#Sorry I went on a forest lesbian rant I loved them

[ssreeder]

Official “Jee ask”

BRO. JEE.

Istg. Jee.

That man.

Oh my lord.

THE SASS?? HELLO??

It’s soooo unserious. Every time I read his pov my highscore on the giggle-meter goes up.

he is my favorite non-sokka pov to read because of how hilarious his reactions are.

those eyebrow muscles must be swole as hell. Im serious. His eyebrow game must be studied.

I looovee his attitude bro

“Chang practically announced to the whole bar” when they were debriefing what went down in the SWT camp oh my god he is soooo dramatic

Or when he asks Bato “is this another one of your hypothetical scenarios?” Oh my goooodddddd 😭 I’m literally dying he is soo funny. And I don’t think he even realizes.

He is genuinely one of the most entertaining povs to read if I could make one of those “why we <do xyz>” list on “why we read liab” I’d definitely have “for Jee’s eyebrows” or “for Jee’s attitude” up there.

You know exactly how to write middle aged people who are just Done™ with everything.

That poor man cannot take one more problem added to his list and he will make sure of it.

In a way he kinda reminds me of V, (oh my god it’s been so long since I’ve thought about V) and her no-nonsense attitude

Okay I have so many more things to say but I’m not forming coherent thoughts right now, but basically this is the official

Jee Appreciation Ask™

We ❤️ Jee.

We ❤️ LIAB.

official Jee ask deserves the official LIAB Jee image:

@vintageskeletons for making this hahaha

I’m really glad the way I wanted Jee to come across translated well because an unintentionally intentional sassy old man who was fed up with everything while also caring extremely deeply about everything and everyone was my goal. Yayayayyayyy I’m glad you like him haha.

[princeicarus]

hi ilan!! do you have any emmeline or mary headcanons (not necessarily as a ship, just whatever <33)

BESTIE HI sorry it took me so long to answer this!!!! yes yes i have sooo many ok. so i did an emmeline one a bit ago, here is the link for that!!

here are some mary hcs and a bit more emmeline for u!!!

mary macdonald

⁃ east asian & english (baba is asian, mum is from england, the three of them moved to luton when she was a baby)

⁃ blue eyes & very long, dark straight hair

⁃ lesbian but. extreme comphet

⁃ demisexual

⁃ very, very shy & quiet

⁃ bullied as a kid

⁃ muggle born (not a hc but its relevant)

⁃ fav color is orange but she doesn’t wear it often bc. bullies lol

⁃ had a relationship with benjy fenwick in her fifth year before realizing she was a lesbian

⁃ doesn’t like to swear, but does so sometimes to try to impress lily evans, aka her big fat lesbian crush <3

⁃ (lily knows she hates doing it so she just hugs her tightly and tells her not to change who she is for other people. mary cherishes that for a long while)

⁃ after the war, mary lives the most heteronormative life imaginable. distances herself from magical folk and marries a muggle man (i like the hc that she is mary cattermole, reg cattermole’s wife from dh)

⁃ totally a cat person. they understand each other

⁃ mary always used to wear tones of blue and grey and white, until her fourth year at hogwarts. then she began wearing anything she wanted without fear of bullying & got into punk culture, shaved her head with lily’s help (she really was super smitten oh my god).

⁃ loves listening to american jazz, it’s what her baba always played on the records at home

⁃ astronomy and divination are her best subjects

⁃ goes to the forbidden forest to feed the unicorns whenever she’s feeling thoughtful

⁃ gryffindor (canon) but always doubts the sorting hat for it. she doesnt think of herself as very brave

⁃ she and lily kissed once (okay, a few times) and they were the best kisses of mary’s life. she wishes she could take it back sometimes.

⁃ james potter helped her get out of her shell a bit. she finds him very funny, and acknowledges his presence in a quiet way. he always tries to make her included in conversation

⁃ although every time lily would rant about him she would offer good advice

⁃ very observant

⁃ loves scarves

⁃ loves winter

⁃ loves the full moon

⁃ she finds the shrieking shack very interesting. she loves horror stories and had always wanted to go sneak in, but was too nervous to tell lily and marlene and dorcas about it, so she never went. she always wondered what sort of creature made those wails.

