#She's the living embodiment of that scene in parks and rec
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 109
Hammer of the Gods/Journeyâs End
I have about an hour before I need to leave so Iâm hoping I can get through spn in that time
âHammer of the Godsâ
Plot Description: Sam and Dean are held hostage by a group of gods who want to use them as bargaining chips to stop the apocalypse
Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: If a god wanted to kill me, Iâd just be dead, letâs be real
My first thought was âTHIS is where Jerry Parks and Rec has a timeshare and frequents for vacation? Okaaayâ
Donât you think that youâd REALIZE EARLIER that this place is too good to be true? Especially if youâre the WINCHESTERS
Hmmmm, now Samâs bleeding JUST A LITTLE from the neck like Dean was earlier
I donât have enough knowledge of ALL the pantheons of the world to say NONE of the gods have ever eaten humans, but I donât think itâs out of line to say that it feels offensive to make it seem like ALL of them do (at least all of the ones gathered here)
(IMDb break to find out the actress playing Kali. Wouldnât mind being invested in her career)
Thisssss is why I kept wondering how I was thinking Gabriel was also Loki. But I donât remember who this gets reconciled
âNext time I say letâs keep driving, letâs keep drivingâ âoh. Yeah. *NEXT* timeâ boys, youâre being so funny about the impending doom of planet earth
Did they just make an AVATAR (like James Cameron avatar) reference???
Gabriel you dumbass.
Wait. Excuse me???? Why are weâŚwhy are we all of a sudden in a Ghostfacers episode? Was that just supposed to be part of a commercial break? Amazing
Well shit. RIP Gabriel, I guess
âPrimitive screwheadsâ?! Well fuck you very much, Dean
Oh shit. Welcome back Gabriel, I guess
Oh, Luci, buddy, youâre not lookin so good.
Hear me outâŚI know how it looks. I know the optics. But there is something that gets my heart going watching someone take out their enemies one by one with ease. In a vacuum, this is hot
WhyâŚwhy is THIS the Todoroki family drama? âDad liked you best, more than Michael, more than me, but then he brought the new baby home and you couldnât handle itâ honestly, Natsuo as Gabriel makes senseâŚ
RIP GabrielâŚfor real this time. We got the wingsâŚ
Convenient that they already have two of the four keys they need for Luciferâs cage
Ew ew ew Iâd be kicking him out with a QUICKNESS. The physical embodiment of pestilence would not be able to get that close to me
âBeen On My MindâŚâ: Dean tried to hit on Kali, but got shot down QUICK. 5?
âJourneyâs Endâ
Plot Description: The entire universe is in danger as Davros and the Daleks activate their master plan
Iâm glad I had good things happen earlier today and will be spending the rest of my evening watching a concert livestream because otherwise Iâd lose the will to live watching this episode
MICKEYYYYY!!! AND JACKIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Well thatâs terrifying, why did those bullets stop? Theyâre in a time bubble?? Ok sure
I donât like that this is the kind of interaction Donna and Jack get
The Daleks know German too?
Donnaâs fluctuating self esteem is so real. She so often sees herself as âjust a temp from Chiswickâ but then will stand up to the Doctor about saving Pompeii and demanding salutes from high ranking members of UNIT and yelling at the rich over their treatment of the Ood. I love her
Truly, I donât think Iâd want to travel with the Doctor after thisâŚgetting trapped in the TARDIS and nearly incinerated inside it
One, that was a supremely stupid show of anger, Jack. But also likeâŚheâs not DEAD dead, right??
This must have been a fun scene for them to film, the âoi watch it spacemanâ âoi watch it earth girlâ
Iâm really confused about what Marthaâs doingâŚ
I did not expect to hear the Doctor tell Davros âweâre not doing the nostalgia tour.â Bud, I hate to break it to ya, but thatâs exactly what Iâm doing here
WaitâŚâŚI love the way they either donât explain shit or explain it so quickly that youâd have to listen to it more than once.
