#Skinny DJMM

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i actually did unfortunately go back to class for half the day yesterday, so i do have some doodles c:

I gave bighand this flat, basal, more chimp-like nose? And I realllllllly liked it

I was thinking about how he would look for Mermay, but for some reason instead of drawing it, I got hung up on his homo erectus half when I broke his halves down? Chimerarachne is so ancestral (not directly ancestral but like, really far back.. in spirit...) from actual spiders, but homo erectus... isn't? Not comparatively? Like, erectus is still in our genus

It's like one half being the dinosaur that birds came from and one half being the wolf that dogs came from. It's such a comparatively small degree of seperation! So I feel like to keep it similar, would his "human" half be more like an australopith and therefore: nose?

The lipfolds and giant canines are obviously inaccurate, though I don't care very much, they're staying because more importantly than accuracy they fuck severely

Here is a skinny dj for @glitterfartsprinkle's troubles. He's so full of air.

Everytime I think about his organs i realize just how... light he would be. There's so many Speech Holes and and therefore lungs/General Air Balloons to power them that he's probably not half as heavy as one would think

I'm also realizing that everytime I make DJMM alive I give them Comet traits, like the setup of the inside of the mouth with the gap between the molars and front, along with how far back the jaw hinge is. Comet just kinda had a winning formula I guess.

...There was also ⅔ of a page that just had.... this

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Do you have a human/Humanized design of DJ? 👀👀

/j /ref (Clone high reference)

Ok but on a more serious note:

I’m not usually one to push human DJMM propaganda as I generally prefer the spider robot as he is 😁 so.. No I don’t have an official design really???

Well….. at least I DIDN’T until nOW-!

I present to you the big man himself :D

This design is not entirely finalized since I sorta just drew it up on the spot, but this is sorta how I’ve imagined DJ?? If he was human??

I wanted to make him very soft and inviting, the way I like to imagine DJ to be, he’s ofc very tall, and I like to imagine that he has a bit of that clown look since I think a lot of people agree that the music men as a whole are somewhat clownlike 😁

I think that a lot of human designs I’ve seen really miss out on giving the man the chub he deserves 🥺

🗣️that man is not skinny‼️ /lh /pos

Ofc I still welcome any and all designs 😁

But this is mine :)

Unless I decide to change it later💀 idk, I sorta came up with this on the spot so there are bound to be some details I might wanna adjust

Hugs!!!!

But yeah.. just letting y’all know that I probably won’t be drawing him as a human much because I prefer keeping him a spider UvU

But still wanted to try my hand at the idea 😁

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To everyone I guess: have you encountered MapBot? If so, what is your opinion on them?

ALL: *Groans* Yes...

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Sun: I have only met Mapbot in the Daycare. They can tell I don't have a map for the Pizzaplex at all, but whenever they give me a map, it's of the Daycare area and nowhere else. They are definitely nice and... helpful, but uh... they don't really give out the maps NEEDED, only the maps of where you are.

Moon: "They are super annoying. I have a map for the WHOLE Pizzaplex, and even know places that are not mapped at all, and yet they still try to give me a map every time we meet! Ugh! They are just so annoying, and persistent, and cheery, and get in your face with no sense of leaving until you either distract them or do what they want! >:("

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Freddy: They mean well but... I am positive they are not calibrated correctly. I have a collection of maps that I have to keep returning to the map kiosk where Mapbot gets their maps. I don't want them to run out of maps just because they are being helpful. I think I should talk to management about them....

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Roxy: I use to rip those stupid maps up right in front of them, just to try and piss them off, but all they did was stay in my way until I took a map and DIDN'T rip it right away. I was late for my hair appointment because of them!

Chica: Well at least you didn't get lost hahaha! *sigh* But yea, I just started making confetti with the maps and surprising Sun with it. He loves it! So at least some good comes from the maps...

Monty: Not enough good! I don't know WHAT they built that thing from, but I tried to just shove them out of the way once and they just grabbed my arm and held me there! I couldn't get out of their grip! I just took the map and they let me go. It was freaky...

Roxy: Oh yea! You should see it rip open some of the reinforced doors! I'm surprised something that skinny has the mechanics strong enough to do that!

Chica: creepy...

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DJMM: Oh... them... yes... They don't seem to bothered by the fact that I cannot use a map at all. I just take it so they don't get upset, but I think Sun and Moon might need to talk to them about accessibility. If the maps were in braille like those 3d printed maps Moon told me he saw online, then that would be different! But these are just regular thin paper maps. Well, I guess it's in their programming so I can't fault them. Other than their map obsession, they seem nice.

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College Student Asked to Leave Mall Because of Her ‘Dress-Code Breaking’ Outfit

Demetriana Miles shared her experience at the Arden Fair Mall with the Facebook community. (Photo: Facebook/Demetriana Miles)

A college student recently posted about an upsetting experience she had while shopping at a mall — all because she was outfit-shamed.

