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Calculators, Splaks Standard Functional Desktop Calculators Solar and AA Battery Dual Power Electronic Basic Calculator with 12-Digit Large Display for Office, Home, School (1 Pink)
Calculators, Splaks Standard Functional Desktop Calculators Solar and AA Battery Dual Power Electronic Basic Calculator with 12-Digit Large Display for Office, Home, School (1 Pink)
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LITERARY: Dyesebel
Noon, pangarap kong maging isang sirena. Maganda, nababalot ng misteryo, at ubod ng hiwaga. Ang mga buntot nilang kulay ay iba’t iba, Mayroong berde, rosas—madalas ay kumikinang-kinang pa. Isang araw, tinanong ni lola, “Anong gusto mong maging sa ’yong paglaki?” “Isang sirena!”, sagot ko, pinapakita ang mga bunging ipin sa aking ngiti.
Tuwing nasa bakasyunan kami na mayroong pool, Isa ako sa mga unang nagtatampisaw at lumulusong sa tubig. Pinagdidikit ang aking mga binti at sumisisid na tila may buntot na kinokontrol. Walang talab sa akin kahit pa nanginginig na sa lamig. Umiikot-ikot, tumatambling-tambling sa malalim na bahagi, Pasukan man ng tubig sa ilong, mababad sa chlorine ang mata—saya ko’y bukod-tangi!
Paboritong karakter ko sa Disney si Ariel, Ngunit imbis na tulad niyang nais pumunta sa lupa at tumuklas ng mga tanawin, Pakiramdam kong pagtira sa dagat bilang isang ganap na sirena ang aking papel. Bukod sa paglangoy, pagkanta ay isa rin sa mga paborito kong gawain. Matapos ikondisyon ang lalamunan kasabay ng malalim na paghinga, Hinuhuni ko ang tonong inaawit ni Ariel sa pelikula, damang-dama ang pagkanta.
Isang araw, sinalubong ako ng magandang balita ni Tatay. Sa bakasyon daw ang unang beses na kami’y babyahe papunta sa dagat. Sabik na sabik ako! Iniisip ko na ang mga dadalhing bagay. Kailangan ko ng sunblock para ‘di masunog ang aking balat! At cute na swimsuit para maging isang magandang sirena na ako! Heto na, maabot ko na rin ang pangarap na kay lola’y aking pinangako.
Pagdating sa resort, agad akong tumakbo papunta sa tubig. Sa wakas, nakarating na rin sa aking magiging tahanan! Ang maalat na hangin at pagbagsak ng alon ang dumaan sa pandinig, Inaakit na akong lumusong sa malawak na karagatan. Splak! Malakas ang pag-dive ko sa tubig, nalimutan na ang bilin sa akin na maghunos-dili. Ngunit noong minulat ko ang mga mata sa ilalim, naku! Napakahapdi!
Kumaripas ako paahon mula sa dagat, Umiiyak na tumakbo sa aking nanay habang pinupunasan ang luha. Ang sakit! Sa bawat pagpunas ng mata, mga patak ng tubig-alat ay mas kumalat. Ang buhok ko rin ay tumigas, tila may pugad na sa itaas ng aking mukha. Ayoko nang maging isang sirena, hindi naman sila kahanga-hanga! Sa susunod, mas gugustuhin ko na lang maging isang prinsesa!
