#Short drabble in this headworld

[searsage]

Sam: Have you talked to him yet..?

Robin: Yes! Thirteen fucking times! Everytime I so much as take a step in there he starts growling then getting upset and apologising! he's so sad Sam!

Sam: Damn, well Dani's got the truck ready..we should probably get rid of her as soon as possible..and by that i mean tonight.

Robin: I know I know! But what the hell am i supposed to do?! He'll never forgive me if i take her from him!

Sam: Calm down Robin, he's just going through a phase, it's likely he saw dark skin, curly hair and his little alien heart just went pitter patter-

Robin: Three.

Sam: What..?

Robin: Al-an has three hearts, and they look nothing like me!

Sam: Right Right! Look, the point is he'll get over it, sure he'll be sad for a while but he'll come to his senses eventually and recognize that it was just his misfiring parental instincts rearing for the vary first time.

Robin: I don't know…he's never acted like this before..

Sam: we can't let him keep her Robin, she has a family, they've been tearing up town and the surrounding woods looking for her! …you haven't seen the faces of her family as they staple her flyers to every damn tree..

Robin: I know! It's just…ugh.

Sam: it'll be hard I know, just the sedatives-

Robin: You mean tranquilizers…

Sam: Robi…Im giving you the option to do this the easy way, one word and i can have Margurite do it for you..we need to take her back and we need to do it tonight when that idiot is on patrol, anyone else would be too risky.."

Robin: I'll handle it okay?! I doubt I'll need the tranqs, besides we need him awake to insure she doesn't squeal. And don't call me that I'm not a kid! I just need to figure out what to say to him after…

Sam: Your certain he can remove everything..? All traces of us..? She can't remember anything..

Robin: Yeah, he can…anything she does recall she won't be able to decipher enough to sense of this whole mess, Just get the bag and tell Danielle to have the van ready.

Sam: on a lighter note, Magurite is having a field day with those ransom notes, says that idiots been loosing sleep over her demands.."

Robin: fifty thousand dollars, seriously? is it right to pick on him like this?

Sam: Yes, Robi or do you not recall last christmas when that hopeless jackass tried to break into our lodge with his fake warrent..

Robin: I said don't call me that, and yeah, I'll admit that was pretty damn funny, but to be fair we did shoot his tires out.

Sam: what officer Ryley doesn't know Officer Ryley can't prove.

Robin: okay enough chit chat, this won't get done by being idle, I'm going to go tell him to wipe her, wish me luck.

Sam: Good luck…tell him we won't even complain if he mopes on the couch for a few days.

Robin: Really Sam?

Sam: What?! I was trying to be supportive!

Me still thinking about that domestic cyptid comedy horror Au where Ryley is a park ranger living out his days patroling the woods where an odd old lady , quirky researcher and her sibling and her girlfriend reside .

And every now and then he has to Head out and investigate reports and sightings of weird alien wendigos and robot not deers and chase off the local hippie cults (alterra) convinced aliens are trying to commune. And 100% knows Robin sam and Margaret know more then they act like.

And refuse to explain the power outages or odd glowing lights.

But its all told in like a podcast format And Ryley is 100% done with their gasslighting.