#She's not paid enough for this shit

[yunevan-n]

Shocking news for Anya today

[lazysublimeengineer]

The fucking moment when Isagi started his sentence with, "I'd like to formally apologize..." THIS AIN'T HIM. IT'S ANRI THE UNOFFICIAL PR MANAGER WHO IS WORKING OVERTIME TO SAVE HIS DUMBASS SELF FROM BEING CANCELLED LMAO.

GET THEM A PR MANAGER isagi + bachira

late night giggle sesh abt isagi having free will over a twitter account ft. logan paul

NEL ISAGI ⚽️ @isagiyoichi_jpn • 8 hrs

thank you all for the support on tonight's game! i'll be celebrating with my teammates :)

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user 1 @username • 8 hrs

replying to @isagiyoichi_jpn

winning by sucking the refs dick ☠️

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NEL ISAGI ⚽️ @isagiyoichi_jpn • 7 hrs

replying to @username

took one look at your profile and had to down a whole can. dumbass twitter user being too stupid to comprehend my plays is soooooo typical 😂 keep on sucking i'm almost finished 😂😂😂

NEL ISAGI ⚽️ @isagiyoichi_jpn • 5 min

I'd like to formally apologize for my actions earlier. I made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement. I stepped out of line and let hateful, disgusting emotions overtake my judgement. My behavior is not a reflection of my character and my team. I hope to move forward from this situation and work toward being a better person and a better role model for you all. Thank you for the support and please cheer us on at our next game.

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bachira's schizo demon @megurubachira • 5 min

replying to @isagiyoichi_jpn

SLURSAGI BOY WHO ARE U FOOLING LMFAKOLOO DONT ACT LIKE UR ASS WASNT ABT TO CANNIBALIZE THE OTHER TEAMS DEFENSE IM CRYINGGG

bachira's schizo demon @megurubachira • 1 sec

I'd like to formally apologize...

[iamlostandinneedofcoffee]

I like to imagine that every once in a while Red Hood just goes off comms for long stretches of time and comes back bruised as shit and exhausted before logging off for the night and the rest of bat brigade is trying to figure out which villain of the week keeps jumping him.

Eventually they, cause communication is a skill no one learned, just start harassing hood’s men to find out whose turf they are invading only to find out they thought the bats were beefing with Red again cause he keeps mumbling about brats.

Now they are trying to find out which one of them is lying about fucking with Jason and no one is owning up, the trackers they keep putting on him are fizzling out, no one as any idea and Jason ain’t saying shit. But like he’s never properly irritated about it or asks for help nor can they find anything out so they let it go for now (read keep trying to track him to no avail).

And then one night Red Robin comes across Red getting chased and then fighting off a feral looking teenager on the roofs of Crime Alley and just when he looks like he is getting the upper hand another drops down from above (how the fuck the nearest taller building is not anywhere near close enough to dive into the fight from what the fuck?!?) and joins the brawl.

Tim is about to rush in to help Jason before the two teens’ heads turn in unison to him with Lazarus green eyes and look like cats when they see a red dot. Jason panics and before he can grab them, they leap and now Tim is in a cartoon brawl dust cloud and all and Jason has joined in and is calling them all brats and how his gunna whop their ass- and there is a foot in his mouth.

And yet through it all Tim never feels afraid. In fact, as he fights he realises they are keeping up and beating him all whilst smiling and punning(?!? They must never meet dick SHIT DUCK) and that won’t fucking do, so he brings out all his tools and tricks and is getting matching by two raccoon twins. 20 minutes later they are all grinning bloody smiles and just as he is about to slam his bo staff up into into the female looking twin, a whistle is blown.

They all freeze and look over in unison as if they all became shining quadruplets at a giant shit house built fucking man. And like Tim has seen big men. Bane is a big mother fucker. Superman is a big mother fucker, and is also shaped like one. Bats is big but this guy even though his is maybe not as large he feels infinitely more terrifying and that’s before you get to the flaming(fucking literally, how does that even work or stay in the pony tail) white hair.