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list of clone troopers from star wars form fandom.com
Ablon Adeng Alver Ammass Apper Arcanst Arper Astatery Astatfor Astie Astiony Atchess Attann Attle Avock Backs Ballots Banctans Barliema Barlii Barris Bashi Basse Bastroop Batch Battau Bellut Belvaull Besief Bethit Better Bling Blorn Bodyrel Bogeadv Bogmazy Bogutaav Boida Boild Bolus Boophaw Bothawn Botiego Botsh Bounidav Brayk Bredii Breer Brester Bropkick Brost Bylongan Bylow Camma Cammer Candomet Canks Capots Capsiot Cargus Cassar Casser Cator Chain Chara Charsh Chess Choupeck Chrevis Chrings Ciank Clasho Cleam Cloroth Closioth Clughth Clurbes Colsull Colut Comegard Comer Comliust Commer Compatis Coper Coringan Corns Crafel Cravo Croot Cruell Daarguel Daven Davenc David Dawuines Deadsio Denno Devaan Deyod Dicker Dionengs Dionst Diont Doric Draikan Draird Drazy Droge Dyref Eigge Enark Enatrust Entoak Entor Entros Epunche Eyeron Fainfa Fainly Fairow Fairt Fattiton Fican Ficky Figer Fight Finch Finker Fintrank Fireker Fireno Flacc Flace Flack Flamm Flamp Flampy Flanc Flassill Flast Floody Flotan Flybyler Formtrek Freem Frexce Frothawk Fynda Gafet Gaffand Galvo Ganks Geamp Ghridge Ghtnings Gliito Gother Gredo Gremy Grexce Groghr Guara Gunita Gyncher Hadda Hamikit Hamplass Harclur Heamer Heven Hitch Hockeel Homer Hompy Horen Horrist Hotar Hunaxer Hypoince Hypota Iiter Inaddals Incet Incho Inste Ivent Jagin Jayalsix Jesteadv Jestrak Jininke Jocks Jumadoga Jumag Jumber Jusca Kadevals Kadey Kanten Kapava Kaptaa Kassioth Kayarps Keffo Kiellus Kieucko Kilon Kiraceta Kixer Klief Kourider Kouthez Landsis Leatio Lockeye Lonsta Losixer Lucker Macer Malphez Manky Marfir Marrage Medenarg Mentit Merak Meron Mettle Miker Moope Mozne Munino Nacelven Nebury Nesold Neyellie Nidel Nilowzer Nindomee Noban Nobii Noghn Noryle Oaddak Oader Oaliilit Offal Offord Olfir Omeel Omegs Omidge Oppoth Ordcalle Orgeoner Ority Packohot Pands Parre Patchai Peema Phsin Piloss Pitak Plashpo Poidogma Potshil Preld Pripio Proil Prows Prudi Pubar Publongs Pullug Punce Quadeye Qualvo Quark Racks Raika Ramme Rancel Redged Reenneye Reepare Rennew Rhoth Rodic Roink Rolut Rooke Roommuzz Rostrin Rylony Ryloon Sabob Salor Sarger Sarine Sariss Sarmat Scirs Scomer Scommen Scons Scrawk Scuebace Scyth Secia Secit Secks Seker Sepuble Shaos Shast Shatter Shavo Sheta Shill Shorn Shypolt Silfice Sketa Slimixer Sliter Slity Slunce Sluri Slutu Spadenn Spadicel Spanda Sparr Spatam Spatis Spatt Spaum Speno Splak Sprenc Sprion Squaris Squilow Stalick Stanks Stards Stenonds Stice Stictice Stifires Stifix Stitch Stoake Stonnet Storrir Suards Sulasser Suller Sulsui Swinx Tacat Taizappe Tandawn Taner Tanzag Tareer Tatoke Tearr Tetinack Thami Thawk Thiatorg Thing Thivilon Thons Thordo Throyell Tiremy Toake Tokeer Tonno Toody Tored Torgut Torit Torrir Tracard Tracat Tracc Trackle Trameden Tratch Tratt Tredic Treng Tridgeon Triped Troye Trudiver Tryndox Tuarge Tucitu Turace Twiller Twillust Twize Ukilvo Unner Valak Valex Valice Valink Vancer Vandii Vauls Verot Vidbace Vidka Vijaa Vilfir Visood Wanaree Waris Warys Waviii Welles Welli Whird Whivider Winlyby Witer Wolder Wooper Wrecubar Wreding Wreek Wreeps Wreer Wremoup Xuthess Zireadv Zireye
same thing but shorter names
Acker Ade Ail Aitz Amed Ance Arge Arger Ars Ashawk Asma Astech Bace Backer Backs Bal Ban Bance Bane Bar Barge Bashpo Baster Bayl Ber Bii Biii Blashe Blio Bobi Bod Boo Bood Boom Boot Bor Bot Botie Bots Bounto Brashi Breek Breel Breena Brexce Breyeb Bridox Broy Bull Cad Cal Calimp Cam Carch Cass Cast Catar Catchr Cedor Chai Chatte Chawn Che Chirc Choter Cipe Cirev Ciron Cirst Citant Cless Clevau Cley Clig Clins Clon Clorn Clota Colfpa Com Comer Comlia Con Coner Cor Corrt Cran Crawk Cree Crol Cry Dalt Dard Darvy Ddak Ddevet Delva Dent Der Deven Dic Dii Dive Dog Doge Domine Dommer Domran Droped Dross Edo Enarc Enc Enne Eno Ent