#She was very nice

[oh-snapperss]

in the most traumatizing vc of my life rn

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

never met any celebrities irl BUT i did meet jewel staite in a dream once so i think that counts

[chickenisamazing]

Hehe met someone new at the masjid today

[voiider]

I miss the friend I made last night in my dream :(

[the-grimsqueaker]

Getting a new therapist when you only have two sessions left for the year and they only lightly skimmed your file before your session? Call that a trauma dump speed run!!

[superbattrash]

Who doesn’t like starting their day getting a finger shoved up their butt?

At least she was polite about it

[stargiirl27]

throwback to the time I got backstage w this band and I was very high on coke and talked about hunter s thompson all night while sharing a cigarette with a girl in a plastic skirt

[sharkneto]

Got found immediately by the other queer person on this whale watching tour because I was wearing a carhartt hat. Now that's community right there

[gaylittleguys]

happy pride to the girl in my uni gsa that said ‘oh! like the transformer?’ when I introduced myself

[directyourfate]

wearing my pool boy shirt today and the lady at the register at the record store i went to started giggling, showed her coworker, and then said she needed to get one

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[imnotlondon]

Lmao @ the er like “how can it be endo, you’re not complaining of pelvic pain” lady my pelvic is ALWAYS in pain that’s not what I’m HERE for

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[noirandchocolate]

Several weeks ago one of my coworkers called me over into her cubicle and gave me a very unexpected gift. Her mother passed away recently, and she'd been packing stuff up at her condo to give to relatives and sell, so the home could be sold. The mother was an avid knitter and crocheter, and when my coworker came upon her stash of equipment, she told me, she "immediately thought of me as someone who might get some use out of it."

So, I have inherited a varied collection of knitting needles and crochet hooks, cable needles, sewing needles, and, best of all, now-out-of-print pattern books, mostly for blankets, because that was what this lady loved to make most. Plus, I also have a bunch of gauge swatches she made, pinned to little bits of card covered in perfect schoolteacher handwriting setting out the patterns they were made to test.

And also...

My coworker brought another bag, full of yarn and...knitted blanket squares. Her mother's last started project, before she got too sick to continue. And she asked if there was anything I could do with it.

It turned out, there are twelve completed squares, and I quickly located the pattern book they are from amid those given to me. It's a book of 60 patterns, meant to be put together however the maker wishes into blankets of 20 squares. I figured out which of the numbered patterns were already made, and selected eight more that I thought might go well with them.

So now! I am working on completing! My coworker's mother's last knitting project!

And I really am feeling very good about doing it.

[amandaisnotwriting]

job interview done and i literally have no clue if i did well or not