#Sigma is alive though slay

[shadestar413]

Oh my fuck

[forwards-beckon-rebound]

random dick grayson hcs bc i said so!!!

warning: usage of the metric system

got banned from club penguin for making his username dickg0320 and he had no idea why

bruce didn't have the heart to break it to him so he told him it's because you can't use your real name

so he changed it to therealrobin0320

and really they're just very lucky that nobody has ever thought that they could figure out robin and therefore batman's identity from club penguin

(and yes, he did cry when the game shut down)

has the lowest spice tolerance out of everybody in the batfam and he will be bullied for it

his biggest fear is one of those games where everybody eats a spoonful of sugar but one of them is salt or smth

but like the ones where it’s like pistachio cookies and one that’s full of wasabi or smth

jason, tim, and steph conspire to get dick to eat the cookie

terrible at mini golf

i will not be elaborating on that, but let’s just say he thought that would be a great first date idea…

has the most random t-shirts that he wears to sleep and around the house?

i don’t mean like weird weird but like random corporate freebies…

why does he have a boston marathon tshirt from 2008?

canada post merch (very niche but the shirt gets a little extra love during the strike)

he’s never even been there

he probably has a random bing mug somehow too because why not i guess

went to damian’s parent teacher interviews when bruce was too busy and let’s just say he was quite popular with the parents

he genuinely gets so invested, idk if it was just my school but sometimes the parents could volunteer to supervise during recess

dick likes to pop in and make sure damian has friends and check in on his beloved brother

but he’s also so good and sweet to the other kids there

he’s pretty used to cleaning up wounds after missions, and the kids always come to him

like a kid will scrape their knee playing soccer and he’s already there, helping them off the field while he disinfects the wound

he starts bringing those character bandaids (he somehow manages to find nightwing and batman bandaids) because he realizes it distracts the kids from their injury and makes the pain a bit more bearable

he’s already so good with his siblings, especially damian, i just know he’s so good with kids your honour

he is so incredibly confused by the slang though

kids will be like “are you skibidi toilet?” and his brain stops working because what the heck are they saying? what does that even mean? is that good or bad?

he will try to search up the terms and then he will use it in the most cursed way possible

“hey guys, stop being sigmas to each other, that’s not very rizzler of you.”

get this man off the internet and into a nursing home

i think his knowledge of pop culture ends with like 2016 millenial slang

of the recent stuff, i think he knows slay and that’s it

he gives me like tip of the iceberg disney adult…

in the most respectful way possible

like he doesn’t know every single disney world employee by name or like go disneybounding

but i feel like he watched all of the movies growing up and knows the songs by heart

like from when his parents were still alive

sometimes they get to town when a movie has just come out and they have some free time before their show

they go to a diner for breakfast, explore the new city, dick gets to choose what they do before they head back to the circus

one time he sees an ad for dumbo and they go in

and he was hooked (it hurts to even think about the movie now though, after everything that has happened. it’s the one movie he’ll never watch)

sorry that was kinda sad! anyways, i feel like he would like the coming of age leaving home stories, especially when he gets a bit older and can relate to them more

mulan, princess and the frog, tangled (one time he joked that bruce was acting like mother gothel and when bruce searched up who that was, he was…not happy to say the least)

he will ugly cry too but what’s annoying is his “ugly” is unfortunately still quite good looking

and he has indeed forced all of the batfam to watch the movies with him during family movie night

like if you think you’re going to get through a road trip without him blasting i’ll make a man out of you or i see the light, think again

a big fan of the disney renaissance classics

but like any pixar movie will also have him bawling

if he has a kid, he’s sitting them down and making them watch the whole catalogue

i feel like he wouldn’t love the new remakes and sequels as much, part of it is the lack of nostalgia for him, but he’ll still watch it opening night

drives like an old man

hunched over, both hands on the steering wheel, completely straight stare

and he refuses to go over the speed limit, even on the highway

but he’s a MENACE in the passenger seat

lovesss being on aux, i feel like he would love the pop girlies

like taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, he’s cried to casual (so real of him ngl)

but i feel like as an older sibling he can’t help but backseat or i guess passenger seat drive a little bit

“oh, watch out for that stop sign” “the one 5 km from here? how can you even see that?”

drives jason up the wall

A KPOP FAN

i feel like being a gymnast would make you at least a semi competent dancer

dude is vibing to kiss of life, twice, le sserafim and learning the choreo too

eldest son of billionaire bruce wayne spotted at local kpop random play dance

imagine him playing music while he’s getting ready for patrol

he’s singing to what is love while he’s making sure his escrima sticks are fully charged

like are we seeing the vision

[mmx-zero]

My headcannons for certain robot masters and reploids:

Crashman: *horny ass bastard* I like men~

Hardman: *a gentle giant that probably wants someone to cuddle with but also knows how to throw hands when he needs to*

Elecman: *GAY AS TWINK MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S HOT AS FUCK* (his voice in mega man powered up got me feeling something)

Quickman: *in sonic voice* GOTTA GO FAST-

Geminiman: *narcissistic but still has a nice heart* God I'm the most beautiful thing alive~

Iceman: *makes very cheesy ice jokes whenever he can but a gentle soul for someone with ice powers*

Flashman: *serious and confident yet knows how to treat a man or woman right and is probably one hot gentleman and probably can show you a good time*

Blastman: EXPLOSION IS ART- *starts singing baby bye bye bye*

Burnerman: I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE FUCKING GROUND! *becomes a giant fireball*

Shadowman: *bro is like Espio or whatever the chameleon's name is from sonic both of them look like they'd get along*

Woodman: call me woody one more fucking time I'll shove a whole damn tree up ya ass *Scottish accent*

Tundraman: *zesty ass motherfucker standing in the doorway like your highschool crush looking so damn cool*

Diveman: *inserts Zuma reference from paw patrol* LET'S DIVE IN!

Axl: *crazy ass hyper motherfucker who is restless and a bit reckless and probably occasionally sleeps on the job but he gets the job one one way or another and many people love him*

Bass/Forte: I LOVE LATINAS MEGA MAN- *even though he existed before sonic the Hedgehog did depending if you want to go off by game dates or by lore of their timelines your choice*

Zero: *is sad Iris died but realized according to most of the fandom is gay for X which I approve of the ship but I would imagine he's bi or pan so it doesn't matter to me but he's still cute and handsome as fuck*

MMZ Zero: *is rebuilt in the future to look more like a twink and is still cute for the most part and still slays*

X: *one of the most sympathetic and empathetic people you will ever come across yet some people probably take it for granted but I genuinely love him*

Proto: I'm the coolest robot around *every time before he spawns you hear the whistle in the background*

Sigma: *is just tired of the gen alpha brainrot slang that has his name in it* and you wonder why I want to destroy humanity

Vile: I AM NOT SIGMA'S FUCKING LAP DOG! *Proceeds to sit on Sigma's lap with an angry face*

Pallette: AXLLLLL YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME MY GOOD MORNING KISS THIS MORNING!!! *whines*

(I have more headcannons for mega man characters but this is all I can think of on top of my head for now)