#Skwisgaar deserves a father so much

[toki-is-the-king]

I’m going to cry

Týr may not be brutal, but his heart is in the right place!

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I love toki with all my heart, and one of the things I love about him is that he's a complete asshole.

Like yea he's got the cutesy thing going on but can we also appreciate he can be a complete bully at times?

Examples

Season 1 ep 15:Murderface literally almost dies and is now on a spiritual journey and is trying to find the meaning of life.

The band helps him with this and while they are a bit over it they still stick it out with him till the end. But toki just out right wants him out of the band, because he hasn't chosen a religion yet? I mean sure Nathan probably convinced the guys to come join but I'm sure he ever forced them. He doesn't have to be there if it really annoys him that much.

Season 2 episode 10: when Nathan is forced into a position as governor he gives his friends some responsibilities to help out.

Toki claims he wants to 'help' people'. But we see him not do that but instead abuse his power over his secretary and make him move a coffee mug or whatever.

Nathan even points out that he was getting off to the whole thing.

So we have the other guys at least trying to do their jobs but have toki here not only abuse his power,but get a sick kick out of it as well.

Season 3 episode 9: toki, breaks out his friend Dr rockso out of jail and helps him out getting reunited with his band. Which isn't bad till you find out that he took his friends money for a vacation they all really wanted to go to help out a person who not only they hate, but is known to fuck up everything.

This makes the band forced to work with someone they have stated time and time again they want nothing to do with. So they can get back their money that toki took without their permission. (And yea it's tokis money too in a way, but since it was for all of them that means they all put their money into the vacation savings. So even tho a percentage was his, he didn't have a right to straight jack their money.)

Season 4 episode 5: this is a bit of a tricky one since Skwisgaar is a dick to toki now and then. But he's never done shit like this.

This man, this boy, dead ass. Made a book framing Skwisgaar as an abuser and went to several shows talking about Skwisgaar like he straights up abuses him 24/7.

This destroys Skwisgaar and his career taking everything he's worked hard for. And when you think about it, Skwisgaar in a way has the right to not let toki get in his spot light.

Like think about, Skwisgaar practices non stop, he lives, eats, and breathes guitar. He has a strong emotional connection with his guitar that has been with him since his troubled childhood. Skwisgaar actively contributes to dethklok and dethklok songs. He writes not only the guitar parts, but the bass parts and even plays the bass for the record.

This man loves guitar so much that in season 1 episode 10 his whole indorsment was around guitars and how to play guitar. (While tokis was candy)

And even when he was unable to play, people knew and respected his skills and love for guitar so much that they believed it was a knew way to play guitar.

And then you have toki, who never practice, who can't keep up with Skwisgaar in terms of skill, has no real connection with guitar to the point of calling the guitar a piano two times in season 2 episode 2. And toki is just overall not deserving of having what Skwisgaar has.

Skwisgaar works for his achievements while toki simply just wants to take it. He doesn't even see the solo as anything worth much other than candy or pizza.

I personally think toki just wants Skwisgaars position because of the power it gives. We know this because immediately after, he just shelters himself and bosses his workers around with meaningless task.

At the solo itself Skwisgaar simply just played for the music while toki gets all dressed up and shows off.

We see this again when Skwisgaar leaves to find his father. He jumps around over exaggerating the music to the point it doesn't sound good at all. Even snapping at Nathan for telling him to tone down saying that it's his way or no way. Completely forgetting that a band is a multi person effort.

He even shakes pickles violently for no reason when he said that Skwisgaar might come back. You know Skwisgaar, his bandmate, his friend, his family. But how dare he not want him to come back so toki can have a position of lead guitarist's.

I know Skwisgaar has a bit of a ego problem but even still he didn't deserve to be dragged like that.

And then we have murderface. Poor little murderface. Now murderface is also an asshole. A lot of things he does get him in bad situations that are his own doing. But the way my boy toki be coming at him is not that.

This is where the bully thing come in. So I mentioned in a murderface and toki relationship study before that these two seem to throw each other under the bus in order to get approved from the other three. They both shit on each other, use each other Yada Yada.

But now and then toki will do things that have no real pay off for him whatsoever. Only the fact that he's humiliated someone.

He throws soda on murderface, because why not? He takes the domain name of planet piss and makes a beastiality website with murderfaces face over it because sure.

He leaves him out of the special person's club because of his mustache something murderface did in hopes to get people to like him more. But is forced to cut it off in hopes to again get people to like him. (Doesn't work)

In fatherklok, when murderface was being Skwisgaars father in hopes to get in bed with his mom.

So in this episode, when murderface does this we see pickles wanting to be included because he wants that experience, he wants that relationship. Toki showed slight interest but not really. (I personally think he just cared because pickles and Skwisgaar was involved.)

Pickles had a genuine reason to kick murderface's ass. He was left out, pushed out of the way, and had to relive a bad memory he had with his father. I feel like toki just joined in because hey, he gets to beat the shit out of murderface.

While pickles activity tried to join in, toki was just off doing something else because he really didn't care.

