#Splatoon X Reader

[ablobwhowrites]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!!! also here's my mega yap session of dc ideas cause my DC brainrot and other fandom brain rot has not stopped.

Thinking about a dc hero y/n who helped people out of a building that was about to be destroyed by a villain but when they get the last person out they are hurt in the process but is then revealed that they are a robot as the heros knew the whole time as the real y/n was killed but their memories are in the robot body they have and y/n has a breakdown realizing they are just a copy of themselves and having to deal with knowing that they aren't real but not knowing batman will have to restart y/n's memory because y/n shouldn't be worrying about something out of their control.

Or maybe a robot y/n who is kinda like robot from robot dreams and roz from the wild robot. they are just this positive ray of sunshine that could possibly not go wrong and yes the bat family (also the other yanderes) do care of them as y/n is irreplaceable but y/n kinda ends up wandering away while helping Alfred grocery shop or something and end up wandering far to then see another robot dismantled and thrown in the trash and this has y/n question 'Am I just a thing to play and throw away?' (I've been listening to A humans touch song to much. I hope I cooked with this idea plus I have been rewatching the wild robot and robot dreams to much.) and is kinda battling the idea that if they where broken even a bit will they be thrown away? Or does the family really care for them?

Thinking of splatoon that has a idol y/n but is a like a octoling or inkling but a different species like remember the sharklings or something like those OC's? Their like that but scared of being in seen in the public so using a virtual avatar of what they'd look like as a octoling or inkling but the other idols know what y/n really looks like and try to encourage y/n to do a public appearance on stage next splatfest (much to their dismay as they like feeling close to y/n) but a fan of y/n ends up accidentally getting a picture of what y/n looks like as then this ends up having y/n's music sold out and merch as people what to see the real y/n.

Also thinking of dandys world and toon y/n who was on a ichor run with a team and when a twisted tried to attack the last toon y/n ended up giving the meanest punch to the side of the twisted's face and rescuing the toon but bro was full of adrenaline as they can sometimes be the smartest to then to just revise the skibidi toilet lore for a hour and to fill a tuba with water to try and play it cause it makes a funny noise. Toon y/n is also not allowed near the oven alone because they tried to test a science theory that if they can turn it up to the highest het then would the cookies bake faster? (Spoilers: the kitchen was replaced as now their toon handler or Cosmo and sprout have to supervise y/n and y/n says their not going to do it again but they don't trust y/n)

[spaghettitm]

Hi i really like reading your Splatoon stuff.. i would love to request some more Marie x Reader headcanons they make me very happy..I would like to know how she would treat a very introverted and shy person that also has immense self worth issues (i am projecting) but only if youre fine with it!!

absolutley!!!! I love Marie soooooooo much she's so pretty!! also, im sorry to hear youre struggling with your self worth:o( I hope you realize how COOL and AWESOME you are <3

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💚Marie❇️

You and her are both pretty quiet for the most part

Though, You're waaaay shyer than Marie

So shy that Marie usually has to order your food for you.

There are other examples, like her having to call in to order in food, You needing to be by her side every time you go out, and many other things

But here you are... having your girlfriend tell the waiter your order.

You where embarrassed to say the least

When the waiter leaves, you peep up at Marie with a defeated exspression

She meets your gaze, soon raising an eyebrow

❇ : “ What's with the look, my love? ”

You looked down at your hands, mustering up the courage to explain yourself.

🫵 : “ It's just that... I always make you talk for me. ”

She observes you with solace, reaching out her hand to hold yours across the diner table.

❇ : “ You don't make me talk for you. ”

The inkling began, rubbing the back of your hand with her thumb.

❇ : “ I assist you because I love you, (Y/N). I love you more than you could even fathom. ”

You peep up at Marie, trying to fight back the tears that where mercilessly filling your eyes

You nod in understandance, smiling lightly at her.

🫵 : “ thank you Marie.. I love you too ”

[gogo-the-king]

SMOKIN' WITH IDOLS

HEY!! It's been a bit! I wanted to have the collection of my series in one convenient place!

The Squid Sisters

Off The Hook

Deep Cut

If I ever decide to pick this back up then I'll add more as they come out!

[pocketmania]

🦑 Haihai !! It's vivi I have ideas now !!

I've been thinking about sending more, but I haven't had ideas that I could do, I really love your writing there !!🩷

So so sooo! I got the idea of agian shiver x frye with a partner that's an insomniac? Like they act energetic like they had sweets, but they often can't sleep they just don't talk about it much, they're sweet, loving, and love affection, bur often fake being asleep late at night if one of them are awake :3

Kyaaa!! Hello vivi! Thank you thank you thank you for the support ^^

I'm glad you've got ideas again! Just like 🍊 anon, your requests are always super interesting :0

For this one I'll be doing headcanons since it seems like the best formatting (if that's alright)

Now onto the thingy

‎‧₊˚✧[ Shiver and

Frye w/ an Insomniac!

