#She's SO smart and SO funny and SO cool
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Skén:nen sá:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art
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THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!
#cw gore#jrwi fanart#THE SQUIRMING IMAGE#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done#in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon#i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME#THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS#OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM...#THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART#vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office#i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine#they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE#guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more....#OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED#the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired#oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day....#in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!!#THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE.#THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!!#I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM#OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.
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baru cormorant is an incredible book series
#baru is awesome because she will be waxing poetic about how wretched and unlovable she is#and then she takes drugs and is like god im so cool and sexy and smart. everyone wants me carnally#baru cormorant spoilers#not really but like idk. its funny#read my book boy
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mostly im normal but then i think about genevieve padalecki a little too much
#shes so fucking pretty and cool and amazing and smart and humble and funny and older than me and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#genevieve padalecki
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so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it
#ria.txt#i spoiled myself so at first i was like 'this is bonkers wtf are they doing in those last few chapters?????'#but then it was like. yeah. i see#love those ch when it's just clearly putting the squad into Situations#also. izutsumi#what i really liked was how tightly the protagonist and the deuteragonist were wound up in the overall themes#the plot the themes the conflict the characters it was very neatly connected#hence i am also now accidentally invested in whatever going on between laios and marcille#not just platonic not romantic not enemies i just think they work well tgt and deeply care for each other its great watching them develop#it's the leader + most trusted advisor / anxious girlfailure + the annoying freak she's somehow attached to vibes#haha that rabbit chapter with marcille. hahha i was like what the fuck man. it was funny and then boom whump [tears streaming down my face]#those shapeshifter chs were sooo much fun esp seeing other chara's perceptions of each other. stealing that#the changeling ones were great too elf senshi is the fucking funniest he looks sooooooo unserious#marcille's evolving perception with death starting with saving falin and saving the squad and her nightmares of outliving everyone-#-and her dad and her 'temper tantrum' and UGH when at the end she said she was fine with falin not coming back.... WAAA. OUGH.#i think dunmeshi handled the trope of 'prophecy of chosen one becoming king' pretty well and it makes sense why laios is the protag#the worldbuilding is so thoughtful as well i liked seeing different characters with different worldviews interact#very solid and well rounded series wooo#the main 4 has such a fun dynamic together#anyways. dunmeshi au.....#more like borrowing the worldbuilding bc charas are too nuanced for a one to one comparison#ren is like some prince of his own species but he's like 34th in line and no one cares about him so he fucks off to eat monsters#which is why he's both snobbish AND a total freak when it comes to his food taste#false is originally in for the money from ren and plans to scam him but unfortunately the cringefail swag captures her#martyn is Obnoxiously Clueless and thinks he's smart but he's not. he's resourceful but also pathetic and crazy#stress cant cook but she thinks she does so everyone goes (≖_≖ ) when she picks up a pot. they delegate her to killing and chopping duty#the mvp is iskall who keeps on saving everyone's asses and somehow has resources for everyone#i think ren is actually aware false is going to scam him but he has too much money to spend anyway and he thinks shes cool so he lets her??#and somehow she doesnt take the money and run. and goes back to eating monsters w/ the party. everyone is crazy
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my work wife is moving to tennessee so her son can pursue his stupid mountain biking hobby so i’m going to kill myself in front of her and her husband and also her son. how do you stop carnal desire for a coworker who would never conceivably fuck you and who is leaving you and who you love working with because shes the only one who is even slightly as strange in the same way you are
#i wont miss that shes a theater kid but tbh it kind of adds to her charm#shes so talented and amazing and smart. and also tall#with short hair. wild ass curly mullet#and her tattoos…….deep unsatisfied sigh#my lead teacher confirmed that shes bi. which sounds really weird out of context but i promise#it’s not#she has a lesbian daughter and we were talking abt me being a lesbian etc#it’s actually so funny how she has a lesbian daughter who’s like. me if i was a gym bro#anyways. none of that matters. all that matters is that my work wife is leaving me#she’ll never return from the war#i was so proud of myself for saying that i’d never be attracted to a bisexual woman OR a theater kid.#double whammy dude. weak#it’s like shit man. im a little bit in love with you#but hell im a little bit in love with every cool woman i know
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So I read The Handmaid's tale around ages 9-11 and always wondered what little me thought of the book and what I gleaned from it. I read it a few times and did my grade 6 book report on it but I don't have the book report anymore. But today I found my reading journal from grade 7 where I wrote about it!