In the end, toki isn't just this sweet guy who likes kittens with a candy addiction. He's also a violent, lazy, entitled, reckless, man.

And I love him for this.

What was the point of this post? Nothing, I just love talking about morally grey characters. :)

[papabigtoes]

What are your thoughts on the dethdads? (Like Calvert, Tyr, etc)

Oscar is the best of them bar none! I like thinking Nathan loves chips so much (besides the fact that chips in themselves are fucking zazzy) is because whenever Oscar and him would go hunting or fish they’d tear into giant family sized bags of them

I really dig the fan art people make where Tyr still supports Skwisgaar after fleeing from the walk-in. I myself don’t think Tyr would stay in the environment-he’s a normal average joe and I don’t think sticking around a demi god’s life would be beneficial to him. he’d get too overwhelmed. but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy seeing the interpreations where he does still support Skwis. I could see him to be the type that sends gifts rather than physically remains in his presence? Like he’d give Skwigelf his collection of Two Swedish Dads dvds as well as the occasional photo of the lumber mill, or some guitar strings or smth. He’d be all ears for a phone call, but Skwisgaar doesn’t take advantage of it because he has no clue what to say to him

Calvert doesn’t really deserve a redemption imo. Neither does Molly or Anja. If anything, maybe a mutual acceptance that they need to let their children live - because those parents never knew how to?

I do love the headcanons of Salacia being Skwisgaar’s illegitimate dad. Idk why but it makes my brain folds vibrate when thinking about it. Most likely his dad was the skeleton cowering near his guitar in that one flashback

Since it’s the mother’s genes that effect hair, I think Thunderbolt and Stella are MF’s mom’s parents. I like to imagine Thunderbolt showed Murderface his love to piss on American History as well as world history. But then when he had his stroke Stella told fetusface that he was the reason his grandpa was in a wagon, so that father-son relationship they barely had dwindled out quickly.

But alas I am an herbed clown and these takes could be tepid my dear anon pal. I have been titled the dad of my apartment and tonight at midnight I might be making bob roffles but idk! hope your friday is goin swagaliciously dopeamungus

[nightklok]

How about Pickles and/or Nathan for the headcanon asks?

Send Me a Character and I’ll Do this

Gotta do both I love them both ;-;

Pickles

Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual

Gender Headcanon: Male

A ship I have with said character: Hi it’s Chickles if my near 10 fics on them isn’t enough-I honestly fell in love with it from the beginning and I feel partially the joke of ‘drummer’s stuff thrown out by ex girlfriend’ is a bit funny if he’s dating the manager (probably only happened once-) helped started it (along with misreading something and thinking they were canon at a point-) but there’s a really interesting chemistry between them and I just love writing them so much-I feel like they’re just people that work great together in not trying to change the other but still somehow affecting their lives to be more relaxed/have more fun-

A BROTP I have with said character: Nathan!! I love their friendship dynamic! I love how they just seem to understand each other and are able to hang around and even have these little traditions!

A NOTP I have with said character: I’m gonna say Seth because it’s really disugsting of a ship I heard that there was a dark time in the fandom when people shipped them for a hot minute and honestly I’m so glad I completely missed that train-

A random headcanon: Y’know what? Gonna throw in a bittersweet headcanon here-I think he would’ve wanted kids at a point and maybe was close to having kids pre-dethklok but something always got in the way, trans headcanon thrown in here or not. But he kinda had to accept that he wouldn’t have kids and probably convinces himself it’s for the better as he fears he’d end up like his father and he wouldn’t want that. But maybe Post-Galaktikon when everything’s done, after nearly dying, he adopts one or two or somehow takes in some broken teen like he did and they have a nice father-kid relationship! 

General Opinion over said character: I can’t believe I fell in love with a ginger In all seriousness, absolutely love him! He’s the reason I got into the show-Pickles Vs. Rehab was in my YouTube recommended and his voice and the 2-3 minute video got me hooked on the show! (Tho sad there’s not much of his singing voice :( ) He’s definitely one of the more grounded/well developed characters I think and has so much room still to create headcanons, theories, and such because he’s gone through a lot-he deserves all the happiness in the world though!

Nathan

Sexuality Headcanon: Demisexual-I do headcanon him as autistic so it feels fitting for him!

Gender Headcanon:  Male

A ship I have with said character: Abigail!! I admit I wasn’t on board with it at first but God, it hit me like a truck when I realized that it’s actually pretty wholesome-Nathan’s a hopeless romantic and he’s just excited to have her as a girlfriend (even if he may have jumped the shark in thinking sex=marriage or something-) and Abigail probably was attracted to him from the start-even after they both got what they wanted, Nathan still showed feelings for her which means it’s genuine and I think just all the more cuter-I think they both struggle with displaying feelings/emotion in their own ways and they’ll be able to help each other out and -*gets dragged off staged and kicked out of the fandom*  (Plus it’s a fem dom/sub male relationship obvi-)

A BROTP I have with said character:  Just to not be repetitive, I’ll say Skwisgaar-I love how they tend to resort to each other whenever they want to hang out or even plan their future together! There’s something about them that really clicks, and I do love them together in a platonic/friendship way!

