#Sky's most recent near death experience brought on by their own lack of impulse control

[everestmasala]

I accidentally came out to my mother yesterday by making a gay joke and thankfully she thought I was kidding/didn't want to face it rn so she let it go but holy coconut flavoured jellybeans I was so scared djxuneudnsk

[everestmasala]

hey so update !! :

it finally happened, all of my gay jokes and fruity behaviour was finally Too Much for my family

I bought three gay books and when they saw it they sat me down to have a Serious Conversation and asked me if I'm gay. i ofc lied abt it and said no bc ✨I still live with them✨

my mother sat down and deadass asked me "are you trying to tell us something.....about urself" she looked so uncomfortable 😭😭💀

I accidentally came out to my mother yesterday by making a gay joke and thankfully she thought I was kidding/didn't want to face it rn so she let it go but holy coconut flavoured jellybeans I was so scared djxuneudnsk

[everestmasala]

I FUCKING DID IT AGAIN Y'ALL

we were talking about like my education and stuff and someone said "maybe you should just marry a rich guy" and someone else said I wouldn't do it because I'm "one of those feminist types" and I deadass said "I never said anything of the sort. marrying a rich person is perfectly respectable. in fact if y'all are so obsessed w my political views maybe I'll marry a rich woman in the name of equality 🥰"

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

I accidentally came out to my mother yesterday by making a gay joke and thankfully she thought I was kidding/didn't want to face it rn so she let it go but holy coconut flavoured jellybeans I was so scared djxuneudnsk