#Sorry Joe/hates/ that she finds Kaitlyn attractive. It pisses her off and that just makes it hotter.
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I'm not really watching season 2 of Lioness but imagine how funny it would be if this happened:
"I don't want to talk about it," Joe grunts, glaring into space. She holds up a warning finger, even though she knows it's probably useless. "I dont - I don't want to talk about it."
She can feel Kaitlyn staring at the side of her head, and it prickles against her, makes her want to scrunch her elbows up against her ears. She doesn't flinch, of course. That's a weaknesses she hasn't allowed herself in years.
"This doesn't mean anything. It's not a pattern," she continues.
Joe sneaks a look at Kaitlyn. There's a smug, knowing look on her face that shouldn't be there. Because this is nothing. Maybe if she believes it hard enough she'll stop wanting to scream. There's this mortifying embarrassment crawling up her neck, slick with exasperation. Because the fucking mission. And the way the missions go sideways because of this fucking problem, this quirk that keeps popping up at the shittiest of times.
It's not about the meat of it, the emotions and actions behind what's happening. She does not have the time to be worried about that shit, although maybe she should the way this is going.
It's the fact that it gets messy and Joe ends up in a fire fight and a daring water escape. She doesn't fucking want to know what kind of high octane goddamn rescue she'll have to pull off this time.
She has a migraine. She's had a migraine since Mallorca, and for a second she really thought she'd get a break.
She's never been lucky like that.
"Sure. It’s nothing," Kaitlyn says, a perfect eyebrow arching in a way that definitely doesn't make Joe grit her teeth. Doesn’t make her want to bite down and crack that perfect facade. "The fact that your new lioness is trailing kisses up and down the target's neck definitely isn't evidence that you seem to have some sixth sense for lesbians. A legendary feat of - what do the children call it - gaydar or whatever."
If it wasn't so frustrating, it'd be hilarious. Joe can admit that. As it stands, though, Joe needs a drink. Or five.
She rubs her temples, letting a breath rush out of her nose in a harsh burst. She /has/ to be more careful next time. Kaitlyn will never let her live it down if it happens again.
(I wrote this in like 30 min so forgive any mistakes lol)
#Sorry Joe/hates/ that she finds Kaitlyn attractive. It pisses her off and that just makes it hotter.#Yes I make everyone into lesbians why do you ask#kaitlyn's name was just ______ for the entire draft#Because I couldn't remember her fucking character's name lmao#Anyways this little crack fic broke me out of my writers block a bit#lioness#lioness tv#special ops: lioness#my fics#Tbh now that I'm thinking about Kaitlyn and Joe together#I kinda see it#This was supposed to be a joke oh no#Now I'm thinking about their dynamics
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