#Sherry Conrad

[maycanady]

YOU 3.05 "Into the Woods"

[taissaswifelowkey]

talking in your sleep

w/c: 2k ish (i always forget to add word counts, my bad)

a/n: first time (technically second) that i’m writing for a non yj character. this is not a drill anymore and this time i will keep it posted instead of deleting it. I will divide this into two or three parts, depending on how it goes. the timeline takes place at season 3, so if you haven’t reached there yet or watched the show there might be some major spoiler elements. also, the title is named after talking in your sleep by talking heads. i thought it fit the vibe but i’m not too sure 😭  feedback is always welcome enjoy reading let’s goooo

also, at the time i have been posted this, it has been sitting in my google docs for a WHILEEEE it was time for me to drop it. this is not me just wanting to let it go, a second part will also be written! this is more of a build up before i can make things run wild

warnings: swearing, the characters as a whole but i did water it down and kept it purely implicit. still, if it smells and looks like a red flag turn the other way. cheating but in no way should this be condonable, ever. also gay. a few allusions to suggestive themes but nothing is said. although unlikely, minors dni. let me know if i missed anything!

it starts under the cut

She tried to look interested. Really, she did. But she couldn’t care less of Sherry’s new routine, or how she is planning on throwing a party with all the neighbours. While she unsurely murmured agreement, she went to kindly pack cookies to throw Sherry off, a failed plan. The woman in front of her just shook her head with a grimace.

“Lovey, you’re so adorable but that’s going to be a no for me. The party’s next week, bring your charming house husband if you can.”

Love barely has time to blink before she’s gone and she’s taking care of another client. That is what she gets for being courteous. Well, attempting should be the right word. She watches the woman wave to someone she presumes is her friend– who must probably be as insufferable as her– before breathing through her nose and carrying on with the rest of the customers. At breaktime, she texts Joe, asking him how his day is going. He replies shortly after, and she’d lie if she said the message didn’t make her day better at all. A grin breaks her face at the picture he sent, he’s cradling a sleepy Henry.

We miss you.

She can almost hear his voice, smooth and velvet, soothing any thoughts she can think of. She wishes the day would rush faster.

I’ll be back before you know it ;)

And she was. After small talk with customers, cleaning, closing up, she was here. With her family. She lets Henry sleepily hold her thumb, while talking about her day to Joe, who nods and listens, and offers his input when needed. He wasn’t much of a talker but a listener…but he was what she needed. Her other half. Her balance. She hates to get saccharine and does not want to be one of those cliché couples but she is certain that they are perfect for each other. Even better than Sherry and Cary who just seems to be a cover of a Vogue magazine more than anything else.

“There is no way we’re going to that event of hers. We’d probably be bored to death by the time we’re at her fence.”

“She’s…definitely a character.”

“Is that your way of saying she’s bitchy?”

She chuckles, her eyebrows furrowing. He turns the question in his head before smiling, nodding at Henry.

“Language. Besides, I wouldn’t want to call a woman that. Sherry’s just��well, she’s…Sherry. And her inviting you to a party after being disrespectful is, well, a Sherry thing to do.”

A pause at seeing Love’s raised eyebrow, an amused look breaking her face.

“Which says a lot.”

He completes, leaning over to press a gentle kiss on her forehead, worried he might have said something that she’d misinterpret. But she does not take it in any wrong way. She knows what he meant. And even then, she knows he’d always take her side. Just like she’d always take his.

“Do you want to go?”

“What? No way. Do you want to go?”

“No way.”

She looks at him carefully, assessing his every reaction. She knows Joe does not have any trouble refusing anything and he will softly be truthful if needed.

“You’re not saying that to make me happy, are you?”

“If someone’s making you uncomfortable then I don’t see why I would try to be in their circle.”

He kisses her nose, looking down at her lovingly. She looks up at him and cannot stop the smile from escaping her lips.

“Here, I’ll put Henry to bed then we can talk about all of Sherry's bi...snideness.” 

“No, no, let’s do it together. Every second of me being alone is me trying not to imagine me strangling her.”

“We wouldn’t want that to happen.”

“No, we wouldn’t.”

A tight lipped smile from him, and a nod, before he carefully gets up with a dozing Henry, with Love walking with them until they reach their son’s room. They tuck him in and both wish him goodnight, with Love staying a couple of minutes, hardly believing this is now her life. Their life.

Even with the feel of Joe’s lips on hers as he presses her on the couch, smell of the soap he uses, his calloused yet gentle hands on her hips, the remnants of coffee that he took-

Wait. 