Demetriana Miles, a 20-year-old college student, says she was asked to leave the Arden Fair Mall in Sacramento, Calif., on July 1 after a security guard claimed that her bra was showing. She recounted the entire incident in a Facebook post that has since gone viral.

“Today I wore this outfit to Arden Fair Mall,” Miles wrote in her post, also featuring a picture of the “dress-code breaking” outfit in question. “A white female security guard saw me and noticed my bra was showing. Instead of letting me know so I could pull my shirt down, she asked a scooter security guard to tell me it was against dress code and change.”

She continued: “I pulled my shirt down and he said it wasn’t enough. I told him I would fix it, and me and my family walked away. I wandered around the mall and saw a COUNTLESS amount of little skinny girls with next to NO clothes on, so much worse than me. The man approaches me AGAIN and asks if I found a shirt. As he says that two (white) girls walk past with tight little half shirts on & shorts.”

She wrote that at this point her mother sprang into action to defend her. “My mom points them out — because why on EARTH are you constantly harassing me — and he says ‘They have on more clothes than you.’ WHAT,” she wrote in the post. “Then he calls the police, the lady that initially seen me, and I asked why she didn’t just tell me AS A WOMAN, ‘Hey honey you’re bra is showing,’ it could have been that simple.”

The situation was escalating, and Miles felt that security was failing to notice other women walking around with skin showing. “My mom asked me to stop talking because I was upset, and I wasn’t speaking respectfully. The two skinny, white girls walk past AGAIN, and my mom points it out to the female police officer. She completely disregards it,” she wrote.

She explained that her mother continued to argue her case — but to no avail. “My mom, god bless her heart, defended me till her face was red and tears welled up in her eyes. I was escorted out the mall for my outfit. For my skin color. For my body type. Never have I EVER been so humiliated in my life. Needless to say, my mom is amazing.”

A representative for the Arden Fair Mall issued the following statement on the matter to Yahoo Style:

“The intent of Arden Fair’s Code of Conduct is to make Arden Fair a safe and family-centered mall for community members of all ages to enjoy respectfully. It is not our intent to regulate the fashion choices of guests. Arden Fair management had the opportunity to have a conversation with Demetriana. We appreciate her willingness to discuss this event with us. Arden Fair is and will continue to review and adjust our policies to ensure all guests have a positive experience when visiting our center.”

While the incident was distressing for both Miles and her mother, she has since resolved the matter with Arden Fair. She shares that manager of the mall was incredibly cooperative with her after the incident, and she doesn’t blame him for security’s actions.

“I spoke to the manager of the mall, and I had a very positive experience with him,” she tells Yahoo Style. “He apologized and admitted fault and said that they would work on their policies. It was a very positive experience, which I didn’t expect it to be, so I was very pleasantly surprised.”

Before that, though, Miles tweeted about the incident, writing, “That was hands down the worst experience of my life and my mother’s heart is SO broken.”

that was hands down the worst experience of my life and my mothers heart is SO broken

— DJMM✨ (@nanaaugh) July 2, 2017

And after posting about the incident on Facebook, she received a tremendous amount of support.

i can not keep up with my facebook messages it's so remarkable. I never expected to be getting so much love and support but it's amazing.

— DJMM✨ (@nanaaugh) July 3, 2017

She posted a select few touching messages on her Twitter account.

i'm receiving so much support it's AMAZING pic.twitter.com/P4s3JQaAMi

— DJMM✨ (@nanaaugh) July 3, 2017

this made me cry ❤️ pic.twitter.com/dB3BfIxs9C

— DJMM✨ (@nanaaugh) July 2, 2017

Miles tells Yahoo Style that the photo featured in her Facebook post was taken after being reprimanded by security. She shared a photo she took before visiting the mall to prove that her bra was covered upon initially entering the mall.

Demetriana photographed her outfit before heading to the mall. (Photo: Demetriana Miles)

“It gets hard to constantly defend yourself or tell your story or explain the little details — like why my shirt look stretched out after,” she noted in a Facebook response to commenters. “Well because I walked around, stretched it out to make sure I was covering even though I initially was.”

The mall’s dress code describes improper attire as “failing to be fully clothed (including wearing pants in a manner that exposes undergarments or skin to view).”

She says she is incredibly grateful for the support she received online. But for those suggesting she should sue? Miles has different priorities: her academics.

“Sorry to disappoint if you were all hoping i would sue or something, but Hampton University is awaiting my return for the 3rd year — and I’d rather not be tied up in a lawsuit! Thank you all for your support,” she posted in a comment on Facebook.

