#Sorry not sorry I've been living off of oatmeal and jello and macaroni noodles dressed up with Greek yogurt instead of a cheese sauce | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

amtrak12 · 9 months ago

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Apparently 90% of my pain and suffering the last few days hasn't been the giant incision across my neck but the drain tube I got sent home with??? But that fucker is gone now!! :D Hurt like HELL to get it removed, but immediately my range of motion improved and I could look left again?? Crazy. Fuck surgerical drains. Negative 12 out of 10. Actively loathe them.

#I can also eat normal foods again!!#Jumping straight to Little Ceasars pizza and crazy bread felt a bit too startling after 8 days of no fat foods #So I went with McDonald's chicken nuggets and followed it up a few hours later with frozen waffles LOLOLOL #Tomorrow though I'm getting that Little Ceasars!#Along Panera muffin and chocolate milk for breakfast XD #Sorry not sorry I've been living off of oatmeal and jello and macaroni noodles dressed up with Greek yogurt instead of a cheese sauce #FOR 8 FUCKING DAYS while a tube stabbed me in the neck everytime I moved #So I have been making a mental list of all the food I was going to eat once I was medically cleared #Cinnamon rolls are getting ordered Thursday #I'm going to live like a king the rest of this week! \0/#And hopefully sleep like a pampered noble too because these 45 min cat naps I've been living off of are just not enough #That drain tube really fucked with me. Damn

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