#Sophia who rings up in the afternoon to ask why i haven't done any invoices and asks what I've been doing all day | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fazcinatingblog · 3 months ago

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My actual conversation: so my Nana picked Collingwood when she was a kid, I'm not sure why, I mean Sophia picked Collingwood because she was born in Collingwood and I think grew up that way and then she stayed with Collingwood her whole life even though her brother always switched teams---- wait oh no why am I talking about Sophia's life, this is meant to be about my Nana and

#my special skill: turning everything into being about Sophia #sophia 'just post the fucking letter today then'#Sophia who argues with me about when to send an invoice charging interest #Sophia who rings up in the afternoon to ask why i haven't done any invoices and asks what I've been doing all day #Jesus Christ i don't know #nothing really #the tiramisu came with a dried orange so i got to eat tiramisu and then suck on the dried orange and #now the dried grapefruit in my pocket has a friend #just weirdly collecting dried citrus fruit #completely normal #can't wait for the next therapy session just list the dried citrus in my coat pocket and she's like 'oh dear this is bad'#oh yeah back to sophia she's hiring another admin staff WITHOUT TELLING ME #when is she going to spring this on me #she just expects me to teach this new girl EVERYTHING without giving me a heads up first??????#what the hell #when's she going to tell me?????#she only rang me every two seconds today and not once did she think to tell me there's a new girl starting??? that i have to train?????#Jesus Christ #she's out of control #no sorry we can't name yesterday's cyclone 'Sophia' because we've already got a cyclone named sophia

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