Joe never drank coffee at this hour. Maybe he felt tired. After last year’s events, anyone would be. Right? And he did work considerably a lot, helping her with their new place, her workplace and of course, their child. And he didn’t have any friends nor did he need to visit anyone. So she didn’t question it. Not when he trails his kisses to her jaw, her neck, her shoulders, or not even after she sees how tightly his eyes are closed instead of being fluttered, like they usually always are.

After making all of today’s frustrations evaporate from her head, he cuddles her to his chest. The rhythm of his heartbeat, although still influenced by oxytocin, grounds her. She looks down at their intertwined fingers, a ring on each hand. Joe notices and kisses her again, this time gently and innocently.

“Are you okay?”

“I’m more than okay, Joe. I love you.”

And there’s nothing else he can say but the same. She presses kisses all over his face, his light stubble scratching her, laughing as he tickles her sides.

↠↠

Arguments and disagreements are bound to happen between a couple. But twistedly enough it’s healthy, depending on how it’s done. And the way Joe handled it, was definitely the opposite of the correct, supposed manner. He just stares with his hands in his pocket. If she knew any better, she’d say he’s just stalling to avoid this conversation. Henry is at his grandmother’s, and Love took an early day off, hoping that this peaceful afternoon weekend would mean being able to be with Joe for a couple of hours.

So why was he wearing a cap and backpack slung on his shoulder?

“It’s not that late for a jog, Love. Besides, the neighbourhood is safe and I can…”

A deep breath. 

“I can handle myself.”

Oh, she knows he can. But that’s not what she’s afraid thinking of.

“Bullshit.”

She rolls her eyes, dropping to the couch and crossing her arms. He sighed exasperatedly, dropping the bag with a bit more force, which caused her to quickly lift her eyes to his. She recognises that look. He looked at her the same way when he admitted his real name. When he was in that box. When she told him she was pregnant.

Was it a look of regret, or desperation?

A long silence passes after this. She’s stewing, mulling over his words, his excuses. He is in jogging attire, yes, but since when did he exercise? Was it to get away from this new, routine life in a somewhat stuck up place? Or is it to impress someone?

“Are we going to talk?”

“I am talking.”

A minute cold, calculated minute passes without neither of them saying anything to each other.

“This…this isn’t going anywhere. Love, you have to believe me. There is no reason I’d be doing anything else. I told you I took up running two years ago before I met you, right?”

He moves closer to her, dropping down on his knees, trying to get her to meet his eyes. He hesitantly brings her hands to his chest.

“Love, I promise you.”

“Alright.”

A smile before she drops their hands, getting up from the couch and walking to their bedroom.

“Have fun on your jog, Joe. Don’t come home too late.”

He has this same look on his face. And she has no idea what to do about it. She brings one hand to his cheek before pulling him in for a rough kiss, one he reciprocates with. They pull apart breathlessly, and Love has to hold herself back from the juvenile idea of leaving a mark on his neck. 

“Go, before I make you lose out on your health goals.”

“You’re the one that kissed me.”

He raises an eyebrow, pecking her one last time before getting up.

“I’ll be back. Then you can have me all you want.”

With a wave, Joe leaves, taking the smile of his wife as a good sign. Well, it is a good sign. And it’s going to have to do for him. He’d just have to prove that he only ever sees, cares and loves her. As he always did. Meanwhile leaving a trail of fresh scented aftershave and lotion in the air.

Is it normal for people to wear perfume before exercising?

She’d asked her friends if they were here. Or Forty. They’d probably give her advice without sugarcoating, and Forty would add a sprinkle of humour, in his usual habit. So she resorts to search engines. She scrolls through various articles but ends up finding nothing conclusive. Grabbing the phone in a vain effort to not squeeze it and magically destroy it, she decides that getting cooped up with Joe on her mind won’t be of any service if she wants to make their time alone work. A walk might do. Maybe that’s why he left. She understands that sometimes people do need time apart to avoid driving themselves completely insane. She just hopes she won’t meet any pesky neighbours. If she has to listen to stories of their relatives knowing a celebrity, some failed diet or unwanted beauty advice, she would just nod, smile politely and wave.

But like always, she does not always get what she wants. A bubbly Sherry spots her from her garden. She plugs in her earphones and hopes she would be ignored, but Sherry waves and signals for her to come closer.

Damn it.

“Hi, Love! Finally deciding to get out of the house, huh? You do deserve some fresh air. The stress of handling a business and a family can’t be good for that skin.”

This bitch.

She grins, almost too brightly, biting back a snide remark for the sake of children playing behind her and shrugs. 

“Yeah, I almost want to go back home.”

An all too saccharine laugh escapes the woman’s lips, joined by a short one.