Reader ]✧˚₊‧

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(🔫🎨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💭) - splatoon headcanons

(reader type) - gender neutral

(‼️warnings) - none ✨️

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♨ You, Shiver, and Frye have been dating for about 2 years

♨ Which means that Shiver and Frye have both somewhat memorized your sleep schedule by now

♨ you've got a reaaaallyy bad case of insomnia that started when you were in your teens and followed you into adulthood

♨ you don't often talk about it, though, which Shiver actually hates

♨ Frye does the job of monitoring your caffeine intake to make sure you get to bed on time

♨ ❝ AH—! Hold it! That's your 3rd cup today. Give it here. ❞

♨ sometimes, if one of them is up late, you'll fake being asleep so they don't worry

♨ let's say that Shiver was up late at night, badgering their producer about their latest gig on the phone

♨ you were in bed, facing the door and staring at basically nothing. every time Shiver passed by your door, you'd quickly shut your eyes and pretend to be asleep

♨ eventually, you'd fall asleep for real

♨ Shiver usually asks you about how you slept in the morning

♨ ❝ Morning, (N/N). How'd ya sleep? ❞

♨ Since you don't really like talking about your sleep schedule, you always give a lazy response

♨ ❝ Good. I slept well. ❞

♨ Shiver was, like, so surprised to learn you have insomnia considering you're as hyper as Frye

♨ Like, energetic in a way that she needs to put you both on a leash and keep you at an arm's distance away from each other because you enable one another

♨ but trust me when I say that these two are pretty concerned for your well-being

♨ you are their s/o, of course

♨ going back to what i said earlier, Shiver and Frye both caught onto your little "fake-sleep" ploy due to a little slip-up on your part

♨ cue the montage

♨ they'd like. stand over you to make sure you're actually sleeping

♨ ❝ (Y/N)... (Y/N)! Are you sleeping? ❞

♨ ❝ I WAS. ❞

♨ while Shiver tried to pry details about your insomnia, Frye went out and bought melatonin gummies for you

♨ being honest, Big Man gave her the idea

♨ Since she knows you like gummies and sweet things, she thought these were perfect for you

♨ so, while you were getting ready not to go to bed, she popped her head into the doorway and gave you the gummies

♨ you didn't think much of it, so you took them

♨ you slept. like a ROCK.

♨ soooo despite you not really being used to sleeping so well (and not really liking it), they were really proud of you!

♨ it was a fresh start

♨ ba dum tss

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[phoenix-writes-imagines]

May I get some general relationship hc for Acht and Agent 8

Hii absolutely for Acht! I did come to the conclusion that I'll struggle to write for the agents as they don't have enough characterisation for me to work with so I apologise for not including Agent 8 in this. I hope you enjoy regardless!

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General Relationship Headcanons - Acht/Dedf1sh

-When it comes to relationships, especially romantic, Acht is very reserved and inexperienced. Since they've been viewed as 'strange' or a 'delinquent' for a lot of their life, they've had very little time to learn or understand how to express their feelings.

-If they meet you during their time in the Octarian Army, they'll likely be afraid of getting too close to you - especially if you're considered to be a high ranked soldier or good student. Like with Marina, they're worried about bringing down your reputation. If you're not on that kind of level, they'll be more open to connecting with you, but even still they might distance themselves so as to not harm your image any more than it might have already been.

-If you meet them post Side Order, it'll be a lot easier to get close to them due to them feeling more free to be themselves and do what they'd like. It still won't be easy however, since they're such a reserved person. However, if you're already friends with someone they know (particularly Marina), they'll 100% be more open to building a friendship with you as they'll find it easier to trust you.

-It'll take them a long time to figure out that they have romantic feelings for you - and an even longer time to actually consider opening up about them. Once they do however, they won't do so in any over the top or fancy way. Most likely they'll talk to you privately or send a letter or some other kind of message if they're feeling particularly nervous about it.

-Being in a romantic relationship with Acht won't actually change much from your friendship, at least not on their side of things. They'll keep their laid back and casual attitude, and will probably be quite limited in expressing affection - particularly in public. They'll be more open to it over time as they adjust to the change and get comfortable however, but still won't really be one for PDA.

-Dates with Acht would be comfortable and quiet, something like a movie at home. Again, they're not super into big and extravangant displays of affection, but the intent and feelings behind their actions are not any less because of it. A lot of thought and care goes into anything they do or plan, and any gifts they might give you are thought about a lot and are always very personal.

-Despite not expressing it in an extreme way, they feel their emotions very strongly and try their best to show that in smaller but meaningful ways. They care a lot about you and they're always trying to think about or do what's best for both you and your relationship, even if they find it hard to open up or be affectionate a lot of the time.

[starsunderwaterr]

can u write agent 8 x reader again pls 😓 i rlly like ur content

YES I CAN.

I need a break from uni work for a little and omg. lucy by corbon amodio (the "bingo, bingo baby" song) has been STUCK in my head and it reminds me so much of agent 8! it's so her coded! so here we go! i missed you loves so much!

So, here we go! <3

General (Fem) Agent 8 Headcanons!

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

MINORS DNI

Warnings: slight mentions of a heated makeout sesh

Okay so, I definitely feel like Eight is the type of girlfriend to sing you the "bingo bingo baby, I love you. ain't that crazy? i want you, i want you, over again :)" part of the song over and over

I feel like in general, she sings to you a lot, usually in the comfort of your shared apartment

Will grab your hands and dance with you back and forth with a big smile on her face

She always knows when to dance with you, too, like

She can pick up on when you're having a bad day and she knows how to approach the situation perfectly

It's probably from her time being an agent, analyzing situations and body language, but she's also just an intuitive person :3

Will force you to get outside and go on walks with her, will point out the funny shapes in the clouds with you and will even buy you ice cream or boba!

