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mediocreronpas · 7 years ago

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Izuru, Kiibo, Junko, Korekiyo, Hoshi, Tanaka, Ouma, and Angie with a cuckoolander/SHSL Fantasy Writer S/O

These two were so similar that I decided to combine them, hope you don’t mind.

- Mod Teruteru

Izuru Kamukura

- He feels like you should be less interesting.

- But you kind of aren’t.

- The way you kind of just wander around aimlessly for hours is amusing.

- How you can turn a trip to the mall into an amazing and well detailed fantasy story is a skill that you have that he thinks is cute.

- You start yelling the introduction when you open your front door and search for a piece of paper.

- He would read your stories and piece together what outings they were.

- A story about picking up a queen and king to take them to a safe house when them and their kingdom was being attacked… that time Sonia and Gundam had to get their house gassed due to termites and you let them stay here for the week.

- One about a wood elf and a drow elf being forced to judge an eating contest between two trolls by the human chef the trolls captured to make the food… When Akane and Twogami had an eating competition at Teruteru’s house and Hanamura forced you and Izuru to stay in case something bad happened.

- Keeping you out of trouble while you were in a floaty state was something else he did.

- He basically kept you from doing anything weird.

- Not that you knew what you were doing.

Kiibo

- He’s so confused by you.

- How could you not know any kind of human standards when you started living in the human world from the very beginning?

- He doesn’t know why you think magic exists either.

- There’s been plenty of scientific studies from thousands of years ago that proved magic to be non-existent.

- He’s shown them to you

- But no.

- The chocolate you get in your basket every year is from a rabbit, and the gifts you get that aren’t labeled from anyone is from santa.

- He does like it when you write stories with someone you say was inspired by him.

- Like a steampunk robot boy and his faithful teenage inventor.

- Or an ancient stone guardian in the shape of a teenage boy.

- When doing things weird, Kiibo doesn’t know when to stop you.

- Usually it’s too late.

- But he enjoys learning about regular human life with you.

- So that’s a perk.

Junko Enoshima

- She loves how you just kind of float around the halls.

- You’re never really sure what your next class is, and neither is anyone else.

- Especially since you call them things like scrolling and training.

- You light up when Junko knows that the things you are talking about are english and gym.

- When you walk on the street together you spout descriptions about them as if they were stone roads filled with peasant owned stalls. Then you looked at Junko and described a beautiful pink haired queen being forced to walk the peasants road because her horse carriage was in the shop.

- Then Junko would tap into her queen persona and yell “Bow down peasants! Your queen has graced you with her presents!”

- You love it when she changes personalities, by the way.

- You’ll play along with whatever she pulls with full enthusiasm.

- Even if you both get in trouble.

- Which is an aspect she loves.

Korekiyo Shinguji

- He finds you extremely interesting.

- The way he met you was the first interesting thing.

- You were just sitting in an empty classroom all by yourself, staring at the ceiling.

- He kind of just sat at the opening of the door until he decided to approach you.

- And when he did you snapped out of your little trance and scooted backwards a bit so your back touched the wall.

- “After his long winded observation, the onyx haired vampire decided it was time to introduce himself.”

- Shinguji put a finger to his mask covered mouth.

- “Oh? Am I the onyx haired vampire?”

- “His stance was fierce yet sophisticated. Though it intimidated the elf a bit, it also intrigued them.”

- You stood and looked him in the eye.

- “‘They got up from their resting spot to make themselves look more dangerous.’ My name is F/N L/N. I am a lythari in search for the Glass of the Forgotten. Have you seen it in this area by any chance?”

- You were kind of confusing him, then he realized.

- “You mean this pair of glasses I found in the other room?”

- As soon as your sharp eyes met with the glasses, they became soft and friendly. You had come out of your magical adventure status and into your regular head in the clouds one.

- “Hmm? Can I have those please? A friend of mine lost them. I can’t remember which though…”

- Since your first meeting, you had kept hanging around Shinguji, in search of things that you could turn into fantastical stories.

- This just gave Korekiyo all the more reason to study you and your ‘magical’ antics.

Ryoma Hoshi

- He is constantly pulling you from possible embarrassing situations.

- A lot of face palms are in order.

- You even wrote a book with the two of you as inspired characters.

- “The most deadly sin of all.”

- It’s about a reckless satyr and their intelligent gnome partner in search of the demons of the seven deadly sins, Greed (Togami), Wrath (Nidai), Gluttony (Akane), Lust (Teruteru), Envy (Hajime), Sloth (Himiko), and Pride (Ouma). So they can defeat them, collect the relics they hold and summon the devil king so they can kill them once and for all.

- It’s already a bestseller.