She says that her main priority is the mall’s reevaluation of its code. “I wasn’t interested in money,” she explains. “I really just wanted them to really look at their policies and make sure that colleagues and your staff have a clear understanding of what the purpose is in enforcing the dress code.”

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Inspired by the waxworms that have been found to eat plastic! Sure, it'll take awhile, but, yknow, I think there is something to be done with the fact that machinery will eventually rot and decay just like us, and therefore (along other things) maybe we are closer to machines than we think?

DJMM with skin is cursed blablabla but I'm kinda proud of what I did with this? I got to do some interesting additions with making DJMM flesh and blood, like the finger pads. Originally he was going to be, yknow, rotting, and covered in grossness and decaying, but I thought the fact he was covered in skin was weird enough. But THAT wasn't the purpose of the little cartoony waxworms!

The waxworms were a last minute addition since it's actually censorship - one aspect of him was the fact his speakers were turned into a line of vocal cords... and uh... were paired with their own pairs of psedo"lips".... uhh, tumblr will already put a mature setting on pointilism art and random pics of trans people, I'm not taking any chances 😅

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Most of what I made today was stuff for Drohnen so I'm putting Skinny DJMM first

This won't be canon, but I gave him eyelids to see how he'd look with them. Skinny DJMM doesn't have eyelids and is constantly as wide-eyed as actual DJMM, but he is far more chill than what his permanent expression would have you believe.

Comids across multiple environments! They don't exactly have set subspecies like immobiles and they're extremely diverse on account of the shapeshifting but it'd be dumb not to try to catalogue them.

Comids nor Immobiles can naturally grow hair, but nothing about comids are natural - so, the polar ones have an impressive shaggy coat, and also tend to sport hunting implements, as polar comids and immobiles are obligate carnivores, and feast mainly on their "whales."

I already retconned something about the babies 😭 They do have fewer teeth as infants but they're also stubby and less straight.

@croissantlune201 #those bebes are prob smarter than me but it ok

They are not! They're dumb little infants.

Though, those tags made me think of how it would be if someone DID try to adopt and raise a Drohnen resident from birth.

They'd be SUPER stunted in growth not just because of Earth's gravity but also because of, essentially, Drohnen Scurvy. They're already hard to feed with how much they eat and the amount of hard metals they need, but there's also the problems of which hard metals, one of the most vital being iridium.

Drohnen had a mass extinction event where almost a third of their planet literally got obliterated right off, and the entire planet was showered with the iridium debris much like how there was an iridium layer over the Earth after the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event. Their ancestors made life that soaked that right up, to the flora and the fauna.

However, iridium isn't as present in Earth plant life as it is on Drohnen (the only thing i found that had it was ginger? with 0.00006 mg per 100 g??? tf is going on with ginger) (also some pet food apparently) and with it being a part of their bone and outer shells, it's... bad to be without it.

Bonus Fae!

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Glamrock Freddy still hangs out with DJMM despite his awful transformation.

Despite his appearance, DJMM can't bring himself to completely hate this new form - it makes him an amazing singer. It's dumb, but this ability hits for a music man 🤷‍♂️

AWFUL franz kafka djmm lore below the cut ↓

ok so.

The Security Breach cast is turned human. Not sure how, not sure why, They were not born humans but were robots, now turned human. Whatever force that made the rest of the security breach cast (mostly) (by mostly i mean they still have ears and tails and such) human worked on DJMM for awhile, but he is noticably super tiny and doesn't look like himself at all. Even stranger is that he is consumed by this ravenous hunger that, while he satiates this appetite he growsnew arms and gets huge - He has no idea what's going on. The rest of the cast have some animalistic urges but they're generally related to the animal that they are (and in Chica's case, Chica is Chica) but he's having hungry hungry caterpillar bullshit largely unrelated to spiders and as they distance themselves to the plex and get used to human life, DJMM's quickly growing form is now difficult for the rest of them to accommodate. Eventually DJMM grows extremely tired, so he goes to his room for a nap but instead goes into turpor and metamorphizes in his room for 2 months

When he finally wakes up, well???

It's kind of implied that whatever force made them human, due to DJMM's ambiguously "half human, half not human" status, drastically underestimated how human to make DJMM and that's why he eventually ends up like that.

He does not lose sentience, but when he emerges as this horrible naked man that looks an awful lot like how he used to look (but worse), people (particularly, some of the Security Breach cast) begin to treat him as if he had lost his sentience. And... he starts to act like that, too. He stops talking and when he flees, he doesn't bother trying to prove to others that he is, in fact, not some animal.

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yyyyeaaahhhh . I know. i don't know why i wrote this.

this all was seeded by a hypothetical post i thought i should make one day with anime boy djmm as the first picture and then I'd psyche out anyone who went into the post with bible accurate DJMM/fat old man djmm?