Just wants to be with you :') she loves you so much

When it comes to cuddling, this girl is a monster

She will open her arms for you to crawl into, and when she's done wrapping her arms around you??

HEAD KISSES GALOREEE

Absolutely loves kissing you and looking into your eyes

She will cat stare you from across the room, and her pupils literally dilate when looking at you

She really is the "bingo, bingo, baby" audio because she basically is a cat

When you're working on something, say on the couch, she'll just plant her head in your lap and stretch out unbothered with a yawn

"Uh... Eight?" "Hm?" She yawned, closing her eyes happily as she pushed the laptop out of your grasp

"I was working on-" "No.-" She cut off, looking up at you with a pout

"Come on and cuddle." She whined, demanding attention as she snuggled her head into your lap

Eight. LOVES. Cuddling.

I don't need to say it again

This girl will lay her head on you always

On the train, on the couch, out in public

In the mornings when she's really sleepy, she'll even cuddle you from behind and rest her head on your back

In bed, it's heaven

She gets close, right up against you, but sometimes she wants her space

She usually will always have a body part touching you though, cause she just likes to be close to you

She's a little bub

Having dates with Eight is so fun because god forbid it's like turf, say, she gets ultra protective of you whilst also being your biggest fan

Like, during matches, she'll hype you up even if you're on the opposing team and will splat her own teammates (or try to) if they're coming at you

You were getting slammered by a Splatana user, they just wouldn't leave you alone!

Suddenly, from across the map, you hear a loud charge ring out!

Shit! This time she was actually going to splat you!

But the body next to you fell to the ground, and the little spirit floated up with a whine.

You looked back at Eight, who now stood there from behind the bridge hiding spot

She waved to you with a closed mouth smile, her E-Litre perched on the cement top

You had to stop swooning over how cute she looked because you almost got splatted yourself-

Eight could be so clueless sometimes tho, it was hilarious

A turf player was explaining turf to you like you were stupid, and you were clearly uninterested

Looking to Eight, you gave her a look, hoping she'd catch on, but instead, she just smiled at you confused-

Oh, Eight... what are we gonna do with you

After that conversation the best thing she said was, "He smelled like Crusty Sean's van... embarrassing."

Eight's facial expressions are everything omg-

When she dislikes something, she makes it known

But the cutest of them all was when she once saw you <3

The two of you had been apart for a long time due to her work during SO, and she had texted you that she would be coming home soon

You decided to meet her at the entrance to the train station, and you noticed her walking around nonchalantly taking in a new part of the city

Suddenly, she caught a look of you, and she did a double take

Her previously grim expression was now full of joy as she saw you and all of your greatness

See? Y'all, when I'm telling you she loves you... she loves you

She instantly rushed over and hugged you, kissing your cheek a ton as she greeted you

"I missed you so much!" Her voice rang out, happiness in every word

Her accent makes everything cuter omg

When she pronounces certain words, she says them uniquely and it's so cute

You tease her about it sometimes and she doesn't even pay any mind to it, just repeats the word with cute confusion

"And so I was telling him to give me the Octo Snypear (Sniper)." "Heh... Snypear."

"Snypear."

"..." "..."

"Anyways-"

You're not judging her for her accent, you just find it cute that she pronounces certain words a certain way

Surprise, surprise, Eight gets needy

Aside from her wanting to cuddle, there are some days that she comes up to you and just needs a hug

Sometimes her mind gets too foggy and the memories get to be too much, and she just needs you to be there for her

She walked over to you, your smile fading upon seeing her own frown

"Baby, what's wrong?" She didn't say anything, just hugged you and whined softly

Poor baby just needed some comfort and your touch

It's often all she needs

She'll take naps cuddled up on your shoulder, her head resting there as she hugs your torso

Surprisingly, she's not too big on lip kisses, but she does love a good makeout sesh here and there

For the most part, she'll kiss any other part of your body like your hands, your cheeks

But each kiss is fast and repetitive

She just loves you so much, and she shows you

Through her care for you, her kisses, her little favors for you

Need something?

Before you could think of it, she's on it

The best thing about Eight, was that one night, after a bad breakdown for you

You went to take a shower, and when you came out, the towels laid out for you were warm, fresh out the dryer...

This girl took the time to do that for you... she really loves you

Like I said, she loves you, so she's willing to do anything for you, happily

She's your lil bingo bingo baby >:3

[dinomite2]

Yandere Agents x reader headcanons

so I asked a writer on wattpad named @sodapoppss if they could do a request for me and she requested this so Enjoy I guess?