- So much so that you and Hoshi get recognized on the streets and complimented on for the general descriptions of the characters and the lovable arc the gnome goes through as he tries to get over his past as a criminal so he can get closer to the satyr.

- Whenever this happens your imagination explodes and Hoshi has to stop you from yelling some sort of line you would write in a book.

- You love calling Hoshi’s tennis matches battles.

- He sometimes wishes that he was up there to stop you from yelling stuff like, “Go Hoshi! Smite the beast right through the heart!”

- But he appreciates the enthusiasm.

Gundam Tanaka

- At first he thought you were just playing along with his act.

- Then he noticed how you were doing it all the time.

- You always stayed in a floaty state of mind until Gundam went into character.

- Then you became somewhat of a supervillain with a super intense voice.

- You were kind of like, all of what Gundam wanted to be when he was younger.

- You once sang a rock version of “You’re Welcome” from Moana to him while pretending to be a demi god.

- He absolutely loves the things you’re willing to do to prove that you were magic.

- Wait are those his deer?

- Whenever you weren’t in your state of magic and adventures, you barely knew what was going on.

- You’ll just switch from badass relentless supervillain to a little soft rabbit who was dropped off in the middle of who knows where.

- Whenever this happened, you would walk over to Gundam and quietly ask him what you need to do.

- Gundam gets fuzzy feelings when he thinks about this part of your personality.

- But for some reason when he thinks of your villain persona, he feels like he’s getting a burst of adrenaline.

- He can’t decide which one is better.

- So he asks you what you think.

- “‘The high elf scratched their head in confusion. They didn’t really know how to answer this.’ Well how about, ‘They said in a low voice. ‘You love both sides equally instead trying to like one half of a person better than the other.’”

- Gundam thought on this for a bit, then he laughed.

- “You are correct as always S/O. It was foolish of me to ask such a question.”

- Then you went back to your fluffy state.

- “Mm, I don’t know. It was just something I came up with on the spot. You don’t have to take it seriously.”

- Then Gundam laughed some more and caressed your face.

- “Its okay. You’re right. I should love all of you. Not just some of you.”

- “Thank you.”

Kokichi Ouma

- You started off as rivals.

- In your eyes, you began your meeting with him with a duel. He had insulted your mechanical friend and you wanted revenge.

- You constantly referred to him as a black hearted halfling who used his magic to lie and manipulate people.

- While he called you a delusional asylum escapee.

- When he tries to mess with you, you tend to have your head in the clouds and unknowingly ignore him.

- When you do this he starts whining loudly.

- When he did this the first time you snapped out of your trance and glared at him.

- “The mighty high elf angrily stared at her rival for interrupting their peaceful visit to their mind palace. ‘You’re lucky I don’t blink you to the Ethereal Plane.’ They growled. ‘For what reason do you have for interrupting me?’”

- Then Ouma blinked at you and smiled.

- “I was just trying to save you from your own insanity. One more minute inside your own head and you would have gone bananas for real!”

- You continued glaring at him.

- “Or maybe not. Who knows, I am a liar after all.”

- You laughed.

- “‘The opinion of my sanity is my decision and my decision alone.’ Then the high elf smiled. ‘There’s no room for any opinion even close to one made by a shorty like you.’”

- But you both learned to settle your differences.

- You stopped calling each other names. You agreed to stop making fun of Ouma’s height as long as Ouma stopped teasing your soft kitten like side.

- And whenever you went to your soft side, he...sometimes lets you know what’s going on.

- Not always.

- I want to make that clear.

- You would always cross your arms and make a cute huff when he didn’t

- Which is why he didn’t often.

Angie Yonaga

- She always finds your strange mannerisms as a blessing from Atua.

- Whenever you began spouting whatever about two pixies traveling the world together, she would out her hands together and says two or three words in a language you don’t know to thank him.

- She loves and triggers your soft side a lot.

- “Uhh, Agnie, can you please help me write my next book. My fans are getting antsy.”

- “Okay S/O! Do you want to pray with me? Atua may have some good ideas he wants to share!”

- “Ah, okay.”

- Then you and Angie would get into a prayer session.

- Thanks to Angie’s prayers, you have written plenty of amazing books.

- But this was mostly because some of these prayer sessions can last for a long while. And when they end you’ll just sit down and write mindlessly then publish a book without really knowing what it was about.

- As long as Angie had helped you, you thought it was a good book.

- Which she found really cute.

