#SpartanER

[larryshapiro]

Getzville Fire Department, NY

[iwritelmao]

Penelope: hey since you’re “not my kind and gentle husband” could you move that wedding bed bc I’m actually supposed to share that with my husband so…

Odysseus: *has just killed 108 people* *has not seen his wife in twenty years* *goes batshit at this bc THATS THE OLIVE TREE WHERE THEY FIRST MET!!*

Telemachus: oh hell nah, idgaf who you are no one yells at my-

Penelope: NO?! YOU WONT?! YEAH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOURE MY MAN! SO DONT PULL THAT EMO SHIT AGAIN OR YOULL SLEEP IN THE WEAPONS ROOM

…

Telemachus: my parents are perfect for each other

[meatmunching]

Odysseus, full of worry his wife won’t love him after learning what he did: I slayed a bunch of men and monsters without mercy to get home to you

Penelope, his wife, who is from Sparta, kicking her feet and twirling her hair: My love we’re already married, you don’t have to propose again

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Death had me once, he can have me again once I know our child is safe."

[raccoonfiend95]

Spartan-III Samus-G086 and Babytana out to give the Space Pirates back their bomb!

Art commission by the amazingly stellar @hoshizoralone

[meff25]

I laugh at it every time I see this bug

I just hope that one day this Spartan will find his happiness and he will fall out of the level

[churchyaoi]

what are they looking at

[zanephillips]

SEAN MAGUIRE Meet the Spartans (2008)

[turtletoads]

halo on my mind

[ovegakart]

nap time

[larryshapiro]

Palm Beach Shores Fire Department, FL

[thecountofs]

My Time In ONI Works

Covenant Occupied Space Arc is starting soon.

[wa-weirwood]

Halo 2 slayer gouache by me

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *flips coin*

Pyrrha: …tails!

Jaune: *dyes his beard and puts on rusted knight armor*

Pyrrha: I’ve been a good girl, daddy~! 🥰

The next night…

Jaune: …heads!

Pyrrha: *puts on Tarnished Spartan armor and a gray hair extension*

Jaune: I’ve been a good boy, mommy~! 🥰

Nora: …okay, there’s being a switch, and then there’s…

Nora: …whatever this is…

[jinxie-117]

i've always found it super fascinating how a lot of the halo fans i know are super in on making master chief an unemotional character when being emotional has always been what i feel is a very core part of his character. yes even in the trilogy.

it's always been about this. it's always been about how spartans are never supposed to feel, and yet he cannot help himself. how else could he bring himself to keep on fighting? he cares so deeply whether he likes it or not. he fights so hard because he wants to protect, and all he knows how to protect, is to fight.

maybe this is a hot take idk but this is how i interpreted the text like. his big emotional beats in halo 1 are literally when he realises how much loss of life he was about to cause (nearly detonating the ring) or did cause (after destroying the ring). and that's the most unserious game!!! LOOK AT HALO 4!!!

he was made to protect and save, and he's damn good at it. probably the only thing the man likes about his job. the thought of doing anything but is foreign to him. love was written beneath his skin the day that he was born.