Also I have never done a yandere in my life so I'll try and improvise and Happy splatoween 🎃🎃🎃

Agent 8

(I love this gif and idk why)

● Now I would say that Agent 8 would be the quiet but Extremely loyal and amazingly sweet and girlfriend to will murder someone for you in cold ink and choke a person to death in less than 5 seconds if you were remotely insulted by someone

● At first her meeting you and becoming acquaintances with each other was the best thing that ever happened to her she felt emotions that she never felt and she wanted to stay with you for a very long time in fact and she wanted to make you happiest person possible

●Now to start off in her daily obsession over you She would do Anything and I mean ANYTHING to make you satisfied with her care and company firstly she would buy things you wanted even though you didn't need them now

● Oh ! you saw a Squidshort on your phone of how to make chocolate s'more cookies but you don't have the ingredients for it ? She make them and give and feed them like a baby to you no questions asked , you wanted physical copy to a sequel to a game series that you love but it was too expensive for you She's gifting it to you now!

● And oh and have I mentioned 8 LOVES to stalk you in the middle of the night in your apartment level while you are awake or asleep and if you ever lock your doors and windows when you have the very strange feeling that someone is stalking you while you are resting in your home dont forget that she was a trained octarian soldier in the past and she will know how to get inside of your home one way or another and watch you till night's end

● At some times she would be highly but silently jealous of your friends and she would show them you appreciation for them by either hugging your arm hugging you from behind or simply just smiling at you and hoping that you would smile back at her or do some "convincing" if necessary to her

● but sometimes 8's jealously can get a biiiit crazy TOO crazy in fact

●Now it would all depend of how people treated you and either it would either be a swift splatting death or pure ummerciful torture for the poor inkling or octoling

● 8 will wait until your nightly conversation is over with a friend and quietly follow the unaware suspect that hurt your feelings today and when they enter their household the worst happens and it's best to not know what she would do to them when she makes physical contact with them

● but overall 8 is not that bad to a yandere she will not kidnap and make you live with her forever you need to do is not talk or interact with anyone! and nobody will get hurt if you even knew that ...

" Aw Y/n could you stay with me for just a little bit those people won't matter in the end "

Agent 4

● Now her is an interesting case Her first meeting you in person was like absolute heaven to you but it felt like a Rollercoaster of fuzzy emotions crashed onto her face and she didn't know how to respond to them at all

● when 4 sees you She either becomes a blushing mess or one massive flirtatious or maybe rarely both and it can result a bit awkward interaction and a 4 dashing away from you in a flash crashing through people like a bullet

● She would do things to get your attention and admiration like trying to show off cool tricks to you at turf wars handing you gifts and giving you great food or tell you the most flirtatious marks She can make

● and at times where she would be jealous she would very quietly curse out the person you were having fun with or having a simple conversation with

● in all first sight everything looks a-ok around here no problems Overall

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WILL THINK

● at times when you're talking to a friend or family member 4 will just stare and smile at you no words will come from her mouth she'll stare at you with a cute but threatening like Chara from undertale smile and it started to make you super nervous about this

● She would also take pictures of you without your permission and stick them to her wall and cherish them like a cultist till the end

●more of your friends a were starting to dissappear more inkling were starting to avoid you as fast as they could stuff was feeling like to be downhill for you until 4 invited you to her house one day you both talked, ate, and drank but everything was starting to get dark in your eyes and all you could see was her face smiling before completely blacking out

● And now you were kidnapped By 4 and best try to adjust to your new life now because it will be quite torturing to you but pure bliss for 4 she gets to feed you cuddle you, And take care of your entire life that is if you try to escape that is ...

● She won't mind to cut you a little bit or set a "example" to what happens when you TRY and leave her...

" Y/n you're not going to try to leave me again cause Bad things will happen to you right!?"

Agent 3 / Captain 3

(There's 2 types of agent 3 but I'll be discussing the captain 3 from splatoon 3!)

● Now 3 would be the silent but slightly controlling sort type of yandere

● everything all started when you first recruited by the new new Squidbeak Splatoon and became the new agent 3 in alterna and ever since you joined in 3 took a small liking to your eagerness and confidence and 3 kinda liked that

● She would do things to help you but try to also try to be the serious captain that She is like popping up behind you scaring the ink out of you and giving you advice on new missions in kettles

● 3 also has a whole small to medium sized book all about you just like Marie has with Agent 4 and what you like or don't like how much times that you brush your teeth in a whole week most amount of time you weared a certain cloths/brand

● and she would rarely give some gifts like a pretty flower that she found or something that would at least make you interested she could also train you if you wanted to but expect little to no break time around training Time

●but sometimes when your about to do a hard kettle sometimes 3 will just stop you there and go in herself and Let's hope those fuzzy octolings get the quick treatment from 3 ...

●And at times she would just tell you to take a break when you're working a bit to hard for her standards she won't go to weird precautions to hug you silently and so damn hard that it might turn your bones to dust

● 3 also would politely and very quietly ask you for dates at her house and most of it is just hanging out or cuddling each other witch is pretty much ok

● Surprisingly she doesn't barely get jealous with other people if that is if they become a jerk to you She won't be afraid at ALL to do some "talking" to the person stop them

●Overall 3 may be a be a big ol no talk hard-core captain but she's a softie and will do things no other inkling would even think of you to do for you

"Uh Y/n can we talk about something tomorrow it's about a certain guy I should be talking about "

Bonus!

Neo Agent 3

ya'll really really like these yandere headcanons so here is a little bonus for 22 likes for all of you guys 👍

● Neo 3 would be the Dedicated and slightly hard-core loving kind of yandere

● It all started you both met each other in the lobby playing turf wars and you practicing for the next fews anarchy battle with your weapons and just after a long time you met Neo 3 and she was an experience to say the least...