#danganronpa #danganronpa2 #super dangan ronpa 2 #new danganronpa v3 #dr1 #sdr2 #ndrv3 #ndrv3 imagines #izuru kamukura #kiibo #junko enoshima #korekiyo shinguuji #ryoma hoshi #gundam tanaka #ouma kokichi #angie yonaga #mod teruteru

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fearofaherobrine · 8 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #204

“Home then Out Again IRL”

[Doc] Well I'm overheated and starting to think we should head back. So many guys shouldn't be left unsupervised for long...

[Lie] - Good point, I'm a little surprised CP hasn't come looking for me yet...

[gem] yay void coldness time

[aven] we still never found a pokemon

[Herabrine] He probably decided to fap in every room and passed out afterwards.

[Sweet Alex] Hera!

[Deer] - Does this mean I have to put clothes on again?

[Yaunfen] Is still snoozing on Doc's head-

[Doc] Actually I was hoping you'd transform and help me carry everyone...

[Deer] - Oh, alright- She concentrates briefly and shifts into her dragon form

[Doc] Aven, we can go back out again later with a smaller group.

[Lie] Stands up- I'll go get changed real quick

[Herabrine] Floats up and shakes herself off, she's near instantly dry.

[Alexis] - Showoff

[gem] -is waiting for the group in the pool making more crowns so she stays wet and can be more cool in the void-

[Herabrine] It's good to be a brine. You're just jelous.

[Alexis] - Why would I be jealous?

[Sweet Alex] Clambers out and pats off with a towel before putting her sarong back on. -

[gem] -gathers her pokemon in their balls and makes one that looks like enderpearls and puts it on sky's head-

[Herabrine] Because I have weird powers and you're just a human critter?

[Doc] Knock it off please...

[Alexis] Joins Lie in changing back into normal clothes-

[Alexis] - Please remember that for the longest time brine was related to something very bad

[Doc] Hunkers down to take about half the group on hir back-

[guardians] -gathers by the group-

[Herabrine] Yeah, I'm bad. So what?

[Lie] - That's enough, let's not end this day on a bad note

[Deer] Gathers the other half of the group including the sleeping Mix-

[gem] -makes a glowy flower shaped planets that half are blue the other half is white and put's it on mix's head-

[gem] -then gathers by the group dripping wet-

[Doc] Makes a portal and trots back out into the void. Xe waits for hir mate and any stragglers who chose to walk before closing it up again.

[Lie] Shivers- Fuck the cold

[gem] yay it's cold!

[Yaunfen] Curls up a bit tighter-

[Doc] Hurries through the darkness to get them all out of the cold void-

[gem] maybe I should make my room a freezer again

[Lie] - I'll give you more cold flowers, but I wont enter your room if it's that cold

[Zyria] you just want it to be space cold don't you gem

[gem] yes I want space

[Doc] Opens the way into the server and hustles them all out into the sunshine before closing the wall again. - Everything seems okay...

[gem] look like no fires where started

[Sweet Alex] Yawns- I'm heading home, thanks for the fun outing guys!

[Lie] Slides off- Seems a little too quiet..."

[Alexsezia] Same here. Call me if you ever want to do that again. - heads toward her home as well

[Alexis] - Hold up, I'll join you guys

[lord Enderman] is this where you live ben

[aven] one yes two call me aven

[BEN] Comes riding over- AVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[Herabrine] I'm gonna go look for Lj, you guys have fun.

[aven] -ben is still in control so her voice sounds male- yes?

[Sky] Looks around while holding Mix.

[Doc] Sky, there's a bed in the little house by the horse pen if you want to lay her down for a bit before going home...

[Sky] I think I'll do that.... - Heads inside.

[BEN] - They keep trying to convince me to go near water!

[hyrule] baff

[Doc] Moves hir head very deliberatly to not dislodge Yaunfen, and manages to bump lovingly against Deerheart.

[Deer] Nuzzles Doc lovingly-

[Doc] So glad everything is as we left it. Nice to know I can trust Cp at least to behave now.

[lady spider] awe that's such a cute baby -tries to get closer to ben so she can hug hyrule-

[BEN] Snarls at her and holds Hyrule closer-

[Doc] He's a bit defensive of his child miss. I can't really blame him. Creepypastas have some fertility issues, so this child is very special.

[aven] it's ok she is safe ben

[BEN] - Don't care

[lady spider] -backs away sadly-

[Lie] - Aven, I think Hyrule may want another bath, do you want me to help you with that again?

[BEN}] - NO BATHS!

[aven] -quietly to lie- if we can hyrule away from ben

[Lie] - Give me a minute- She calls out mentally to CP who teleports over

[CP] - What?

[Lie] - Can you get Hyrule away from BEN?