So if you wanna see The Handmaid's Tale from my little perspective, here it is:
(Note: "Connection" was a text to self/text to world/etc. connection we had to make, "Reflection" was our thoughts, "Questions" were questions, and "Author's Message" was the moral we had to glean)
Connection 1:
In The Handmaid's Tale, the main character/narrator Offred doesn't like to claim things for her self (e.g. MY room, MY clothes, MY bed). Instead, she uses THE (e.g. THE room, THE clothes, THE bed). Offred says that in this world, everything belongs to everyone. This reminds me of the main character/narrator Anna in The Silent Summer. Anna doesn't like it when people claim things for themselves, and wishes that they would just realize that we SHARE, that it's OURS. The way these two events are similar is that later, both characters realize that sometimes claims are important, and both stop nagging people about using claims. This helps me understand how Offred feels about others and how her kind works (i.e. what kinds of things she thinks about). I also understand that Offred is in denial with the real world; that is, she wants things her way but is aware she needs to change. Anna from The Silent Summer has helped me realize that Offred is a very persnickity person who hopes to change, and is not afraid of doing so.
Reflection 1:
When I read a book, I plunge into a world where anything can happen; where feelings, setting, appearance, and more can change with the flip of a page. This was no different for The Handmaid's Tale. While reading, I felt like I was actually transported into Offred's world of financial problems, emotional problems, poverty, death, hope, and small moments of joy. All of this information, along with the occasional boring parts, was easy to handle but a little overwhelming (probably because of the high-school rating). Despite that, I feel Offeed and I are similar. The things she thinks about, the way she explores things with curiosity her family and household, all of this somewhat applies to me. The way she wanders about, guess what; I do the same! Speaking of which, sometimes the excitement of this book wanders about and sneaks up on you, which in my opinion was a really unique idea. For example, Offred and Ofglen were taking a stroll when they came across "The Wall", an execution area, which was described in detail. After reading that, I was SHOCKED. Suddenly, certain things were going through my mind. Perhaps it was the instinct to drop the book; perhaps it was to eagerly keep reading. Stopping at that part, I predict that Offred is going to go to "the" room and think this over, about why those people might have been executed for. Knowing Offred (or understanding the way she thinks), she would go visit the Wall again. So far, in my opinion, the book has been great/interesting. I still feel that there should be a bit more action, and am looking forward to this book's climax.
Questions/Predictions 1:
- Why did they rebuild society?
- How might Offred get back her husband, Luke?
- Will Offred finally talk to the Commander's wife?
- What will Offred do to make the Commander's wife like her?
- I predict Offred will go back to the Wall because of the way she thinks.
- I predict someone (cough Rita cough) will die because she breaks rules
- I predict that Luke will come back because Offred is working it out
- I predict Cora will lighten up because she smiled once
- I predict the Commander's wife will reveal herself as Serena Joy because she pauses when saying her name
- I predict Offred will be able to read again
- Why are the women forbidden to read?
Connection 2:
In the Handmaid's tale, the residents were deprived of oranges, because they couldn't grow them in The Republic of Gilead (that's the setting of the story) and because the government couldn't afford to import them. Thus, whenever oranges were available, which was rarely, the whole town would be delighted and come out to buy them. This reminds me of when citizens/the government of a certain country can't afford a certain object (e.g. pineapple, computer parts, coffee beans) and the residents would be deprived of that object, such as when residents in Africa couldn't afford to import a lot of vital necessities, for example certain foods and clean water. The only difference between these 2 events is that in The Republic of Gilead, oranges are NOT an important object to help survival. They cause joy, just like a little light bulb in a dark room would NOT help someone escape, but would give them the little joy that they could see their surroundings. Get what I mean? In Africa, however, because of their surroundings, food and water cannot be obtained easily, adding to the fact that they are a poor country. Food and water, as we all know are a VERY important part of daily life, and Africa's struggles for obtaining these items are unfortunately becoming daily struggles. Connecting these 2 events together has made me realize that we are very lucky to be able to have food, water and shelter, nevermind oranges. From now on I will be more thankful to what we have already then to be able to have material items; well, maybe not. Hey, we're only human!
