#Shelly Muirgen (SDV OC)
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roxanneslosteyes · 5 months ago
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This meme but it's my SDV ocs because why not
Amara: "Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?"
Maris: "Y-You were putting it in cold water?"
Velvet: "Amara, Answer the question, Amara..."
Amara: "Yeah? I thought like for five years that humans just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process! I didn't realise there was an actual reason, Velvet. Do you think I have the patience to boil water? What the fuck?"
Maris: "You don't have the patience to put it in a microwave for 3 minutes?"
Astra: "Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?"
Amara: "Do you think I have the patience to boil it on a stove?"
Cherri: "It takes less then a minute..."
Amara: "Like Seven minutes..."
Velvet: "Just stick the mug on the top of the stove on medium heat and it boils it in two minutes. Less then that if you use a saucepan"
Amara: "I- You putting a whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!"
Shelly: "Everyone in this town is a fucking idiot."
Astra: "Do none of you own a flipping kettle?"
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