[CP] - Of course

[aven] lady spider you do know the other half of me will freak out everytime you com around so please be careful

[lady spider] I will make sure to be careful

[hyrule] wa-er baff

[CP] Lunges at BEN and manages to gently get Hyrule away before handing the baby to Lie and pinning BEN to the ground- Alright, do what you need to do

[Lie] Gives CP a quick kiss and looks at Hyrule- Who's a stinky little baby who needs a bath?

[hyrule] -giggles- baff baff

[Doc] Oh dear... -Xe spawns a cauldron, - Just fill it with one of your water buckets Lie. Then you don't have to take him anywhere

[Lie] - Thanks Doc- She fills the cauldron and looks at Aven- Do you just want me to do it or do you want to try?

[aven] no please you can

[Doc] Quietly to Cp- Did we miss anything?

[CP] - Fucking Steve rode past on TLOT

[Doc] In a human form or... other....?

[Lie] Nods in understanding and begins to gently bathe Hyrule in the cauldron-

[CP] - Mammoth

[lord creeper] -gets close to cp making a tiss sound-

[BEN] From under CP there's muffled noises-

[CP] - What?

[Doc] I'm sure that was a sight. Did you enjoy your quiet time? You okay there BEN?

[lord creeper] hello

[CP] - Wasn't very quiet over all...

[BEN] Manages to get his head up far enough to talk- TLOT told the villagers about the Notch that's here

[CP] - Can the others understand you or no?

[lord creeper] yesss

[Doc] Glances at the creeper - I understand, They're speaking normally. Something on your mind... um, Creeper?

[CP] - Good, then I won't need to translate

[lord creeper] all of usss ssspeak in a way othersss can under ssstand

[Doc] At BEN - I don't hear much in the ways of revolution, I presume they took the information well enough?

[BEN] - Don't know yet, juries still out

[Doc] Eh, I think they respect TLOT enough to come around. Toes crossed.

[CP] - Whatever

[Doc] At the creeper- That's unusual here, but handy enough. Just don't go trying to organize our mobs. We like them free to do whatever they want.

[lord creeper] we can alssso talk like mobsss but we can tell that the mobsss are in normal ssspawn like order here

[Doc] Yeah, we have a few that the native brine brought in that act as bodyguards for his mate and people, and one creeper they keep around the house just as a companion, but that's all.

[Lie] Gently pours water over Hyrule-

[hyrule] -giggles and splashes-

[lord creeper] the mobsss that lived where we came from tended to with out our guidance form groupsss and attack with out mercy and ssspawned when ever they felt like it

[Doc] Well we have a lot of humans here and they are under admin protection...

[lord creeper] I am glad your keeping them sssafe

[Doc] We like our little ones around here. - Hir eyes roll up to Yaunfen still snoring softly on hir head.

[BEN] - Where is my son?

[aven] don't worry about it ben

[Doc] About twelve cubes from your position. Lie is holding Hyrule.

[BEN] Whines a little-

[Lie] - Aven? Do you have any fresh diapers? Or a towel?

[aven] hands lie a diper and some bone meal

[gem] holds out a wool towel to dry him off with

[Doc] I knew you guys would be prepared. He's getting some rather fine parenting with the three of you.

[Lie] Pulls Hyrule out of the water and plays a bit of peek-a-boo with him while she dries him-

[hyrule] -is giggleing- wa-er

[Lie] - Yes, we were in water

[Doc] Half the server was.

[aven] I know ben doen't like it but hyrule like aqua and aqua is very nice to hyrule

[Lie] Diapers Hyrule and passes him over to Aven since BEN is still pinned-

[Doc] How is Aqua anyway? Any sign of first words?

[aven] -takes hyrule and holds him and gives him kisses- thank you lie

[BEN] - How the fuck should we know?

[gem] because I take care of him so no, no signs of words

[Doc] Well... - xe addresses the group of newcomers- Do you guys have any questions? Do you need a place to stay?

[lord Enderman] for now yes we do need a place and what is this place

[Doc] Okay, you can stay with me and my family. This is a sanctuary for the hunted. We take in Herobrines, dragons, creepypastas, and even weak and peaceful NOTCHes and hide them from those who would hurt them.

[lady spider] that's so sweet

[Doc] Blushes a bit- Everyone deserves a safe place to lay their heads.

[CP] - I swear, you just want to run an insane asylum

[Doc] I have a bad case of bleeding hearts... Luckly for you especially.

[Notch] Comes wandering up from the direction of Stevie's house. - Oh hey. You're back. How was it?

[CP] - Fuck off!

[Lie] - CP!

[gem] hello

[Notch] Not nice. -notices the mobs- Wait, Are these guys more of your mobs Cp?

[CP] - Nope

[Notch] Obvious sigh of relief-

[lord Enderman] greetings

[Notch] Hello.... um... does someone have a translation program running? I understood that and I haven't heard an enderman speak english ever apart from Enderbro...

