of Valentine's Day when you saw those sweets by the entrance."
"That's right... so don't ask me about things you already know."
"You want to eat chocolate that much? You can just buy it for yourself."
"I'm telling you… wouldn't it be pointless if I bought it myself? Because it's Valentine's Day, giving chocolate is proof that the other person values you, which is why it's a day worth celebrating."
"Eh… so you have someone that you want to receive chocolates from."
"Th-That isn't the case/N-No, it's not like that."
"In any case, at our all-boys school, there isn't a single girl, so this type of celebration has nothing to do with us."
"Ye... Yeah... it has nothing to do with us."
"Huh? Speaking of which, Heisuke, you said that you received chocolate last year, right? Who gave it?"
"Uh… apparently my mother?"
"No, no, it wasn't."
"Th-That was, it should have been a kouhai?"
"Did one of the younger male students give it?"
"Uh… Ah, aah, right! It was from my childhood sweetheart…."
"So that's how it is… a childhood sweetheart. Hearing you say that, it seems there was something like that."
"Ye-Yes? I remembered that I received Giri chocolate form her. Right right, it was like that."
"She, ah…. Despite it being Giri chocolate, I'm under the impression that you're quite happy about it."
"Th-There's no such——! It's just Giri chocolate! Because it's Giri chocolate, even if I receive it, I won't be happy at all——!"
"Then, if you also receive Giri chocolate from your childhood sweetheart this year, give it to me."
"Huh...?"
"Because you said that won't be happy, doesn't that mean you don't want it?"
"No, that, well, even though it's Giri chocolate… that's still not good."
"Is it? Hijikata-sensei and Sano-san will give me the Giri chocolate they receive."
"The amount of chocolate those two receive can't be compraed to normal people! They're obviously teachers at an all-boys school, yet as soon as those two pass by the stores and places they frequent, they will receive an amount of chocolates piled up as high as a mountain, and they're able to fill up a paper bag just by strolling around."
"But, that's also Giri chocolate."
"Hmm…. but, whether or not I'll receive any this year is still unknown…."
"Then you mean, if you do receive some, you'll give it to me?"
"I didn't say that! Anyway, even if I receive some, I won't give it to you, Souji!"
"…Heeh. Forget it. It would be great if I could receive chocolates this year from that childhood sweetheart. Because that's the only chocolate that Heisuke can receive every year."
"Enough, let's stop talking about this. By the way, we should be heading back to the classroom. The self-study period is already over. If someone notices that we opened to door to the roof without permission, then we'll definitely get into trouble."
"Yes yes. let's bring this subject to a close."
"Unfortunately, the bell for class is ringing! Alright, let's quickly go back!"
Heisuke, who was being urged by Souji to get up and start running towards the classroom, thought to himself.
(She, will she give me chocolates this year…. although it'll still be Giri.)
---to be continued---
i don't believe this was reprinted in any of the SSL books unfortunately...
also i forgot to mention: i know that Heisuke and Chizuru are childhood friends in the SSL game but the word I had used "sweetheart" so I went with that.
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In terms of the hummelverse.com website, it's online again by the way! Been online for a couple months again already actually after the catastrophic failure and year-long downtime caused by moving it over from my previous hoster. But I didn't have any time to do much needed post-move maintenance so far, which I am slowly catching up with now.
Notes:
The website is now SSL-enabled (using https instead of http), but this doesn't really change anything except that some browsers/extensions should now be less likely to act like it's a malicious page trying to steal your credit card data... (This was genuinely the main reason why I had to change hosters, since the previous one would have charged me 10€ per month extra for it when most others out there have it as a free default for your contract???)
I thought the newsletter signup form was broken, but it only doesn't show up when I use Firefox on my desktop PC so maybe my adblocker is overly zealous. I haven't been writing any newsletters lately partly because of that, but now that I know the signup form isn't actually broken, I'll try to get back into the habit. That means if you cannot see it either on the homepage, please try a different browser or check if one of your browser extensions might be blocking it!
