#Sorry frank

[carou-sol]

This took me a six rushed hours because this plagued me since last night

[nico-fanatic]

i need nico to play cards more. nico being a gambler. nico and the stills being friends because nico never turns down a game, challenge, or bet.

it’s after the 2nd war and he’s at camp, figuring out all the funeral and deaths stuff, and is just silently observing the meeting, when dionysus calls him over for a game of cards.

dionysus might be an ex-drunk, but he’s still a god who has been doing nothing but playing cards for decades on end. it is notoriously (not impossible, though) hard to beat him.

nico goes over and he and dionysus spend the entire game being bitchy to each other and talking about nothing in particular. dionysus thinks he’s winning until nico plays his final card, looking with a small smile and tilting his head just so.

nico waits.

when dionysus does see it, how he wins, he throws his own hand onto the table and curses nico out. nico smiles a big bigger and asks if he wanted to play again. this time, nico is the one to shuffle, showing off something fancy he picked up form the casino or a ghost or who knows where. there’s no need to hide his skill now. dionysus may be a washed-up drunk, but he’s been alive long before nico has been.

the next game goes slightly different. nico doesn’t use being seen as an underdog to his advantage- because he doesn’t have it- but still wins. the conversation was more focused on nico’s life.

he had clearly caught the gods’ interest.

eventually, one of them is pulled away, but dionysus starts to put the cards away and tells nico that they’re playing again some time.

later, the stills ask to play against him, seemingly hearing about nico’s game(s) with dionysus. nico plays happily against them, amused by their attempts to cheat. the brothers are throughly confused on how their cheating is successful, but it doesn’t change the tide of the game. nico wins with a smile, titling his head to the side in a silent ask- challenge- for another game.

the brothers decline. they know how to spot a losing game.

eventually, nico plays against annabeth. its chess this time. when annabeth walks up to nico, asking for a game, he take a moment to contemplate.

playing a game of strategy against the daughter of athena is surely a losing game, but it would be a fun one, and he’s never been one to turn a game down. so he accepts, and they begin to play chess.

annabeth’s moves are fast, confident, and precise. nico’s are slower, made seemingly for annabeth’s reactions, but just as purposeful. nico is able to hide his strategy for a while, using annabeth’s pride against her, but it doesn’t last. he’s able to give her chase and avoid her, but that doesn’t last either. by the time annabeth calls checkmate, the sun has set and nico’s head hurts.

still, he looks up with a slightly bigger smile, and tilts his head.

he lost, as he knew he would. it took a very long time, as he hoped. people are watching him and the public table they chose is too exposed for his liking, but he wants to play again.

annabeth shakes her head no with a laugh, and compliments his stratagey and skill, but leaves for the poseidon cabin.

not without the promise of another game, however.

i don’t really know what this is. just- nico loving games, specially card games, and being super good at it. also him always using how people see him as weak or the underdog to his advantage, and actually being quite smart.

also him being slightly creepy and unnerving. as a treat<33

[unwelcomeoutside]

"It's a bad trip, oy gevalt!"

[end-coda]

songs that remind me of iasip characters:

dennis: anything (adrianne lenker), old man (neil young), i'm on fire (bruce springsteen), my body is a cage (arcade fire), poor little rich boy (regina spektor)

mac: linger (the cranberries), glory days (bruce springsteen), harness your hopes (pavement), mother (john lennon), beachboy (mccafferty), trees (mccafferty)

charlie: it's only sex (car seat headrest), all tomorrow's parties (velvet underground), kettering (the antlers), fourth of july (sufjan stevens), body terror song (ajj), small red boy (ajj)

dee: wasted summers (juju), prom queen (catie turner), you don't have to say you love me (dusty springfield), mother mother (the veronicas), i don't wanna be funny anymore (lucy dacus)

[rozenkingdom]

Cracked the fuck up at this, ngl

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Just saw a video like "um actually rocky horror isn't good queer representation because frank sexually assaults janet" girl he kills and eats people. It's called the rocky HORROR picture show not the rocky cute gay rep tw t-slur picture show

[mikeyrrevenge]

OH. oh.