Enter Entifi Esty Everm Eville Facker Faing Fal Fata Fet Fill Fineed Fira Firayk Fire Firet Fix Flaa Flank Flast Fle For Forbek Foris Forps Fremag Frest Furyl Gaft Gammag Gance Gead Geaker Geo Ger Gerash Get Geyel Glia Gre Greeka Gren Guarc Gue Gunine Gut Gyn Haoss Hatter Hawn Hawui Heo Her Het Hockef Homish Homme Hon Hoper Horneb Hotho Houper Huni Hunne Hype Ike Inden Ing Jagion Jain Jayal Jed Jeker Jesta Jum Jus Kaleak Kam Kammer Kap Kaper Kapold Kark Kayk Kic Kift Kiluca Kir Kirch Kixe Klege Kot Kotace Koup Koura Kup Kutter Las Ler Leuck Lia Liedo Liid Linin Litz Lon Loss Luck Macks Man Marc Mastor Mattle Med Mego Mins Mirt Mon Mone Mont Mor Muum Nacc Nader Nan Navo Negent Nego Nild Nince Nintra Noneen Nov Nut Oad Olfix Oper Ophir Opper Ord Oznew Pane Panker Pann Pard Pat Pata Pion Plast Platim Pon Prid Pro Pross Proyar Psil Psis Pull Pun Qiide Qiii Quader Race Rack Racker Radel Rank Rantra Rap Reamer Redge Redo Reer Res Reye Rion Ris Rka Rks Roider Ronte Rope Rose Ryn Salth Sand Santer Sar Sara Sarec Sarks Scomer Scor Scort Sec See Shane Shir Sho Shony Shoo Shoper Sia Sinobi Sion Sione Sis Sixer Skefox Sker Skil Sla Sliida Slion Sni Snin Spe Spo Spone Spont Squi Squo Stag Stal Stard Stel Ster Stio Stleva Sto Storr Strid Sty Swole Taan Tack Tactal Taka Talcon Tance Tapped Teader Teadv Tels Temp Tence Ter Terbet Thec Theon Thev Thi Thirex Thon Thood Thred Thri Thris Toaka Tokell Ton Toos Toriid Tra Tracke Trag Trant Travo Trayl Tre Treger Trica Trighn Triner Tristy Tro Troal Tron Troot Tros Tucia Tuper Turan Twilow Twity Tyl Ukion Umater Uncer Undsil Upecia Uper Vad Valer Valthe Van Vaner Vantem Vashar Ver Veste Vidge Ving Visec Vist Warfi Welun Wifixx Win Witch Wizak Wre Wrem Wren Wyle Xon Xuth Yer Yov Zarty Zeell Zef Zeffix Zek Zer Zircar Zirem Zirsh
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SPLAKS USB Ladegerät 4-Port 40W 5V/8A Wall Charger Netzteil Schnell Aufladen für iPhone 12/SE/11/6/7/8/Plus/X/Xs/Xs Max/XR iPad Galaxy S7/Edge/8/9/Plus Bluetooth/Tragbare Geräte usw. -Weiß
SPLAKS USB Ladegerät 4-Port 40W 5V/8A Wall Charger Netzteil Schnell Aufladen für iPhone 12/SE/11/6/7/8/Plus/X/Xs/Xs Max/XR iPad Galaxy S7/Edge/8/9/Plus Bluetooth/Tragbare Geräte usw. -Weiß
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SPLAK! (by Gil Kane & John Romita from Amazing Spider-Man #123, 1973)
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SPLAK! Hello everyone, happy December, this year went by so fast and there's still so much to do. I'm finally finished with the pages for Eel volume 3 and am now working on fine tuning the extras for the final book. I'm HOPING I'll have it ready for Momocon Winterfest on Dec. 18-19, but it might be too late, I took too long TwT
Thank you everyone for reading and commenting, I really hope you enjoy this story and hello to all the new readers! You can also follow my art and other nonsense on social media at @jorgesantiagojr on Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, and Artfol, as well as @jorgesantiagojrcomics on TikTok!
#curse of the eel#comics#horror#ink#horror comics#indie comics#indie#weird#body horror#lovecraftian horror#monster#bullying#ink comics
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Which Glasses are Best for Night Driving?
Many factors can put you at risk when driving at night: low light, rain, evening glare, car headlights, and especially at night, which is usually lower visibility.
The main feature of such glasses is to provide better comfort to those who use vehicles. This is because they reduce unwanted reflections from the streets and other factors that could put your night driving at risk.
Best Glasses for Night Driving
DriveSafe Zeiss
If you need prescription lenses, DriveSafe Zeiss lenses have been specially developed with a range of night driving glasses. The technology applied by them takes into account pupil size in low light conditions.