The art gallery works again, but uploading the images is very tedious and time-consuming. I forgot to move over the folder that contained all the images on the server, so I had to wipe the database and have to re-upload them all. It shouldn't interfere with the functionality of the website otherwise, though.
The tumblr post feed on the website is broken and I don't really know how to fix it since the API seems to have changed and I am not fully able to wrap my head around the new code. There's a chance that I'll figure it out eventually but it's very low priority for me right now, especially since I set up a webhook for the HV discord server that does the same job but in a more convenient manner.
The pages for the LEGENDS card game are there on the server, but I have to rework and update them with more current content/info. I'll do that as soon as I'm able and will add a link to the homepage once that's done. But it leads me to the next and last point:
As I've mentioned before I want to look into alternative solutions for selling/distributing both my books and my trading card game and the merchandise (bet most people didn't even know there IS merchandise....look, I'm very bad at this whole marketing think, ok?). There's also other Hummelverse things floating around like the free short horror video game I made ages ago and the pen&paper ruleset, for example. I am thinking of adding a sort of "hub" to the homepage that either provides a proper and complete list of links to all these miscellaneous things, or maybe even find a way to consolidate them onto my own website as completely as possible. This is still in the early musings phase, so don't expect to see much of this until a couple months down the line...
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I have no idea where y’all are reading the “garnok isn’t at fault” theory but I fucking see where it comes from man… like if you think about the lore, Garnok is not native to Earth but rather crashed into the ocean as a result of war with the horse aliens (Aideen?)*, and also does not belong to Pandoria but was simply imprisoned there to keep Jorvik safe**. Garnok belongs neither on Jorvik nor in Pandoria and thus presents a danger to both of those (interconnected) places/dimensions simply by existing in one of them, in the form of active danger and destruction to the one he is currently inhabiting and in the form of a looming threat to the other (currently, he has been let loose in Pandoria and is causing destruction there** while presenting a threat to Jorvik due to the people attempting to summon him and, presumably, Pandorians wishing to rid him from their dimension and thus put him into Jorvik, and if he were to be let loose in Jorvik he would cause destruction there while presenting a threat to Pandoria should anybody in Pandoria wish to summon him or anybody on Jorvik imprison him in Pandoria).
We do not know much of Garnok’s war with the horse aliens: not the premise, nor the aftermath or the events of the war itself. We have only heard the Keepers’ (worshippers of Aideen, possibly one of the horse aliens) version of the story; if Garnok could tell his, perhaps the story would be flipped and he would point out the horse aliens as the ones starting shit with him. As it stands, all we know is that we cannot return Garnok to where he came from (we don’t know where it is), and where he now is, he will present a threat to several worlds until he is destroyed or otherwise pacified. Destruction, from what we have seen, seems to be in his nature, and while that may have been a natural and harmless part of his homeland, it is severely dangerous for Jorvik and Pandoria both.
Garnok may not be at fault, but he in his as he is now cannot remain. Unless we can Princess Zelda-style encapsulate him in a ball of light and send him far into outer space where he will hopefully either come back to where he came from or be incapacitated enough and for enough time that he can do no harm (which, jokes aside, might legitimately be how the Garnok storyline ends), the happiest ending there is for him is the recognition that good and evil a) are not absolute and b) must always coexist to keep the world at balance, and for him to give up his physical form as Aideen did many years ago and instead become part of Jorvik and Pandoria in equal measure, living on in shadows and trickery like Aideen lives on in the bond between horse and rider.
For Garnok, Star Stable’s story is a tragedy (as stories often are for villains): of little fault of his own, he must be destroyed to ensure the safety of a world he never wished to exist in.