Reflection 2:
As I continue to turn the oh-so interesting pages of the book, I have realized that the atmosphere had changed from boring and confusing to humorous and understandable. Before, the events had been switching and changing so fast and randomly that I couldn't even tell that was happening when, where, and with who. The whole book seemed like a collection of random events which is why i had felt that it was boring. Now, though, things have changed for the better. The book is now following a certain plot, but I'm not sure if that is something the author planned, but if she did plan it then I disagree with her opinion. The only reason I had continued reading was because I was determined to finish the book, but trust me; i was SO close to abandoning it that I almost gave up a couple of pages into the book. I think it might have been more interesting if I had been at reading level, because then I might have been able to understand some of the situations and jokes going on. Moving on, i would like to say that Offred has found Luke, her husband, and is now going to live happily ever after. Unfortunately for her (and fortunately for me) that is not what happened. Of course, happy endings are not real, they are only a dream in my opinion. A hope. A sparkle. A figment of imagination. Because in the real world, when you've been kidnapped, tortured, and expected to do something you rebel against, you'd also believe that there is no such thing as a happy ending. A problem is never solved, there is always another problem backing it up. You know that I mean? Even if the problem is small. Now I predict that Offred will not find Luke because she said he had died (which isn't really a prediction if you think about it), and I also predict that Offred will get caught by the police because she has been stealing small things like pens, which you can be severely punished for. I feel the climax is coming because the book is becoming suspenseful, so I cannot wait. Overall, this has been a great book so far, with some action (finally!)
Authors Message:
I think that so far, the author has been teaching us that if we give a smile to everyone, no matter how grumpy or mean, and give our personal best every day, then our day and someone else's day is sure to lighten up. This was because often, Cora smiles at Rita who is a very grumpy person, and had also made smiling at Offred, Nick, and the others a habit. I'm not sure about any other messages, but some are sure to appear in the future.
Questions 2:
No questions answered yet
- What nights do Offred and the Commander play scrabble?
- Why does Serena despise Offred?
- Is Moira an undercover "Eye"?
- How democratic is their government?
- Do women still get the right to vote?
#I think its hilarious i completely and utterly missed the points the author was trying to make#and the word feminism was not even in my lexicon at that age#but i loved offreds personality and struggle#also idk why i thought the book was funny#and i thought the commander was mysterious and cool#i remember offred putting butter in her shoe to keep as moisturizer and thought she was so smart and cool#anyways just musings#the handmaid's tale#Margaret Atwood#musings
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You know who is so extremely underrated in the criminal minds fandom?
Kate Callahan!!!!
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giggling and twirling my hair and kicking my feet (reading my own posts)
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Day 205 | id in alt
Maki me too. I can't think about Kugisaki without staring at a wall too.
(left to right)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#zenin maki#maki is like “WOW. COOL FIRST YEAR WITH CONVICTIONS AND ABILITIES IM SLIGHTLY JEALOUS ABOUT”#and then it ends up with her shinji chairing a second later#maki is more put together but you can tell she borderline statics sometimes#this girl dosent know how to speak to Kugisaki without saying something absolutely brainless or (that so?)#she does but man have you seen her talk to Kugisaki#maki....maki.....talk to her for fucks sake and the only way she can get a few words in if shes fighting like okay whatever#otherwise she just lets Kugisaki do whatever lime okay girl okay#maki genuinely dumbfounded by this 5'3 shithead is so funny to me#shes smart she can tell Kugisaki shit but small talk is NOT her forte and everyone can tell#makis large ass 8 head [Heart] it blinds Kugisaki
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watched the first 2 episodes of acolyte and so far i like every character except for the main one lol. (also is her name osha as in occupational safety and health administration??)