“You have a nice sense of humour. Basically Joe’s copy.” 

She nudges the brunette, who just clears her throat and steps back. 

“Thanks.”

Probably five seconds has passed, enough time for Love to come up with an excuse to leave–

“So, are you and your beau coming to the party?”

Oh, damn her.

“We’re thinking about it. Y’know we’ve been kind of adjusting to Madre Linda.”

“Aw, but what better way than to connect with us. I swear, you’ll have fun.”

Love scoffs and loses her nerves to drop a mocking remark before Sherry runs back to her children, guiding them away from the flowers.

“I see that you’re busy so I’ll let you be.”

“No, it’s no big deal-”

“Bye, Sherry.”

↠↠

She walks around the park, sitting down on the bench and looks at her surroundings. A couple sitting side by side on a towel, a bird seeming to build a nest up on one of the trees, and a person who’s jogging. 

It almost makes her laugh, as if it’s the universe’s cruel intentions to remind her of her not-exactly-argument with Joe.The jogger stops for breath, checking her watch and smiles victoriously. She then stretches, oblivious to Love’s staring. It would be funny if Joe would be right there appearing at her side.

As she stares ahead brazenly, the woman notices her calculated gaze. Love drops her eyes the minute she feels the stranger’s eyes on hers next, pretending to go back to her book splayed on her lap.

She waits a couple of minutes for the woman to disappear, and almost wants to cry with how crazy Joe is making her. To think that anyone here could be with him, right now.

She misses how you smiled confusedly and went on back to your jog.

↠↠

Many hours later she comes back home after getting a text from Joe. He’s on the couch with a book in his hand with new clothes. She doesn’t even waste time speaking before she drops herself next to him and allows herself to be pulled closer. This.This is what she wants. Not constantly fearing him finding someone better than her even after what she did to bring this family together, or having to pay close attention to anyone who might be too close for it to be considered just “friendly”. They engage in conversation afterwards, with Joe helping Love with dinner and him looking at her whenever she’d speak. She also knows that look. The look of complete devotion, the physical manifestation of his vows. Those same eyes that she sometimes sees herself in. His entirety, him, makes her believe that they have a chance, a chance they can’t waste. He does everything to prove it. And waking up in the early morning with their bodies tangled was proof enough.

[pochunts]

SHALITA GRANT GIF PACK

— ✰ on the page linked below in the SOURCE LINK, you will find ( FOUR HUNDRED AND FIVE ) hq gifs of SHALITA GRANT sourced from her role as SHERRY CONRAD in season three of YOU (2021). shalita is 34 but was 32 while filming this season. she is of african-american ( unspecified ) descent and identifies as gay, so please cast her accordingly. all gifs were cropped at 245x145 and were made from scratch by feifer for roleplaying purposes only. therefore, i am taking full credit for these.

gifs feature: Chris O’Shea, Penn Badgely, Victoria Pedretti, Shannon Chan-Kent, Travis Van Winkle, Saffron Burrows.

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[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 12.3

Beer Birthdays

Russ Wigglesworth (1954)

Andy Klein (1969)

Ted Whitney (1977)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Joseph Conrad; Polish-English writer (1857)

Jean-Luc Godard; French-Swiss film director (1930)

Amanda Seyfried; actress (1985)

Gilbert Stuart; artist (1755)

Anton Webern; Austrian composer (1883)

Famous Birthdays

Cleveland Abbe; meteorologist (1838)

Bobby Allison; race car driver (1937)

Nicolo Amati; Italian violin maker (1596)

Robert Bloomfield; English writer (1766)

Brian Bonsall; actor (1981)

Anna Chlumsky; actor (1980)

Holly Marie Combs; actor (1973)

Sherri DuPree; singer-songwriter, guitarist (1983)

Brendan Fraser; actor (1967)

Anna Freud; German psychoanalyst (1895)

Daryl Hannah; actor (1960)

Oliver Herford; writer, artist (1863)

Phoebe Hearst; philanthropist (1842)

Ferlin Husky; singer (1925)

Richard Kuhn; Austrian/German biochemist (1900)

Morgan Llywelyn; Irish writer (1937)

Heather Menzies; Canadian-American actress (1949)

Julianne Moore; actress (1960)

Jaye P. Morgan; comedian, singer (1930)

Sven Nykvist; cinematographer (1922)

Ozzy Osbourne; English rock singer (1948)

Sean Parker; internet entrepreneur (1979)

Charles Alfred Pillsbury; flour industrialist (1842)

Andrew Stanton; film director, screenwriter (1965)

Ellen Swallow Richards; chemist (1842)

Mickey Thomas; singer-songwriter (1949)

Yves Trudeau; Canadian sculptor (1930)

Rob Waring; American-Norwegian vibraphonist (1953)

Andy Williams; singer (1927)

Katarina Witt; figure skater (1965)

[mermaidsirennikita]

Any reca where after the first time the mcs have sex, either of them are like “eh I dunno that was mid” so the other one is determined to fix that?