Also, it features processes that reduce the sensation of glare by up to 64% and a design that facilitates the change of focus between the instrument cluster and the car's mirrors.
These glasses are available as conventional glasses (for those with nearsightedness and astigmatism) and progressive (multifocal) glasses for those with presbyopia.
Bloomoak
Thanks to the half-frame, Bloomoak glasses appear very light on the face and are also very lightweight, thanks to the ultra-light metal. It has yellow, polarized lenses and a UVA/UVB protection filter. Flexible spring hinges fit different face sizes, and non-slip strap covers made of silicone offer comfort.
Customers of these glasses are convinced of the quality and confirm the clearer vision and the improvement of nighttime outdoor vision.
Zillertal
Polarized Zillerate glasses are versatile, ideal for driving, cycling, golfing, fishing, running, sailing, skiing. The lightweight frame is sturdy and flexible. The lenses are scratch and impact resistant and offer UV protection. Accessories include an excellent patterned hard case and clip, eyeglass strap and a microfiber cleaning cloth.
Splaks
Splaks is another easy-to-use option. Glasses are for drivers and are comfortable. It is also suitable for unisex use. It is made of highly scratch-resistant material, which means high quality.
Users say it's convenient if you have an attachment that you can easily fold up when you no longer need it in a tunnel, for example. This attachment also fits glasses that other extensions are not compatible with. When working with computers, it can even reduce eye strain as it reduces the blue component of the light.
Boolavard
Boolavard night vision goggles are an apparatus that is worn over existing spectacles and corrected. The frame is highly flexible, durable and light. Yellow lenses are polarized and manufactured to ISO standards, and the frame is made of black plastic.
Do Blue Light Glasses Help with Night Driving?
Blue light glasses are very good in daylight or the harmful lights of computer screens. You can reduce the harmful effects of blue light. Made to deal with the glare from the sun and the damages of computer screens; however, it is not specifically designed to improve night vision.
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dear god
a list of officially sanctioned vulcan names as of May, 1965
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Egészen szürreális levél egy egyébként teljesen semleges témában, ijesztő látlelet arról, hogy a kishitleréknek milyen szinten vannak a már felső szintű káderei is. A levelet egy, állítólag doktorátussal helyettes államtitkár írta. Az Airportal fekete humorát dicséri, hogy változatlan formában közreadták a remekművet.
“De az milyen már, amikor” - Mondatkezdés egy sajtónak eljuttatott levélben.
“Merthogy ebből könnyen juthat arra a következtetésre az egyszerű ember, hogy mi, magyarok mintha kevésbé lennénk fontosak.“ - Ha egy multi egyenletes színvonalat produkál több országban, és ebből az egyenletes színvonalból Magyarország lóg ki (lefelé), akkor én ebből biztosan nem azt a következtetést vonnám le, hogy a multi nem szereti a magyarokat, hanem azt, hogy Magyarországon van valami alapvető probléma (az már részletkérdés, hogy ez micsoda, alkalmatlan, rosszul képzett a munkaerő, vagy éppen nincsen versenyhelyzetben a repülőtér, pl. mert Tököl még mindig nem fogadhat utasszállítókat, Ferihegy 1 -et megépítették, majd pár évre rá bezárták, és azóta se nyílt újra, vagy mert kiszámíthatatlan a környezet, emiatt nem mernek komoly invesztícióba kezdeni stb.)
“se lift, se mozgólépcső, ahogy bárhol Európában” - Ez különösen pikánsan hangzik annak tükrében, hogy a liftek üzemeltetése és karbantartása milyen sikertörténet pl. az agglomerációs közlekedésben szintén érdekelt MÁV állomásain. Bónusz pont az európázásért.
“...az Arlanda repülőtéren Stockholmban, ahol rögtön az érkezésnél híres svéd művészek, sportolók, nemzeti büszkeségek fogadják az oda látogatót. Mások mellett Björn Borg, Ingmar Bergman, Sarah Sjöström és az ABBA tekint ránk mosolyogva a falról, óriásplakát méretben” - azt mondanom sem kell, ha Ferihegyen ilyen lenne, a jelenlegi garnitúra kb. első dolga lenne a plakát lecserélése rendszerhű arcokra, oszt nézhetnéd a Wass Alberttől Nagy Feróig terjedő jobboldali panoptikumot.
