#Spencer wins idk what the competition was but Spencer wins

[only-one-brain-cell]

JJ meeting Will for the first time

Vs Spencer meeting his ex (hc they dated when they were in collage, they broke up due to long distance.)

[reiding-writing]

Idk if u ever write this or not but... i've been thinking abt this lately....... spencer and reader debating about "kissing is a lot more hygienic than shaking hands" and they just suddenly kiss afterwards AHHHH I DONT KNOW IF YOU GET MY POINT but thats that

ACCEPTABLE GREETINGS — SPENCER REID!

Spencer is an avid believer that kissing is a better greeting than shaking hands. You’re not convinced at his notion of it being ‘completely acceptable’, and in attempting to prove him wrong, you end up proving something else.

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a/n: here is my immediate apology for the sheer amount of angst in my last fic i love you guys please don’t hate me 🫶

“Kissing is so much more hygienic than shaking hands,”

Spencer’s expression matched his statement, confident in his assessment and unwilling to back down on his stance of not wanting to shake hands with other people.

“It’s unhygienic,” He would say, “There are hundreds of undiscovered bacterial colonies that live on people’s hands,”

“That doesn’t change the fact that kissing somebody is not an acceptable greeting Spencer,” You arbitrarily turn your swivel chair back and forth with your foot as a pivot, rolling your eyes as you lean your head over the back of your chair.

You’d been talking about this topic for almost half an hour, your file assessment of your most recent case forgotten on your desk as you debate with Spencer as he sat directly opposite you.

“Several European countries use kissing as a customary greeting,” Of course he had a rebuttal to your comment. “It actually dates back to the Romans, who, as my original statement supports, used it as a way to stop diseases from spreading between people during social greetings,”

His face told you that he was singing his own glory in his head, victory written in the small wrinkle in his eyebrow and the quirk of his smile.

If he wasn’t so cute when he looked at you like that you’re sure you would’ve found something else to say. Something to continue this debate of yours and satisfy the competitiveness riddling your brain.

But instead you opt to let him revel in his ‘victory’, rolling your eyes as a soft “Whatever,” rolls off your tongue.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

You were going to prove your point.

You might think Spencer is perfectly sweet and innocent in his ways, but that didn’t stop that tiny voice in the back of your head that told you that you could win that debate you were having the day before.

You entered the bullpen with an agenda. You walked out of the elevator with your head held high and your eyes fixed on the fluffy brown mess decorating the back of Spencer’s head.

You clear your throat when you meet him, and he turns around with that perfectly innocent expression on his face, echoing a soft “Good morning,” at you that only amplifies his perfectness and makes you want to prove him wrong even more.

You don’t consult him before you lean in to press your lips to his face.

It’s a short, chaste kiss that’s pressed to the apple of his cheek.

It lasts less than a second.

And yet Spencer’s face immediately flushes a bright red that would make anyone passing by think that you’d suggested the two of you strip naked in the middle of the office.

“I- What was that for?-” His voice wavers like he was catching his breath from running up a flight of stairs, blinking rapidly at you like clearing his vision was going to provide him with the answer to his question.

“Not such an acceptable greeting after all hm?”

It takes him a second to realise what you’re talking about, but your smug expression and the way you cross your arms over your chest sends him back to the conversation he was having with you yesterday and his face turns from confusion to begrudging acknowledgment.

“It is a perfectly acceptable greeting when both parties are aware it is going to happen,” He sighs along with his response, mirroring you as he crosses his arms to try and resemble having some sort of composure.

He intentionally left out the part where even if he knew you were going to kiss him he would still flush red like a traffic light.

That his palms would still sweat and his vest would suddenly become uncomfortably hot on his torso.

But that was because you were- well, you.

So his point still stood.

“God you really do have an answer to everything don’t you?” The slight tilt of your head and the still very apparent smile on your face told him that despite your words you weren’t angry or annoyed at his response.

You more looked like you’d been presented with a freshly scrambled rubix cube to solve and add to the collection on your desk.

And that look on your face only proved to crack his composure even more.

“Well- I have done extensive research on the subject, so I therefore have had chance to form a fully educated opinion of the matter,”

True to form, his explanation was smart, logical, mixed in with that adorable awkwardness as he continued to reel from his earlier flustering.

Your chuckles grace his ears with no objection, and he soon find himself smiling softly alongside you as your attitude rubs off on him.