● she was a bit rough in the edges but overall you both became quick friends with each other doing more turf wars and open anarchy battles with together and had pretty great teamwork

●but she would do some crazy things to either flirt or interest you to and add it to the max since she is the most chaotic agent in the group

●and you would not believe what she'll do for you at all

● she would do things like set up fireworks at random open place to impress you she'll replicate every move and strategy you do she'll even as far to redecorate a entire room in her house to have a piano and she'll lie on it while wearing a bright colored dress and she'd fed herself grapes...

●but not only that but she would strangely get EXTREMELY aggressive at times at not only turf wars but at times where just talking to a random octoling or inkling and suddenly Neo 3 would just suddenly slam their head on a locker or a wall for literally just having a conversation with you about chargers

● she would also take you on trips you sometimes didn't want to go at all to but she brought you anyway like som sudden 3 hour hike in the middle of the desert and consider them as "Dates"

● she would start to be more possessive of your life and what you do no friends no family not a single word you would utter to them

● but one day you took an afternoon walk after a heated argument with Neo about her taking over your whole life but until then you were sitting on a bench thinking of apologizing to her and reasoning with her but you felt pressure on your neck and everything blacked out on your eyes

● Great you've been Kidnapped by Neo and this new life will be with her and doing hard-core activities and having romantic times with her forced to make you love her

● and wipe out any ideas or dreams of you escaping her cause she'll go unknown lengths to find you a get you back and when you get back it's not gonna be fun for you......

" Y/n just face it you're not going to leave me EVER"

And done I hope you all enjoyed my first ever yandere headcanons along with the little edit and the addition as always stay safe stay cool and most importantly stay on the nice side my dudes peace ✌️

[skyzerkarma]

Request Rules + Fandoms

please note that it may take me some time to get to specific requests because of my own motivation.

RULES

You may only request up to two oneshots at a time.

You may request any characters from the fandoms listed below. There are no restrictions for that aside from the fact that I will only write child characters in platonic oneshots.

You may not request from a fandom that is not listed below.

I will not write smut/lemons.

I will do Yandere content, assuming it confines to the prior restriction.

I will not write anything besides oneshots. Do not ask for headcannons, imagines, etc.

I only write x Reader content.

I will write for female, male, and non-binary readers. But you must be specific in what you want when you request, otherwise it defaults to non-binary.

I will write polyamorous relationships, as well as any other lgbtq+ relating content.

Respond to this post or message me your request

FANDOMS

Avatar the Last Airbender

Castle (TV Show)

Demon Slayer

Divergent

Fablehaven/Dragonwatch

Genshin Impact

Harry Potter (Including Hogwarts Legacy and Hogwarts Mystery)

Jujutsu Kaisen

Lego Monkie Kid

Lord of the Rings

Marvel Cinematic Universe

My Hero Academia

One Piece

Percy Jackson

Pokémon

Psych

Splatoon

Stardew Valley

Tales of Arcadia

The Dragon Prince

The Hobbit

The Legend of Korra

Total Drama

more may be added later..

[crump-laude]

here’s something a little experimental for me, a second person POV fic about Captain 3 (x Reader) where she/they have a nightmare in the middle of the night y/n and pronouns are not used to refer to the POV/reader at all and I suppose it’s x reader, though it’s super imposable as anyone, I would think? i will tag it that this is unusual compared to the things I normally write but i’ve always had a soft spot for it I hope you enjoy this cringe ass work :3

[amphibiahawks321]

M!Reader : Callie dear I'm so sorry! I didn't know it was your bag of chips (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥)

Callie : Accepting an Apology is for the weaks! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[M!Reader about to tear up]

Callie : .....

[Immediately hugs M!Reader]

Callie : I'm one of them Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Callie : please don't cry my inkling i'm sorry!

M!Reader : I promise to buy you another chip bag!

Callie : As long as you're not sad I'm happy with anything (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[Whispers to M!Reader]

But buy me the octopus flavor

M!Reader : [chuckles] you got it!

[kyeskorner]

hmmmmmmmm

callie or acht or shiver x !human reader hcs?

i've been writing some stuff in that vein myself because i have a complete weak spot for crushing existentialism and worldly grief vs. indomitable MWAH and the idea of living on and i wonder how others see the vision....

like, everything i love could burn in holy fire tomorrow and i would still get up if any damn talking sea creature said i had to keep balling

oh anonymous... why ask for one character when you can GET ALL THREE!!! I have never done a human reader before in the splatoon universe but IMA GIVE IT A SHOT!!!!

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CALLIE, SHIVER, AND ACHT X HUMAN!READER

(sorry no gif for now!)

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CALLIE

(oh hey there's the gif!)

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Okay these are all basically gonna start the same

Oh and also they speak English too.

I feel like she would stumble upon some cryopods and you are stored in them

She would be like "Oooh what's this button do?"

She clicks it, and out falls you!!!

It takes you a bit to come to...

"H-huh...? Who are you...?"

"OMG!! A new friend!!! Hi, I'm Callie! And you are??"

"W-wait... what's going on...? What year is it?"