[lady spider] no we speak english

[Notch] Wow... are you guys glitches?

[lord Enderman] no we spawn like this. this is normal for us.

[Doc] I think they're just from a more advanced seed. Guys, this is Markus. He's the orginal Notch. A human who Cp... invited to join us.

[lord creeper] it'sss a pleasssure to meet you

[lady enderdragon] -is trying to get close to yaunfen-

[CP] Finally gets off of BEN-

[Notch] Stops himself from sticking out a hand to shake since the creeper can't reciprocate easily. - Charmed as well.

[CP] - Yeah... Invited...

[Doc] Is wary but lets the lady see Yaunfen- Just don't touch, they're sleeping so sound. Our little one had a big day out.

[lady enderdragon] they are so small

[Doc] They've only had two spurts of growth so far. They came from a heavily modded seed. I don't actually know how big they'll be when they're grown.

[lady enderdragon] -smiles at yaunfen-

[Doc] So far they only know three words. We're still in the toddler phase.

[lady enderdragon] that is so adorable

[Markus] Wait? Three. It was only one last time I heard. What are the other two words?

[Deer] - No and fuck...

[Notch] Fuck?

[Doc] Mb was hanging around...

[Notch] Oh...

[lord creeper] -is making a tiss sound rapidly like laughing-

[Doc] Mb is a bit.... rough around the edges..

[Mb] Shouting from the other end of the spawn - Go fuck yourself Doc!-

[Doc] See?

[lady silver fish] -looks like a kid- how sad does that mb seem

[Doc] He has issues... we're working on it. This is a place for healing after all.

[lady sliver fish] I would like to see the end result

[Doc] Then you'll have to stick around for a while. - side-eyes Cp - These things take time and careful handling...

[Notch] Hey Cp?

[CP] - What now?

[Notch] Your little brother had a bit of a shock today and you might want to go visit him...

[CP] - Why would I do that?

[Notch] Because....? - Flails around a bit.

[Doc] Because it wouldn't evicerate you to visit him Cp?

[CP] - Could I eviscerate him?

[Notch] Gives Cp a tired look. - Are we really back to that?

[Doc] No.

[Lie] - CP, we can do something when you get home IF you have a... Pleasant visit with your brother

[Notch] Whispers something to Doc-

[Doc] REALLY? THAT'S SO COOL!

[Doc] Whispers in Deerheart's ear as well-

[CP] Gives them a suspicious look-

[Deer] - It evolved?

[Notch] It's huge!

[Doc] YEEE.

[CP] - Probably into something more ridiculous

[alexine] -is walking away from the group to find Stevenson-

[Lie] - Come on CP, go visit him

[Notch] I'll walk with you...

[CP] Growls a little-

[Notch] Shrinks a little.

[Lie] - CP...

[CP] - FINE!

[BEN] - Oh, by the way, TLOT's villagers know about you now Notch

[gem] stop being grumpy

[Notch] I hope they're okay.... But it's not like they were ever NOTCH worshipers.

[Doc] Just Zile....

[BEN] - Well I know that at least one of them wants to meet you

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[Notch] Blushes a bit- Oh....

[BEN] - Maybe Flux will have a bit of competition now~

[Doc] Who is it?

[BEN] - The weird lady with the baby creepers

[lord creeper] creepersss

[Doc] Chuckles- Then no, Markus is not nearly green or explosive enough for her tastes.

[Notch] I hope she's not looking for me to blow me up?!

[CP] - Who knows

[Deer] Frowns as something catches her attention- CP? Didn't you do something around this time of the year before?

[CP] - The fuck do you mean?

[Doc] Cocks an eyebrow at her- Are you becoming more sensitive to the servers internal clock?

[Deer] - Maybe? But I think it's the first day of spring?

[Doc] Is that signifigant...?

[CP] Tenses- Er, uh...

[Lie] Blushes a little-

[Notch] You guys are all sort of signed in right?

[Doc] We have legal accounts.

[Notch] You know you could make it so there's an announcement over the chat or something on anniversary or other signifigant days.

[gem] that would be super cool

[Deer] - We can?

[CP] Subtly makes a way out of the game-

[Doc] I'd have to just pick a spawnday for myself, but I can get a bead on when Deerheart showed up and when Yaunfen hatched at least

[Doc] Cp? Where are you going?

[CP] - Nowhere!

[Doc] If you're going out, I want to come.

[CP] - Why?

[Doc] Practice?

[CP] Scowls-

[Doc] Love, can you watch Yaunfen for a bit?