“You’re so cute,”

But when you call him cute, Spencer Reid finally, fully cracks because that is the sweetest goddamn thing he’s ever heard in his life.

Spencer’s smile reaches his eyes, the flush on his cheeks returning with a vengeance at your words and causing him to feel hot once more despite the AC blowing at a comfortable cool temperature.

You hold up a finger in front of you that his eyes follow with a confused knit in his eyebrow, and then you’re jogging back towards the elevator with his confusion only growing at every step you make.

His eyebrows continue to furrow as you walk back towards him again with that determined look that paints your face whenever you’re knee-deep in a profile, and he raises and eyebrow as you come to a stop in front of him once more.

“Good morning Spencer, i’m going to kiss you as a greeting now,”

Spencer’s face relaxes at your words as he understands what you’re doing. That you’re trying to prove his previous statement untrue by declaring your intentions beforehand and still having the interaction be unsuitable as a greeting.

He thinks he knows what you have planned, and he prepares himself for your lips to press against his cheek, to suppress the kaleidoscope of butterflies that would inevitably stir in his stomach at your contact so that he could hold his ground.

He thinks he knows what’s coming.

But oh is he wrong.

Your lips miss the apple of his cheek by a large margin, landing square on his mouth and causing his eyes to fly wide open at the new sensation.

If your lips weren’t pressed to his he’s sure his jaw would’ve fallen slack.

And that’s exactly what happens when you pull away from him a few seconds later, a delicate flush on your cheeks that contrasts the bright red covering his face like a warning sign of his shattered composure.

You stifle a small chuckle at his expression with your hand, tilting your head in a exaggeratedly innocent way. “What’s wrong Spencer? I thought kissing was an acceptable greeting when ‘both parties are aware it’s going to happen’,”

You reiterate his own words back to him, mimicking his tone in your explanation as you watch him blink at you with a blankly flabbergasted expression, completely shut down in every sense of the word.

An IQ of 187 slashed down to 60 as Emily would say.

His astoundment lasts for a whole 20 seconds before he brings himself back to reality through a series of rapid blinks, doing nothing more than leaning it to finish the space between you once more.

It’s times like this where Spencer is glad that the two of you were both chronically early to work.

That he wouldn’t have to deal with the ramifications of his actions through his coworkers.

That he didn’t have to endure Morgan’s teasing as he stood there with his hands holding either side of your face and his lips pressed against yours with a gentle but insistent pressure.

You were more than happy to accept his advances, internally singing your own praises at finally finding an excuse to kiss those perfect pink lips of his, and have him return it no less.

He breaks the moment after a few seconds, his hands still securely cupping your face towards him as he stumbles out a half-assed explanation for his actions.

“It’s- It’s polite to return somebody’s greeting with one of your own-”

You nod with a suppressed smile against the hold of his hands.

Maybe kissing your coworkers was an acceptable greeting after all.

Or, at least for the coworker you’d been pining after.

[diorsluv]

feather , part 13

“ i finally cut you off ”

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[leahblackk]

WAIT okay blurb suggestion I think?

why do I feel like Spencer would have such a fun time competing with his girlfriend to have longer hair than her. like imagine reader cuts her hair to her chin or something short and s5 Spence is like 😏 and like reader does his hair because he can’t and like idk????

I need to go to bed but do with this what you will if you so choose

#leahstanalways

(Not my gif)

I had so much fun writing this ANNDD im sorry it’s not too good or too long but I just wanted to write this with my whole hair I mean, heart cause I consider this really adorable. #alexstanalways #spencerlonghairstanaccount

This is the fluffiest shit I have ever written.

I think Spencer would notice the way her hair is shorter now, and he has the same amount of hair as him so he’s like, “huh. this is a great idea” so at the beginning he doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t want his girlfriend to think he’s all weird but he secretly looks at her hair every month or so to see if her hair has grown and how long his hair is too so he stares at her hair for way too long, maybe at work and everyone is like “aww he’s appreciating her” but in reality he’s all like “I’m gonna grow my hair way more than her”

So she doesn’t notice this at beginning but she notice the way he’s acting weird with his hair when he didn’t even cared too much about it. One day she approached him and asked him about it and he got nervous; He knew it was time to confess.

“I just wanted to know if you hair grows longer than mine,” he said with shame.

She laughed, “That’s a good idea right there.�� And the real competition began.

