#Sorry : (

[cosmogenous2]

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

[pandemicedemic]

Pony express long-haul space freighter Tulpar Crew 5 Planned Shipment Duration 382 days

[grantaire-lover1]

Putting them here too in hopefully higher quality!!

@lesmis-prompts : “mistletoe” :3

[interlockingpatches]

Hello hi happy Christmas/Hanukkah fellow dirtbag procrastinators

There is still time to give the gift of patterns for a fussy crochet technique that the recipient almost certainly won't know how to do! Listen, it'll be something that they don't already have!

And look, I've made so many patterns to choose from:

(You can also give subscriptions, which let the recipient download and keep all 15 collections and do not automatically re-bill.)

Ideally the recipient knows how to crochet already, but everyone knows how to crochet already, grow up. I also work very hard to make my patterns accessible to both crocheters and non-crocheters-who-tend-to-hyperfocus-and-speedrun-new-hobbies.

What are they for? For kicks, mostly, but here are some extremely basic project ideas if anybody asks:

Patches! They're something to do with your hands!

[ririwithrice]

pov youre dyslexic and searched yaoi insects

he's listening and learning

[randomtacoscry]

Icemav/Hangster Sister Edits ARE HERE

(this one's also pretty loud so put your device on like 2)

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

Merry Christmas everyone 💝🎉⛄⛄

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

GAHH HE"S SO ADORABLE!!!

[rokonrrc2]

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Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ . The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x ) _____________________________________ Patreon Commissions

[ravenclod]

can ppl stop toxifying non toxic ships or i might start scaling the walls

[doostyaudi]

No hate but now that i think abt it, why is wenda the most popular sprunki character? Like u guys Simon is right there u guys hes-

[imsiriuslyreading]

Cold blooded deer murderer 🫧🫶♾️💍❤️‍🔥

There’s a saying. It goes something like, “If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.” Lily had never much believed in God, nor any of the religious practises that went alongside him. But she regularly spoke to the sky. She’d been whispering secrets to the moon since she was old enough to string a sentence. All of her wishes, the hopes and the dreams. The things that scared her so much she couldn’t speak them out loud to anyone but the stars. 

She’d confessed that to James once, when they were younger. She’d regretted it the moment the words had left her, wincing inwardly and waiting for him to laugh at her. But, of course, he hadn’t laughed. Because that wasn’t James. He was the last person on earth to make anyone feel silly over something that meant something. Instead, he’d smiled at her like she’d let him in on the most interesting secret of all, and said, “I wonder if you’ll get to hear all your secrets again one day. When you’re up there.” 

She’d known there and then that she would love that boy for the rest of her life. They were only about thirteen at the time. And in actuality, it hadn’t been a bumpless road. There had been hurdles, quite a few, in fact. Breakups, fights and arguments. Different boyfriends and girlfriends scattered throughout those first few years. But it never changed. Not for her, not really. 

Ever since that one conversation, James Potter had been the main topic of all her conversations with the moon. 

[polysucks]

But here’s the thing. We don’t read the articles anymore. Not really. And these publications are banking on that. I was mindlessly scrolling when I saw the above post. I deadass wasn’t gonna read it at first and just send the cropped title to my husband with a text that said “another Roseanne Barr :/ another filthy commie we lost to the taste of money.” Because that’s what the publications want.

They want you to share the article so they get paid for hits on their site, whether you read it or not, they get paid by the ad you see. They get paid when you purchase a subscription because they won’t let you read past the first paragraph unless you pay 5.99/month to get down to the third paragraph where the headline pulls the quote from. They don’t give a fuck if you actually think critically—

OUTRAGE SELLS.

and if the title catches your attention, you’ll share it.

I bet you scrolled back up for context when you saw the big text.

Wow i just found two new articles with headers that fucking completely misrepresent that wat Michael Moore's recent open letter said:

what the fuck man, are you expecting people not to actually read the rest of the article?

do you think people aren't going to read this part?

fuck off with that, the man is 100% cool with Luigi

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

We know our man GRRM is fond of Beauty and the Beast, but i wonder if he was influenced for Sandor as well by Phantom of the Opera (another Batb story!). There's a Phantom adaptation which has the Phantom be named "Sandor", and he's not born disfigured, his face is burnt in a fire...And his dead wife has red hair. The film's from 1983 made for tv, obscure. maybe it's a coincidence but..

I checked GRRM's writings and interviews -- using zionius's So Spake Martin Extended search engine, which has everything -- and I'm afraid I can't find any time GRRM has ever even mentioned the Phantom of the Opera. I know sansan Phans have brought up the connection before, but the fact that, yes, POTO is also a beauty and the beast story may just be the simple reason for those shared tropes, sorry. And GRRM has said that Sandor being a real name was unintentional.

Thank you for that info about the 1983 TV movie, though. GRRM did start working in Hollywood in the 80s -- although not until 1985, he had just published The Armageddon Rag in '83 -- but it is possible he saw the movie when it was nationally broadcast on CBS. However, if he did, he's never mentioned it. Perhaps someone sometime could ask him about any perceived POTO connections...

[creepyoldguy33]

i would like to talk about how scared johnny must've been when darry hit ponyboy

like he flinches so hard when darrel throws the papers at sodapop, to the point he fully turns around as if he's waiting to get hit. he's scared that either himself or sodapop will be hit. then he watches darry, his friend, protector, brother, maybe even the closest thing he has to a good father figure, hit his best friend who's also like a brother right in front of him.

all because pony came home late, and johnny can't help but think that darry hates him and it's all his fault. i'd also like to say that johnny was definitely thinking the entire time that he was next and gonna get it 10x worse. not to mention the fact that johnny's sitting there the entire time nervously as he watched darry just yell at his brothers and johnny can't do anything about it. and johnny hates ponyboy yelling at darry just as bad.

johnny is beaten by his dad a lot and when he sees darry hit ponyboy he is SO terrified for the both of them that he feels the need to get pony out of there immediately, even if darry hates him or will hurt him even more.