#SpyIsOverParty

[silence-caravan]

Wanna get rid of those annoying Daddy Issues?

Well, don't be a wuss and get rid of the source!

I've seen in multiple fanfics, and i don't blame the writters, that when Scout discovers that Spy is his father he gets mad but then he kinda warms up to him. Which is FINE, i enjoy those types of DadSpy fanfics.  But like… do you really think that Scout would truly calm down that quick?  You think he wouldn't go fucking apeshit?

He lied on his death bed on his face, he keeps seeing is mother outside of work, all of his co-workers seem to already know that he's his father, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if his brothers back in Boston know!

TL;DR: Spy is and was a mediocre parent, Scout would wreck his shit if he finds out.