The Empire (Star Wars) WISHES they had what Davros has. The Death Star? Cute. Davros has a Reality Bomb
Martha, you donât give Rose enough credit. SHE found the Doctor
Ok but so many of those people DIDNâT dieâŚ
CoolâŚglad we made a wholeass weapon and then it gets destroyed seconds before it gets used
ABSOLUTELY NOT LYING, I am laying on my bed crying and just saying ânooooooâ over and over as Donnaâs speech patterns get more and more like the Doctorâs. Iâm so distraught
Hey. Hey. Hey. Isnât âNo Moreâ also the name of the painting from the 50th anniversary special? Iâm interested in the parallels between the Doctor and Dalek Khan
Thereâs no way this little trip back to the Milky Way wouldnât have serious repercussions that would destroy all life on Earth, but also I know this isnât that kind of show so Iâll let it slide
The whole Ten Too situation is so weird. New game. No more âwould you fuck your own clone?â Now itâs âwould you stand by and watch the person youâre in love with kiss your clone?â
No no no no no no nooooooooooooo I hate this part.
Oh. And Wilfâs heartbreak for her and everything sheâs lost
You gotta love how both Donna and Wilf took the time to ask the Doctor who heâs got to travel with him now. Donna in her first appearance and Wilf just now
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get to know the writer pt. one
i was tagged by two amazing writeblrs and each of them had amazing questions so iâll be doing both of them !! here is numero uno by @ikilledmyocs (thank u friend!)
1. Whoâs the one person your mc would die for?
casm: she would die for alysse hands down
project x: lux would have died for evelyne if she wasnât .. u kno .. dead already
2. What is your WIPâs name? Does the title have any significance?
both titles, come and save me and project x, are just random titles i came up with so i can differentiate them on this blog !! in reality, my drafts are called âf i r s t  d r a f tâ and âfirst draftâ. yes. iâm a mess
3. What would you say your mcâs fatal flaw is?
casm: i would never call depression a flaw but i get this feeling that she is not willing to take risks to change herself, which is partially not her fault but that of her mental illness, but sometimes she has options and deliberately chooses for the thing that will stop her from healing
project x: i guess that is the byproduct of living in isolation for so long but she is way too naive for a fugitive skdjfs
4. Who is your favorite character to write in your WIP?
casm: evan mostly because he is meta-fictional and he is the most problematic and complex one
project x: lux!! i can take on the issue of moral culpability without volition and iâm so, so excited for her to embody that
5. What scene did you absolutely despised to write?
casm: all suicide attempts are the worst because they are, well, suicide attempts. and the ways i make her do that is absolutely horrid and just .. yeah it hurts
project x: i donât have one yet but i have one in mind that will be very, veeery painful for me to write
6. What kind of tools or websites do you use to help you write?
i donât use any!! pop up in my askbox if you know any helpful ones though!!
7. If your mc could star in a tv show, what show would it be?
casm: i literally have no idea. none?
projx: i guess lux would like to be in a carefree comedy show since she is a child at heart, sooo parks & rec?
8. Why is the antagonist the antagonist in the story?
casm: evan because he is the closest to her (i mean he literally is her in a way) = greatest damage
projx: mylon because he thinks he can protect humanity from the unknown
9. How long have you been writing your WIP for?
casm: two years maybe?
projx: almost a year but i havenât touched anything since i first started itâs all in mY HEAD I PROMISE
10. Why do you like writing?
itâs because i love words, and i believe that i know them very well. writing is the one art that is entirely manmade and are one of the - if not the most - powerful things that can shape the way we think, feel, and live. i have spent half of my life reading words and i will hopefully spend the other half writing them.
tagging some from my activity:Â @silvertalonwriteblr / @katabasiss / @bluewritesforever / @jadeswritinggarden and anyone who wants to answer the following qâs!! please tag me if you do, iâd love to read your takes on them!
with these questions:
1. what song reminds you of your wip? 2. do you see some aspects of yourself in your mc? 3. how thoroughly do you do your worldbuilding? 4. is there something you want to achieve with your wip? 5. apart from writing, what is another passion of yours? 6. do you favour any of your mcs? 7. would you consider writing any of your wips in a different setting, p.e. in a different era? 8. what are your favourite wips that are not your own? 9. editing while or after writing? 10. if you could let anyone narrate your audiobook, who would you want it to be?
these are not all writing-related but i hope you enjoy answering them!