"Oh! It's, uh... 14024, why?"

"WHAT?!"

She is confused why you're so distraught.

"O-oh god... what about my family...? My friends? What's... are they-"

"Heyyyy, let's not think about that right now! Here, come with me!"

She is very good at distracting you from the Thoughts of Despair™.

She gets you home and welcomes you with open arms. Literally.... she gave you a hug if you accepted it

Immediately gets you a drink and something to eat. Being frozen for 12000 years must have you famished!

"If you need anything, I'll be in the other room!"

You adjust to your new life, and soon you guys get together!!! Yay!!!

One thing she absolutely loves to do btw

She loves to ruffle your hair

She never was able to do anything like that

"Haha! Your hair is all messy now! But you look really cute too :3"

This girl singlehandedly got you adjusted to the new world

And she even delayed inevitable feelings of demise???

She slays honestly

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SHIVER

(shiver is gonna use she/they!)

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"..."

"..."

"FRYE, BIG MAN, I THINK I FOUND OURSELVES TREASURE"

Wow, waking up and already being called treasure? Impressive

You place your hands on your head.

"This is all a dream, right??? Like- hah- I'm gonna wake up any moment now."

"This is a dream... for us! Come on guys, help them up!"

Shiver brought you home. They sat you down and clap their hands together.

"Tell me your story. I can tell you aren't an Inkling or Octoling- or anything I've seen before."

You tell her your story, and how you ended up in the cryopod. You let out a laugh... but she can tell it's not cause it's funny.

"...My, you poor thing. I can't even imagine what it's like to go through that."

"...They're all gone. I'm... never gonna see them again..."

Shiver reaches her hand forward and stops.

"Sorry. Is it... alright if I put my hand on your shoulder?"

"...Go ahead..."

They do that.

"Hey, look at me."

You look at her red eyes...

"We're gonna get through this. Me, Frye, and Big Man will help you. After all, that's what Deep Cut does. Help those in need."

"...T-thank you... I-I-"

You burst out into a sob. You pull Shiver into a hug, sobbing into them.

"A-ah! There- there... it's... we'll get through this!"

They are terrible at comfort.

Once again, you adjust to your new life.

Shiver laughed a bit at seeing your reaction to Master Mega.

If they see you getting nervous or near another crisis, they will hold your hand and squeeze it.

It always gets you out of that funk.

Sure, your first meeting was awkward, but you're so thankful to have her in your life.

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ACHT

(why is this gif so slow) (also acht will use they/them!!! im still deciding on my headcanon for them but for now, they and thems willdo)

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They... actually emphasize with you!

They know what it's like to spend a time locked away from society.

After all, they had no mind of their own for awhile...

Acht shares about their time in the Metro, and you share about your time before being frozen.

"Do you think there's any remnants of your time?"

"I doubt it... I think you'd really like the music from my time."

"Hah, I'd bet so."

Acht would definitely ask to sample your human voice. It's unlike anything they've ever heard before.

That's how you two spend most of your time, honestly.

Listening to music... it reminds you of the old times.

They notice you tearing up one time.

"You okay?"

"This just... reminds me of the old times... before everything."

"We can stop if you want-"

"N-no! It's fine... really... just. Feeling nostalgic is all!"

You let out an awkward chuckle. Acht pauses the music.

"Take a breather. Let's go get you some water."

They help you up, and bring you to get some water.

You drink it, and they look at you.

"Better?"

"A-a little..."

They smirk a tiny bit, before opening up their arms.

You stare at them, confused.

"Well... I just thought... hugs would help. It's something I learned up here-"

You quickly hug them back. They wrap their arms around you.

"Heh. You needed this."

"I really did... thank you..."

You feel safe in Acht's arms.

Maybe this new world... isn't so bad after all.

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TADAHHHH!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE THIS, SORRY IF IT'S KINDA DOO DOO THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! BUT RAGHHHH THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT AND THEIR SQUID/OCTO PARTNER PREVAILS!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING :3c

[ablobwhowrites]

Yandere splatoon (also maybe lethal company cause I really don't know) shitposts and rambles

Idol m/n: “man, this is a good life, hopefully I get to have a good concert with deep cut and nothing bad happens” *ominous boss music starts playing*

Grizzco worker y/n: "hope this much salmon eggs makes quot-...a?"

*three lethal company employees look at grizzco worker y/n* "oh you must be the new guy, where's your helmet?"

Grizzco worker y/n: "...well I still need the money.....hi new coworkers!"

I sometimes think about this but but what if idol y/n or m/n didn’t follow marina out, what if they stayed. Would they still find a way out or would that be the last they would see of marina not knowing if she’ll be okay or not?

Also in a alternate timeline idol y/n gets sanitized and then never comes back out on the surface as this the bad ending but there’s a worse ending but I’ll keep that for later. Also I’m working on a small short story for vehicon m/n and I might post it in like a week or two.

Also here’s a little pressure shitpost

Sebastian: “well welcome ne…what the fuck?”

Grizzco worker y/n: “I’m just as confused as you are”

Grizzco worker y/n: “I’m just here to get paid, I don’t really care what happens”

Expendable: “…dude…what do you mean getting paid?”

