#Shoutout to the Bible ig..

[megamarvs46]

For an assignment at school

[starridge]

full pitch bible cover for class xoxo  I was going for the “classic literature book you’d find in the back of your middle school library” look

Shoutout @/mavgune on ig for doing the typography for me :,)

[dxiiionysus]

6 verses circa 11-12/2018

Metamoprh a line, Im a solo stagnant period. A dinosuar ,virgin stegosaurus bitch. Patar,that the aggrotato raptar call em Silent bob for and Eerykular spraying limbs ,making streams for teh hell of it. I think think its high time to infiltrate the headlinez, czndfx, Alireza, Airospace ,the holy trinity of the dmv rap bible in my book see. Hallucininja’s ybn lookin like cordae with the juice yung, kill moe sahn. My back is sweatin so I bring in the Bassgawd, not Lil B the one with Danny Seay yah. Pray to Lil B for the blessings with I’m cooking slim, soufeas korean bbq on the menu sahn. Ltq , Ek, Headband, and the fam bruh bruh. Can’t name em all but you know we be the Pantheon.  

Sad gang ,boi &girls suicidal with the ego shit. Premeditated I put the game inna deadpool and phoniex downed the shit.Fillin the spaces for shoutouts in my mind. Dead memories I hear em all the time. Ihearemallatime. God killer in this shit Rico help me on quest, gotta be the very best Jesus had and for 40 days and forty nights, I was searching for some rest missed a show and a half psychward blocked the path. Praying crying day nite Mcscuse me Kudi Jr in the bitch. Birthed onna 30 of the January in the year of the fifth, 41st president.94 for the nigga failing conspiracy, reincaration of the old school metaphysical. Deadly with the silver tongued free pour, prepoured Hasani typo flow. Meant to say dasani but this jawnt filled with shout outs so. I gotta spit it over over since its my revised wirtten verse. Ajax and another aforementioned A be the coach. Guess I’m spittin ever since I pyrolougie. Never seen how a nigga lived with the tooly. Sorry if I’m wildin but  Im just free spirit inna mech. Gundam lookin Jacob Black guess I’m kinda bulterish. Illin with the cutlery lookin kinda occulist, esoteric type of flow I j dilla in the experience.

Spit nostalgic holding in prana, Kill the shit, switch it up for the drama. Kill the crowd rapping peace just to meet the Dali llama, I Am Spark. Humanitarian for profit. Always inna cut nigga dancing got popped,locked and never stopped. Flipping pies in Admo the Edboy fava beaned my wallet. Nibble on awitches so I guess I not gonna be a prophet. Mama raised me right wild boy with knowledge. Super sayain Tarzan lopped off his locs speedin inna jaguar n I can’t cop a car but mama I promise I mma take care of it all in time or my name aint Dxxnysxs. Knocking out the vowels like widow maker and my north east god fist. Orions belt I promise I wont stop til I’m living in my name sake done started channeling my karma.

Ayo bring back the boombap aniiga really felt that, Bars on some stranger things ahegao genesis bitch/ Im talking jv tmnt robbing beetleborgs for they shit. Looking in the mirror tryna transmutate the self . Kamen rider Faix triple digits in my belt , Shouts to Joey badz for the guide to conciousness.47 lines numerology bars for the niggas counting this like me 21 gun saluting from the shores waiting on the kraken to devaste the oars. I prefer the sex so th box is checked nsfw when i tumbld on some x.Been eating roaches so I can assimalite TTC, not a drug but I’m craving Jaden see. Not a drug really innna physisense but I catch them vibes from all the ig pics. Sorry if I’m creepin plottin onna suicide, searching for that ape escape, purple golden monkey in the sky. Cho Ozaro, Sun Wukong I’m the monkey king. No disrepect dont wanna appropriate your culture but, I’m nigga king if usa be sayain, that Donald trump is two terming unless my vision is delayin. Pardon my manners but these niggas looking nannerish, shit is bananas, so I must commit. Mmm as above so below so I guess I’m thrice forgiven, picked up a pen again so I can craft my life within. Meditate on thoughts to manifest the will of the Age of Aquarians. 25, never mind mind 24 inking in the lines slipknot gentle on the floor. Not gonna lie I contemplate every now and then but I want a life with Mistress  Anju  to begin. Hot got damn das my bae jelly fish. But I’m blazed,swervin,tipsy trippy in the this bitch. Blindfolded, speedbombing hills of ice, 13 brick in the pack is how Imgoing out. 27 only if I’m cursed, but I choose life so theres power in these words

Prep the dimmensions for my geometry, chisel minds metaphysic I speak. Equations and scriptures ciphered in my lyrics,see why I can’t be written I revise my visions and references the legions of leaders of media within my generation. I lead through decision. Hug em all, death and precision bitch. Imma fucking walking paradox, not I’m not I’m afully funded pedia. Wiki-wicked nigga spitting like the broken pipes, holding burning bread of the lamb out of breath from the forbidden fruits, nectar gods gift of ambrosia, purple haze cannaball z listing ritualistic inhale to embody higher self again

[viktordevonne]