A NOTP I have with said character: Rebecca-Even though Rebecca was the first love interest Nathan had and obviously hinted he’s just a lil’ puppy dog when it comes to romance, he was in a straight up abusive relationship that he found hard to get out of. He’s thankfully out of it now and clearly found someone better who will treat him right and understand him!

A random headcanon: When Nathan is in his lovestruck/crushing phase of a relationship, he’ll write love songs! Totally not metal or brutal enough to be on Dethklok’s name but he probably sells them off to musicians where the lyrics would actually fit-think 80s love songs and that’s probably his style of songwriting when it comes to love songs!

General Opinion over said character: I really love Nathan, just really do ;-; Nathan’s honestly helped me realize how he grew up/behaved is similar to how I did too so combine that with quarantine it was a lot of research and self-thinking haha- but he’s just a simple guy who doesn’t really seem to want much and what he does want is to settle down with someone he’s completely comfortable with! It’s probably the one thing he knows he can’t have a trillionare/part of the world’s biggest death metal band so he’s just on a constant search for something he knows is impossible but still wants to try! He’s an absolute sweetheart and with a little therapy he can be such a good person!

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My opinions on murderface's and tokis relationship.

I feel like when toki first joined the band. Murderface was upset/jealous that he wasn't the youngest anymore. Not only could he not use being the youngest as a excuse for his bad behavior or lack of skill anymore. But something about being the baby made him feel special. But as time went on, the two had this weird little sibling energy to them. Murderface always having a dumb plan and drags toki along with him, while toki just...does it. He has no push back or anything, he just joins him.

Ex: season 3 episode 7 when murderface & toki sued dethklok even though toki didn't care at all or wasn't even serious about it.

Season 3 episode 6 Toki goes to murderface for advice first when having trouble with that unattractive woman eladymates set him up with. Even though murderface has 0 experience with women, toki still went to him first. (I also feel like murderface would've helped him if he wasn't dealing with the bet he made with Skwisgaar.)

They have the same maturity level (imo) don't get me wrong everyone in dethklok is immature and not the brightest but toki and murderface have this layer of childish additude and innocence. (Murderface's immaturity reminds me more of of a pre teen who thinks they're old and mature but they still have a lot of growing to do.)

Ex: remember after him and toki got kicked out from the band he was talking about how he was a cop that 'took things to far'? 🤣 (Just childish imagination)

Even though toki and murderface don't have the closet relationship, the show shows little slivers of them being closer than what outsiders may think.

Examples

Season 1 episode 3 Toki made murderface noodle art of a lady for his birthday.

Season 1 episode 15 Toki was the only one that really put thought into a gift for murderface after he got sent to the hospital. While everyone gave him a bass or something he already owned, toki went out, used his own money (or Pickles who knows), and tried to give murderface something that would make him feel better. (I may be over exaggerating but, it's a head cannon post what are you doing to do?) Season 3 episode 5 Toki got mad when he was spending his time being a father to Skwisgaar instead of him. (Not as much as Pickles but still hurt)

Season 3 episode 2 Murderface sounded genuinely disappointed when toki was lying about astronot camp. Telling people about him going (like a proud big brother) Even if murderface was telling people to try to seem cool for knowing a 'soon to be astronot'. He still sounded and acted really disappointed. Season 4 episode 1 Murderface influences toki to smoke cigarettes. He's never been interested in cigarettes or any drugs at all for that matter till murderface started smoking because it looked cool.

Season 4 episode 11 Toki could've done anything while the band was breaking up but instead he decided to be murderface's assistant. And murderface trusted him to help him become governor even though he's been burned before from trusting toki.

Ex:Season 3 episode 7: toki didn't sign the papers properly making him and murderface get nothing for all their hard work. Murderface literally cleaned up puke, threatened out of more money than he wanted to give, and had to deal with assholes bigger than him.

He got so screwed over in that episode but even after all that, he still trusted toki to help him with serious tasks that affects him in the end. Not toki, but him.

(Also toki has done some shitty things to murderface if he deserved it or not. Like how he beat the shit out of him or when he claimed the name planet piss to embarrasse murderface by making a beastiality website with his name and face. Toki is pretty horrible to him but murderface still trusts him)

The little dethklok videos of the guys in the closet naming bands.

Murderface being highly impressed with toki naming so many bands in a row. Even trying to do it himself after toki lost track.

That's all I could think of, probably more little stuff like in the comics, or in the show I haven't noticed.

But yea I like to think murderface and toki have a decent bond, they'd probably be closer and have more of a youngest members rivalry if toki wasn't already occupied with Skwisgaar.

They're the babies of the band so they have to stick together.

Just a side note: this doesn't have to be strictly seen as a 'sibling dynamic' that's just the best way for me to explain the two's relationship. This can be used for any relationship dynamic you want to see the two in. (Platonic, romantic, ect, whatever.)