Y/n: “….wait…where not getting paid? THEN HOW THE FUCK AMD I HERE!?!”

I honestly love putting other y/n’s and m/n’s in the wrong universe like how lethal company y/n is in the splatoon universe and expendable m/n is in doors.

[spaghettitm]

THANK YOU THANK YOU AHH I’m glad you enjoy them !!! If it isn’t too much trouble, I have ANOTHA idea in mind…

Headcanons for any of the idols and/or Acht X Reader with their first kiss!! Totally up to you who you choose, I don’t mind! I hope you have a great day :D

anon you give me no choice but to write every idol again (i didnt write acht because i forgot to oopsies

I DONT KNOW WHY MARIE'S IS SO .... @///@

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🩷Callie🎀

I'll start out by saying she is a REALLY good kisser.

She had kissed you on the cheek or forehead before you where dating from time to time, but she always saw it as a way of her showing affection

Your first KISS kiss was slow and gentle

It felt like heaven, her soft lips tenderly pressing against yours... WOOHOO

Afterwards, she kind of gazes at you in awe.

She gives a giddy giggle and plants littles kisses all over your face (definitely leaving lipstick all over you!)

💚Marie❇️

You two had gone on 5 or 6 dates before kissing was even an option

She straddles your lap, starting out slow.

it soon leads to a sloppy makeout sesh

you're both rolling around basically, she's on top, then your on top, and so on and so forth.

before it could lead into anything... else... she hits you with

❇️ : “ ...You'll need to take me out on a few more dinners and we can continue this ehehe ”

💖Pearl👑

To be honest, her kiss was mediocre at first.

Don't get me wrong, it was a loving moment between you two! Though, their lips were a bit chapped.

You inform her about her lips, which caught her by surprise.

She immediately applies chapstick, cursing under her breath to herself that she didn't BEFORE the kiss

This will definitely be a funny story to reminisce about with her later in the relationship!

🩵Marina🎧

She was super nervous to kiss you

Marina had to prep herself ALL DAY

You had to instigate the kiss, leaning in first, cupping her cheek etc etc

It took her a solid minute to register that you in fact where about to kiss her

Though, when You do eventually kiss her she's all in.

She holds your waist, and twirls your tentacles/hair

💙Shiver🦈

they're really bad at kissing

despite them being a 24 year old person, they've never kissed anyone EVER.

You had to show them how to kiss you

Shiver held your hand the entire time though, as if that helped at all

🧡Frye🍤

She'd let you sit in her lap for the kiss.

She struggles to keep a serious tone, making jokes the entire time.

Frye is the type of person to go *kiss* hi:) *kiss* hi:) *kiss* hi:) *kiss* hi:)

They're pretty good at kissing, for someone with not a lot of exsperience

Her teeth got in the way a little bit though

They hold onto your waist, rubbing your back slowly :333

🩶Big Man🀄

Ay ay!

Ay!

Ay ay ay ay... ay ay ayyyy!

ay ay ay~

AAAAAYYYYY.... ay.

[silly-in-my-room]

YIPPEEEEEEEE FIRST REQUEST!!!!! @theanonbooger deepest apologies I took so long, school, varying amounts of procrastination, and this years marching band season ending have had me in a chokehold 😭

Fandom: Splatoon/Coroika

Characters: Army, very affectionate Reader

Warnings: Just the pining in the beginning, River is sobbing me thinks

Army word vomit 🫶

His ass feels SO loved by you please know that.

He was soooo so flustered when you first started getting more affectionate with him, especially early on when he was still trying to cope with his feelings, and to be perfectly honest, he still is to this day.

Early on, his face would always get really warm and his words would get a tad bit stuttered depending on what kind of affectionate action you’re doing, I mean look at that man and tell me he wouldn’t be caught at least a little off guard for a while at even simple affections.

It was so much worse in the beginning when he was just catching onto his growing feelings. What was he supposed to do with this information, he never thought to be prepared for this kind of situation!

Over time, he got more used to your affections and was able to better contain his feelings better, well I mean the best he physically can. He’s quite the expressive person, so it’s second nature for him to showcase just how much he loves you and your affectionate nature.

To put it simply, it’s just one of the many things he adores about you!

Admittedly so, there are times where something you say will fly right over his head and he lays in bed that night realizing you were flirting with him. Or someone points it out and he has that moment of clarity and you can see him quickly piece it together and silently scream. Or outwardly. He typically paces around his room and probably overthinks it.

He doesn’t mind at all when you’re affectionate with him- it’s getting used to the giant doses of love you give he has to get used to, he loves it, he really does, just have a little mercy won’t you? The poor guy isn’t used to this just yet.

As he adjusts, he starts being able to, as he seems it, properly show you affection to give you the love you deserve, simple things like hugging back properly after you tackle him, instinctively linking your arms in a crowded area, mentioning how you look lovely with your new hair clip, practically taking you on a date to that restaurant you mentioned wanting to go to and insisting on paying- he’s courting you is what I’m saying.

After the two of you officially start dating, he’s more affectionate as he now knows for certain you don’t mind it and reciprocate his feelings. Your relationship is often described as akin to a married couple, even before you guys dated.