[Deer] - Absolutely- She reaches over and gently picks Yaunfen up and places them between her front paws

[Notch] I'll stay here with Deerheart and go with you when you get back Cp.

[CP] Glares at Notch a little-

[Notch] Smiles pleasantly-

[Doc] Addresses the group - I'm gonna step out again for a bit. If you need to bed down in the meantime, I'm sure my beloved will take care of you.

[Deer] Nods in confirmation-

[CP] - I'm making the portal this time, don't wanna waste much time

[lord Enderman] -waves good bye to doc with the rest of the group-

[Doc] Shifts to normal and waits beside him-

[CP] Makes the opening bigger and quickly steps through-

[Doc] Follows behind him-

[CP] Slips them out through a tv in a store-

[Doc] Notices they're in public and shucks off hir gloves and coat so Cp won't bitch. Hir tank top is pale green today and xe changes hir purple pants to black hurredly-

[CP] Stalks out into an open air market full of crafts and other things-

[Doc] Is assaulted by the riot of high res colors and intense smells and reels for a moment.

[CP] Glances back at them- The fuck is wrong with you?

[Doc] Sticks out a hand and catches Cp's shirttail with it to keep from stumbling- It's a bit much....

[CP] - Yeah, these places can be busy

[Doc] Steady's hir breathing- Where are we?

[CP] - A street market, usually hand made things are sold at these

[Doc] Ah, amongst fellow crafters. I like it. So what are we doing? Just looking for knick-knacks?

[CP] Hesitates a bit- The first day of spring... It's Lie's spawn day, or birthday out here

[Doc] OH! So you're getting her a present? Cp... I'm so proud of you!

[CP] - Shut up asshole

[Doc] Beams a huge happy smile at him anyway.

[CP] Starts scanning the stalls near them, looking for something Lie might like-

[Doc] Is just oogling everything and trying very hard not to be obvious about it. Xe fusses around in hir inventory and comes up with a little plastic card- Good thing I still have this on me...

[CP] Passes by the jewelry stalls, knowing Lie doesn't wear any-

[Doc] Has found the toys and holds up a floppy doll in a green outfit with a huge grin- Hey look! It looks like BEN, but less stinky!

[CP] Shakes his head- Get it for Hyrule if you really wanna annoy BEN

[Doc] Hir eyes glitter mischeviously- Sold!

CP] - Don't tell me that, go to the seller

[Doc] Am I not allowed to be enthusiastic? - Xe looks around and fixes on a bored looking girl at a table in the back- I'll take this.

[Girl] Okay... here. Just swipe - she holds up a phone with a triangular device sticking out of the top-

[Doc] Is already distracted and points at a colorful cat plushie behind her- I want that too!

[Girl] Eyebrow- Okaaay.... - adds it to the total- Swipe please.

[Doc] Stares at the reader nervously-

[Girl] Looks so done with everything and everyone-

[CP] Is snickering at Doc's hesitation-

[Doc] Stares at the card for a second and tries to fit it in the wrong way- I'm sorry...

[Girl] Annoyed. She takes the card and pulls it through the reader. - Sign here-

[Doc] Scribbles hir full name with some trepedation -

[CP] - You done yet?

[Doc] Noticed a string of twinkly things hanging over the clerk - Where did you..?

[Girl] Two booths down -sigh-

[Doc] Drags Cp with some difficulty. Xe fumbles around in the gaudy stall and finds a little box with a picture like what xe was looking at. The tips are spiky stars. - It's so neat... and it changes color like a Jeb sheep! Man... it's smelly in here. Reminds me of those oily flowers Lie made for Sweet Alex. They sure have a lot of blown glass things too...

[CP] Grumbles-

[Doc] quietly at Cp- what are these for anyway?

[Doc] Notices a container with several rolls of wrapped paper and pulls one out. Is this....? Oh! It's whatever is on the label? Such pretty images. I like this one the best. It's, I don't even know.... It speaks to me.... - the image is bordered with sylized curtains and is obviously very old but recolored with more garish tones to catch a black light. It's a strange sealed glass vessel with three birds curled up inside of it.

[CP] - Doc... That's for what BEN smokes...

[Doc] OH. Wow.... that's super fancy. It looks like lab equiptment but colorful!

[CP] - Yeah yeah, are we done here?

[Doc] In a minute, I'm going to buy this poster-

-There's a cold whisper of wind near Cp's ear, and the distinct sense of diapproval and a tiny edge of panic.

[CP] Frowns and looks around, his eyes narrowing as he looks-

[Doc] Comes back with the artwork in a bag. - Okay, we can move on-

[CP] - Did you feel anything... Odd?

[Doc] Suddenly looks a teeny bit scared. - No? Are there.... other creepypastas around?