Every month they would look at each other’s hair to see which one was longer and they would obviously fight about it. Spencer would sometimes say that it’s not fair because women’s hair sometimes grows faster than men’s , and she’s like “no your lying. Men’s hair grows faster. Your hair grows faster than mine” which she’s completely right

(Cough*

Cough*)

Spencer knows she’s right but he likes to taste her. So then, at the end scientifically speaking, he won.

He would be so happy about it because he loves to win but then he saw her all sad because she wanted her hair to grow so he said they should cut their hair once more so they can finally say who’s the winner, and every month after that, he cuts his hair a little so she can win and when she does she’s all happy, and Spencer is happy for her.

But then when Spencer’s hair is too long

(Coughing while inserting a gif that’s not mine which I think Spencer looks like a prince*

Finishing the coughing but dying of cuteness*)

He would be all annoy because his hair is over his face and he would take it off his face all the time and he would get all grumpy so he saw her hair ties and he took one without saying anything to her and he would wear it around his wrist and he plays with it when he’s nervous because it reminds him of her.

She didn’t noticed until one day and she started calling Spencer “a hair tie thief” and he would be like “no I’m not!” But she’s not mad at all, instead she gives him more hair ties so he matches them with his cardigans. And now that his hair is longer she asked him if she can play with it, like doing different hair styles and he agrees because 1. He can’t say no to her 2. He loves when she plays with his hair.

She would do two pig tails, braids and all type of combinations between them. Remember those braids Harry Styles did when he had long hair? Yeah that’s what I’m talking about.

(If you don’t know what I’m talking about 1. What? 2. heres the picture and 3. WHAT???

)

She would call Spencer “A Harry styles fbi version” and he would be all “who’s Harry Styles??” So she would educate him on that. As she should.

And then Spencer got too tired of his long hair and the boyband era began which got him more tease from his girl. But he loves it.

Anyways this is my opinion on this!! Tell me what you think and let’s appreciate Spencer’s long hair a little longer. (Not my pictures or gifs)

HE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE A PRINCE AND NO ONE WILL TELL ME OTHERWISE

Mom, im in love with Jesus 😍☝🏻

[daktapham]

Is that LANA CONDOR on campus? Oh no, that’s DAKOTA PHAM. From LAS VEGAS, NEVADA , the 19 year old has come to study UNDECIDED. Rumor has it she is PASSIONATE and CUNNING, but NAÏVE and STUBBORN, which is why she is known as the DEAN’S DAUGHTER. She resides in the NORTH RESIDENCE HALL and can’t wait to graduate.

hi babies for those you don't know me, i'm bee..i used to be back in monarch awhile ago..but i’m glad to be backed..missed everybody <3 but anyway hello!! but meet my little angel child, dakota <3 

basic facts 

full name: dakota cheyenne pham

age: 19

birthday: september 20th

sexual orientation: pansexual

grade: freshman

background

dakota is the dean’s daughter & the youngest of his kids

since she’s the baby of the family, you can bet she’s spoiled rotten

not saying she’s like draco malfoy from “my father will hear about this” but alittle mix between if spencer reid from criminal minds, effy from skins uk & Cordelia chase from buffy the vampire slayer had a love child this would be her (which i know is a weird combination)

she has 1 older brother & 1 younger sister.

her dad divorced her mom when she was around 11 and she’s resented her father ever since

after the divorce, she was the only one of her siblings that lived with her mother

she & her mom moved to reno, nevada after the divorce but her father & her siblings moved to socal where he accepted his job as the dead at monarch  

her father gifted her with a bunch of presents in an attempt to win her love 

so basically if dakota wanted the newest video game console that came out, that’s what she got.

when dakota was 17, her mother was diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer and lost her battle with the disease less than 5 months after her diagnosis.

she was sent to live with her dad & she’s never had time to process the loss of her mother.

the entire time she’s lived with her father, she’s been nothing but a problem child for him.

it wasn’t the fact that she made bad grades in school because she graduated within the top 10% of her class in graduation.

but she would go out & party which made a bad reputation for her

after graduation, dakota decided to take a year off traveling the world and using daddy’s credit card the entire time.

that severely pissed her dad off and he ended up going to get his daughter who was staying in dubai

after forcing dakota to come home, her forced her to come  home and to college or cutting her off until she learned how to become a real adult

so that’s where she’s at..a freshman in college and trying to find a way to survive on her own.