He has an affinity for giving you kisses on your hand or wrist, as for your face he enjoys lip or cheek kisses! He’ll tell you not to get too carried way as to not ruin his face paint, but your kisses are just bliss, so he has a tendency to give in a little too often when it comes to you.

You somehow haven’t caused him to be late to a single meeting, he’s always either scarily on time or early, but y’all always get your kisses in before one of you have to leave for something!

You love giving him kisses, a greeting kiss, a kiss goodbye, a congratulatory kiss, a post battle kiss, a good luck kiss, and I think just kisses in general, and he loves them too. Often times, he enjoys kissing your hand or wrist when parting or taking you out someplace, he keeps in mind what kinds of kisses you seem to prefer which is honestly so sweet of him!

Conclusion? He loves you, he loves the affection you give, and he loves giving that affection right back. I think you two should just propose already lmao.

[milkcookiekin]

aloha x reader x mask

- these two are always fighting for your attention and your affection, it’s just that mask is more quiet about it. not subtle, just quiet.

- whenever aloha sees you with mask, he always makes a snide remark on how you should be spending time with him instead of him.

- when mask sees you with aloha, he’s giving him side eyes and judging him any chance he can get, telling him how his hair’s a mess or how he looks like he hasn’t showered.

- aloha loves inviting you to parties, but if you even think of bringing mask as a plus one, he will whisk you away and have you pick the music as a way of distracting you from him.

- mask will probably take you away to play some video games when aloha’s not looking. that doesn’t mean he’s letting you win, especially at mario kart.

- showers you with gifts and loves complimenting you.

- does favors for you and loves spending time with you.

- aloha will give you sweet, cheesy nicknames like “beautiful”, “sweetheart” and “angel”, just to mess with you.

- mask wants to give you cute nicknames but gets too nervous so he just calls you by your name (he’s not good with nicknames anyway.)

- aloha gave you a halloween-themed bat plushie.

- mask gave you a christmas-themed penguin plushie.

(they both got into an argument after they found each other out)

[solkteaa]

Hiiii! How are you ?

I Hope you had a good day. I saw your post about taking requests and wanted to request something :)

So my idea was like being Marie’s s/o ( so a x reader story ) that behaves like an old person as in hobby’s and such. This is like kinda based on the comment Callie makes on Marie’s hair…

Preferably I would like a gn!reader but you do as your comfortable I don’t really care! + you don’t have to take this if you don’t want to

Being Marie's S/O, but she has old lady habits.

[Author's note; I literally forgot about this, sorry!1!!! I didn't know how to put this into a story, so instead enjoy the head cannons]

Grrr I love doing these they're so fun

MARIE, who has one of those small beaded coin pouches

She used to collect these pouches and shows them off to you, but now she learned how to make them and even made you one!

She has one for coins and one for those little candies most grandmother always had.

She mainly keeps those strawberry ones and butterscotch ones.

She munches on them before concerts.

MARIE, who has all this money and could get a fancy, brand new Bugatti if she wanted but instead has a 2011 Volkswagen that she refuses to get rid of.

When you first saw her car it caught you off guard. I mean, she's definitely pretty wealthy but it doese make since she's not pretty materialistic, given her personality. Though you'd think she'd at least get a newer model.

When you asked her about why she hasn't gotten a new car yet, she felt judged.

"If you have a problem with my 2011 Volkswagen named Beatrice, you can get out and walk."

Don't judge her car she will fight you over it.

MARIE, who sits on the patio with her little "Fish in the area wants me" mug in her hands every morning.

It's her own little ritual she does.

Every now and then she'll ask you to sit with her, which is a honor as usually she doesn't want anyone to bother her or near her when she does this.

MARIE, who bakes

this originally started because growing up she would make cakes for her parents for their birthdays. To perfect her recipes she would bake everyday until it was were she liked it.

Now it's became a habit.

Considering your her S/O, she'll randomly bake for you.

It's not too rare for you to come home and there will be a fresh batch of cupcakes or brownies waiting for you!

She'll also pull you out of whatever your doing just to taste test for her.

"Marie, I'm in the middle of a turf battl-"

"I don't care, I need you the try this icing."

Just make sure your home when she's experimenting.

MARIE, who gardens in her freetime.

she's always had a green thumb for plants, but I'd like to think the one thing she can't keep alive is orchids.

It's just simply to hard not to overwater them, or give them too much sunlight.

Worse part, they're her favorite flower.

Don't give her orchids, she'll cry.

MARIE, also has a garden in her backyard and plants out through her house.

Her worse fear is being on tour for a month or more and coming back and her plants are dead.

So she begs you to check up on them for her!

Just keep in mind, you kill her plants, she'll kill you.

You swear she gives more love too her goddamn flowers than you at times, but as long as she's happy!!

MARIE, who's bedtime is strictly 7pm.

if she stays up any longer she's a moody and slightly clingy mess.

MARIE, who crochets.

She has many quilts and sweaters she's made.

She would make some custom just for you, but that's too much effort so instead she let's you have some of the ones she already made.

She's also tried sowing.

She kept on poking her fingers over and over again and had enough.

It looked like a murder scene and she'd went through a whole pack of bandaids.

So much for those expensive ass fabrics she bought to make you something.

Never again.

[Unfortunately ran out of ideas but this was fun anyways. Thanks for requesting!!!]