#Sorry for dunking on your walking ability you beautiful buddy. But you're just so bad at it. Walking like a cheap robot toy

[newkiqx]

Look at this large man i found last weekend, confused in some wood chips that had been recently applied to a large mud patch. Easily the largest beetle I've seen in the wild and also probably the most beautiful

I think he's some kind of european rhinoceros beetle but I'm not sure which one exactly. Since they reproduce in and around decaying wood I'm guessing he was attracted to the wood chips

He had very grippy and sharp little hands but he was terrible (lovingly) at walking on anything even slightly smooth, like skin. I put him back, but (hopefully) out of harms way