“Alright enough for tonight or foods gunna go cold. Inside.” A voice bellows across the roof before the man disappears??!? At the mention of food the one top of Tim almost starts drooling, gets up and starts dragging Tim’s still prone body across the roof and off of it OH FUCK AND INTO A WALL WHA and they went through it… well

A couple second later Jason and the other dude stumble in. Jason picks Tim up as he is coming down from that mini adrenaline rush at and puts a arm around Tim, half hug half chokehold, saying “say nothing and you get to join once a week. Say shit and you’re haunted.” And walks off to the kitchen and starts bringing out food.

… safe to say the rest of the bats are now confused why Tim of all people is now turning up bruised as well with Jason, cause if it was him to start why has he started loosing all of a sudden??? And he says fuck all but his weapons and fighting style has got more chaotic and terrifying.

Oh and he seems to be eating… well you win some and lose some

[deoidesign]

I'm so mad that post was misinformation because there is actually an EXTREMELY important conversation to have about the production schedules artists are forced into. There's no need for exaggeration, the conditions are bad.

I work for webtoon. My publication schedule is weekly. While publishing I'm required 10-15 pages a week. Fully colored.

This means I'm finishing a 150 page fully colored graphic novel every 10-15 weeks.

When my comic is not updating, I am not getting paid. Any time writing, editing, or off is out of my own pocket. I don't get healthcare. They do not provide any assistants. They expect me to promote myself; they chose to deprioritize me before I even launched and gave me an end date half a year in. I never had a chance.

And this is the industry standard! Every company has artists forced into crunch hours, overtime, and burnout. Artists are literally dying early due to it. So many of my friends can't afford to go to the doctor.

It's unsustainable and untenable, and it's also the expectation our audiences have.

If we want to have this conversation, there's plenty of conversation to be had with the realities of the situation. It's bad as is.

[spacedace]

Since I have the first three chapters of the next installment of the House of Elle series more or less finished and I'm going to start posting stuff soon(ish), here be a few out memes for things going on in this one 😄

(The corrupted text on the second to last one is intentionally unreadable, it just says "Eldritch Text Because Spoilers" because, you know, spoilers haha)

[mawu-yama]

behold the jellyfish lady

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

Is this canon? Technically no.

Is it even In character? Absolutely not!

Do I care? Not really!

Locus is my blorbo and i can put him in annoying situations, like having a small squad of annoying but just-good-enough-to-not-kill-them Feds, if i want to

[thefriendoforatioisdead]

Prik finally got the money she deserves for her extra work !

[gumy-shark]

i don’t regret dyeing my hair blue but i do regret ever going to this stylist. so that’s something i guess

[qualityrain]

telling my friend about these guys so I have to shitpost

[aran-morinorea]

Worst road trip? 👀

Did Annatar come thousands of miles by himself? Of course not, he’s got a retinue and he’s been doing diplomatic visits en route because he’s efficient. Consider, if you will, the put-upon attendants (and carriage drivers and ceremonial guards and hostlers and whoever else) that have to deal with, well, Annatar.

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We had had only two hours of rest when the divine king returned to the road. He did not return alone; He walked arm-in-arm with a man - an Elf - a West-elf - an upset West-elf - whom He did not introduce. At least the Elf wasn’t armed, though who knew what it - she? - he? - could do with his voice. I have only heard the Silver-king sing in anger once, and once was more than enough for one lifetime.

[abluehappyface]

That feeling of knowing that if she could replace you with a neurotypical child instead of being forced to have deal with you that she absolutely would 🫠

[fracturedviceroy]

Cheddar. 🧀

Cheese! *Mara pulls a lever, raining cheese down around Tozu, who is standing like this*

*Shes deadpan as she does this. She is not paid enough for this.*

[typicalopposite]

It was in that moment Zahra realized she was the one who pushed Alex to make sure Henry was at that party and this might be her doing…

[dragontamer05]

"Are you cake? 'Cause I want a piece of that." - Kaiba (@frogsonalotusleaf) for Kisara

Kisara just let's out a long sigh, oh it's going to be a looong day.

"And what can I get you sir?" She asked completely ignoring his comment and focusing right on work.

As if he was the first to try and hit on her at the cafe. Why did she keep getting the weirdos?

"If it's cake you want we've a lovely cheesecake on offer today."

@frogsonalotusleaf

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