#Snipbenders Matt

[sayosweeti]

My wip for the lineup of Snip-Benders! I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM RAAAAAHHHH

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are y'all religious?

((SHOW THEM THE SCRATCH CAT PONY SHOW THEM THE SCRATCH CAT PONY))

"Yes I am. Have you heard of our lord and savior Scratch Cat Pony?"

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matt spill the tea, are jack and dave dating?

"Oh no. Dave wishes. They have too many differences right now to make anything work. I see them brawl outside now and then."

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MATT YOUR SO GENDER

"Good. I stole it for a reason."

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Can I um.. Can I be friends with Matt..?

“Friends? Yeah sure. You any good at hiding mysterious black bags?”

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Welcome to Snip-Benders, the one and only Freddy Fazbender franchise that acts as a hair salon!

Have fun listening to Freddy and the Gangs barbershop quartet or braid the Puppets hair while you wait on (probably mediocre) service from one of our two hairdressers Jack and Paul. Be sure to mind the technician Dave and Matt the receptionist, they are both busy so be mindful of their time (and be careful).

Rules for asks!

No overly sexual comments, and no sexual comments towards Dee period.

Please be aware that I will be drawing responses for most asks, so it will take a while for answers sometimes

No spam

No bigotry in any capacity

Respect the characters boundary’s

I’m sorry if I skip your ask, but if I have no ideas for a drawing I probably won’t answer…hope you understand 🥲

Try not to send similar asks to one’s that have already been answered

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i feel matt can break the 4th wall hes an icon tbh

“Yes.”

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“Hey guys, its been a bit. This place is actually sort of popular, haven’t had much time to bug the employees with your questions. But I’ll try.”

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The Matthewverse continues to grow

“We grow ever stronger.”

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Hey, Matt?

Do you even have a soul?

“Not important asker.”

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what's the deal with Matt? he looks just lovely.

“My deal is that I think this place is much more interesting than the old place I worked at, so I employed myself.”

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i love you matt

“Everybody does.”

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“Wow. 50 followers. You all really enjoy seeing these guys huh? Well, lucky for you I’m not killing this anytime soon.”

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Matt, my guy, how’s the pay as a receptionist? Still Faz-Tokens, or are they so scared of you they give you real money?

“You think I’m actually employed here?”

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Matt I hear gunshots in the distance.

“…”

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So many questions already. At least this job will become slightly more interesting.

- Mod Matt