#Slitter: Sea monster or something idk
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libartz · 1 year ago
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Mogrul after Zeb survives the 18th thug squad he sent: Why are you still alive?!
Zebulon: I’m not. I’ve been dead for 200 years.
Mogrul: yeah, right…
Zebulon: Or maybe you just hired shitty thugs. They had no meat on them.
Mogrul: Just pay me. Now.
Zebulon: hrmph
Mogrul: Fine. I’ll have to make up the difference from the rest of the town.
Zebulon:
*2 days later*
Drovas: I heard Mogrul’s missing.
Zebulon: Who could have done such a thing…
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