[CP] - No, they wouldn't have been able to resist the chance to make fun of me out here...

[Doc] Scoots close to him- Let's just.. go... Wait? why would they make fun of you?

[CP] Heads deeper into the market- Because would you ever actually expect to find me in a place like this?

[Doc] Why not? There's all kinds of things here. - Gestures to a used bookseller- Surely at least Slender reads? He's been around for so long, I can't see TV providing much enjoment.

[CP] - He get's his proxies to get him things

[Doc] I'm still going to count that as him being here.

[CP] Rolls his eyes and continues looking-

[Doc] Feels something tug the tube and jumps. Xe skitters in front of Cp- I think someone's trying to steal my stuff! Here! Hide me for a sec- Xe uses his size to mark hir from view long enough to put the bags in hir inventory.

[CP] Is on high alert now-

[Doc] You lead. I'm feeling a bit.. uncertain.

[CP] Slips around Doc and moves on at a bit of a faster pace-

[Doc] Holds his shirttail-

[CP] Slows a little as he spots a stall filled with more flowing type clothes-

[Doc] Is distracted by a rack of kimonos. - This looks kinda like what Flux wears.

[CP] - They're called Kimono's, they're from Japan

[Doc] They're really pretty. I might take the shape in mind next time I do some sewing.

-Towards the back there are shelves containing scarves-

[Doc] Ruffles through some embroidered bags- So what are you goign to get her?

[CP] - I don't know yet... There isn't much that she wants that she doesn't already have...

[Solace] Perhaps just yourself, willing to entertain and be around her? -when you appear beside someone, man.-

[Doc] Yeah, she is a bit hard to buy for... WHOAH!

[Luna] Waves at them from next to Solace-

[CP] - Fuck off Solace

[Doc] Hello Luna! Settling in nicely? Doing a bit of shopping Solace?

[Luna] - Oh, um, yes

[Solace] A bit, yes.

[Doc] Hey... you didn't like... brush past us earlier or something did you?

[Luna] - No, not that I'm aware of

[Doc] How are things at home? Slender was pretty furious the last time I saw him....

[Solace] If something passed you, wasn't us. We can keep a look out? - taps chin - He's still a bit bitter but he's accepted what happened.

[Doc] Ah, good. How are the cooking lessons coming along?

[Solace] - thoughtful look- ...And I'd just managed to forget....

[Solace] Mixed results, really. Sometimes things go.. very well, other times not so Much..

[Doc] I'd ask if he wanted my help but I'm pretty sure the answer would be 'fuck no, go die in a fire'...

[CP] Has slipped away from them farther into the store

[Doc] Moves to keep Cp in sight- Did you find something?

[CP] - Fuck off- The two girls working the table are giggling while watching CP

[Doc] Side eyes the girls- Any suggestions for someone shopping for their wife? -Eyes flick meaningfully to Cp- Likes horses, gardening and retro video games.

[Girls] Giggle some before one of them speaks- A hunk and a husband who will actually buy things for his wife? Sign me up

[Doc] Gives a very clear 'you'd be sorry' look and flashes hir sharklike teeth in a grin.

[CP] Rolls his eyes at Doc before turning away from them-

[Girls] Are obviously eyeing his butt-

[Doc] Follows him with a sigh.

[CP] - Fuck off Doc

[Doc] Do you want me to leave Cp? I thought I could help but you don't seem to want any.

[CP] - Was my trying to get out without you not a big enough hint?

[Doc] Wilts - I.. don't get out much... And now I have something cute for Yaunfen and Hyrule and some art for my house... I didn't want you to be alone. I know you're frustrated.

[CP] Groans and one of the stalls girls approaches-

[Girl] - So sir, it seems a shame that your wife is so difficult to buy for...

[Doc] It's because she has everything she needs already. It would be a frippery. Just something to make her smile.

[Girl] - Hmmmm, sounds like you could use someone easier to buy for

[CP] Is about ready to murder the girl-

[Doc] I think you're barking up the wrong tree. He's very, very taken.

[Girl] - Pity, I could probably show you a lot more than your ditzy wife

[Doc] Ummm... I seriously doubt that... I think you should back off.

[Girl] Looks at CP- Ditch your friend and meet me in the back- She then walks off

[Doc] Quietly- Only if you want to never be seen again... Come on Cp. Let's go somewhere else.

[CP] Storms out of the tent-

[Doc] Turns to the remaining girl- You should really listen when people tell you no. You can get in a lot of trouble ignoring other people's feelings.

[Girl] - Whatever, he's still the most delicious thing to come through here today

[Doc] He's also ex-military with severe PTSD and several hundred confirmed kills. I could see in his body language he was on the verge of a very bad reaction.