I’ve seen it happen once.

Well, I will say that I just finished The Mistress Experience by Scarlett Peckham, coming out 6/25. It's SO SO GOOD, can't recommend it enough, and it focuses on a sexually inexperienced (not virginal) hero who hires the heroine, a famous courtesan, to teach him how to be good in bed for when he gets married. Obviously, their first couple of encounters aren't GREAT and there's some really interesting stuff done regarding experience and stuff. SO GOOD.

Dark Needs at Night's Edge by Kresley Cole has the virginal Conrad Wroth get with Neomi, a former burlesque dancer who's super experienced. I don't even think he makes it inside her the first time lol and he's very UGH OH NO I SUCK and she's like petting his head very understanding all "don't worry bb you'll figure it out". It's actually quite cute.

Actually, in Kiss of a Demon King by Kresley Cole when Rydstrom takes Sabine's (technical) virginity she REALLY doesn't like it. She's not like... traumatized? But he's very caught up and she's like telling her sister "well, NEVER doing THAT again". (She does that again.) Rydstrom is an AAAAALPHA so he's like "well I am in fact going to make her come five billion times".

A Rose at Midnight by Anne Stuart (which is, to be clear, a dark historical romance with dubcon between the leads at first) has a variation of this. She's pretending to not be into it but she is (though she doesn't come the first time because she's trying to enjoy it and is angry that she's enjoying it) and he's like... devastated by the fact that he came REAL FAST (after telling her he wouldn't lmao) and she didn't and SHE HAS THE UPPER HAND!!!! They're both kinda morons in love I love them. He is determined to get that upper hand lol.

In Nobody's Baby But Mine by Susan Elizabeth Phillips, they have very mid sex twice (where he's actively like "I don't even know why??? I want to have sex with you so badly???") but after she gets pregnant, very much by her design, and he forces her to marry him (lmao) he does eventually resolve to fuck her good.

His at Night by Sherry Thomas has a very sort of like... quick and ouch first time, and there's a lot of resentment between them, but he does make it up to her for sure after being like "yeah I flubbed that".

Bass-Ackwards by Eris Adderly has a very WEIRD kinda coercive first time wherein the heroine gets fucked over her boss's desk in exchange for some PTO (and he's like in the moment all "can I fuck your ass" and she's like "I guess???" which was a choice) and then later he actually tries to give her good sex lol.

Act Your Age by Eve Dangerfield has a variation on this wherein the hero and heroine have great sex throughout the book, BUT one of several elephants in the room is that he won't go down on her, and I thought that was dealt with in a really interesting way.

Run, Posy, Run by Cate C. Wells has a hero and heroine in a relationship at the beginning of the book that's really disconnected, and he honestly doesn't care to really give her good sex and she doesn't really know to expect it... And then he's tricked into thinking she's cheated, she goes on the run because he's a mafioso, he realizes he was tricked and chases after her, and realizes he needs to go back to the drawing room sexually as part of his efforts to get her back. And boy does he.

The Chief by Monica McCarty has the hero and heroine have sex in a situation where he didn't actually know it was her lol, and she was a virgin so it was a big surprise ouch deal, and then he couldn't even finish... So after they're subsequently forced to marry, he kinda has to fix it lol.

Tempt Me at Twilight by Lisa Kleypas has the infamous scene where Harry withdraws because he thinks he's causing Poppy agony (he's not it just hurt a bit and he freaked out and stopped and was all I'M A MONSTERRRR) and he basically ghosts and Poppy has to be like "YOU GET BACK HERE AND FUCK ME GOOD".

