#Shosanna Dreyfus/Dieter Hellstrom

[kuzzzma]

You know what... yes, that could actually work.

[thatluckystrudel]

[eaglezzbear]

He just wants to be part of their symphony!

[staiyn]

More of the sillies

love the sillies 🫶

Sorry loves, forgot these

[iviamagatitos]

reblogs are appreciated! ❤️

[lexishoney]

this is how i feel about your little ugly nazi ships, weirdos

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Inglourious Basterds

Sample Size: 263 stories

Source: AO3

[risu-morti]

[laiwalane]

Too early

requested from @racheljo47

Pair: Shosanna Dreyfus x Dieter Hellstrom

Warnings: none (?)

____________________________________

War is bad.

And it's interesting how it turns out, it seems like it has more than a direct relationship to you, but on the other hand, somewhere far away. France is generally a romantic country, but that's not what this is about.

Now Dieter and Shosanna are sitting in a seedy bar, where quiet music is playing, and there are practically no visitors. Normal people don't drink in the middle of the working day.

– I don't need an escort anymore. What are you doing here? – She turns to him.

– I'm just curious, how did your alliance with Zoller form in this way? Madame Mimier? He calls her a second time, realizing that her attention is focused on anything but him. It's annoying.

– There's nothing between us, how many times can I repeat it?

– I don't believe it. –His tone is defiant, it makes her wince.

– Do I understand correctly that you consider all French women to be easily accessible?– She asks, trying to imitate the tone. But in fact, she sounds doomed.

– Except for you, of course. – He smiles falsely. Sarcasm continued to trickle out of his mouth. But it seems that's what he really thought. In any case, it's nothing serious.

–Shall I walk you out?

– I don't think it's it is necessary. – she says, surprisingly politely, but just as coldly.

And he didn't listen, he escorted her and followed her on her heels to her cinema.

There was no conversations between them right now, and there was nothing to talk about. And she didn't want it either, he himself agreed to follow her as a silent guard. He was smoking a tasteless cigarette and Shoshanna was walking completely lost in her thoughts. Probably the person right behind her will soon die at her hands. The thought was intoxicating, but at the same time repulsive.

Killing for a good cause is not murder.

– Would you like me to come in? –He teases.

And the door slams in his face.

She just thinks that this is another officer whose position still had to be pronounced, an officer who uses his powers to his own interests. There are a lot of them in France now. Nobody knows how long it will last. However, there is a glimmer of hope in her soul that this will end soon. The sooner the better.

She torments herself with speculation and worries, but at the same time she is absolutely confident in herself. Or not so confident? She doesn't know. Let what is supposed to happen happen.

To get close, to ingratiate oneself, to kill, all this is easy to pull off with Zoller, certainly not with Hellstrom. But she didn't want it to be easy either.

She lets him into her life and everything turns too fast.

Here he is mocking her fake nationality. But now he is already very courteous, polite.

He looks in on her in the evenings. Probably, as it often happens, they were connected not only by short small talk over a glass of wine or something similar. As it usually happens, they had sex.

And Dieter was more than happy with that, and probably... she was too.

Of course, everything did not happen immediately, but still it was quite fast, in less than a month, from bar dates, useless walks and casual meetings, they moved on to more serious things.

One weekend evening, when their next date ended in bed, she refused to smoke. Instead, Shosanna let her emotions run wild. Not joyful emotions, no.

– Terrible. – The woman said.

– Is it that bad? – He quips.

– It's just terrible.– And she didn't say it because she felt bad, on the contrary. She seemed to be having a good time. That was the worst part. She shouldn't have fallen into her own trap herself.

He gets up slowly and pours whiskey into dusty glasses that stand on a small table.

– And you are as taciturn as usual, Emmanuel. Am I a bad company?– He makes a theatrical face, and takes a big sip, which makes his throat boil with alcoholic fumes.

– Do you want to talk? Then I'll ask you a question. Why are you doing this?

– Doing what?

– Don't be stupid.

His gaze is carefree, which makes it disgusting. Perhaps it's all about her perception.She was disgusted by a lot of things in her life.

It's cloudy outside, but it's not raining, unfortunately, the rain could wash away all the dirt . The atmosphere in her room is not oppressive, but very quiet, like at a funeral.

– I like you. So I'm coming, isn't it clear?–

She secretly hopes that he will not ask a counter question, so that he will not finally force her to say out loud all the things that she does not want to say.

He will leave soon and it will all be over. He always leaves.

– I have a question for you.

– Again? – He narrows his eyes.

– Are you afraid of death?

–No. – He cut her off quickly and looked directly at her, waiting for a reaction.