#WEBurlesquePodcast #ViktorDevonne #76 w/ @annamonoxide • #AnnaMonoxide is a #NewYork show producer, theatrical #clown, #circus sideshow performer, and #accordionplayer. She is one of the mad masterminds behind #DisasterpieceTheater at @deependnyc . c/w: we talk a bit about Anna's use of her own real blood in her work if that's not your thing. ••••• topics: accordion at 8, #ConeyIsland, #humanpincushion talents, freaking people out, making you feel, safety, a week later when all your wounds have healed, needles and daggers, #Pagliacci, the beginning of a #Disasterpiece, beautiful and disturbing, as one does, #clowncollege, pointy teeth, trippy #burlesque, an evening at the Theater, Precious Roy's Cannibal Cookbook, show bible ... Anna talks about the performer who would pierce himself with fencing foils; she speaks of #MirinDajo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirin_Dajo; also learn more about the history of Human Pin Cushion (a tad graphic): https://www.sideshowworld.com/104-Human-Pin/Cushion.html ... recorded: November 18, 2019 ... shoutouts and acknowledgments: @fibi_eyewalker , Cirkus Sathanas, Jean Taylor, @geminiblitz , @lola.strange , @miss_sugar_mamasota ... keep in touch: IG: @annamonoxide -@disasterpiece_theater_nyc ... #podcast #performanceart #whenindoubtfreakthemout https://www.instagram.com/p/B57E5rdHCKx/?igshid=1pyuphvx5n4do

[weburlesque]

#WEBurlesquePodcast #ViktorDevonne #76 w/ @annamonoxide • #AnnaMonoxide is a #NewYork show producer, theatrical #clown, #circus sideshow performer, and #accordionplayer. She is one of the mad masterminds behind #DisasterpieceTheater at @deependnyc . c/w: we talk a bit about Anna's use of her own real blood in her work if that's not your thing. ••••• topics: accordion at 8, #ConeyIsland, #humanpincushion talents, freaking people out, making you feel, safety, a week later when all your wounds have healed, needles and daggers, #Pagliacci, the beginning of a #Disasterpiece, beautiful and disturbing, as one does, #clowncollege, pointy teeth, trippy #burlesque, an evening at the Theater, Precious Roy's Cannibal Cookbook, show bible ... Anna talks about the performer who would pierce himself with fencing foils; she speaks of #MirinDajo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirin_Dajo; also learn more about the history of Human Pin Cushion (a tad graphic): https://www.sideshowworld.com/104-Human-Pin/Cushion.html ... recorded: November 18, 2019 ... shoutouts and acknowledgments: @fibi_eyewalker , Cirkus Sathanas, Jean Taylor, @geminiblitz , @lola.strange , @miss_sugar_mamasota ... keep in touch: IG: @annamonoxide -@disasterpiece_theater_nyc ... #podcast #performanceart #whenindoubtfreakthemout https://www.instagram.com/p/B53jzl3n1oB/?igshid=1tejj2x3f1736

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Hey guys,

I’m sure you would have heard about the Adulting 101 conference on social media. It was on November 30th and I’d like to officially thank the organizers for allowing me to come and take notes so that I can share with you all. It was a long day packed with information and so there was no way I’d be able to fit it into one blog post. Therefore, this is part 1 and it will focus on everything except investment. The investment section was my favourite part and I know you guys love investments so that presentation gets its own blog post.

Since it was a lot of information, I’ll be sharing what I either think you’d be interested in knowing or what I found the most interesting.

I know many people were complaining about the price of the event and it’s okay, I hear your concerns so I was on the lookout for what exactly they were getting for their buck.

In there very colourful folders, the attendees received many things including:

An investment voucher to open a mutual fund account at Sagicor investment.

Resume starter package

Voucher for 50% off a medical check-up

Registration for a mentorship program

Interview coaching sessions

In addition to that, there was coffee break food, lunch and booths outside with samples.

The event was hosted by Kingsley Morgan and Brithney Clarke and they did a great job. They kept their energy up (and it was a long day folks) and were not actually supposed to be hosting together, the hostess that was supposed to be there had an emergency. Honestly, if I didn’t find that out after, I wouldn’t have known, the chemistry was good.

Also shoutout to whoever was on sound, the playlist was lit. I was there from 8am and was thoroughly entertained.

The event started with Kingsley defined adulting and summarized what the conference would be about.

The event was supposed to be a “playbook on how to navigate adulting”

Adulting referred to doing adult things.

I liked when he likened moving from writing in pencil in schools to pen. Adulting more or less feels like that and I don’t know if he was going for a metaphor but the reader/writer in me saw it to mean that your mistakes matter a lot more now than it did then. It’s typically much easier to erase your mistakes or distance from them as a child but as an adult, you’re expected to simply know better.

The first presenter was Kavan Allen and who spoke on Spiritual Wellness from a Christian’s perspective.

  Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

  He believes:

Neglecting your spiritual health may affect you in other ways.

As an adult, we tend to value peace of mind and he believes that’s what God provides.

Things in the Bible were designed to make you and everyone better.

That we were created and made to love.