“Évi 80 milliárdos bevétel mellett tényleg pont arra nem jut pénz, hogy itt egy rendes bejárat és egy rámpa legyen?” - Ha az a rámpa megépülne (az OTÉK előírásai szerint, természetesen) akkor mindenki azon röhögne, hogy ezt hogy lehetett így elbaszni. Ma szabályos rámpát építeni gyakorlatilag lehetetlen, így nem szerencsés ennek a számonkérése.)
“Ha eddig nem érdekelte ez a repteret, majd épp most fogja?” - Repülőteret építeni nem egy-két éves elköteleződés, Ferihegynek elég nagy érvágás volt a válság, majd a Malév bedőlése (ahhoz mintha lenne köze a Fidesznek is), én ezt elég meggyőző oknak tartom, hogy az elmúlt években ne fejlesszenek.
PS egyébként a témáért kvázi felelős apparátcsikként én nem a területen dolgozók becsmérlését, hanem a támogatásukat tartanám fő feladatként, de sajnos a magyar bürokráciában “dolgozók” számára mára teljesen általánossá vált az a szemlélet, hogy az ország rajtuk kívül eső része nem másért létezik, mint az ő szórakoztatásukért.
Annak idején volt a Commodore Világ, abban volt egy megalevél-rovat, ez kb. oda illik.
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There was a party going on.
Optimus wasn’t one for partying, but sometimes he liked to sit nearby and watch everyone. It was interesting to see how everyone acted when they were buzzed and happy, how the groups sorted themselves out and interacted with others.
The medics were off to one side, complaining at each other and anyone who would listen about idiots and idiotic medical cases, thoroughly enjoying their complaining. Except Acus, who was pressed tight to Scalpel’s side, silent but awake and watching. Poor mech didn’t socialize much in larger groups, he just sat and listened. Maybe that was socializing for him, Optimus didn’t know. He seemed happy, and Scalpel wouldn’t be here with him if he wasn’t.
Over by the bar, Swerve and the silver-green limb bundle of Duo were chattering chemical formulas around a strange, twisty apparatus, evidently distilling or mixing or chemically altering something. It was probably supposed to be a drink. If Swerve was involved, it was most likely a drink. Hopefully they’d remember to keep in mind that others couldn’t drink quite the variety of things that Duo could.
And, that was unusual- everyone past a certain size had grouped into one part of the room. Avalon was in the group as well, oddly for him, though he’d fit himself into a corner rather than getting involved in the literal, friendly shoulder-bumping of the rest.
Something else unusual; someone being thrown through the air. That almost never happened.
Optimus stopped in surprise as a small frame zipped by him at about chassis height, hitting the wall opposite the group with a rather amusing splak sound. It would have been concerning, except that the mech –oh, that was Hijack, wasn’t it?- stuck to the wall on a hastily-painted target, looking thoroughly unconcerned. Leaning back with three limbs still attached to the wall, they tapped the spot they’d hit and called “two points!” back at the audience, then dropped off the wall and trotted back over to jump into Bracer’s servos.
Well. Evidently there was a game going on. Consisting of throwing Hijack at a target on the wall. Hijack looked to be having fun, and they were genetically designed to be thrown at solid targets, but Optimus stayed where he was to watch and be sure all involved were having fun.
Hijack, giggling and tipsy but clearly aware, shifted around until their stomach was against Bracer’s palm and spread the thin, metallic flight-membrane that led from their elbows to their knees. Goggles and face mask in place, they wiggled in evident anticipation, tapping on his servo. “Go on. Hard mode!”
Bracer had clearly done this several times already, and he pulled his arm back as if to throw a dart or a model glider. As he did, Hijack shifted, spreading the membranes askew in what would probably make them spiral in flight.
Nobody got to see if Bracer could still make the shot while tipsy and on “hard mode”, though, because he sneezed right as he launched Hijack. Hijack, spiraling thanks to the tilt of their membranes, spun wildly off to the side-
And hit Optimus’ chassis with, hilariously, the exact same splak noise it produced when they hit a solid wall.
Everyone aware of the situation froze, seeming unsure how to respond, then about half the watchers started laughing. Bracer among them, apologizing through wheezy giggles, rubbing the back of his helm awkwardly but looking far too amused to be contrite.
To be fair, it was rather funny. Hijack was still splayed along Optimus’ front, stuck on by magnets and suction cups, face against Optimus’ windshield. After a nanoklik or two, they looked up at Optimus, blinking owlishly, then somehow shrugged without moving their arms. “This works.”