#star wars#the acolyte#acolyte#the nemoidian faces look really good#definitely the best looking prequel alien from the last few shows#rather ironic to name Miss Hazardous Workplace Conditions 'Osha' lol#the assassin lady was really cool looking#it was pretty funny to see that the 120bby sith assassins are reasonably friendly to each other#and at least help each other somewhat#and then there's poor ventress (and briefly savage ig) who just get force-zapped a bunch#the conversation between sol and vernesta(?) at the end of ep 2 was also pretty funny#vernestra: well we have to take time to Thoughtfully Deliberate this situation so we can respond wisely :)#sol: SHE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME???#poor guy hope the situation works out better for him#hey at least his new padawan (orange theelin) is smart#anyways might draw one of them idk#more inclined to draw nightsisters and soft wars rn but we'll see#whos the sith(?) cant be plageius bc hes a muun right?#how old is palpatine again? was the acolyte project his Sith Senior Thesis or something like that#unrelated but the scene of the jedi running around the ice planet bareheaded was so infuriating lol#PUT ON YOUR HOODS I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM#maybe i'll draw hats for them all#i found it a bit weird that they basically gave osha the anakin background? having her be *eight* specifically when she got to the temple#felt a bit off#kind of like it's taking away from the caution around anakin's induction? since i think koth was four and that was considered 'late'#so for a non-prophecied random kid to show up at age eight?#on the other hand maybe they only got cautious about age after this whole debacle happened? idk i'll see what happens#ok i think thats all
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the problem with bosco is that i’m so so so so so so in love with her
#she did a reaction thread of a horror movie on twitter and i had to take breaks reading it bc i was getting too worked up#she is so hot and cool and funny and stupid and smart and RIDICULOUS and HOT and COOL and i can’t FUCKING STAND HER
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im genuinely so horrifically in love with him its so fucked up
#i never truly understood 'it should me illegal to be that hot' joke until today#jesus christ i felt like i needed to be put away#shes so fucking attractive and smart and funny and cool#goddddddd i wish i could be even half of that#ive definitely been throwing myself way more into my work in part because of him.#like i want to be able to keep up with them at least a little bit.#she has such an amazing bright future ahead of him and theyre just so brilliant. i want to be able to match their pace at least a little bit#and of course theres things about him that frustrate me to no end but it doesnt make me love them any less#anyway i got really sappy but im atrociously down bad#mangoes thoughts#yearning on main#dear diary
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sara sn0w is a Weird Girl TM (affectionate) in my head btw
#like im kinda picturing a spinel vibe here#we know absolutely zilch about her as individual character just her relationships to men (both canon and alleged)#i dont ship her w jace personally but i like to think she exists. she couldve been a cool addition to the cast!#altho if h0td ever chose to adapt her shed probably turn out to be nothing like the version in my head#anyway that's my canon oc now. she's impish; great with a slingshot; and has a near permanent :3 face#her and baela would get along like a house on fire#(jace's first thought upon meeting her actually)#since cregan is so dour and serious the northerners appreciate sara's jester-like wit and antics even if she's off-putting sometimes#like sansa she adores singers#prefers the jaunty tunes overall and is a talented lyricist#and shes extremely smart and resourceful. comes up with unconventional ways to solve problems that end up working really well#cregan's chief advisor actually unironically#has a penchant for mischief but cmon shes a funny lil gal. it's her birthday.#loves creatures. has brought wild animals into the castle before and will do it again#and overall just. idk fast-paced? talks fast moves very quickly it's like she's operating on 1.5x speed
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not to be a broken record but being with my girlfriend is honestly fuckin amazing dude. i’ve had such a big crush on her for so long and she??? actually likes me back??? like i experienced an irl friends to lovers slow burn lmao?????
#and she’s so 🥰💞💓💖#it’s such a surreal experience honestly#i’ve been yearning for so long it’s like. idk what to do i never thought id get this far LMAO#she’s so cool and smart and funny#she met my dad and my grandma the other day and it went so well!!#and god she’s beautiful#typing this out cause i’m not spending the night with her tn and i miss her lmaoooo#shut up haley
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batman #240
[ID: a panel from a far away perspective of Bruce Wayne dropping Talia al Ghul off at a pier on Gotham's River—where a luxurious yacht sits in the water! She tells him, “I'm living on my father's yacht! I'll bid you a farewell... provided you promise me tomorrow!” Bruce eagerly replies, “It's a date! Sleep well, Talia!” END ID]
#hes such a loser....#i miss when they let him use exclamation marks all the time.... hes filled with whimsy and a love for life (while hating himself.....)#also brutalia works best when theyre just loser4loser core....#shes incredibly smart and empathetic and caring and funny and dramatic and her beauty outshines the moon#and hes dramatic and a loser. has a cool cave too.....#theyre perfect for each other....#(everyone hates when they're together because theyre so obnoxious and in love)#c: batman | i: 240#crypt's panels#batman#bruce wayne#talia al ghul#brutalia
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