#So is Donny and Marty AKA Slacker

[2004joker]

Just posted prologue of "it takes a whole orphanage" featuring the 2004 Batman series!!! :D

Synopsis: When Joker hears about a new orphanage being opened up to house the children who were not adopted through the foster care system in Gotham City, Joker takes it upon himself to become the new owner of the orphanage-taking in as many new children as recruits as possible. What is the endgame for Joker, and would he prove again to both Gotham and Batman that it's just another one of his twisted antics?

A snippet of the story:

"Joker picked up Bud in one hand and Lou in the other. Placing them behind himself. Harley lay in front of her boyfriend, her back turned to him, as Joker placed his hand over her shoulder, eventually using his whole arm to snake around her waist and gently brush over her hips. Harley blushed slightly as Joker mumbled into his pillow, "Tell me everything, start from the top, and work your way down." Harley cleared her throat, now lying on her back to face the dimly lit motel ceiling. She breathed in as much air as she could, her lungs expanding like balloons, and then, "I want us to start raising an actual family." This caught Joker's full attention. "Oh? Where did this come from?" Joker asked now, peering over Harley, his cheek resting on her left breast. We already have the hyenas, Donny, and....slacker. " The contempt in Joker's voice made Harley sigh loudly, and the air leaving her body through her nostrils blew directly onto him. "Sorry." Harley patted the side of his scalp, just a little above the cuff of his upper ear. He quietly purred and panted. 

"I mean, you would think we had room for quite a few more rugrats. I guess that'll make up for the loss of Punch and Judy... I digress; they were dead weight to me anyway." Harley remembered the gravestones at Gotham cemetery, specifically reserved for the criminals that had passed if they were worth remembering... "You do have a point there, puddin'," she said deadpan. "Let's talk about this in the morning and see what we can come up with. I promise you, Harley, I won't leave you disappointed." "

Where you can find the story: On Wattpad!

Username: We_Is_the_Batman_2

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