⁃ fancied mcgonagall & was jealous of pomfrey before she knew what a crush was

⁃ patronus is a tiger. after the war, it changed, but mary didn’t know, of course, because she never did magic again

- doesn’t think of herself as having many friends even though she Does

emmeline vance

never buys her own popcorn at a movie theatre, always steals from someone else

always taking everyone’s food and making it hers <3

stealing a fry from helle’s plate and taking mary’s ketchup etc etc

LOTS of anxiety but pretends she is untouchable!!!!

sooo loud when she gets ready in the morning. flitwick has to reprimand her no less than five times a week about it

“adopts” all the poc ravenclaw first years (she's also a poc before anyone gets pressed lmao)

hosts game nights in the common room every thursday night

[kitemist]

switched at birth season 5 episode 3 thoughts with spoilers

Live reactions as well.

Overall, bad pacing and more, more dark than good.

Daphne’s nightmares about bay.. </3

“I am this close to leaving him for my pillow.” DO IT THEN. AT LEAST YOUR PILLOW WON’T PUNCH PEOPLE. AND WHEN IT DOES AT LEAST IT WON’T HURT.

“I want them to get to know you a little before I drop the bomb.” well, since that awkward dinner in season 1, and also knowing who Angelo really was when the police went after him, I don’t think they are going to be that welcoming. And since there is that age difference. Just because it doesn’t bother you two doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist to others, especially when you reveal that part to them..and are they in such a state to talk to you two right now? With the whole money thing?

“It’s too bad we’re in public..” sigh. stay in public please.

“It’s just that I know him years before you did” and what? That makes it easier for her to take? Emmett is already upset at almost everything you go through, Bay, and Travis had to tell him that you were not his property, ever since “it’s forever.”

If only they put enough research into how the deaf actually communicate with the hearing as much as they did with down syndrome and development of one with such syndrome..

“Typical of a Shamingo.” That’s Shamingo-racist but yeah mingo is an ass. I never thought of him as a great guy anyway, even before that outfit.

“She needs a guy with some character.” Emmett’s an ass right now, but childhood friends! He’s the only one compatible right now! Or is going to go the direction of Luca. Please no.

“Throwing a guy at your daughter is not going to solve all her problems.” “Couldn’t hurt.” oh why

“I broke the girl code! Thou shall not date any guy thy friend has already dated!” Why do you need to break into ten-commandments-english for this? And besides, this means that Daphne broke it long ago. With your very, very first ex back in season 1. And you did too, with Travis! Or would this confirm that s5 swtichsters and s1-4 switchers are completely different people?

Yup, and there’s Daphne’s receipts.

“But she was in love with him! She even lost her V card to him!” Well, did that mean that neither of you are in love with Travis? Just get with each other! I guarantee that would be healthier than any relationship this show has ever shown, with gay males or straight male and females! Small shoutout to switched at birth to not have the lesbians die.

“But she broke up with him, I think that voids the girl code contract.” Why are you even having this conversation.

“I still feel terrible.” sigh.

“It’s mary beth, I thought we would become friends forever.” Well, ever since your breakup with Emmett was forever too, I can’t trust you on this.

If you knew a “lukewarm shrimp burrito” was a bad idea, why did you even take it with him? You still have whatever you caught in the Chinese forest!

I still find it confusing how you two are getting married AFTER the baby. You two don’t even remember correctly how you first even met.

Right HERE?! WHAT?!

This is the shortest notice I’ve ever seen since the Police came to your house to look for Angelo.

“I took the bullet for Reverend Daphne over there.” Yeah, because Daphne was going grief apeshit. And what’s with ordained minister? I thought you needed like a REAL minister who studied and all that.

Bay. Come on. I know you don’t want this to explode RIGHT AFTER this announcement. But at least let med student reverend Daphne check you for real. And that neck pain...yeah. Not going to let that slide after what happened to your hand.

“You know my daughter’s pre med. You two may have a lot in common.” Yeah, that first conversation went well. And just like this one you’re having right now, Regina comes in slightly panicked.

“The more the merrier” and “casual” shouldn’t be in the same sentence.

Hi mom. :3 <3

DAMMIT TOBY, YOU WERE IN A MUSICAL! YOU WERE AN ASS BUT YOU WERE IN A MUSICAL!

You’re going to tear your relationship at a bad time, huh. Well, I saw enough stuff on Instagram.

“I really care about you and I value our friendship.” Please, say this more, to Daphne.

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

Now, MB has broken the girl code to much more serious levels.

The cinematography and the conversation match..damn.

