#Smitten: Spoken with the rank of someone who has never held true love in his heart!

[technoalchemist]

Princess x Protagonist x Narrator (STP) is one of those ships where you know for a fact that would never happen in a million years and you’d look like a basement dwelling goblin if you ever got caught shipping it, but is still so much fun to think about because of how hysterically funny it would be if it ever got even slightly close to happening.