personality 

dakota is by alittle genius and has a very good iq. However, she doesn’t like to show it.

now, she doesn’t play dumb or anything about it..but sometimes she surprised people by her ability.

she’s pretty naïve once to come common sense

 would 10/10 most likely accidentally eat an edible at a frat party

she very much enjoys her job as a barista

 has a bunch of instagram stories on her cappuccino art.

used to be more carefree before her mother passed away but now used alcohol & drugs as a coping mechanism from loosing her.

she’s very much the freshman that goes to every party and doesn’t really care about her grades

very very very very stubborn & doesn’t like told what to do

if you yell at her, she will most likely cry due to years of pent up emotions.

fun facts & trivia 

 dakota became a borderline alcoholic after she lost her mother

it’s her basically coping mechanism

f you want to look at a pinterest board i made for dakota, it can be found right here

dakota is right-handed

her favorite tv show is degrassi or the bachelor 

dakota used to play ice skating competitively as a kid and won a few trophies back in the day

her mother used to be a professional ice skater before she had her kids

she idolized her mother which is the reason why she took up ice skating in the first place

however, she does it more for fun now…like to keep a memory of her mother alive.

dakota is also on the men’s lacrosse team

this is a way to let out of her steam

she’s a barista at grounded 

wanted connections

squad?

i’d love for dakota to have like a little squad that she goes to parties with

her “plug”

o y’know for the drugs??

best friends

exes (either that ended on good/bad terms)

the supportive friend

this would the person who would be like “dakota get your head out of your ass” and tries to help this girl get her shit together.

frenemies

childhood friends

possible love interest? (idk about this one yet)

fwbs

honestly, I’m down for anything so just hit me up <3

[survivorpacificislandallstars]

Ep. 17 - “Everyone here are messy hoes” - Steffen

Honestly why the FUCK are people so far up Jordan's ass. Like even sam g before she was blindsided by the devil himself was like "I think I'm just going to vote out Andrew so that I'll stay on his good side" Like what. I am....Omg. Sara is not winning this game bc she literally hasn't done shit but whatever Jordan tells her. David is fake for making me feel like shit last round when I didn't tell him about a plan that we executed 4 minutes AFTER votes were due. Andrew is my ride or die in this game. Andrew. Wow. I don't know what to do with drew. He was drunk for all the decisions made tonight so anything he said, I really don't know if he will mean those things in the morning. I trust steffen and I guess I have to from now on. Us 3 and maybe drew against Jordan's army. I mean I would rather get voted out than work with (basically for) Jordan so that's fine with me.

This last vote??? Was HELL for me! Of course I knew Sam was going from the start, but as much as I wanted to save her, all of my options were bad. This wasn't like the double tribal vote where I had all the information to flip the vote off of Steffen and onto Ash. The discussion started with David Robb and Jordan, and by the time the target was chosen, there were already five votes on Sam in a nine-vote tribal. The only way to save her was with my idol, which I'm sorry, is mine. It would have also exposed everything. I could have either gotten Jordan's idol or Jordan himself out of the game, but that sacrifices my power position and puts me at the mercy of the Sams, Andrew, and Steffen, who very well may have and may still want to work with me, but would have seen me as the biggest threat once Jordan was gone. Once again in an org, I'm left with the disgusting position of using him as my meat shield and getting the stink of that alliance all over me to the point where no one wants to talk to me because they're afraid it'll get back to Jordan. If only they knew how little I've been telling him the entire time, maybe I could get a little more out of them. Sam knew but she's gone now because I didn't save her, and that sucks, but it's just another person I have to avenge to get through the game. So very obviously, Jordan is winning immunity this round. A trivia competition based on Pacific Islands was fucking made for him, I'd be shocked, horrified, and a little concerned if someone were able to beat him other than Billy, or Monty himself. Jordan's plan is to send Sara to exile, have me use my idol, and then vote the two of us and David on someone, and if they vote for me, I'm safe, and if they vote for David, we force the revote because both of us are immune and David is safe a la Spencer Bledsoe's "Tasha's not going" moment. It's a cute plan. Puts all the ducks in a row. Just one little thing I'd like to bring up. When the FUCK did MY idol become something for YOU to strategize with? This is not some communal shit, like a grab bag of power. I didn't see my vote getting doubled with either of your pearls. I haven't seen any idols played on anyone other than yourself. This is not some "What's mine is mine but what's yours is OURS" bullshit. So what I would LIKE to do would be to team up with Steffen, Andrew, and Sam B for the vote and get David Robb out. I have a power move for it in mind that's gonna take a lot to pull off because there are a lot of moving pieces. I would like to work with all three of them for this vote but I need to make sure they don't get it in their heads to 3-2-1 me out. I'm already opening up conversation with Sam and Andrew before anything else happens with the immunity comp, and Steffen and I have talked semi-regularly, so ideally they'll include me in their plans to target David, instead of me coming to them. I think I'll leak the entire plan to them, tell them everything Jordan wants, ESPECIALLY the part about me playing my idol, so it doesn't even get into their heads that I'm on the menu as a voting option. Then on the revote, if it goes down the way I hope it will, I flip and vote out David. Because I'm not playing for 4th on Jordan's team, and I'm not playing to be the first person Steffen's team targets if Jordan wins another immunity after this. And I'm sure as FUCK not playing to have my possessions be communal property. There will have to be a long conversation with Jordan about all this after the fact, about how everything can still work, me him and Sara to the end, we still have two idols, we can work with this, I'm sorry I just felt like I was being left completely out of the loop on this last vote, the target happened in PMs with David, the decision to play both pearls happened without me, and unnecessarily, I felt like I wasn't being heard and I wasn't going to be replaced. Which is highkey true, like that has been a genuine fear the last day and a half or so, but it's secondary to the main stance. No one. No one. Decides how my idol is being played except me. Thanks. From Jordan's perspective, this can still work, we still have our three players with two idols between us, David had to go eventually, why not tonight. From Steffen's perspective, I took out someone on Jordan's team and there's a chance for a light at the end of the tunnel now, in some way. My juggling act is going to implode on me sooner rather than later and I'm going to have to pick up the pieces. But hopefully that time is not tonight.