Bay...oh my god. “You cannot forgive him for something that happened to ME.”

“But sometimes life happens.” The excuse thrown all over the show.

“Eventually you can accept this too.” Well, Travis didn’t rape you and blew up over the internet. Or traumatized you for life over it. So...no.

Yup, Bay said it too.

“It brings all of that up again.” </3

“I want this to work out, I miss you.” </3

“You can break up with him.” I can’t believe this is actually a logical choice that I would support as well. But look at this drama, right after MB was heartbroken by having to leave Travis.

“You count, too.” Mom to mom. ;v;

Luca and Daphne having so much in common is going to tear Regina’s heart. Again, after Angelo and that guy at the cracked mug. I’m surprised she hasn’t gone apeshit at all, besides refusing help for her drinking problem.

Sniper to Medic. What a huge 180.

“Didn’t want one of my brothers getting hurt because someone wasn’t listening.” Oh, you are going to hate this show, Luca.

Daphne...?

“You went through serious trauma that day.” A huge understatement.

And through these losses, you are going to pick her up again, huh. Are you going to kiss this scene to make her feel better?

Thank god, it’s over with no kiss. At least he is being genuinely helpful...for now.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, AGAIN?

WHY?! You are a stalker here, dad.

Regina, bad time. So much for what you said at the cracked mug.

“Trust me.” “Are you kidding..” Yeah, what a reveal.

“Why is it men your age can date women way younger and no one bats an eye, but when it’s a woman it’s like she’s robbing a daycare?” So close to being copyright striked. And yeah, hollywood already has an old man fetish.

“I say if it makes you happy, then go for it!” don’t say this to MB, not that you met before, dad.

Good recovery, at least.

And Travis’s violence hasn’t changed at all. Take that punching power and put it into your athletics, Travis.

“do we really have the right to be judging who your ex girlfriend is dating?” is the girl code abolished now?

and you two are fighting right on the night of your wedding. Is Toby gambling on sports?

Should I feel bad for Tank, even though he raped Bay, and was completely conscious that night when she wasn’t? The mood suggests I shouldn’t and that this eventual punch will be well deserved. Well..I’m conflicted.

“You don’t get to tell me who I can date!” Please, plaster this everywhere..

TRAVIS!

No punch, but this is worse.

what a mood 180. This entire episode will be one. This show will be one!

“Playing my music too loud one night turned out to be the best decision of my life.” oh. my. god. Now you DO remember! But now why did you name your son Carlton? Too late to change it now?

Yup. There it is.

Most awkward wedding ever. Why did the one with Nikki turn out smoother than this?

“we wanted to go non traditional..i think we succeeded.” yeah. ding.

“You just want him to get it. A bit quicker.” Frustration builds, even though you decided to keep him. Why not consult more help like Mom did?

YOU ARE GAMBLING!!!

And you are thinking quite far ahead. “Blowing off some steam” isn’t going to cut literally ditching your family.

;v; just a little relief.

There we go. Non traditionally.

“That was an interesting wedding.” Pacing, please.

“Are you jealous?” “Of course not!” By that first conversation...ugh.

Don’t just CASUALLY say that she almost died! Bay and Daphne made a pact to shut up but he didn’t. But wouldn’t he know not to share sensitive stuff like that?!

“We have put it behind us!” Well, one of us did.

Daphne.....</3

Thanks, Bay.

TANK. NOT YOU, AND NOT NOW.

And now we need MB to have more trauma so she is more susceptible to dating you, Tank?

“It just...happened.” Just like all romance in this show.

Now get out.

Daphne’s only reason for taking this well is because she went through enough too much surprising shit.

Now Bay is being there for her. MB rants by the window. I’ve enough conversations similar to this to know that this is serious.

“You can’t blame yourself.” “But I can.” After Angelo...wow.

“I’m so sorry I wasn’t there for you.” “You were in china.” ;v;

Holy SHIT.

Okay...some light shed on tank. but “a good relationship” isn’t selling me...somehow.

“What does that mean for us?” “I don’t know.” ...

“Me neither.” How would you two be friends now? You can ditch the girl code for bay’s relationship, but for MB’s? Almost no excuse is acceptable. To both of you.

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

Bay is now signing in low light. Even if some is on her face, barely any is on her hands.

Bay slipped Emmett out. Well. It’s not going to be “forever” huh.

Nope. Not. At. All.

Bemmett’s going to resurface...fuck.