He doesn't hesitate, because there's nothing to think about. He is ready to die at any moment, with the only difference being the preference of how he wants to leave. And she's not afraid either. Life had already put her in a situation once where she had to fight for her life, and she survived. She deceived- no, she ran away from death once, so she will run away again.

– That's right. You–she pauses for a second, changing her previous thought–We're all dead here. I will not say "sooner or later" because I feel that it will happen sooner. I don't see the point in wasting my life being afraid to die.

–And you won't even be upset if I die? – He's making his face again, and she's not even looking at him.

– It's better to die than live like this.

– Well, then go ahead. – She just clicks her tongue, turning her head in his direction.

–I'm sure you'll die faster than I will anyway. So I'll come to your grave and maybe let other spit on it.

He didn't like the topic of conversation, philosophical deep topics were not what he wanted to talk about, but in any case, given her reluctance to talk about herself, especially considering that her entire personality was completely fake, there were such a few ideas. She did not accept many of his beliefs, and he did not accept many of her beliefs. Funny.

He could have left, but for some reason he wanted to stay that evening.

For some reason, a very strange feeling came over Dieter. It's like he wants to be with a person-he really wants to, but he can't. And the reason is not clear. It's all in his head - that's how he thought, because at the moment he didn't see any physical obstacles. And everything that does not leave the limits of consciousness is not important, it's all nonsense and prejudice.

Getting up from the chair, he walked up to her from behind, and put his hands on her shoulders, turning her to face him.

–I like you, Emmanuel. I really like you. – He said and leaned his lips against hers. Carefully.

Shosanna didn't understand why she didn't resist.

Maybe when it's over, and maybe if they're not dead, she'll tell him all about herself, of course if she's sure it won't be life-threatening.

But it's too early. It's too early.

Let what has to happen happen.

[eaglezzbear]

THIS IS FREAKING GOLD

[antagkate]

Explaining my S/I's Relationship Chart! :3

Hans Landa: Well, we already know they're lovers. They're always together, except for when Hans doesn't want Kate to see something (ex: Bridget's death). They don't "officially" get together/married until after Hans gets his property in Nantucket Island. Everyone knew that they had a thing for each other.

Dieter Hellstrom: Never ask Kate to be in the same room as him. She's terrified of him and his entire demeanor, mainly because he has said some choice words to her. Dieter feels mainly neutral about Kate, but he likes to mess with her and knows she's scared of him.

Fredrick Zoller: Fredrick is under the impression they're sort of friends or at least acquaintances, but he's entirely wrong. Kate isn't scared of him but just feels a bit creeped out by his entire demeanor. She isn't sure why, but she doesn't feel safe around him either.

Aldo Raine, Donny Donowitz, and Omar Ulmer: They all officially met at the Film Premier, where Kate immediately knew they weren't what they said they were, just like Hans knew. She doesn't feel distain, rather curiosity. She's neutral and just wanted to know "Why were they pretending to be Italian? Can't they be American like me?" All three of them immediately felt that Kate was an enemy, since she's so close to Hans.

Hugo Stiglitz: Hugo and Kate met briefly before he became a Basterd. She mainly felt neutral about him, since he was just another soldier to her. Hugo feels that Kate is an enemy, no matter her circumstances.

Smithson Utivich: After Operation Kino, when Smithson and Aldo were in the interrogation/deal was when the two met. When they were at the line, Kate never saw what happened to Hans, but she just knew they hurt him in some way. Kate feels that one of them did something and feels almost...angry at them, like an enemy. Smithson immediately associates Hans with Kate as enemies, so they are one and the same to him.

Bridget von Hammersmark: Kate felt respect for Bridget, since she was a famous movie star. She never knew what her fate was after Hans dismissed her. Bridget feels mainly neutral against Kate, but she feels bad for her. She knows Kate was mainly in France and the SS's care without better knowledge or understanding of what she's really doing. Bridget just felt pity for Kate.

Shosanna Dreyfus: Shosanna met Kate at the first private screening since she was with Hans. Kate feels neutral towards Shosanna since she is a bit afraid of the film shown on the screen. She barely registered anything from the movie theatre because the film's loud noises spooked her. Shosanna isn't sure how to feel about Kate other than neutral. Is Kate a victim of circumstance? Is she forced to be there? Either way, Shosanna wouldn't care if Kate was left in the theatre while it burned to the ground.

[thatluckystrudel]

.

.

.

Inglorious Basterds master study

original pic

[eaglezzbear]

Some memes my joyus basterdlings

[staiyn]

more headcanons

[rurivu]

I love bastard's soooo much!!!!🛐

Bonus:Hans and Aldo dynamic

[bitacoradecine]