*SSL, **Ydris
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Signs An Online Storefront Is A Scam
I was doing more research into this and came across an interesting article about this and though this IceStudios website doesn't meet all of the criteria they meet a lot of it. Check it out:
5. Amateur website design
However, fraudsters tend to move quickly and often don’t want to take too long to build a fake shopping website, as it could easily be identified as fraudulent and get taken down. This is why they tend to opt for simple, inexpensive website templates that come with limited features—often just enough to convince unsuspecting customers that they’re the real deal.
No one can tell me this isn't one of the most amateurish websites they've ever seen for someone who allegedly has a degree in marketing from LCF.
7. Limited contact details
Raise your suspicions if the site only has a fill-in contact form, the customer service email is a random Yahoo or Gmail account instead of a corporate one, or the contact details are non-existent.
I mean this is literally all you get for contact info it's on form and it seems to go absolutely nowhere. Like it's just there for decoration. They don't even have a note up saying how long you should wait for a reply or email addresses/regular addresses/phone numbers or any sort of support for customers.
8. Complex or non-existent returns policy
To ensure they comply with the laws surrounding consumer protection rights, reputable retail brands are transparent about their return and refund policies. Scammers, on the other hand, often don’t bother putting much thought into the return policies that feature on their sites—if they choose to include one at all.
You can read through their entire (and extremely confusing TOS) and never actually find what their return policy is. There are also several red flags in this about how they are not responsible for basically anything including false advertising or if you get your item or not.
9. Questionable payment options
Legitimate brands will always give you the option of paying with traditional and secure methods—including credit and debit cards, cash on delivery, or pay later options, such as Klarna and Afterpay.
You get one payment option with them. Though you can put in any card I suppose since it's GPay they should still have way more than one option here for people who want to buy their stuff.
10. Bad social media
Most legit businesses have some sort of social media presence as it serves as one of the best ways to advertise their products and services. If an online retailer doesn’t have an overt social media presence—or the social media icons displayed on their site lead nowhere—the chances of it being fake are high.
We already know how poorly this is run. Their most recent post is a stolen magazine cover from 1968 that Ice Studios has nothing to do with. They constantly say they are about to drop items then never drop them. They don't ever reply to customers asking questions about when certain items are coming back. They have falsely advertised that camo suit I don't know how many times (it looks extremely different on the actual website).
So the list of how to identify a scam store online is a list of 10 things and Jess's Ice Studio's shop meets 50% of that criteria. I'm not saying this proves it's some kind of scam but some of these things should just be basic knowledge if it's not a scam. If it isn't, then it's run by the most stupid people on the planet and there's no way Jess has a real degree in marketing, that's for sure. [Source Article]
Edit: Forgot to add
1. URL red flags
The fastest way to tell if a site is secure is by checking for HTTPS, with a padlock next to it, in the URL. HTTPS indicates that the site uses SSL encryption, which is superior to HTTP. With HTTPS, nobody between the website and the user can read the data.
No padlock
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SHINSEKAI - Epilogue 1
Location: Tohoku Town (SHINSEKAI) Characters: Sora, Natsume & Tsumugi
< A few days later, in the “SHINSEKAI” main street, up in the air. >
Natsume: YeAH. Well, I suppose things are running smoothly for nOW. The players’ satisfaction levels are continuing to be at a hiGH.
Tsumugi: Fakes like Sagami-sensei and Kunugi-sensei or those sorts of relics have stopped appearing since then, too.
“SHINSEKAI” has been operating as per normal without any other huge issues.
Natsume: Rather than being hit with a severe problem in the distant futuRE, it’s good we’re able to do some debugging now since we’ve discovered what the issue iS. WeLL, no one would want any troublesome accidents to ariSE.
Every day is a good dAY – There’s nothing better than thAT.
Tsumugi: But there’s still something on my mind. What was that fake Sagami-sensei thing all about? What did they want to accomplish?
Sora: HaHa~♪ Senpai is always worried about everything~
Tsumugi: That’s just how I am by nature. You're well aware of that too, right, Sora-kun?