Optimus, still among the mechs with no idea how to respond, automatically settled a servo on Hijack’s back and attempted to pull them off. They did not come off. “Ah. I… suppose it does, for you. I will be honest, however, it is strange for me. I would prefer to return you to your game. Would you… let go?”
He might have been able to pry Hijack off if he tried, but he didn’t want to risk injuring them. They weren’t threatening him or being aggressive, they’d just stuck onto him and decided not to move. The friendly, tipsy EM field explained that reluctance- evidently they were a cuddly drunk.
Hijack blinked several times, looking around, then grinned up at Optimus and cocked his helm further. “Let go if you throw me back over. Actually- at the ceiling. Throw me at the ceiling.”
…why not? Optimus offered a tiny smile, attempting to grip Hijack’s back plating firmly enough to support them if they released their hold. “I will, however it will be difficult if you continue to hold onto me. I cannot throw myself at the ceiling, unfortunately, the Matrix does not allow me to alter physics to that degree. I also have no way to hold myself up if I were to hit the ceiling.”
Hijack slumped obligingly into Optimus’ servos, and Optimus turned them over, then brought his arm back and tossed them at the ceiling. No reason not to. At worst, he could catch them if they fell, and they probably wouldn’t fall hard enough to do any damage in any case.
The worst did not happen. Hijack hit the ceiling and stuck fast, heralded by several enthusiastic whoops from the watchers. The voiced approval only increased when Hijack began to move across the ceiling, slowly but surely, detaching one suction cup at a time and fastening it in a new place. When they were over the game-players, they let go and fell onto Bracer, ending up stuck to his shoulder.
Cute. Oddly cute for such a strange mech.
Optimus almost considered joining the game, but decided against it. Among other things, he wasn’t drunk enough to make it a fair match, nor did he particularly want to join the drinking. Not to that extent, at least. Maybe he’d go find out what Swerve and Duo were working on.
Circling around the group, Optimus made his way over to the bar counter, and heard another splak behind him. A quick glance over his shoulder revealed that, yes, Bracer had made the shot.
Good for him.
And good for Hijack, getting around the semi-understandable unease of them to make friends.
Now, what in Primus’ name were the twins doing with a bottle of glitter?
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I love drawing me some Swamp thing. Though personally, I prefer a Thinger that assumes the shapes of swamp critters, goes “SPLAK” when he plops into things, and probably fills the transmissions of bulldozers with sand. Less the Alan Moore, existential exasperation of a man-shaped vegetable spirit.
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(^^) Splaks 2.4Ghz Wireless Mobile Optical Mouse https://ift.tt/3lYlsVq
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I did a tally of “worst things that have happened to TPoH characters,” and it looks like RGB still has a higher score than Hero(I’ve probably missed some so anyone can add more): RGB- impaled by fear, nightmares twice, the idea confrontation, dying, launched into the tree, SPLAK! experience, _____, Julienne confrontation, Melody putting his hat back on, falling flat on his face, belittled by his heroes, being “straightened out,” shot, and finally banishment from the market. This tallys up to 15 points. Hero- impaled twice(fear, tree), forgotten name, nearly eaten by doubts, negative encounter, her first time dealing with the dark, her gigantic crisis in Target Audience, and recently being affected by that nightmare. That totals 8 points. I uh, hope these numbers don’t increase anytime soon.
#TPoH#The Property of Hate#RGB#Hero#encounters#fuck I'm such a procrastinator#I should be doing my homework#guess who's going to be up at 4:30 tomorrow morning
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[image id: a scanned letter. it reads:
“dear gene,
i would like to suggest that all proper names for denizens of mr. spock’s “planet vulcan” follow a set routine.
to wit: all names begin with the letters “sp” and end with the letter “k”. all names to have a total of five letters in them— no more and no less.
therefore: mr. spock aptly fits this pattern. other names would be as follows:
spook, spuck, spack, speek, spouk, spaak, spilk, spiak, spunk, spank, spink, spenk, sponk, spalk, spelk, spolk, spulk, spirk, spark, spork, sperk, spurk, spawk, spauk, speuk, spuik, spauk, splak, splik, splok, spluk, spakk, spekk, spikk, spokk, spukk, spark, sperk, spirk, spork, spurk, spxyx.
hope that the suggestions are of immense help to you. i remain,
your humble and obedient servant,
robert h. justman
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#long post#vulcans#first of all. are we not gonna talk about ‘you humble and obedient servant’#but also. what about sarek?? and solkar?? stonn??#star trek
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