#Slitter: Sea monster or something idk
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Mogrul after Zeb survives the 18th thug squad he sent: Why are you still alive?!
Zebulon: I’m not. I’ve been dead for 200 years.
Mogrul: yeah, right…
Zebulon: Or maybe you just hired shitty thugs. They had no meat on them.
Mogrul: Just pay me. Now.
Zebulon: hrmph
Mogrul: Fine. I’ll have to make up the difference from the rest of the town.
Zebulon:
*2 days later*
Drovas: I heard Mogrul’s missing.
Zebulon: Who could have done such a thing…
#lil talks#my ocs#zebulon#skyrim#mogrul#mogrul skyrim#drovas relvi#Zeb put a necklace or something on the edge of the dock#waited for mogrul to go pick it up#and yoinked him over the edge and dragged him into the ocean#slitter's like 'I leave for 5 seconds...nah not messing with that shit I don't get paid nearly enough'#Geldis: Where's your boss#Slitter: Lost him#Geldis: wdym you lost him?#Slitter: Sea monster or something idk#Geldis: I take it he won't be staying here anymore then?#Slitter: No#Geldis: alright works for me that guy sucked
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