#Sparkingway

[autumnslance]

Sparkingway: You must be Dark. Managingway said you would come. My name is Sparkingway. Sparkingway: I hear you are comfortable with handling explosive materials. That is comforting to hear, indeed. Here. Throw this at me. Sparkingway: There is no need to look so alarmed. As far as carrotsine tanks go, it is rather small. Although just as liable to ignite upon impact. Sparkingway: Art is pain, Dark. And pain is inspiration. So throw it at me. Throw with all your might! Sparkingway: Guwahaaa! Sparkingway: …O-Once more. I have not seen it yet. Not felt it sear my eyes. Hit me, Dark! One more time! Sparkingway: Eyaaagh! Kch! …I have it. Sparkingway: O spark of inspiration… With this broken form…I shall create you… Sparkingway: Thank you, Dark. Managingway will see that you are duly rewarded. I must return to my atelier before the light of my eyes or inspiration fades…

-Sparking Artist, Loporrit Tribal Quests.

Why does this feel so famili--Oh. Right...

Need to introduce our orange bomb-loving catboy to our weird bomb-loving bunny artist, apparently.

[booty-uprooter]

i want m'zhet and sparkingway to hang out and throw explosives at each other