[cryptid-called-ash]

A rough timeline of events in the lost boys au (not including MCI, that gets its own post)

May 14, 2011 “crying in the rain”

(Charlotte Emily is found dead in the alley behind Fredbear’s)

October 24, 2013 “the fight of 2013”

(Evan’s sixth birthday, Michael has a falling out with his friends that gets out of hand and gets a scar over his left eye from the Foxy mask breaking against his face and cutting him. He, Simon (Freddy mask), Mark (Bonnie mask), and Jeremy (Chica mask) are no longer on speaking terms after this event)

November 17, 2013 “the incident”

(William has a psychotic break, stabbing and kidnapping ensue)

December 22, 2013 “Michael’s 14th birthday”

(An entry from Michael’s diary, explaining his refusal to celebrate in wake of everything that happened in the last few months and detailing his plans for the future)

December 24, 2013 “Christmas with the Afton boys”

(The boys do their best to regain a sense of normalcy by having the best Christmas a fourteen year old and a six year old can manage. At least uncle Henry is there for them)

September 3, 2014 “attempting round 2”

(Simon decides it’s a good idea to, on the first day of school, fight Michael a second time. it was not)

June 4, 2017 “cut my hair and change my name”

(Meet Fritz Smith, a young busboy at Fredbear’s Family Diner. Mike makes use of some brown contacts, a haircut, fake glasses, and a faux American accent to do some fun identity fraud)

September 9, 2017 “work date”

(Jeremy decides to shoot his shot with his cute coworker. “Fritz” hasn’t seen Jeremy since the fight, but it doesn’t seem like his childhood-best-friend-turned-oblivious-coworker recognizes him. What could possibly go wrong?)

November 18, 2017 “the bite of 17”

(Mangle isn’t a fan of the gays apparently. RIP Jeremy)

November 29, 2017 “a brand new uniform”

(Fritz Smith and Sherry Lace are laid to rest, Michael Afton and Courtney Baskin strike a deal to switch shifts)

November 30, 2017 “the Night Shift”

(Scott’s brush with death and Michael’s first night at Freddy’s)

January 2, 2018 “new face in town”

(Parker Davis gets a job taking calls at the diner after Scott retires and makes his personal mission to befriend the mysterious and aloof night guard. Michael has to admit it feels good to have a friend again)

August 12, 2018 “not cut out for this”

(“The last twat we hired was as thick as bricks, didn’t even last a full shift.” Or Brent has a bad time and Michael’s dry humour isn’t helping)

August 30, 2018 “a very important phone call”

(Officer Conrad Baskin makes a phone call and Ness gets a new job at the old family diner)

September 1, 2018 “first day of the new job”

(Ness’ first night at Freddy’s)

[julix41-blog]

Dark Nebula

After a tragedy of colossal magnitudes, Conrad is forced to go live with his Uncle, who has become an honorary member of the intergalactic corporation OPSU that will try (along with those close to him) to bring order to the universe and stop what It appears to be a plan of mass destruction.

MAIN CAST:

Conrad Clobb

Axe Cloob

Diana "Artemisa" Boston

Sherry Swellin

Hanka

Franz "Slader" Hizz

Zephyr

Suiren

Juventas

Alea

Missy

Union of Idela

Union of Wares

Union of Earth

Union of Oculi

Union of Hydrobmnia

Bell(beghop)

Abraxas

NON ALLIADES/NON ENEMIES:

Mercydia Luxeller

Macaria Luxeller

Minos Luxeller

Zacrex

Union of Xuller

ENEMIES

The Hand of Chaos

Kami

Machiku

The Carrions

Reality Shifters/Deformers

____________

Despues de una tragedia de magnitudes colosales, Conrad se ve obligado a ir a vivir con su Tio, que se ha vuelto un miembro honorario de la corporacion intergalactica OPSU que tratara(junto a sus allegados) de impartir orden en el universo y detener lo que parece ser un plan de destruccion masiva.

[starman-waiting-in-the-sky07]

characters im considering for the hunger games simulator, got any more?