So basically last vote, Sam B didnt do what i  wanted and that caused me to go with the devil Jordan Pines, but thats okay, im going to try and vote out Andrew tonight but literally things are so topsy turby anyone can go its all up to the survivor gods

I don't know who I can trust in this game. But I know for sure it is not Jordan Pines. Therefore I can't trust anyone associated with him either. That includes David and Drew. Both of them are claiming that the other one is closer to Jordan when it all honesty, I think that is such a tight trio, there is nothing I could do to stop it. I'm just so tired of Jordan controlling this game. With his fucking idols and powers and omg do not even get me started on this immunity challenge. Trivia with someone who was on 5/7 of the seasons being quizzed. That's the most rigged thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Especially this late in the game AND with the answers not being found on the wikia. I'm so pissed about it. I will probably be going home tonight. I would rather go home through staying true to myself, than to flip on one of my allies to stay on Jordan's good side. I learned from the Sam g blindside: being on his good side doesnt mean shit. If he gets to the end, there is no way I am voting for him. And whoever does vote for him, 100% cancelled. He is just. Ugh I don't want to be mean so I'll move on. So I am voting for David  tonight along with andrew and hopefully steffen. I think itll tie and then on the revote go to rocks, which is scary. But if its me that Jordan's side is voting for, I should be safe. That would make it rocks between andrew and steffen, which would be so hard to watch. But I don't think I have any other options. I got into an argument with Drew just a few minutes ago so if he votes for me, I would get that. I just would rather stand up for myself and play my own game, than to let jordan fucking pines control me. And to everyone wanting to work with him (for him): Fuck you.

idk why the whole fucking world and their dogs wanna work with Jordan

It was supposed to be me tonight. Idk it still might be. But I brought up the idea of breaking up Sam B and Steffen. And I guess Jordan wants that. Sam B says to not give Jordan what he wants. And I'm not. I'm doing what I want. I want that duo split. I want to advance without fucking up game relationships. I'm sorry Sam. I love you so much. But this is my game.

Dear Diary, Everyone here are messy hoes, Im over it and them and Jordan can go make out with the abominable snowman for all I care. Like first I have to hear Jordan is threatening Sam B, Sam G was voted out, and now Jordan wins immunity, saves sara and now everything has gone to crap, Drew can’t be trusted worth beans and David is a messy bitch and Jordan well, indifferent towards him at this point, so now Im on call with a crying Sam and I could give 2 shits about anyone left in this game, Im on fits end for who I vote for cause literally this group of people are disgusting except Sam B and Andrew, Also shout out to Sam G, a true hunt