Forgiveness and patience is a part of love

For you to be spiritually well you have to love and be loved.

He was basically saying that in order to be healthy holistically and successful in your endeavours you’ll have to be spiritually well.  Kingsley then asks “How do you explain atheists achieving success?”

I appreciated the question because it is a fair one.

Kavan went on to say that you can apply principles from the Bible (whether you know you’re doing it or not) and God would bless them anyway.

He also said everything isn’t always what it seems meaning that they may look successful and happy but aren’t. He mentioned that many people don’t have the peace of mind (that spiritual health would bring) and are addicted to drugs and are suffering.

Honestly, I don’t believe those things are unique to atheists, I’m sure every type of person struggles. I think honestly some people have ignored religion and are successful by their standard and or society’s and it just is what it is. That fact shouldn’t make someone abandon their faith though. 

The next presenter was Dr George Scarlett

  What I basically took away from the presentation was that it is best to eat organic unprocessed foods. He made the great point that nowadays it’s much more likely that we’ll die from a chronic disease. He also spoke about epigenetic signalling which is defined as allowing our cells to allow us to live our best life.

The next presenter Felecia Williams presented on Creating a Real and Lasting Relationship.

Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

Dating isn’t on my agenda but it may be on yours so here are some gems you might appreciate:

Beware of unrealistic expectations, too much accessibility and failure to communicate.

Keep the importance of chemistry in mind.

Invest in each other but don’t invest in relationships that do not serve you, build a future, be authentic, mutually respectful and supportive.

Put in the work.

For the hopeless romantics who are single, Felecia says to avoid a scarcity mindset and abandon the idea of the perfect parter i.e don’t have a type.

She also mentioned not accepting bad behaviour because you’ll be valued by them less.

Felecia threw shade when she said that maybe you just aren’t ready for a relationship, ask yourself if you’d date yourself.

I honestly feel a lot of these tips can be implemented for platonic friendships too.

Sean Williams presented next on building your personal brand

Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

Sean says:

You’re a brand and a creator of your brand.

You’re either your greatest asset or your greatest liability.

If you want people to focus on your message you’ll have to look a certain way. This is one of the saddest truths I’ve heard and I hope one day it isn’t the case.

It’s important to know your brand and value.

Value your name and what it stands for.

Don’t compromise on your values.

Know who needs what you possess

And my favourite tidbit was that: People are willing to pay more because of a name because people associate that brand with quality. I can only hope people associate the Goody with a Budget brand with quality.

Money Management Framework with Nigel R Holness

What I really took away from the presentation is that you have to access where you are and have a plan which is being deliberate.

He speaks about sacrifice to get what you want. I’ve always agreed and disagreed with this statement. On one hand, sure you can’t always buy what you want all the time if you’re saving towards something. That’s a no brainer. But on the other hand, I’m wary about sacrificing all the fun out of your young adult life for a day that may never come when you’re older. For example imagine missing out on all trips, outings, parties and experience you could have had. You have a child and get married and you’re 50, not in your best health or don’t have the luxury of time to do things you wanted to do even if now you have the money. I feel like finding a balance and having a budget that allows for fun is important.

Nigel was saying you shouldn’t have fun but I had to go on my little rant. Nigel did say to watch out for inflation and that’s facts.

Photo by Nathan Walker from Nigel’s presentation

He also mentioned:

Record your balance sheet.

Calculate your net worth

Record your income statement

Calculate cash flow

Analyse and set up a budget that you keep track of.

Know your credit score.

Photo by Nathan Walker on Nigel’s presentation.

Finally, the last presenter for the evening was Gina Tomlinson Williams

Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

Photos from Adulting 101’s IG Page.

For jobseekers she suggests:

Cleaning up your social media because recruiters do check.

Make sure your resume, which shouldn’t be more than 2 pages. has information relevant to the job you’re applying to make sure it is free from errors. Get a second pair of eyes to glance over the resume to make sure.

Get a professional photograph taken. I got mine at Millenial Mixer this year.

Create a LinkedIn profile.Here’s mine.

Gina offered a golden list to prep for interviews:

Research the company.

Research the role and department

Find a list of possible questions for the interview

Create a list of questions you might get.

Practise your body language and facial expressions.

Bring a copy of your resume.

Rest and Hydrate

Beaware of how you smell, don’t use slangs, don’t chew gum or sweets and be nice to ALL of the staff. They’ll ask the staff if you were courteous to them but in my opinion you should be nice even if they don’t check.

Am I the only person who gets caught off guard and silent when the interviewer says: “Tell me about yourself”?

No? Okay, great Gina said you can talk about your bucket list, yourself in 5 years, strengths/weakness and why you’d be the best candidate.

After the interview, you should ask about next steps, shake hands and then send a ‘thank you’ email.

Did you make it this far? Congrats, the blog post on the presentation on investment will be posted next week. Need a Writer? You know where to find me!

  Takeaways from the Adulting 101 Conference Hey guys, I'm sure you would have heard about the Adulting 101 conference on social media. It was on November 30th and I'd like to officially thank the organizers for allowing me to come and take notes so that I can share with you all.