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Parks & Rec but Homestuck
⢠that one Andy/April/Ben Wyatt scene where Ben comes to live with them and sends them to the store for Basic Necessities, only Andy is Jake, April is Dirk, and Ben is Roxy. Jake and Dirkâs place is a mess. The only food they have is orange soda and leftovers, and theyâre eating off frisbees. Roxy comes for a visit, sees the condition of the place, and strongly resists the urge to pound some common sense into these two idiots. She gives them a simple list of things to get, âI have complete faith in both of you!!â It pans away to her confessional. Yeah, she says, thereâs a 30% chance theyâll both die.
⢠Dave and Karkat have not told anyone theyâre dating yet and somehow think that means no one knows. One day, Dave goes to visit Rose only to get to her house and find that all the lights are off? Rose? Are you here? Suddenly, Rose is pulling down the string to a lamp dramatically lighting the room. Hello Dave. How long have you been sleeping with Karkat? Dave turns bright red. I donât even getâŚwhy would IâŚAnd how- how do I know, frankly, that you arenât sleeping with Karkat? Maybe you are. Maybe youâre trying to throw me off. Rose stares at him like sheâs Ron Swanson. Dave storms off Leslie Knope style.
â˘Jane walks into a restaurant with her father. It is a breakfast diner. She narrows her eyes at him, a challenge. He sighs in resignation. He knows what is coming. She flags down the nearest waiter. Give me all the bacon and eggs you have, she says. The waiter nods. She waves him back over. Wait, wait, she says. Iâm worried that you just heard, âgive me a lot of bacon and eggsâ. What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand. The waiter nods. His eyes are wide as he walks away. Janeâs table is full of bacon and eggs. This is her dream, this is what sheâs been waiting for. She does not finish the bacon and eggs. She does not even come close. It was worth it.
â˘John has been helping Jade and Jane grow a garden. Jade is growing pumpkins, Jane is growing herbs and spices for cooking, and John helps with the manual labor because he loves spending time with them. Karkat comes by to see whatâs going on and keeps asking questions because heâs never seen a garden before. It switches to Johnâs confessional. âEvery time Karkat asks me for the names of the plants, I just give him the names of famous old Earth comedians.â The camera switches back to Karkat inspecting some plants with John floating nearby. Those Bill Murrays are coming in great, arenât they Karkat? Iâm so excited for the Betty Whites too!!
⢠Rose is the literal embodiment of April Ludgate and you cannot convince me otherwise. There is a field near her and Kanayaâs house some of the Earth C citizens would like to use for an event and they ask her and Kanaya if they would mind. Of Course Not, Feel Free To- Rose interrupts. We have a policy in which we unfortunately only reserve large fields for witch covens and slip ânâ slide competitions. Which are you? Um, they look at each other extremely bewildered. Neither? Weâre hosting a wine tasting competition. Would you like to be the judge of honor? Rose opens her mouth to say yes but Kanaya politely declines on her behalf for Obvious Reasons. Rose is extremely put out. I wanted to get drunk and make fun of stupid people, she sighs dramatically. My two true passions. Those Are Not Your Passions, Rose, Iâve Seen The Inordinately Large Amount Of Wizard Fan Fiction That You Write And Actually Some Of It Is Quite Good- Kanaya please donât mention that in front of our subjects, goodness gracious. I have a reputation.
â˘The kids and trolls are having a meeting about some issue in the Carapace kingdom. Terezi keeps making sounds of discomfort. Is everything all right, Jane asks. Yes, Terezi responds, Iâve just been having some pain in my mouth nubs, itâs fine. Do you need to go to a dentist, Roxy wants to know. Terezi shakes her head, I donât like denterrorists. She reaches into her own mouth, sorry, let me just- NO. NOO. NO. EVERYONE IS SCREAMING. FUCK. STOP THAT NO. Karkat has fainted. Jake ran out of the room. Dirk looks like heâs going to be sick. Terezi grins and holds her tooth in her hand. Right, what were we talking about? It switches to confessional. âVriska pulled the tooth out for me yesterday, but itâs always a good idea to demonstrate to your peers that you can withstand tremendous amounts of pain.â
#homestuck#parks and rec#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#rosemary#kanrose#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#john egbert#jade harley#jane crocker#terezi pyrope#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#hs#my thoughts#AU#headcanon#homestuck headcanon#homestuck au#Leslie knope#Ron Swanson#ben wyatt#april ludgate#my writing
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