[Girl] - Ooooh, a strong military man huh?

[Doc] Is too stunned to keep the thought in- Wow... I guess survival instinct varies a lot amongst humans. You have my pity.

[Girl] - Whatever you weirdo

[Doc] Is getting a bit pissed- Weirdo? At least I'm not a suicidal nimrod!

[Girl] - I'm not suicidal! I'm just appreciating something somebody else isn't

[Doc] Who says he's not appreciated? You're making stupid assumptions about a complete stranger because you're utterly focused on what you want! -Flails a bit but falls back on hir experince with the internet- You're no better then a... a.. cis-white fuck-boy!

[Girl] - Fucking, there's a good idea... I wonder if I can get that delicious hunk in bed

[Doc] Just backs away from her a bit in consternation- Good gods... you're gonna be on the news someday. [as a missing person] - Turns on hir heel to leave

`[Girl] - Yeah, because I'll be famous!

[Doc] Quietly- Famously dead. - Xe looks around to see if Solace and Luna are still there.

[Solace] -Not too far away with Luna-

[Doc] Walks up to Solace- Geeze.... I try to be protective of humans usually, but some of them are dumb as dirt...

[Luna] Is looking at some necklaces-

[Solace] Indeed. Surprised Herobrine didn't rip her apart... Well, he could be...

[Doc] I hope not... stupidity should be an opening for teaching better ways. Not an automatic death sentance.

[Solace] Brother would disagree.

[Doc] That's because your brother is an apex predator, humans are his prey. In my case it's more like they're dogs and I'm a cat. Different thing but similar level.

[Solace] Hm... True. -Glances over to what Luna's looking at- ... See anything you like?

[Luna] Points to a silver necklace in the form of a moon-

[Doc] I guess it's a trust exercise then. If he comes back with blood on him, all I can really do is scold him for losing his temper.

[Solace] A lost temper in that situation is somewhat justified. -takes the necklace and pays for it before giving it to Luna-

[Luna] Smiles- Thank you Solace

[Doc] Thank you for watching over her. It means a lot to me.

[Luna] - Thank you for fighting for me

[Doc] Chokes a little- I... I couldn't not... I was just as terrified as you.

[Solace] It was the least I could do.

[Doc] If you ever want to visit us, either or both of you... let me know okay? It's a much calmer world.

[Solace] I'll keep that in mind, should we need it.

[Luna] - Where would we be going? Someplace like Splender's home?

[Doc] Oh, me and Cp, we live in a videogame. It's much lower res then out here.

[Luna] - A... Video game?

[Doc] Yeah. We're both Herobrines. We live in Minecraft. It's a survival game with crafting stuff. But I keep the local difficulty on the lowest setting.

[Luna] - I think my little brother played that...

[Doc] It's a nice place to live. I went from being a homeless glitch to having a massive castle I built all by myself.

[Luna] - Interesting...

[Doc] Turns to Solace - I'm glad your brother Splender likes to hang out with us. He's a ray of sunshine to be with. And one of the few inhabitants who really appreciates a good multi-colored build.

[Solace] I'm glad he's enjoying himself, anything interesting he's gotten done?

[Doc] He's pretty busy with his baby dragon. Have you met Pinwheel yet? She's got a horribly venemous bite but she's gorgeous to look at. And actually... he did help with something super important recently! He helped a small group of us kill a NOTCH that had horribly tortured one of my fellows on his previous seed. It was quite a battle, and the natives have basically given him a place of worship in their pantheon of gods and goddesses.

[Solace] Can't say I have... -actually seems a bit amused over what Doc's said- I'm glad he was of help!

[Doc] The really interesting part is that he has kind of Herobrine powers because of it. That brines abilities increase when people believe in him and they're passed on in a small way to everyone who was part of the battle. i don't know if he'll develop any new powers or if it will just enhance what he's got. But it's fascinating either way.

[Solace] I see, I'll be sure to pass that on so brother can be ready if Splendor may come back with a few new skills...

[Doc] Well.. don't tell him just for my sake... he may go ballistic again. I have no idea what his feelings on the matter may be.

[Solace] If he doesn't approve, I'll prevent him from murdering you? Not that he could, Splendor himself would stop him aswell.

[Doc] Thank you. I don't think it's really possible to have too many allies. So what's new with you two?

[Solace] Nothing particularly important... Although you would benefit more from making sure Herobrine hasn't indeed murdered that girl...

[Doc] You're right, it was nice seeing you both again. -walks back outside-

[Doc] Doesn't see Cp anywhere and slumps a bit- I really hope he didn't ditch me again... or murder anyone...

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