#So now i have to wrangle my stupid brain for another month bc it so badly wants to take this as a sign to reconsider

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... positive response... (๑•﹏•) And I'm too lazy to put in 10asks bc this is wayy too long for an ask... So... Here's what I ranted on this subject to my friend earlier today:

So, it starts with the dorms right? The first week for the kids is like sleeping over a friend's house for the first time, everyone is tip toeing around each other, (except like, Bakugou, 'cause he doesn't really care) But dude, being that careful leads to being suuuper high strung, not to mention the fact that none of them are probably getting very good sleep, bc it's a new place, too.

- So second week comes around and it's now more of a "if you even breathe in my direction, I will end you" bc come on, they're teenagers and now they're extra exhausted

-queue everyone getting on each other's nerves 24/7, trying to work around each other's schedules, habits, etc... And MAN do they have so much more enthusiasm for sparring practice bc that much teenage angst and aggression packed into a dorm sounds like a bad idea

- Like, "you ate my last Hot Pocket??? You're going to EAT DIRT in practice today." So it cycles through high and low tension between each other, and by the time like a month goes by, somehow they've basically just settled into sibling mode

Which is weird for the only-children in the class but everyone else finally just feels more at home

-unfortunately for Aizawa, settling into a huge family mode does NOT keep them from doing stupid stuff, in fact, it seems to increase the stupidity somehow. But their teamwork has improved by strides, and they've naturally started boosting each other in weak areas

SO. stupidity has multiplied, and the kids are accidentally calling the teachers dad/mom more than ever before, bc all of a sudden they aren't with their own families all the time, so their brains just sort of fill whatever gaps they can with what's available (responsible adult = parental figure ???)

- As much as he tries to act unaffected, Aizawa is just so dang soft for these kids and he's been having dreams nightmares where they are actually, legitimately legally his children, and he just worries ALL THE DANG TIME

- And then everything just sort of cements itself a couple weeks after Eri joins his gaggle of children...

for some reason these kids just are completely incapablele of giving him any sort of break, and so there's some sort of petty shouting match in the common room,, is it friendly? Are they arguing? Shota certainly doesn't care, he's been dangerously low on sleep lately and has not had nearly enough coffee to deal with this, so he just yells out the (current) trouble makers names and says they're all grounded-

- everything grinds to a complete stop, and now theres like 15+ kids staring at him, shocked. Until one of the kids previously uninvolved(Bakugou? Kaminari?) starts laughing, bc dude you just got grounded by our TEACHER

And Aizawas glare snaps to them and is like "you're grounded, too"

the laughing is gone now, and a chorus of why's and how's and what's and protests break out- another glare shuts them up, but one brave student has the courage to ask what in the world they are even grounded from and he's like "I haven't decided yet"

- Because basically he said it on a knee jerk reaction and has no idea where to go with it, but he can't back out now and the thought of trying to explain this away and change what he said sounds like a bigger headache than just going with it

- And after the initial annoyance and headache of it all, somehow he finds that it works better than whatever they were trying before to keep the kids wrangled, because, again, they're living away from their parents, so everything is weird and crazy until he pulls the parent card on accident and now the kids find that somehow their life feels a lot more normal than before

And there's plenty of joking in the teachers office, but they're all pretty relieved at the stupid amount of difference it has made on the kids.

so all of this blows over, and isn't quite forgotten but now it's just normal, until one stressful week, Aizawa has gotten very little sleep, and somehow Toshinori got himself hurt because he followed his big heart and did something stupid and brave at the cost of his own safety

And all the teachers are called in for a meeting to find a solution to this week's disaster,

And Aizawa takes one look at Toshi covered in bandages again, and in his half asleep state, just goes, "Toshinori-san. You're grounded."

all of the teachers are on the edge of dying from trying not to laugh,

but Toshi is sputtering, like, you can't do that?? And he looks to Nedzu for help, who looks him right in the eye and says, "you heard him. You're grounded." With a shrug and goes back to drinking tea.

At this point Midnight snorts, and Mic lets out this high pitched wheezing noise, and Shouta looks around the room without a care and crawls into his sleeping bag and passes out

- (he won't admit that the sight of so many bandages automatically reminded him of a certain problem child)

- (or that saying that was also a complete accident that he ran with again because he still couldn't think of a way to talk himself out of it)

- so yeah that's the crack I was thinking of today:

"Aizawa catches family-feelings, which leads to accidental fatherly actions, which becomes a habit because his kids are more than a handful, which turns into accidentally fathering his co-workers because they remind him of the kids sometimes"

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

*accidental fatherly actions ensue*

Okay okay okay so I've got this silly little Dadzawa idea going around in my head today and at its most basic form it's: "Aizawa catches family-feelings, which leads to accidental fatherly actions, which becomes a habit because his kids are more than a bit of trouble, which turns into accidentally fathering his co-workers because they remind him of the kids sometimes" and I think it's pretty funny but I also feel kinda stupid asdksksks

Wait no thats amazing?? Aizawa accidentally making All Might eat his lunch and have plenty of sleep.