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slashingdisneypasta · 4 years ago

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Slender Brothers and Female Beauty Practises Used in the Middle Ages!

What the Slender Brothers thought of beauty practices in Europe during the Middle Ages for Females. Inspired by Haus of Holbein from Six: The Musical XD

Warnings: Well, Offender’s of course discusses rape so don't read it if you know its going to make you uncomfortable. As a whole though, they all talk about pretty gross and painful sounding stuff. That’s what the practises for beauty were like at the time. That’s the whole topic. Basically though, if you’re cool watching Horrible Histories then these (Except Offenders) should be okay.

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Offenderman:

Man, your make-up, wigs and rat fur eyebrows are gonna get wiped off with him. This is not because he’s sloppy… its actually because he doesn’t like the taste. His mouth is gonna find itself in all sorts of places and he doesn’t need to be tasting hog grease on your face, no matter how good for your skin you might think it is! This includes if they used lead for makeup, arsenic, nightshade, lard, or anything else (for this reason, Offender actually avoided much accidental poisoning that way. Of course, this man poisons himself anyway with other drugs). Hair extensions would also go. He did get excited though when he, uh, caught a girl having her late night / before bed routine with blood on her face, though. Like when you get a box of cornflakes and theirs coco pops in there instead.

He was and still is pretty fascinated with corsets though.

Slenderman:

Don’t take this as Slender being ‘ahead of the time’, but the moment he left his forest for a moment and saw women replacing their eyebrows with rat fur and using pee to lighten their hair, he was out of there. No, no. Absolutely not. That’s disgusting and ridiculous. He goes home in disgust and then he laughs his ass off (Cruelly). Like I said, this doesn’t mean Slender was ahead of the time (None of them were or are. They can do their own research, but that can only lead them to be as forward as the rest of the world is- they’re telepathic, not psychic), it just means he was judgmental and thinks the only valid image of beauty is his own. “No Splender I’m not leaving this forest, there are people out there who pluck their hairlines away until they look like what emerges from a hens vagina. With a face.”

Splenderman:

Splender has been around humans for so long and he pays so much attention (Not out of creepiness- out of care) that he is well aware of the state a human body should be in if it’s healthy and comfortable and how it definitely should not look if it is healthy and comfortable. This means that when people started getting sick and losing the ability to walk too early in life after they started using certain beauty practises, he knew exactly what to blame. And he, of course, tried to warn people when the topic came up and made his views on these things clear to people he knew, these things were kinda… normal?? You know? There wasn’t much he could do. People would just brush him off. Folks always complain about new things, that doesn’t mean they’re bad! Right?

This normalcy barrier though, did not stop our man from being a legit vigilante by night and making sure that various X-Ray clinics (These would be used for hair removal. You got stuck under the X-Ray machine for up to a day and it got rid of your hair… but it also, of course, destroyed your skin) and small cosmetics factories that put arsenic and deadly night shade in their products would shut down. He did this by stealing their equipment and materials and getting rid of it. Splender’s awesome.

Trenderman:

Of course, Trender is a fashion plate and he has always appreciated mortals’ sense of style and art, but he isn’t obsessive about sticking to the trends. He likes to do his own thing, you know? As a rule, he has always backed up his practises with science and his own experience with them, so I’m not gonna lie here. Some of the practises used during the Middle Ages did concern him a bit, aha. Such as the use of radiation for skin care and various poisons (Lead, arsenic, deadly nightshade). He would also take shoes very seriously with anyone he was dressing up for events and have them promise to him that they would excuse themselves from their party or whatever they were attending, for a bit and take off super high heels or too small slippers to let their feet breath and sit normally for a little while. He would go as far as to tell them horror stories about people who didn’t listen to him and couldn’t walk after the age of forty, or got seriously disgusting feet looking feet, or even had to have them chopped off. Yeah, Trender took it seriously.

Using mercury, though (Unfortunately), is not one of the things that concerned him. After the 1800’s, when Trender finally did fall seriously ill from the substance (It took him a while due to his superior immune system), he did of course immediately regret all of his work with it and halted its use in any of his practises. Its one of his biggest regrets. He used to recommend it so often to clients… and friends… and he can’t take any of that back. These days though he’s very current and aware to a genius extent on the subject of what’s healthy in the way of cosmetics. He doesn’t play with it at all.

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slashingdisneypasta · 3 years ago

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Masterlist: Offenderman

🔞 = Smut || 🔂 = Poly || * = Requested

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*Drabble: Offenderman x DisneyPrincess-Like!Reader.

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Drabble Set: Pervy!MultiVillains x Reader- Flirting Back.

Drabble Set: Possessive / Protective!MultiVillains x Reader- When you try to sacrifice yourself.

*Headcanons: Offenderman x Obsessed!Reader.

*Headcanons: Offenderman x Reader- Interacting with his Brothers.

*Headcanons: Offenderman x Reader- Him saying I Love You for the first time.

Headcanons: Slender Brothers and Female Beauty Practises Used in the Middle Ages.

Headcanons: Slender Brothers x Reader- Mating Season 🔞.

*Headcanons: Slender Brothers x Reader: Them getting teased for their feelings by another Pasta.

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Imagine: Slender Brothers x Reader Soulmate AU

Imagine: Slender Brothers Protecting reader from a Slasher.

Oneshot: InLove!Offenderman x LoveFearing!Reader.

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slashingdisneypasta · 3 years ago

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Masterlist: Slenderman

🔞 = Smut || 🔂 = Poly || * = Requested

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5 Sentence Excerpts #1

Drabble: Slenderman x Reader- 'He keeps you in a box by the bed, alive but just barely.'

Drabble: Slenderman x Reader- Long Distance trope and Old Married Couple trope mixed.

Drabble Set: MultiVillains x Reader- Inspired by 'Marry Me' by Thomas Rhett.

*Headcanons: General HC's.

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*Headcanons: Slenderman x Dominant!Male!Reader.

Headcanons: Slender Brothers x Reader- Mating Season 🔞.

*Headcanons: Slender Brothers x Reader: Them getting teased for their feelings by another Pasta.

*Headcanons: Yandere!Slenderman x Reader.

Imagine: Slender Brothers x Reader Soulmate AU.

Imagine: Slender Brothers Protecting reader from a Slasher.

Oneshot: Horror Villains / Slenderman and Seedeater x Reader- 'Into the Unknown'.

*Smushot: InHeat!Slenderman x AFAB!Reader 🔞.

#Slenderman #Slenderman Masterlist #Masterlist #Creepypasta Masterlist #Creepypasta

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