Goku Vegeta Frieza Piccilo Ikuro Hashizawa Usagi Tsukino Yami Yugi Blue Eyes White Dragon Monkey D. Luffy Naruto Jonathon Joestar Robert E.O Speedwagon Dio Brando (part 1) Joseph Joestar Caesar Zeppeli Rudol Von Strohiem Kars Jotaro Kujo Old Joseph Noriaki Kakyoin Muhammed Avdol Jean Pierre Polnareff DIO Josuke Higashkita Okuyasu Nijimura Rohan Kishibe Yoshikage Kira Giorno Giovanna Narancia Ghirga Diavalo Joylne Cujoh Foo Fighters Enrico Pucci Johnny Joestar Gyro Zeppeli Funny Valentine Scott Pilgrim Laios Marcille Senshi Izutsumi Mickey Mouse Donald Duck Goofy Pluto Minnie Mouse Daisy Duck Max Goof Pete Chip 'n' Dale Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck Tazmanian Devil Roadrunner Wile E. Coyote Elmer Fudd Tom And Jerry Scooby Doo Shaggy Velma Fred Daphne Winnie Tigger Eeyore Popeye Olive Oyl Bluto Papa Smurf Smurfette Clumsy Smurf Vanity Smurf Gargamel Danger Mouse Penfold Colonel K Baron Greenback He-Man Skeletor Thomas The Tank Engine Fat Conductor Optimus Prime Postman Pat Fireman Sam Leonardo Shredder Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Maggie Simpson Moe Syslak Krusty The Clown Clancy Wiggum Fat Tony Mr. Burns Smithers Lenny and Carl Seymour Skinner Sherri and Terri Dr. Frink Sideshow Bob Milhouse Ned Flanders Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Grampa Bob The Builder Jimmy Neutron Peter Griffin Lois Griffin Meg Griffin Stewie Griffin Brian Griffin Fry Leela Bender Prof. Farnsworth Amy Wong Hermes Conrad Dr. Zoidberg Nibbler Richard Nixon's Head In A Jar Scruffy Spongebob Squarepants Patrick Star Squidward Tentacles Mr. Krabs Sandy Cheeks Plankton Zim Samuri Jack Kim Possible Wallace Gromit Aang Toph Prince Zuko Phineas Ferb Baljeet Buford Isabelle Candace Perry The Platypus Dr. Doofenshmirtz Finn The Human Jake The Dog Princess Bubblegum Ice Wizard Mordecai Rigby Twilight Sparkle Bob Belcher Linda Belcher Tina Belcher Gene Belcher Louise Belcher Teddy Mr. Frond Jimmy Pesto Gumball Watterson Darwin Watterson Dipper Pines Mabel Pines Grunkle Stan Soos Wendy Old Man McGucket Lil' Gideon Pacifica Northwest Bill Cipher Templeton Steven Universe Garnet Rick Morty Star Butterfly Marco Tom Kelly Ludo Avarius Toffee Milo Murphy Scrooge McDuck Huey, Dewey And Louie Webby Vanderquack Launchpad Della Duck Lena Ma Beagle Flintheart Glomgold Magica DeSpell Adora Catra Glimmer Hordak Cricket Tilly Gramma Anne Boonchuy Sasha Waybright Marcy Wu Hop Pop Sprig Plantar Polly Plantar Maddie Ivy Sundew Leopold Loggle Grime Lady Olivia King Andrias The Core Mr And Mrs Boonchuy Luz Noceda Camila Noceda Eda Clawthorne King Clawthorne Vee Willow Park Gus Porter Amity Blight Hunter Raine Whispers Lilith Clawthorne Hooty Boscha Kikimora Belos The Collector Molly McGee Scratch Libby Andrea Courtney Pim Charlie Mr. Boss Mr. Frog Homestar Runner Strong Bad Salad Fingers Charlie The Unicorn Double King Skidd And Pumpy Runmo The Meatball Man The Bonekeeper Uzi N V J Tessa The Absolute Solver Big D Rocky Rickaby Pomni Caine Jax Gangle Kinger Skibidi Toilet Kid Vampire Bubby Tina Nabiu King Kong The Seven Dwarfs Snow White Godzilla Mothra Bilbo Baggins Frodo Baggins Aragorn Legolas Gimli Gandalf Gollum Sauron Mary Poppins Gomez Adams Luke Skywalker Darth Vader Jar Jar Binks Indiana Jones James Bond E.T Terminator Aladdin Genie Jafar Jack Skellington Woody Buzz Lightyear Jessie Emperor Zurg Harry Potter Ron Weasley Hermione Granger Dumbledore Voldemort Neo Iron Giant Ginger Mrs. Tweedy Shrek Donkey Fiona Puss In Boots Fairy Godmother Lord Farquaad Coraline Other Mother Wall-E Eve Gru Margo Edith Agnes Dr. Nefario Mr. Incredible Katniss Peeta Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble The Doctor Rose Tyler Ruby Sunday Amy Pond River Song Captain Jack Harkniss Kate Lethbridge-Stewart Weeping Angel Cyberman Dalek Sek Davros The Master Tinky Winky Dipsy Laa-Laa Po Red Ranger Count Olaf Arthur Dent Ford Prefect Zaphod Beeblebrox Slartibartfast Marvin The Robot Walter White Jesse Pinkman Saul Goodman Alison Cooper Mike Thomas Julian Pat Captain Omniman Mr. Strong

