#Spitfire the stunky

[stunkypilled-trainermaxxer]

I saw Spitfire and got so excited to see a shiny Pokémon (who wouldn’t? Holy shit) that I kinda just ran up and grabbed her lmao (bad idea btw) (some of the scratches got infected :<)

I caught her properly after that and we’ve been buddies ever since! (She was pretty pissy at first) (but she got used to it :>)

My darlings! How did you meet your first pokemon?

My Benjie was my eleventh birthday gift, and he’s been my partner ever since! ✨💖

[stunkypilled-trainermaxxer]

Ello! :>

Ahh I should probably make one of these lmao (took me long enough.) I'm a man of many names. Hazard, Virvir, Ollie, Stunky anon/boy, whatever the hell else you wanna call me (I don't really care :>) He/him if you're referring to me.

//(Made by @/userboxranger)

I'm a professional menace (and/or danger to society) and an amateur trainer. I have a ✨shiny✨ Stunky named Spitfire (and ive made her my entire personality), and a Misdreavus named Missy. They're my partners in crime, which is good because I'm always committing those

Whaaat the fuck else can I put. I dunno really, I'm some loser galarian guy, I travel around from time to time so that's something to look forward to :>

@act11as here yet again! This is an account ive been wanting to make for a while, and I finally caved! If you’re looking for my “hub” blog, it’s over at @battle-subway-aftershow.

Ooc posts will be tagged as such, and colored green. Triggers will be tagged '[word] tw' for consistency's sake.

This is definitely a more lighthearted blog, any plots will probably revolve around other people's stuff. Don't expect a lighthearted character though, this guy is far from that and things will be tagged accordingly.

Guidelines/Rules

Any kind of pokemon blog is free to interact! Sapient pokemon, eeby deebies, and *Most fallers are free to interact! Keep in mind I don't always get to everyone, so if I don't respond it's not personal.

*Self-insert fallers, please do not interact. "Self-insert" here means specifically "You from Real Life, except you fell into the pokemon universe." I will insta-block for this, so this is your first and last warning.

NO NSFW COMMENTS. I'm uncomfortable with this unless it's coming from me or a friend. If you send weird sexual anons, you will be blocked and mocked relentlessly.

Magic anons are off.

Pelipper Mail, un-mail, and Malice are open, but can be closed in certain circumstances. Mystery Gifts are always opened, and preferred!

Musharna mail and Musharna malice can be discussed in dms!

Tag list:

#Hazard warning :> - General post tag #[Nickname] the pokemon - Tags for Oliver's pokemon! #my ugly mug - Photos of the Hazard himself #Dodgeball Gliscord - Screenshots and other mentions of an ic private discord server! More will be added when necessary!

Anndd, his playlist, for anyone interested

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Spitfire's been napping on me all day and I havent gotten up but she finally got up and left (abandoned me :<) but ngl I kinda just wanna commit to laying in bed all day (Lazy friday lmao) (I mean what else am I gonna do)

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There’s a lotta better battlers on this website (compared to me at least) so I might start asking questions here lol (more convenient for me) (not logging onto 4 different forums)

Anyways how do life orbs work?? Are they safe? (As they can be) because I was thinking it could be good for Spitfire in the future