This got combined with this Skinny DJMM ? Where instead of a post psyching people out it'd be a body horror thing of him cracking out of the smaller human djmm design like a cicada? Which, i had mentioned this in tags, but i hadnt mentioned that that concept came to me because of this absolute fucking banger piece of Scarab (fionna and cake) fanart (thank you @lyman-garfiel for showing it to me oh my god)

then i just said that that implied twink djmm was skinny DJMM's larval form? And then with Skinny DJMM's character already being conceptualized (mostly in my head) this all amalgamated into.... five nights at gregor samsa's

i suppose this is an explanation of how i came to this. I don't know if this is an explanation of why i let it come to this

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5 human fellas (and 1 fellette)

Secret fella in the back - literally too big to include his face in the photo.

Comet still has facial hair, since she finds it hot (blame fritz) and actually doesn't know that's a predominantly male trait in humans.

Also, I promise this is around the last of the human DJMM spree that I'm on, Robo DJMM will return !!

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i love flesh djmm

Thank you!! I love him too - I keep getting worried that I am being annoying about him but I am glad there is an audience for him.

A flesh DJMM just for you.

Um, but it was also a request. Oops

What's cruel is that he actually does desire a sweater on account of struggling with thermoregulation but he can't get one on account of his size, his shape, his everything.

But when he finally was gifted a sweater... his now very-sensitive skin couldn't handle the texture. It's almost painful to wear. He is grateful but he almost never wears it.

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can we see an interaction between skinny djmm and the DCA? (no idea pick whatever one or all if you want!)

Head tilts competition!

The DCA lost his ability to tilt his head that far, mainly because, well, he doesn't need it other than the purposes of being a little freak (positive). DJMM actually does need to, on account of the fact he can't move his pupils.

they actually don't like eachother very much. The DCA is still visibly cartoonish/ similar to his original self as a human and instead of finding solidarity in DJMM, he finds DJMM to be the embodiment of his insecurity. He fears he'll end up like DJMM (homeless and shunned) on account of his appearance, and distances himself/outright lashes out at him frequently. DJMM knows this and because he knows that the DCA sees him as the object of his insecurity, instead of also trying to seek solidarity with him, DJMM actively taunts the DCA about it.

Though, before the humanization, they had a friendly rivalry where DJMM didn't care about protocol/would laze about and the DCA would have to get on his ass all the time. "Oh No My Headphones. The Music. So Loud I Simply Cannot Hear You" "THOSE ARE FAKE HEADPHONES. THE MUSIC IS AT A MEDIUM VOLUME. YOU CAN AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME YOU BOOB"

Kind of like the Sans and Papyrus dynamic lmao

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HIIIIII (at this point I am ge- sorrrry) was wondering how is skin DJ is holding up ??

he's had better days. something bit him and now he's sick with something. We're not even sure what he's sick with, but he's had a fever all day.

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emotions are ugly, and so is he.

Also, no eyelids means no eyelids even when you're asleep. Just like canon DJMM.

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also what if i gave him a sensitive skin safe sweater would that work. also gloves if hus hands get cold

Yeah, that could work. Also, the main reason he doesn't wear gloves isn't because they actually inhibit his ability to climb walls, on account of the fact he has fingerpads. But, they still get cold!

Bonus doodle with other suggestions for Skinny DJMM's enrichment/needs

he really does need some skincare but he probably can't get it at a reasonable price on account of the fact he is the size of a small house

He's less mad about the fact he's ugly now, he's more mad about all this dumb shit he needs to stay alive and well now. It used to be that he plugged himself in when he needed energy and go to a mechanic if his arm got ripped off or something. Now he has to eat things, eat the right things, wear things, things that have to be a certain texture lest he goes apeshit and rips the skin off his body to get the feeling of it off, keep his eyeballs moist. He hates it, especially because now he's also homeless

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new skinny djmm lore. the rest of the pizzaplex cast are regular, possibly particularly sexy humans. Skinny DJMM is the only one that looks like that and obviously there will be an extreme focus on him

this is specifically mainly to spite the irritatingly and weirdly common thing i see in security breach comics/reinterpretations where they will keep every animatronic exactly the same but Ah! Ah! DJMM, only DJMM, always DJMM, is actually an Android/Human because that pesky giant spider form was too energy consuming/scary/something something, or literally just because

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Skinny DJMM has returned

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ok. it is like improbable Skinny DJMM is completely mute. Skinny DJMM just refuses to talk a good 80% of the time is the thing. like yes the most he says other than beautifully intricate vocalizations and whistles is usually human grunts/groans/screams but if you press him hard enough on something he will answer in perfect english

he simply believes that most answers to a lot of things can be answered without words. Or they can be answered with nothing. He likes answering with nothing