Sora: Yes! Just like how Master~ and Senpai know Sora well, Sora knows Master~ and Senpai well too!
Natsume: YeAH. No matter how well they try to keep up appearances in that disguiSE, they’ll always give themselves awAY. A fake can never beat the real thiNG.
And yet, why did idols of the past appeAR?
Tsumugi: Hmm~... I know this might not be the right way to phrase this but…
Putting Sagami-sensei aside, Kunugi-sensei wasn’t that popular and most young people nowadays probably don’t know who he is.
Even if the fake couldn’t act like the original, I don’t think most people would be able to tell.
Natsume: But we don’t even know the teachers that weLL and we could still tell they were fakES?
I have the feeling that pretending to be famous idols of the past and profiting off that wasn’t their goAL.
The currency you can gain in “SHINSEKAI” is “SSG” and not the Japanese yEN.
It’s the same as coins from an arcaDE – you can’t exchange them for Japanese monEY. When “SS” ends, “SSG” and “SSL$” will have no value to thEM.
That’s why I’ve concluded that their goal didn’t involve monEY.
Tsumugi: If it wasn’t for money, then what?
Natsume: Who knoWS. I did wonder if someone was trying to pull another Saga project, thouGH.
Sora: The Saga Project? Sora heard that it didn’t produce any substantial results and it wasn’t successful as a business, either~
That’s why a second Saga Project couldn’t be held and because “Ba-barrier” was created during the Saga Project, it hasn’t been active since.
Natsume: YeAH. Maybe that’s why they changed how they did thinGS.
The goal of the Saga Project was to learn from the past and to revive past idoLS.
But even so, idols who were either middle-aged or older were of no use at all, just as it was shown in the Saga ProjeCT.
They were all just “normal middle-aged men” who have retired from the industry and haven’t been practising at all, so that’s only obvious, thouGH.
Tsumugi: Yes. That’s probably why in the Saga Project, one of the older members would team up with younger idols to form a “teacher-student relationship” in an attempt to gain popularity.
On one hand, they expected the experienced veteran and the energetic young idols to be there supporting one other but…
On the other, the “middle-aged men” are nothing by themselves, so they teamed up with lively kids to increase their commercial value.
Natsume: YeAH. That plan seemed to work and the Saga Project missed being marked as a massive failure of a project by a haIR.
But there must have been others who weren’t happy with the project resulting in a “it didn’t faIL”.
Probably, someone in the higher-ups in ES, someone amongst the ones who are still controlling the idol industry to a large exteNT…
Tsumugi: Ahaha. The younger generation has started standing out ever since ES was established, but it’s not as if they could remove the influential figures or the higher-ups.
There are still a lot of them around. It can’t be helped, though~ We live in a society with a declining birth rate and an ageing population – there will definitely be more adults than children.
Natsume: YeAH. Remove the elderly and no organisation or industry will functiON. The adults still have the influence and the power to do that muCH.
A part of them still yearns for the past so they tried to hold another Saga ProjeCT. But this time, using “SSVRS”.
By using “SSVRS”, they can avoid the issue that came up during the first Saga Project – the ageing idoLS.
That’s because you can recreate an idol’s appearance and their movements from their peAK.
Tsumugi: Yes. We let Shuu-kun and Mika-kun use their own appearances.
But you can actually choose to look however you want in “SHINSEKAI”. You can look like an animal, change your gender…
Natsume: Or even look youngER. And most of the influential figures who participated in the Saga Project were famous idols who anyone in Japan would have known in their priME.
That’s how attractive and capable they weRE.
It might be true that they were simply forced into the industry, but if they didn’t have the capabilities worthy of their positiON, they wouldn’t have the fame they have todAY.
We can revive our “significant historical figures” to how they looked in their peAK.
Even if the actual person passes awAY, it’s possible to recreate something similar if they replace the “person on the insiDE”.
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