#Shion Kaida Drabble

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"Not" a Vampire ~ *Shion Kaida*

Summary: You're convinced Shion is a vampire as much as he denies it. It's gotten to the point the others are beginning to tease you for your insistence. That's why you must do whatever it takes to prove you are correct.

Pairing: Shion Kaida X G/N!Reader

Genre: Fluffyish Drabble

Word Count: 797

Warning: N/A

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"Is it true?" You ask, propping your head onto your hands.

Shion glances over at you before rolling his eyes and taking another drag of his cigarette. "Quit asking me that question."

"I will when you answer it."

"Obviously, I'm not going to answer it."

You frown. "I just want to know if it's true or not! That's all! Once you answer it, I'll leave you alone for good, I promise!"

He scoffs at your words. "No you won't."

"How do you know?"

"I know you."

You narrow your eyes at him. "Creepy."

"Not like that, you moron!" He growls back, baring his teeth before taking yet another drag of his cigarette.

You sigh and let your chin drop to the table before you. "Why won't you satiate my curiosity."

"Because your idiotic curiosity is none of my concern." He snaps, flicking his cigarette butt to the ground. 

As he pulls out another cigarette, you grab your lighter and flick it open. He glares at you as you hold the little flame out to him. Despite his reluctance, he lets you light his cigarette and blows the smoke in your face.

You wave it away and continue to pout. "Please? Just tell me if the rumors are true or not!"

"What rumors?" Sliding into the seat next to you, Kenta gives you an unimpressed look. 

"What's everyone talking about?" Ryoga loudly asks, taking the last seat at the table you were sitting at.

Shion shoots another glare at you but you don't pay him any attention. "Is it true that Shion is a vampire or is it just a rumor?"

The two boys stare at you for a good, long moment before laughing their asses off. Shion grunts but you can see the corners of his eyes crinkle. You, on the other hand, huff and fold your arms over your chest.

"You don't have to be mean about it, assholes!"

"Of course a petty little criminal like yourself is swept up in the stupid, asinine rumors!" Kenta wickedly grinned.

"That's a load of steaming dog shit is what it is!" Ryoga adds. "There is no way in hell Shion here is a fucking vampire! If he is, I'll eat my left pinky!"

You sigh and let your shoulders fall. "Seriously, you're all terrible! I hate you guys so much!"

"Well it's your fault for believing rumors." Shion mutters, smirking at you.

Standing up, you shoot back, "It's not my fault! The evidence is pretty damning! Besides, you're partly to blame because you won't put the stupid lies to rest!"

As you walked off, you could hear Ryoga and Kenta jeer at Shion. It only made you scoff and wrap your arms around yourself. You didn't want to deal with their stupid meanness right now. You just wanted to go back to your cell and not think about how they laughed at you.

That is, until you ran into Yuto. "Oh! Sorry!"

"No, no! It's my fault! Completely my fault! I shouldn't have run into you! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" He bumbled, gathering the files he dropped.

You helped him collect his wayward papers and noticed something familiar. Carefully, you tucked it away without the guard noticing. You gave him a sugary sweet smile as you handed him the last of his files.

"Again, I'm really sorry, Officer. I did not mean to."

He shook his head and looked down to hide his blush. "No harm done, I suppose."

And with that, he scurried off. When you were alone, you peaked into the stolen file and gasped. Your suspicions were confirmed!

With your evidence in hand, you raced back to the table where Kenta, Ryoga, and Shion were still sitting. You slapped the file down in front of them. While Ryoga and Kenta looked confused, Shion's eyes widened and, if it was even possible, he became even more pale.

"YOU ARE A VAMPIRE! Maybe not a vampire like in all the books and movies, but you have Porphyria Cutanea Tarda, colloquially known as vampire disease!" You shouted in triumph.

"Where did you get this?" Shion snapped at you, crumpling his cigarette in his hand.

You gave a satisfied smirk. "This petty little criminal stole it from Officer Inukai himself! And the poor bastard still doesn't know what hit him!"

"Wait, you stole Shion's file?" Kenta asked, his eyes widening as realization began to dawn on him. "There's files on all of us? With our deep dark secrets printed?"

You shrugged. "Well, I wouldn't say that-"

"I NEED TO GET MY FILE!" He screamed, running out of the mess hall.

"WAIT FOR ME!" Ryoga shouted after him.

Shion gave a low, dark chuckle as he shook his head. "Congratulations, petty, little criminal. You just ruined their lives."

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allen sugasano

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hajun yeon

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yandere hcs with an unaware reader

waking up with kisses hcs

anne faulkner

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fem s/o with beautiful sisters hcs

THE CAT'S WHISKERS

naoakira saimon

s/o with the opposite personality

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jealous hcs

ryu natsume

s/o with the opposite personality

shiki ando

s/o with the opposite personality

jealous hcs

fem s/o with beautiful sisters hcs

COZMEZ

kanata yatonokami

general relationship hcs

jealous hcs

yandere hcs

reader who makes music

nayuta yatonokami

fem s/o with beautiful sisters hcs

general relationship hcs

reader who makes music

reader with a beautiful singing voice

AKANYATSURA

iori suiseki

yandere drabble

reader with a beautiful singing voice

hokusai masaki

interrupting a crush hangout (ft. satsuki & reo)

general relationship hcs

1NM8

VISTY

shogo yamato

waking up with kisses hcs

GOKULUCK

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jealous hcs

ryoga tosa

reader with a beautiful singing voice

shion kaida

"are you really so oblivious?" confession prompt

kenta mikoshiba

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AMPRULE

dongha yeon

waking up with kisses hcs

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Allen Sugasano:

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Anne Faulkner:

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The Cat's Whiskers:

Naoakira Saimon:

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Yohei Kanbayashi:

Let Me Take Care of You ⭐️✨🎗

Ryu Natsume:

Shiki Ando:

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Nayuta Yatonokami:

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Buraikan:

Chisei Kuzuryu:

Alright, Bet 💛🎗

Haruomi Shingu:

The Rooftop Garden ⭐️✨💛

Always Something to Learn ⭐️💛

GokuLuck:

Yuto Inukai:

Rocky Road Ice Cream 💛

Ryoga Tosa:

Shion Kaida:

"Not" a Vampire ⭐️💛🎗️

Kenta Mikoshiba:

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