[bondilluns]

i always tag frank posts mcr no matter which of his bands the post is talking about and sometimes it makes me feel like i'm failing him

[devonsawas]

RETURN TO OZ | 1985 ↳ Directed by Walter Murch

[morganmerylhodgepodge]

I want to draw his neck wrinkles to make sure he looks the appropriate age, but it just looks weird whenever I try.

[dorkszn]

“ say it’s big but you take it. ride, cowgirl. “

thinking about riding cowboy!logan…

Riding cowboy!logan means having Logan’s eyes flick over inch of you as you try to take every inch of him. His hands settled on your already-quivering thighs. His dog tags jingling between your pecs. “Can’t do it, Lo.” You mumble to him embarrassedly as you struggle to lower yourself down onto his thick cock.

Logan lets out a short scoff but that closed-lipped smirk graces his face anyways. “Such a spoiled little thing, aren’t you? Want me to do all the work.” He’d comment. His hand would slip back from your thigh to your ass, his fingers slightly digging into your skin before lightly coming down on it.

That pulls a jolt and a pathetic whimper from you. “C’mon, you’re not even tryin’, sweetheart.” Logan says, almost tauntingly as his hand that just spanked your ass now gently rubs circles over the skin.

“I am trying! S’not gonna fit,” you practically whine back at him, slightly pouting at his dismissal of your attempts. Your next words immediately fall into a sharp breath when Logan suddenly tugs you closer by his tags sitting so prettily around your neck. His breath softly fanning your skin.

“Then, we’ll make it fit.”

Riding cowboy!logan means sitting in his lap while he takes swigs of his Jack Daniel’s. One large hand gripping your hip while the other is wrapped around the neck of the bottle. That stupid smirk on his face as he watches you cry and moan on his dick. Your skin decorated with deep bite-marks and bruising hickeys from the edge of your jaw to your chest.

“Look at me, darlin’,” he’d tell you. You shyly drag your eyes up from where they were shamelessly stuck on his strong chest to his sharp brown eyes. And damn, you could cum just from the way he was looking at you.

Luckily, his hat on your head happens to tip forward and block your view of Logan’s face. Reminding the both of you of what a little thing you are in his lap. Logan just chuckles lowly in response before reaching up and adjusting it. “Atta boy.” He’d say when you meet his eyes again with a weak whine.

[got-no-skill]

Also worth pointing out that he died in 1993, so he didn't have the opportunity to see the depths of human stupidity this country is capable of.

I worry we have yet to reach them.

~Frank Zappa

[aroaceleovaldez]

very underutilized argo 2 crew & co dynamic:

Piper and Frank (and Thalia and Rachel) are from extremely rich families. Annabeth and Jason are also from extremely rich families but grew up at their respective camps. Percy and Leo grew up in relatively poor families. Reyna and Nico are in weird spots because a.) we aren’t entirely sure what economic status their families had (implied to be on the wealthier side but again, unclear) (and Nico grew up during WWII so, yknow) but regardless of that they both ended up running away while relatively young and Reyna spent two years on a magic island and Nico spent three years homeless living either underground or in the woods, presumably. Hazel’s also in a weird spot cause while we know her mom originally didn’t have a lot of money, after Hazel was born they had literal infinite money, it was just all Very Cursed. They could afford anything it just Literally Killed People. Will Solace we don’t know but his mom is implied to be an at least well-known singer if not outright famous so we can probably presume he’s decently wealthy as well.

the books gave us like absolutely zero acknowledgement of the types of dynamics to arise from this. give me Annabeth lamenting or something about her dad’s plane collection and an ensuing debate about if your parents owning a plane is normal or not. give me Percy physically cringing cause something cost more than 50 bucks. Give me Jason not quite understanding modern mortal currency cause he was raised using denarii. etc etc.

[caemidraws]

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[absolutelyzoned]

WHEN IS IT MY TURN WHEN IS IT MY TURN WHEN IS IT MY FUCKING TURN

[rcnaldmcdonald]

insane amounts of cunt being served here