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hello, love ! get ready for a pretty long list ! luke skywalker, han solo, jaina & jacen solo & ben skywalker (star wars), janet van dyne, tommy and billy maximoff, hela odinsdottir, jennifer walters, sharon carter, agatha harkness, carol danvers, maggie lang, mantis, queen ramonda, okoye, nakia, the dora milaje, nate richards/iron lad, bruce banner, wong, peter quill, drax, melina vostokoff, darren cross/modok, howard stark (mcu), marlene (tlou), forty quinn, henry quinn-goldberg, sherry & cary conrad (you), mike wheeler, henry creel, jim hopper and joyce byers (stranger things), queen anne of austria, d'artagnan, aramis, athos, & porthos (the musketeers), missandei, cersei lannister, jaime lannister, arya stark, sansa stark, jon snow, rhaegar targaryen, lyanna stark (game of thrones), victoire, dominique, & louis weasley, molly and ginny weasley, james potter, gabrielle delacour, (harry potter), harwin strong, aemond targaryen, aegon targaryen ii, daeron targaryen, jaehaera and maelor targarye, laena velaryon, baela targaryen, rhaena targaryen, aemma arryn (house of the dragon), tommy shepherd, billy kaplan, victor von doom, jericho drumm, teddy altman, pietro maximoff, erik lehnsherr, lorna dane, logan howlett, gabby kinney, jubilation lee, akihiro, ororo munroe, warren worthington iii, julian keller, alani ryan (marvel comics), adonis creed, bianca creed, rocky (creed), amanda young, adam stanheight, jill tuck, lawrence gordon, ezekiel banks, william schenk (saw), dewey riley, tatum riley, casey becker, roman bridger, nancy loomis, randy meeks, marta meeks, charlie walker, jill roberts, trevor sheldon, kate roberts, richie kirsch, wayne bailey/kirsch, judy hicks, wes hicks, liv mckenzie, sarah darling, mikey altieri, derek feldman, rebecca walters, jenny randall, anthony perkins, ross hoss, vince schneider, leslie macher, christopher stone (scream) would be very much wanted !

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heeeeeey girl, i think we're like super close now so i think it's only right i tell you that these pants are barking up the wrong tree haha if u get what i'm saying! it's all good u dont need to feel embarrassed, all the new mommies went through the same thing and i could not just let you walk around looking like that........... <3 have i told u about this ABSOLUTE FABBBBB yoga class? u should comeeeeeeeee, it'll work miracles!

did sherry conrad just call me fat ? again ?

i cannot believe that i have spent the past eight months brown-nosing the neighbourhood momfluencer's too-tight-to-be-natural ass only to find myself back at square one.    this was not progress,   this was an eternal damnation that i had willingly signed myself up for.   the things i do for my family,   the things i do for forty.   henry,   not forty.    not. forty. well, fuck it. what did it matter at this point anyways ?    it’s not like he had a social media brand to maintain like sherry’s sugar free,   gluten free,   lactose intolerant as a choice,   keto diet children.    god i hated her.   i should’ve stuck that fork in her eye when i had the chance.    the one time i reel in my intrusive thoughts ( thanks for nothing therapy ! ) only to be stuck with a social leech who had promoted me to the title of new best friend.   sherry was probably dying for me to put it in my instagram bio,  like i should be honoured.    i’m disgusted.

i give her a tight lipped smile and reach out to place a hand on her arm.   ❝   i appreciate you and how you always keep it so real with me.   ❞    i’m taking my couple’s therapy lessons on communication and applying it liberally to the real world because it’s not joe and i who need fixing,   it’s all of madre fucking linda.    and if you can solve the root of the problem then you’re cured from the whole illness itself.    i can’t wait to be cured of this shit hole town.   ❝   i haven’t had the heart to tell you,   but i think you should lay off the muffins today.    love handles sound a lot cuter than they look.    ❞    hashtag girls looking out for girls.   i reach over and slide the tray away from her with a gentle smile as if i’m delivering terminal news to a dying loved one.    sorry for the sleepless nights and calorie counting to come,   sherry.    ❝ count me in for yoga though !   ❞

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Alleged vigilantism on Deer Island 'done out of desperation,' says local MLA

Conrad Cline says he’s one of several residents on Deer Island, N.B. who’ve recently had something stolen.

“People in general are just fed up,” says Cline.

A fuel tank, some fuel, and other supplies were recently taken from Cline’s rescue boat.

“I have it all identified and ready to do search and rescues,” says Cline, who’s been a volunteer with the Canadian Coast Guard Auxiliary for over 30 years.

“When people go aboard a rescue boat, which is all identified as that, and steal the gasoline tank and the gas, they have no regard for human life, neither theirs nor anybody else’s.”

The RCMP says it’s looking for tips about incidents late Tuesday and early Wednesday on Deer Island, while also telling residents not to take policing matters “into their own hands.” 

The RCMP won’t elaborate on suggestions of vigilantism being connected to the incidents, which include a suspicious structure fire and one damaged vehicle. There were no reported injuries.

PC MLA Andrea Anderson-Mason says residents on Deer Island, Grand Manan, and Campobello Island have been voicing concerns about “ongoing criminal activity” for years.

“But it has really escalated in the last several months,” says Anderson-Mason. “Obviously individuals on the island felt they needed to intervene because they were not getting the response from public safety they were looking for.”

“But then the fear becomes that it is those individuals who will be punished, as opposed to those who have been engaged in ongoing criminal activity for such an extensive period of time.”

'PEOPLE HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACK'

Cline says frustration amongst Deer Island residents has been building to a “boiling point.”

“It’s sad that it had to come to this,” says Cline, who made note of the RCMP’s earlier confirmation that no officers stationed Tuesday night on the island.

Cline says Deer Island had a much more visible police presence when the RCMP had a Deer Island detachment. The closest RCMP is now located in St. George.

“If the higher ups in the police thought there wasn’t enough going on in Deer Island to warrant having police officers here, maybe the reason there wasn’t so much going on was because there were law officers here,” says Cline.

Anderson-Mason says residents are ‘keeping it very quiet’ when sharing any specific details about what happened late Tuesday and early Wednesday.

“It’s a very tight knit community,” says Anderson-Mason. “People have each other’s back.”

“I don’t think that this was done with ill intent, but it was truly done out of desperation. These are some of the kindest, nicest people you’re ever going to meet. They’re the kind of people who take care of their neighbours, because that’s what islanders do. And I think the actions you saw in the last few days are the exception, and truly done out of desperation.”

New Brunswick RCMP said it had no new information about its investigation, nor staffing concerns on Thursday.

Retired RCMP officer Sherry Benson-Podolchuck says the common knowledge of police staffing in remote areas, such as an island, is a problem across Canada. 

“Not having a police detachment or regular visits certainly gives people the advantage of doing whatever they want, free from any kind of immediate repercussion,” says Benson, in an interview from Manitoba.

Podolchuck says immediate steps need to be taken on Deer Island “to re-establish a sense of safety and to re-establish a sense that this is not a lawless community.”

“Because someone will get hurt.”

For more New Brunswick news visit our dedicated provincial page.

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Birthdays 12.3

Beer Birthdays

Russ Wigglesworth (1954)

Andy Klein (1969)

Ted Whitney (1977)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Joseph Conrad; Polish-English writer (1857)

Jean-Luc Godard; French-Swiss film director (1930)

Amanda Seyfried; actress (1985)

Gilbert Stuart; artist (1755)

Anton Webern; Austrian composer (1883)

Famous Birthdays

Cleveland Abbe; meteorologist (1838)

Bobby Allison; race car driver (1937)

Nicolo Amati; Italian violin maker (1596)

Robert Bloomfield; English writer (1766)

Brian Bonsall; actor (1981)

Anna Chlumsky; actor (1980)

Holly Marie Combs; actor (1973)

Sherri DuPree; singer-songwriter, guitarist (1983)

Brendan Fraser; actor (1967)

Anna Freud; German psychoanalyst (1895)

Daryl Hannah; actor (1960)

Oliver Herford; writer, artist (1863)

Phoebe Hearst; philanthropist (1842)

Ferlin Husky; singer (1925)

Richard Kuhn; Austrian/German biochemist (1900)

Morgan Llywelyn; Irish writer (1937)

Heather Menzies; Canadian-American actress (1949)

Julianne Moore; actress (1960)

Jaye P. Morgan; comedian, singer (1930)

Sven Nykvist; cinematographer (1922)

Ozzy Osbourne; English rock singer (1948)

Sean Parker; internet entrepreneur (1979)

Charles Alfred Pillsbury; flour industrialist (1842)

Andrew Stanton; film director, screenwriter (1965)

Ellen Swallow Richards; chemist (1842)

Mickey Thomas; singer-songwriter (1949)

Yves Trudeau; Canadian sculptor (1930)

Rob Waring; American-Norwegian vibraphonist (1953)

Andy Williams; singer (1927)

Katarina Witt; figure skater (1965)

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Henry Threadgill and the Society Situation Dance Band 1988

Henry Threadgill-conductor John Stubblefield-tenor & soprano sax Booker T Williams-tenor sax Ted Daniel-trumpet E.J. Allen-trumpet Craig Harris-trombone Conrad Herwig-trombone Leroy Jenkins-violin Charles Burnham-violin Terry Jenoure-violin Bob Stewart-tuba Diedre Murray-cello Akua Turre-Dixon-cello Brandon Ross-guitar Donald Nicks-el. bass Reggie Nicholson-drums Bobby Sanabria-percussion Drew Richards-vocal Sherry Scott-vocal